CIA klónar mammúta. Vegna þess að auðvitað.

CIA eru á betri eiturlyfjum en allir

"According to a report by The Intercept, the CIA is investing in a biotechnology company called Colossal Biosciences which is aiming to bring back to life extinct animals such as the woolly mammoth."

Uhm... ???

Flýið frá Kanada. Núna

"At a news conference in Surrey, British Columbia on Friday, Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau Castro channeled his inner Castro as his fascist government announced a statewide ban on the sale, purchase, and transfer of handguns effective immediately.

The national handgun freeze is part of the government’s comprehensive plan to tackle gun violence. We have already banned over 1,500 types of assault-style firearms and have strengthened our gun control laws to expand background checks. Bill C-21 proposes further measures to keep guns out of the wrong hands like revoking the firearms licences of those involved in acts of domestic violence or criminal harassment, continuing to fight gun smuggling and trafficking, and providing law enforcement more tools to investigate firearms crimes,” the news release stated."

Vörubílstjórar þurfa sérstaklega að hugsa um að flytja sig suður fyrir landamærin.

Fyrst er afvopnun, svo byrja fjöldamorð.  Þeir sem þekkja söguna kannast við það.

Barnageldarar baula á hægri öfgamenn

""F*ck you fascists" appears to have been the preferred chant by protesters at the event, who likely advocate for children to be given drugs that stunt their natural growth in the name of gender ideology. Children who are given these drugs, then go on to take cross-sex hormones, and never achieve orgasm in their lives."

Hvort ertu meira woke ef þú nauðgar barni áður en þú skerð undan því eða á eftir?

Barnageldari hyggst myrða kvenréttindafrömuð

"A trans-identified male Antifa leader is organizing a counter-protest and fundraising to buy weapons to shut down a women’s rights event scheduled to take place in Portland on Oct 25."

Barnageldarar eru ofbeldishneigðir, eins og þeir eru flestir þessir leftistar.

Ye með hugmyndir

"Kanye West is reportedly plotting to build a network of tiny planned cities called the 'Yecosystem' and has already filed copyright applications for it."

"Based on the trademark application, the massive undertaking will see towns built all over the United States beginning next year."

Þegar menn eiga allt of mikinn pening...

Hann er þó ekki að reyna að drepa alla í heiminum, eins og Bill Gates.

Stutt umfjöllun um raunverulega glæpi

True Crime!

Drekkum með Jeltsin

Ameríski Steingrímur J er óskiljanlegur

"No. They’re by 16 there. I've already gone in for yet, and a lot more grass. Another 20 or so. I'm gonna be going.

...

Reporter: "John Fetterman’s gonna appear with you today in Pennsylvania, but there haven’t been that many candidates campaigning with you —"

Biden: "That's not true! There’ve been 15. COUNT KID, COUNT!""

Ég veit ekki hvað neitt af þessu þýðir.

Herinn er nógu Woke til að vera necro-pedo, en á móti gæti ekki unnið hanaslag

"A new study from a conservative think tank, The Heritage Foundation, has rated the United States military as weak overall with a low possibility of winning a war against a major power."

Á hverjum degi:

"According to the findings of German research, one in every 700 children under the age of five who received the Pfizer mRNA Covid vaccine was hospitalized with severe adverse events (SAE), and one in every 200 children had symptoms that were currently ongoing and thus of unknown significance."

Þið voruð vöruð við af ykkur varkárara fólki...

Fáir hafa nokkra trú á Bretum núna

"The race to replace failed PM Liz Truss is set to conclude by as soon as Monday, when another globalist stooge may well be installed into office."

иди трахни свою мать

Mannæta borðar Bacon

Ekkert meir um það að segja

Það er bara jákvætt að vera Hunter Biden

"A team of cyber detectives has produced a 630-page report detailing the findings of a year-long investigation into the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop which they say contains 459 violations of state and federal laws and regulations, according to The Daily Wire."

Allir aðrir væru í djúpum skít.

Segðu það með Mozart

Bara í dag

Þetta salerni í San Fransisco verður dýrara en náðhúsið í Nauthólsvíkinni

"San Francisco is going to spend two years and $1.7 million to build a small public restroom. The project will be subjected to community review, a vote by the Board of Supervisors, and reviews by city committees."

En: verður gott ústýni og áhorfendapallar og kaffi-aðstaða á þessum kamri?

Já

Mótmælendur verða inndrita

"Nine environmental activists chose Autostadt on Wednesday evening to raise awareness about what they call “a climate emergency” by gluing their palms on the Porsche pavilion floor. 

On Twitter, Grimalda complained that Volkswagen is not providing them with toilet services."

Fokk þú og þitt krú.

