Rśssarnir gera innrįs

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Žaš fyrsta sem žeir gera er aš koma sér aš į Tik Tok, Insta og jafnvel Facebśkk, og setja žar inn ummęli um kartöflu.

Žeir munu segja "Kartafla," og "Flögur, skrśfur, strį og skķfur."

Žetta mun fį mjög į landsmenn, og margir munu žurfa aš setja upp blįa lęknagrķmu til aš bęla burt efanum um sįl sķna.

Nś žegar eru agentar KGB ķ lęri hjį žartilgeršum kartöflu munkum ķ Žykkvabę aš lęra mest stušandi kartöflu ummęlin.

Žaš nęsta sem gerist, er aš KGB mun fótósjoppa mynd af helstu rįšamönnum žjóšarinnar viš hlišina į kżrauga, og žeir munu bśa til stutt vķdjó, svona 5-10 sekśndur, žar sem einn af žeim bendir į žessa mynd og segir: "jamm. Jęja. Aha."

Žetta mun ljóslega valda miklu fjašrafoki, og fólk mun grįna viš žetta og fį blóšhlaupin augu, og allir sem móttękilegir eru verša hér bśnir aš setja upp blįa lęknagrķmu.  Mér reiknast til aš žaš séu um 85% žjóšarinnar.

Įšur en sjokkiš af žessu er runniš af fólki, žį bśa žeir til skilti sem žeir setja allstašar žar sem fólk getur séš til, žar sem žvķ er haldiš fram aš hinir og žessir rįšamenn og fręgt fólk séu bara alls ekki nįrišlar.  Til žess aš hrista frekar upp, verša ašrir sakašir um žį fyrru aš vilja ekki einu sinni skera kynfęrin af börnum, hvaš žį naušga žeim.

Žetta mį bęta ķ meš allskyns nekrófóbķskum ummęlum, eins og "nįrišill" eša aš halda žvķ beinlķnis fram aš žaš sé woke aš vera nįrišill.

Žegar fólk sér žetta mun žaš byrja aš missa vitiš, og žaš mun rįfa um stefnulaust, meš blįu lęknagrķmuna, umlandi: "Moršingi... moršingi... hann sagši N-oršiš... n-oršiš... hann talaši um kartöflu...  moršingi..."

Og žį kemur nįšarhöggiš:

Mašur stķgur į land, haldandi į RYKSUGU!

Žegar fólk sér žetta žį mun žaš fį žvķlķka hvellskitu aš sśkkulašigosbrunnurinn gżs upp um hįlsmįl žeirra.  Fólk mun verša óhuggandi, óalandi og óferjandi.  Fólk mun skera kynfęrin af börum sķnum og leggja žau sér til munns, žaš mun hella Nocco ķ augun į sér, žaš mun fela sig undir rśmi.

Fólk sem er hrętt viš ryksugu ętlar aš fara aš troša illsakir viš Rśssa.

Alvöru.

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Į mešan, ķ Brazilķu

"While Brazilian socialist President Lula da Silva is under significant pressure after calling Israelis genocidal Nazis, he is still the MSM’s darling, while the hugely popular former President Jair Bolsonaro is given a sub-standard treatment.

It is indeed significant that the half-baked Reuters report does not feature a single picture of the MASSIVE rally, but rather is illustrated by a picture of Bolsonaro leaving Federal Police headquarters after they took his passport.

“Supporters of Jair Bolsonaro gathered on Sunday on Sao Paulo’s iconic Paulista Avenue to show support for the former far-right Brazilian president as he finds himself embroiled in several investigations that many believe could land him in jail.”

Look how they quickly skip from the rally to his legal troubles."

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Ķ Póllandi

"Polish farmers blocked a major highway into Germany on Sunday, in protest against EU environmental proposals and uncontrolled imports of cheap produce from countries such as Ukraine."

Žetta er ekki bśiš.

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Ķ Brussel

"Brussels police fired a water cannon after furious farmers started a bonfire outside the European Parliament while protesting.

Piles of old tyres were set ablaze on Monday in a protest to demand action on issues including cheap supermarket prices, free trade deals and strenuous EU environmental rules."

Kolefnistrśarmennirnir vilja eyša öllu lķfi į jöršinni.  Fyrir vešriš, segja žeir.

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Kaninn tekur ekki mark į vitleysu lengur

"First point, timed right at Presidents Day last week, the Presidential Greatness Project, a survey of historians and scholars, published its latest ranking of U.S. presidents. And, as to be expected, it's a forehead-slapper of reality disconnect.

Coming in this year at No. 14 among all-time presidents is the bumbling, muttering tool of psychopath leftists and corruptocrats everywhere, Joe Biden. This ranking hilariously puts him in the top one-third of all American presidents. The list places Donald Trump dead last, the very worst president in all of American history.

Rasmussen found that Americans — those struggling through the Biden presidency in real time — say that Biden has been a dismal failure in his first term. All of the institutional “expert” help and hardened media defense perimeters in the world could not hide Biden’s growing senility and staff incompetence.

Granted, these are only two data points. But combining them suggests that Americans are turning away from the propaganda poison of the anti-American “expert” class and relying more on their own good senses. This is a good and necessary step forward."

Ef žiš hęttiš aš hlusta į RŚV getiš žiš lķka virkaš gįfulega.

Evrópsk yfirvöld eru of stupid til aš geta haft sķna eigin FB, X eša Insta.


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