Fęrsluflokkur: Vķsindi og fręši
18.3.2024 | 16:19
Hęgri öfga strumparnir
Strumparnir eru hęgri-öfga fķgśrur nśna
"Blue is the color that represents the political party AfD (Alternative for Germany), the only strong right-wing opposition in Germany. It has generated a substantially growing following over the last years, but systemic media continue to shun it for its racist, queer-phobic, climate denialist, anti-vax views. Sounds familiar? Yes, the AfD is the equivalent of free-speech-promoting patriotic right-wing movements all over the world."
AfD hljómar betur meš hverjum deginum sem lķšur.
Ķrsk pólitķk
"This past weekend, the latest uprising unfolded in Santiago, Cuba, about 800 kilometers (500 miles) from Havana. Hundreds of residents took to the streets, decrying hours-long power blackouts and food shortages.
Protests flare up in Cuba, recalling the grim aftermath of 2021 - over 1,400 detained, torture cases, and silenced artists. As tensions soar, global calls for action against Cubas human rights abuses intensify."
Žaš eru ašeins fęrri mannętur į Kśbu.
Fyrir 40 įrum. Göfugt.
"The US has become a global laughing stock by criticizing democratic processes in other nations while suppressing a presidential candidate in its own election, Russian leader Vladimir Putin has claimed."
Low blow.
śrkynjaš fólk er lķklegra til aš vera andlega vanheilt
"A study out of Finland has found that people who believe in woke ideas of social justice are more likely to be anxious, miserable, and depressed.
Specifically, being on the political left was more predictive of lower mental well-being than high critical social justice scores alone. This suggests that the link between critical social justice attitudes and mental health is complex and may be mediated by broader political and ideological beliefs."
Hver vissi žetta svosem ekki?
Macron ętti aš geta drukkiš kraftsśpuna sķna og fariš og barist viš žetta liš
"A police station was attacked by a mob no, its not a story that takes place in Haiti its France, the supposedly developed country that will hold the Summer Olympics in a few months and where society is still chaotic.
Now it arises that nine people have been arrested over a (mostly) firework attack on a police station near Paris."
óžarfi aš pirra Rśssa, žegar įstandiš er svona heima viš.
"Doctors across the world are sounding the alarm over a surging epidemic of young people being diagnosed with cancers more commonly associated with the elderly.
Nearly every continent is experiencing an increase of various types of cancer in people under 50 years old, which is particularly problematic as the disease tends to be caught in later stages in this population because most doctors aren't trained to look for it in young people."
Hvaša hvaša...
17.3.2024 | 15:49
Hlutir sem eru ekki eldgos
Žetta er žaš sem Alžingi er aš apa upp eftir hinum enskumęlandi heimi
"If things are this bad already, what is going to happen if the election in November does not go the way that leaders on the left want and they give the green light to millions of radicals to cause widespread chaos all over America? I think that we got a small preview of what this could look like during the riots of 2020. Unfortunately, since that time the open border policies of the Biden administration have allowed millions of extremely desperate people to come pouring into this country. The stage is being set for civil unrest on a scale that we have never seen before, and it certainly isnt going to take much to push our society over the edge."
Fólk almennt viršist žrį fįtt heitar en aš lįta naušga sér og berja sig svo til bana.
Fólk... skil žaš ekki.
Mašur handtekinn fyrir fréttamennsku
"Toronto Police just arrested David Menzies (@TheMenzoid) for reporting on a Hamas hate rally! When he tried to interview a Hamas protester, police grabbed him."
Kannski žess vegna sem mašur fęr litlar fréttir į Ķslenskum mišlum. Allir hręddir um aš verša handteknir.
Enginn veit hvaš Macron er aš reyna
"Maybe at some pointI dont want it, I wont take the initiativewe will have to have operations on the ground, whatever they may be, to counter the Russian forces, Macron told newspaper Le Parisien in an interview conducted on Friday."
Žaš er alveg spölur frį Rśsslandi til Frakklands, og Rśssar hafa ekkert lżst yfir įhuga į aš žramma žangaš, svo hvaš er mįliš?
"Diving teams found the remains of 10 doomed ships, spanning thousands of years of history, with the oldest one dating back to 3000 BC.