Meira af sama

"Furious members of the public have dragged Just Stop Oil protesters from the road after the activists sprayed orange paint across the world-famous Harrods before blocking all traffic outside."

Umhverfissinnar að dreifa mengun.  Einu sinni hefði það ótt írónæiskt.  Núna... ekki svo mjög.

Hmm...

Þjóðverjinn að finna fyrir eigin heimsku af fullum þunga

"Products ranging from Kellogg’s cornflakes to Coca Cola have disappeared from supermarkets throughout Germany, with many shops being left with empty shelves as products become simply unprofitable to sell due to differentials in inflation."

Þetta ástand er væntanlegt hér.  Er þegar byrjað.

Not the bee safnar vitleysingum

"It's a testimony to America's greatness that people this unaware and this idiotic are still alive."

Rússar kenna krökkunum nytsamlega hluti

"Children as young as four and five are being given war lessons in Vladimir Putin's Russia.

Shocking footage shows an officer in combat fatigues demonstrating a Kalashnikov machine-gun and an anti-tank grenade launcher to kindergarten youngsters.

Children at Kindergarten No. 31 in Korolev, near Moscow were taught the qualities that distinguish a true defender of the Motherland."

Ágætt að kenna þeim þetta strax, svo þau verði ekki eins og þessar lolcows á twitter. 

AK er ekki beint flókið tæki svosem...  Auðvelt að nota.  Slær dáldið.

Bretar um pólitíska ástandið.

Grikkir um sama.

Allt sem gerist í útlöndum verður endurtekið hér... nema það sé gáfulegt.

Glæpamenn reyna að ræna rangan mann

"Police suggested the four victims were planning on committing a crime the night they went missing, based on interviewing an individual who was asked to participate but declined, ABC News reported. The details of the alleged crime are unknown."

Þetta voru augljóslega kommúnistar:

"On the night of October 9, the four men — who were close friends — disappeared after they were last seen leaving Billy Chastian’s house on bicycles."

Unabomber heldur uppi meðaltalinu.  Og Breivik var kannski gáfaðari en þið haldið.

Biden...

"Overturning Roe v Wade is affecting children, moms, grandmoms, grandpops, and all the entire generations.

The right that I pushed hard and I finally got changed to marry couples in the privacy of their bedroom.

God bless you all, and may God protect our troops. Thank you. I'm sorry.

[Long pause]

I was apologizing for my back."

... ok.

Í Kína

Hælisleytendur að gera NY gjaldþrota

"A new video from Project Veritas Action has revealed that New York City Mayor Eric Adams’ top aide has doubts about the mayor’s ability to handle the ongoing illegal immigrant crisis in the city, a result of the border crisis created by the Biden administration.

Baugh also stated that "the city is broke," adding that this point "makes me very nervous as someone who is paid by the city.""

Eins og er þar er hér líka.

Ali G dagsins, ef ekki ársins:

"A beauty giant has faced calls for a boycott after inviting a controversial transgender influencer on a podcast about 'girlhood'.

Ulta Beauty, which has more than 1,200 salons across the country, was slammed by furious women for hosting Dylan Mulvaney on The Joy Of Girlhood."

... HAHAHA!

Sama, nema ofbeldisfyllra

"A woman was reportedly raped by a known sex offender at a women's shelter in Ontario, Canada after the predator identified as transgender in order to gain access to the facility.

It's not that hardcore transgender advocates want anyone to get raped like this, mind you.

It's just that they consider this sort of insanity to be acceptable collateral damage for letting men access women's spaces, that's all."

Hvað vita þeir hjá Not the bee um það?

Teygjnalegur ostur, ofl

Menn með pælingar

"Öruggar heimildir Vísis herma að mennirnir tveir, sem sitja í gæsluvarðhaldi grunaðir um að hafa skipulagt hryðjuverk, hafi rætt sín á milli um að myrða Guðlaug Þór Þórðarson, umhverfis-, orku- og loftslagsráðherra."

Það hefðu þeir átt að gera með því að hakka sig á tvitterið hjá honum, og skilja eftir þennan texta:

Súper effectívt.

Þeir muna það bara næst.

Svo ætluðu þeir læika að myrða alla nazista á íslandi, virðist vera:

"Fram kom á dögunum að karlmennirnir tveir hefðu í samtölum sín á milli haft í flimtingum að bana sósíalistunum Gunnari Smára Egilssyni og Sólveigu Önnu Jónsdóttur. Þá komu nöfn þingmanna og fyrrverandi þingmanna Pírata upp í samtölum þeirra."

Það að þeir náðust mun bíta okkur öll í rassinn mjög fljótlega. (Þó ég satt að segja efist um að þeir hefðu gert nokkuð.)