Using Homer's Iliad as a guide, researchers made the discoveries during a four-year survey off the coast of Kasos, a small island in the Aegean Sea."
Brim upp.
Og fréttir:
16.3.2024 | 18:13
Fólk er ljśffengt, meš BBQ sósu.
Żmis illvirki Sameinušu Žjóšanna
"As shocking as the revelations about mass rapes of women and children by UN peacekeepers and teachers may be, even more distressing is that UN employees supposedly dedicated to healthcare have carried out those very same atrocities and are led by an actual terrorist.
During his tenure as Ethiopias health minister and then foreign minister, Tedros risked the health of citizens for political gain:
[H]ealth experts in Ethiopia noticed a strange phenomenon: The government was refusing to acknowledge cholera outbreaks. Instead, the authorities labelled the outbreaks as acute watery diarrhea the Ethiopian government was pressuring its health workers to avoid any mention of cholera, which could damage the countrys image and deter tourists.
Additional UN sex trafficking scandals have been reported in Bosnia and Kosovo, as well as a notoriously ignominious child sex ring organized in Haiti by more than 100 UN personnel who had been insufficiently screened.
The United Nations forces in Mogadishu are indiscriminately shelling civilian populated areas and markets. In the last three months alone the United Nations forces in Mogadishu have killed more than 160 civilians and have injured more than 400."
... UNWRA.
Diversity, Inclusion, Equity = crash.
Glępamenn meš įhugaveršar hugmyndir
"Roommates Stephen Glosser and Caleb Kinsey are being charged with stalking, conspiracy, and use of an explosive to commit a felony offense, among other charges, after bombing a woman's house in South Georgia in January of 2023.
In addition to documenting their crime for their scrapbook, the two also exchanged text messages where they plotted other ways to terrorize the victim, including shooting arrows through her door, mailing dog feces and dead rats to the victim, and releasing "a large python into the victim's home to eat the victim's daughter.""
... aha.
Willie Nelson er ennžį lifandi
"Country music legend Willie Nelson is paying tribute to border patrol officers by releasing a new cover of The Border, the 2019 song by Rodney Crowell."
Ég held aš Bob Dylan sé lķka ennžį lifandi.
"Australian medical researchers who are backed by the government want people to stop using the term after a newly released study found that those who tested positive for coronavirus did not have a prolonged increased level of impairment compared to those who simply had the flu, The New York Post reported."
Ekkert af žvi sem kóvitleysingarnir sögšu var rétt. Og nś eru žeir aš fį krabbamein, einn af öšrum.
Kommśnistar eru hręddir viš nįttśruna
"An art museum in England has issued a warning to patrons that images of a British countryside in paintings can evoke what it labeled dark, nationalist feelings."
Žess vegna vilja kommarnir ólmir eyša öllu lķfi.
Ža er fešraveldiš. Žaš er alltaf fešraveldiš.
15.3.2024 | 21:03
Innri rödd
Kanada er algert fórnarlamb kommśnisma
"During a community safety meeting in Etobicoke, Constable Ricciardi addressed the issue, stating, To prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home, leave your fobs at your front door because theyre breaking into your home to steal your car. They dont want anything else.
In short, dont make it hard for thieves to steal your car. This is what an unarmed society looks like."
Žetta er svo heimskulegt og svo skašlegt aš ég er viss um aš Ķslenska rķkiš tekur upp į žessu nęst.
"A 36-year-old man was shot in the head by his own gun inside the Hoyt-Schermerhorn subway station in Brooklyn on Thursday evening during rush hour.
Passengers took cover and begged for police to come save them after a man was shot in the head."
Rķkiš vill ykkur feig. Muniš žaš. Geriš ykkur grein fyrir žvi.
Meira frį Kanada
"Police Worry Canada May Be Destabilized If Young People Realize They Wont Own A Home
The coming period of recession will also accelerate the decline in living standards that the younger generations have already witnessed compared to earlier generations, reads the report."
Hvaš? Kommśnismi er ekki aš virka žar heldur?
"Gov. Ron DeSantis announces Florida agents have interdicted a vessel that had 25 suspected illegal aliens from Haiti "They had firearms, they had drugs [...] That vessel was interdicted [and] those illegal aliens were turned over to the Coast Guard for deportation.""
Žaš eru mannętur į Haitķ. Bara aš segja...
Ég er ekki viss um aš Macron viti hvernig neitt virkar
"Speaking to French television on Thursday night, President Macron said while he was deliberately vague about what exactly he had in mind to keep his Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin guessing, nevertheless he believes the Ukraine war is existential to Europe and France and a Russian victory should not be permitted. He told his interviewers that: If Russia wins the war in Ukraine, Europes credibility would be reduced to zero, reports France24."
Flestir leištgar Evrópu eru aš įtta sig į hverskyns vandamįl žeir geta bśiš til handa sér. En ekki Macron...
Bara 26%...
AAAARRRGH!
14.3.2024 | 17:48
Ef žś spilar Pac Man, žį ertu terroristi
Hvaš dettur žeim ķ hug aš banna nęst?
"The vote on the TikTok bill was controversial for Republicans and represented a split between those who were concerned about the national security implications of allowing a Chinese-owned application to be used by millions of Americans, those who were concerned that the apps ban may empower big tech companies such as Google and Facebook."
Menn eru eitthvaš į bįšum įttum meš žetta.
Mašur bżr til stökkbreyttar risa-kindur
"Schubarth ran Schubarth Ranch, an "alternative livestock" ranch in Montana. The primary customers for the ranch were big game hunters on captive hunting operations, also known as shooting preserves or game ranches.
But, you know how these things go; everyone wants to bag the biggest, baddest prize, so Schubarth figured since we're living in the age of DNA manipulation, he could make something worthy of the hunt and sell it to hunting preserves around the nation."
Ekki alveg Jśragaršurinn, en ég tek žvķ.
"Scientists have discovered a giant volcano and a possible sheet of buried glacier on Mars.
The giant volcano, temporarily named the Noctis volcano, had been hiding in plain sight for decades in one of the red planet's most iconic regions, at the boundary between the heavily fractured maze-like Noctis Labyrinthus (Labyrinth of the Night) and the monumental canyons of Valles Marineris (Valleys of Mariner)."
Flott.
... ekki naušsynlega ólöglegir.
"Protesting farmers have vandalized the home of French Senator Francois Patriat, dumping manure, animal skins and two wild boar corpses at the entrance to the residence in Cote-dOr, local media reported on Tuesday."
Hi-Score Extremism.
Heimurinn er asnalegur stundum.
13.3.2024 | 19:08
Hér verša aldrei mįlašar mannętur, mundu žaš, hér er of kalt
Žeir eru oft aš segja "rokk-sögur" ķ śtvarpinu. Kostulegar sögur žaš. Tżpķsk rokk saga er einhvernvegin svona: "einu sinni var ég ķ sama herbergi og gaur sem er ķ hljómsveit sem žiš hafiš kannski einhverntķma heyrt getiš."
Žjóšsögur nśtķmans, gott fólk.
Žś ert žaš sem žś boršar.
16 fylki USA hóta aš kęra Maine ef žaš tekur aš sér aš fela barnageldara
"Attorneys general from 16 states across the country have threatened to take legal action against the state of Maine if a bill is adopted that would shield healthcare providers and other individuals, such as parents, in the state from out-of-state legal action for providing or obtaining abortions and child sex changes in the state."
Svo margir vilja ólmir gelda börn.
"Russian forces have destroyed two Ukrainian Mi-8/17 military-transport helicopters as they made a supply stop at a temporary airfield in the Donetsk Peoples Republic (DPR), the Defense Ministry in Moscow said on Wednesday, sharing footage of the incident."
Aha...
Pśtķn hefur sitthvaš aš segja um valdhafa į Vesturlöndum
"Ahead of the Kremlin-controlled presidential elections, Putin said "weapons exist in order to use them".
The Russian leader also accused Western elites of becoming "accustomed to fill their bellies with human flesh".
Russia says there can be no peace in Ukraine until Kyiv surrenders four regions in the east and the south of the country that Moscow claims as its own."