Bara að minna á að: Ríkið vill að ÞÚ deyjir.

Talandi um nazista:

"During a pro-democracy protest at the Chinese consulate in Manchester, England on Sunday one vocal critic of the CCP named Bob was yanked inside the consulate gates from the street, which is UK sovereign soil, and then beaten by a gang of men until rescued by British police."

Kínverjar færa sig uppá skaftið.

Stríð í úkraínu orðið stríðs-legra

"Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced Tuesday that up to one-third of all power stations have been attacked by Russian missile and drone strikes over the past week, causing massive blackouts across the country."

Fólk vill bara sjá heiminn brenna.

Það er venjulega lögreglan, og svo er karma-lögreglan:

"Marxist Seattle City Council member Kshama Sawant led the charge against police officers in Seattle. Sawant pushed to defund the police in Seattle.

Now vandals are hurling human sh*t at her house every night and she is begging for police protection."

Keppni í teygjanlegum ostum

"This is the first-ever cheese stretching contest in this local festival, but I would LOVE to see more of it in future years."

Frakkar...

Á jákvæðari nótum:

"UK Home Secretary Suella Braverman has unveiled plans for a major crackdown on disruptive protests by climate activists, whom she described as thugs and vandals trying to hold the public to ransom."

Loksins.

Þessi neitar að segja af sér:

"British Prime Minister Liz Truss said on Monday she has no intention to step down, despite calls from fellow Conservative MPs.

While Truss inherited double-digit inflation and an economy on the brink of recession, she initially supported the controversial ‘mini budget’ which aimed to ramp up borrowing and keep the corporation tax at 19% instead of increasing it to 25%.

The plan backfired, with markets plunging into turmoil and the British pound crashing to a record low against the US dollar."

Þeir sem taka við verða ekkert betri.

Magnaðir hlutir gerast daglega

Kanye ætlar að kaupa Parler

"Parlement Technologies, the parent company of the popular social media platform "Parler," published a press release Monday saying it's being acquired by Ye (formerly known as Kanye West)."

Ódýrari sósíalmedíoa en Twitter, og ekki jafn mikil ræsi.

"The proposed acquisition will assure Parler a future role in creating an uncancelable ecosystem where all voices are welcome. Ye can be found on Parler here."

Ja, hann má segja það sem honum sýnist þarna.

"Ye is the richest black man in history. He was recently blocked by JPMorgan Chase from using their banking services for something he said in an interview."

Amerísk pólitík gengur lengra en Weimar:

"Mike Itkis, a self-described ‘liberal independent, non-married, childless atheist,’ uploaded the porn video, titled “Bucket List Bonanza” with adult film star Nicole Sage to PornHub over the summer to showcase his “sex positive” campaign."

Mér verður hugsað til Íslensksra alþingismanna með þónokkrum hryllingi.

Íslenskasti pólitíkus sem ameríkanar hafa haft.

Talandi um íslenska pólitík:

Góðar fréttir: "Menntamálastofnun verður lögð niður og öllu starfsfólki þar sagt upp í viðamiklum breytingum sem Ásmundur Einar Daðason, mennta- og barnamálaráðherra, hefur boðað."

Slæmar fréttir: "Hann hyggst leggja niður Menntamálastofnun og koma á fót nýrri stofnun..."

Og á enn neikvæðari nótum: matarskattur:

"Í svari Landlæknis við fyrirspurn fréttastofu kemur fram að brýn þörf sé á efnahagslegum aðgerðum, líkt og starfshópur frá árinu 2020 lagði til, þar á meðal lægri álögur á hollustu og hærri skatt á óhollustu, svokallaðan sykurskatt."

Ég man eftir þessum matarskatti.  Var lagður á kaffi, meðal annars.

Fjandans kommúnistar.

Bresk p+olitík er svipuð íslenskiri að því leiti að þú hefur val um 2 kommúnsitaflokka

"The Tories could be heading for such a walloping at the next election that they might only be the third largest party in the Commons, a shock poll-of-polls suggests today."

Enda er þar allt á hausnum.

Kolefnistrúarmenn skemma mat

"The organization is advocating for a switch to plant-based alternatives to milk and dairy products as a means of combating climate change."

Enginn matur, engin orka.  Bara kolefnistrú.

Kolefnistrúarmenn eru allstaðar til ama

"The disruption led to angry scenes as drivers got out of their vehicles to remonstrate with the eco-zealots and plead with them to get out of their way.

Another man stepped in and confronted the demonstrators, saying: "This is not the way of protesting. Organise a proper protest, the motorway is not where you should protest. We have to go to work"

"Otherwise, this will become poor against poor. People will get angry and they will beat you and this is not fair... You're p***ing people off.""