Ža er aš koma hungursneiš, og allir tala um aš borša fólk eša pöddur. Nema vegan. Žeir fį ekkert.
The original Ford Exploder.
Hvaš er langt žar til Ķsland veršur eins og Haitķ? Ef Open Borders fęr sķnu framgengt, meš žvķ til dęmis aš hella nógu miklu glimmer į Bjarna Ben, žį veršur žaš fljótlega.
Svo... allir geri rommiš til fyrir vśdś fórnarathöfnina, og nóg af BBQ sósu fyrir alla sem viršast ljśffengir.
12.3.2024 | 21:25
Hvaš er aš frétta?
Menn kęršir fyir glępi sem aldrei vor framdir
"Žeir Sindri Snęr Birgisson og Ķsidór Nathansson voru aš lokinni rannsókn įkęršir fyrir hryšjuverk. Įkęrunni var ķ tvķgang vķsaš frį hérašsdómi en fékk aš lokum mešferš ķ hérašsdómi ķ febrśar og ķ dag var kvešinn upp dómur."
Hann Hitlerjugend į X-inu er mjög hręddur viš žessa menn, enda trśir hann įn vafa öllu sem RŚV segir honum. Hann er gluggi minn inn ķ hugarheim normķsanna.
Veršmętamat...
Hryšjuverkamįliš gerir žetta mį svo afar tortyggilegt
"Sex eru enn ķ haldi lögreglunnar vegna rannsóknar į mįlefnum athafnamannsins Davķšs Višarssonar. Mešal žess sem Davķš er grunašur um er mansal, peningažvętti og skipulagša brotastarfsemi sem tengist rekstri hans vķša um borgina..."
Er žaš? Eša į hann kannski bara kött, og heilsar kunningjum sķnum į almannafęri?
Svona til dęmis: hver keypti alla žessa žręla af honum? Žaš gengur ekki aš selja vöru engum. Žannig gręšist enginn peningur.
Žetta mįl veršur ekki leyst af žessum óvitum:
"Hvernig ętlum viš aš fjįrmagna žetta? Viš munum kynna fjįrmįlaįętlun žar sem gert er rįš fyrir žessu. Viš höfum talaš algerlega skżrt. Žetta er okkar forgangsmįl. Žaš er okkar forgangsmįl aš skapa hér forsendur til aš unt verši aš draga śr veršbólgu og aš vextir verši lękkašir, sagši forsętisrįšherra."
Žetta eiga aš vera 80 milljaršair yfir 4 įr, eša 20 milljaršar į įri.
Ef žeir leggja nišur Umhverfisrįšuneytiš, žį sparast žetta fljótt. Žaš kostar 16-17 milljarša į žessu įri, segja žeir. Og mikiš gręšist žegar žeir sem žar vinna fara aš gera eitthvaš göfugra, eins og aš stunda vęndi eša eiturlyfjasmygl.
Einfalt.
NHS hętti aš gefa börnum žroskaheftandi eitur
"Britain's NHS has just taken puberty blockers off the table for children suffering from gender dysphoria, and will now actually perform the science necessary to show what kind of impact the drugs actually have on the young body"
"The plot to 'Weekend at Bernie's' playout this past week in Ohio when two women reportedly "propped up a dead man in their car to withdraw hundreds of dollars from his bank account", according to a report from the NY Post and the Star Beacon.
When they were done with the dead man, they dropped his corpse off at a local hospital, the report says."
Žetta var lęrdómsrķk kvikmynd.
Ekkert grunsamlegt aš gerast hér
"John Barnett died on March 9 at the age of 62 from what police have described as a self-inflicted wound. Prior to his death, he had been giving evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company, per the BBC. Barnett had retired from the company in 2017 for health reasons after working with Boeing for 32 years.
Barnett further said that emergency oxygen systems for the Boeing 787 had a failure rate of 25 percent in a real-life emergency, adding that he alerted upper management to the problems. After he began working in a South Carolina facility, he observed workers failing to follow procedures to track components through the factory, and in some cases, workers used sub-standard parts to prevent production delays."
Rrrriiight.
"Why don't you go where fashion sits?"
"This time its yet another installment of the years-long metal monolith conundrum. This time, in Wales.
Daily Mail reported:
A fifth steel monolith shaped like a giant Toblerone has been spotted on a Welsh hill.
Locals in Hay-on-Wye spotted the ten-foot-tall block of steel, resembling the distinctive shape of the [Swiss] chocolate bar, on Hay Bluff near the Powys town at the weekend.
The artifact sighting is the latest in a series of similar events happening across the UK and elsewhere in Europe."
Gaman hjį einhverjum.
Žess virši?
11.3.2024 | 17:02
Mannętur vęru betri kostur
Žetta er miklu fyndnara en žaš hefur nokkurn rétt į aš vera
"This Lebanese woman started a war over the weekend by saying American ladies aren't attractive like her."
Kvenfólki er ekki treystandi til žess aš meta kvenfólk.
Q: "This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men."
Ahem...
Gott skot. Beint ķ fótinn.
"Russia is producing three times more artillery shells than Kievs military sponsors, CNN reported on Monday, citing Western intelligence estimates."
Rśssland: meira bang fyrir peninginn.
Menn eru lķka į móti dżrategundum... eša eitthvaš...
"On Sunday, a blog associated with Portland's Rose City Antifa issued a claim of responsibility for an attack launched on a butcher shop in northeast Portland.
The owner of the butcher shop, Pasture PDX, voiced left-leaning political views on social media, and the shop displaying an LGBTQ Pride flag on its storefront windows.
Rose City Antifa, under the byline rosecitycounterinfo, said in the post that they shut off power to Pasture PDX in an attempt to make their animal meat unsellable. The group also claims to have shut power to nearby stores for no other reason other than it was fun."
Mikiš lķm var sniffaš af öllum ķ ašdraganda žessa atburšar.
Allstašar stašan.
"Portugal's centre-right claimed a narrow victory in yesterday's general election but Europe could yet be bracing for a surge in support for the populist right.
Socialist Pedro Nuno Santos was dealt a major blow as the left-wing party's vote share collapsed from 41.4 per cent to just 28.6 per cent.
A populist surge in Portugal also comes after Geert Wilders' success in the Dutch elections at the end of last year and as Marine Le Pen's National Rally eye-up success in Brussels."
Okkur sįrlega vantar žetta hér į landi. Yfirvöld hér viršast stašrįšin ķ sjįlfstortķmingu, bęši į sjįlfum sér og öšrum.
Mannętur vęru framför.
10.3.2024 | 17:02
Af hverju er allt svona dżrt?
Skošum žetta ašeins og žaš sem óhjįkvęmilega gerist, vegna žess aš hlutir eru eins og žeir eru
Ég er ekki aš fara aš byggja į neinum draumórum hérna, heldur einungis žvi sem er:
"Nżir kjarasamningar į almennum markaši munu kosta rķkissjóš 80 milljarša."
Žaš eru ~200.000kr į hvern einasta Ķslending, óhįš aldri.
Samvęmt žjóšskrį eru 277K manns į kjörskrį, svo hver žeirra žarf aš borga ~290.000. Mér sżnist aš žarna hafi kjarabótin horfiš fyrir lķtiš.
Glöggir lesendur sjį aš žessir śtreikningar gefa mjög fegraša mynd af raunveruleikanum.
"Annaš hvort žurfi aš rįšast ķ skattahękkanir eša ašhaldsašgeršir."
Žeir munu hękka skattana, žaš gera žeir alltaf. Ašhaldašgerširnar verša sżndarmennska, og valda jafnvel auka-kostnaši Athugum aš žetta er fólkiš sem fęrši okkur kolefnisgjöld, barnaklįm, stušning viš strķš ķ Śkranķu og hryšjuverkasamtök ķ Gaza.
Bśiš ykkur undir dżpri kreppu. Ef žiš viljiš ekki bera įbyrgš į eigin lķfi og viljiš aš rķkiš geri allt, žį veršiši aš sętta ykkur viš aš allt sé bannaš og žiš séuš ķ skuld žś žiš hafiš ekki eytt neinum pening.
Amerķsk pólitķk feršast samsķša Ķslenskri pólitķk.
De Niro óttast aš Trump muni leita aš honum
"Hollywood star Robert De Niro is panicking at the prospect of former President Donald Trump winning in November and reclaiming the White House, predicting that Trump will come looking for me.
Robert De Niro voiced his paranoid fantasy during a Friday appearance on HBOs Real Time with Bill Maher."
Ofsóknaręšiš er viš völd.
Žjóšverjar rifja upp gamla takta.
Traust manna milli fer dvķnandi
"The causes of this decay of social trust can be debated endlessly, but several factors are obvious:
1. Institutions forfeited the trust of the citizenry by withholding / editing realities to serve the interests of hidden agendas and insiders' careers.
2. The managerial / professional elites at the top of the nation's institutions no longer put the citizenry's interests above their own.
In a society in which everything is phony, low quality or fraudulent, you're taking a chance trusting anyone you don't know personally"
vera mķn į Facebook kenndi mér aš skuggalega margir er nįrišlar og barnanaušgarar, og sį hópur skarast viš fólk sem er hrętt, bara svona śt žķ blįinn, og illa haldiš af ofsóknaręši.
Žess vegna kem ég ekki lengur nįlęgt FB. Treysti žessu liši ekki.
Hamas stušningsmenn eru ofbeldishneigšir
"Benny Morris, 75, was heckled by students at The London School of Economics (LSE) just 15 minutes into his lecture about the Israeli-Palestinian crisis earlier this week.
The appearance of the radical Israeli historian, once jailed for refusing to do military service in the West Bank, sparked fury from students due to remarks he has made in the past, including referring to Palestinians as 'wild animals'."
Nokkrir Erlendar aš spökulera ķ žjóšarhag.
9.3.2024 | 17:34
Robot Muhammad gerir žaš sem honum sżnist
"Meet "Muhammad." I know that's not a unique name among Saudi men, but this one is special.
He's a robot.
He was created by the Saudi government to demonstrate their advancements in the field of artificial intelligence for DeepFest in Riyadh"
Ķ Kanada stendur til aš fangelsa fólk fyrir glępi sem ašrir ķmynda sér
"Justin Trudeaus far-left Canadian government is planning on putting anyone they suspect might commit a hate crime.
One of the measures within the bill would give judges the power to place individuals under house arrest and force them to wear an electronic tag if they believe that individual could commit a hate crime in the future."
Svo žaš er hęgt aš handsama alla sem eru ekki beinlķnis nżbśnir aš undirgangast MAID.
Opus Dei.
"The Irish public has given a historic victory for family values as the neo-liberal government in Dublin has acknowledged that voters have rejected attempts to redefine marriage and the role of women in the constitution.
Ironically, videos produced by the government in favour of the referenda were flagged by X Community Notes for allegedly spreading misinformation."
Fyrirtęki neyšast til aš lįta af śrkynjun, til žess aš gręša peninga
"BlackRock, JPMorgan Chase, and State Street recently exited from Climate Action 100+, a coalition of the worlds largest fund managers that pledges to ensure the worlds largest corporate greenhouse gas emitters take necessary action on climate change.
On the heels of that exit, 16 conservative state attorneys general have demanded answers from BlackRocks directors regarding the firms continued membership in other similar groups, which they assert could be a conflict of interest with its fiduciary responsibility to investors."
Žaš er ekki gott aš taka fjįrmįla-rįšleggingum frį Satan.
Gamalt, en hann sagši žetta. Ég hef, hvaš skal segja... įhugaverš gögn ķ fórum mķnum... žau sżna ašra hluti.
Mašur handtekinn fyrir aš segja satt
"A counter-protester has been arrested at a pro-Palestinian march through central London today after displaying a placard reading 'Hamas is terrorist'.
Iranian Niyak Ghorbani, 37, waved the sign in the middle of the rally, which saw thousands of demonstrators gather in the capital, before protesters turned on him leading to a large brawl.
Demonstrators carrying Palestine flags charged towards Mr Ghorbani and attacked him before police stepped in to arrest the counter-protester."
Bretland er ekki lengur réttarrķki. Afleišingarnar koma fram seinna, žetta byggist allt upp žar til žaš springur.
Ķslenska rķkiš er į eftir. Ķ fleiri en einum skilningi.