Eins í UK & á Ítalíu.  Greinilega skipulagt.  Þetta er engin grasrótarhreyfing.

Borðaðu pöddurnar

"Back in 2019, the World Economic Forum (WEF) introduced their sustainable protein objectives for the world. According to the plan, we'll all be eating either plant-based meat, lab-grown meat, or insects and worms instead of meat by 2030.

the Netherlands just rolled out a new nutritional program for schools across the country: mealworms instead of meat."

Mmm hmmm... Þú munt eiga ekkert.

Hollenskir bændur vilja ekki að ríkið steli af þeim landinu:

"Farmers Defence Force leader Mark Van den Oever announced this week that Dutch farmers will once again take to the streets after the government expressed its intentions to adopt the plan presented by former deputy prime minister Johan Remkes to meet the nitrogen standards demanded by the European Union."

Enn þessir kolefnistrúarmenn að reyna að svelta alla í Evrópu.

Almenningur er ekki hrifinn af yfirvöldum, hvergi.

"the march against high prices in Paris....

Europeans don't want to starve and freeze for Zelensky.

Protests against NATO and the EU are increasing throughout Europe...

Impressive human tide in Brussels against Ursula von der Leyen, EU, globalist scum, corrupt politicians, media manipulation and rising energy prices.

Massive Protests In Brussels At EU Against One World Government, Globalists! The people of Europe are about to enter a winter of fuel and food shortages, BY DESIGN.

Impressive human protests in Berlin against Olaf Scholz, Ursula von der Leyen, EU, NATO, sanctions against Russia and rising gas and energy prices."

Osfrv...

Áætlanir kommúnista um að myrða ykkur öll

Vinstri-öfgahópar fjármagnaðpir af Rússum

"Ionov’s activities were not in support of right-wing groups, the operation was allegedly funding left-wing groups that promoted socialism, defunding police, and California secession, according to multiple reports.

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution identified “Political Group 2” in a July 29 article as the Atlanta-based Black Hammer Party. On May 31, 2020, the group’s website featured a statement by Ionov responding to the death of George Floyd that stated:

The Sacramento Bee identified “Political Group 3” as Yes California, an organization formed to promote California secession from the United States. Louis Marinelli, the founder of the organization, had worked in Russia teaching English"

Huh...

Allir eru að horfa í tanga átt, eins og venjulega.

Þessi tilraun lofar ekki góðu

"Doug Brignole, an icon in the world of bodybuilding and an author, has died at the age of 63.

Hann sagði: "Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test. If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it (at least to yourselves). Better yet, you should admit that you were misled, and tell the world who misled you, so other people can benefit by avoiding those fearmongers.""

Á meðan í Kólumbíu:

"The Director of Colombia's National Directorate of Taxes and Customs (DIAN) Luis Carlos Reyes declared on Thursday that it was time to legalize and tax cocaine in the South American nation, the world's top cocaine producer."

Sniff.

Lundúnarbúar berjast við kolefnistrúarmenn

"In one clip of the disruption, caused by 29 protesters who glued themselves to the road just after 12pm, a van driver claims he desperately needs to get his sick wife to hospital.

An emergency response vehicle, with lights and sirens blaring,  was also blocked for a time from the intersection."

Hvað haldiði að kolefnistrúarm0nnum sé ekki sama um líf og limi annarra?

Vinstriöfgamenn sóa mat

"Vegan extremists have struck again, this time targeting upmarket stores across the country as their activists grab milk from shelves and dump it over the floors and counters.

The young and well-dressed eco-hipsters made sure to spout out their shrill demands for the government to ensure farmers transition to a 'plant-based future' at midday on Saturday."

Hungur er þeirra aðalsmerki.

Biden þefar af enn einni stelpu.

Það er það sem hann gerir.

Bresk pólitík

"If Truss leaves office or is replaced by the end of the year, she will have been the shortest-serving prime minister in UK history. With a recent Observer poll putting her approval rating at a dismal -47, Truss is the least popular PM since the British outlet began polling in the 1990s."

Úrvalið var nú ekki beysið.

Í dag. Og músík.

Þegar menn veita þér ókeypis þjónustu er þakklæti ágætt

"Elon Musk says he cannot afford to keep funding Starlink satellites that have proved vital for Ukraine in defending itself against Russia, raising fears he may cut support.

He spoke out just days after tweeting a 'peace plan' that proposed handing chunks of Ukrainian territory to Russia that prompted a clash with President Zelensky and saw ambassador Andreij Melnyk tell him to fuck off."

Hehehe...

Barnageldari vill kæra forledra sem vilja ekki láta gelda börnin sín

"Radical progressive Virginia Democrat Delegate Elizabeth Guzman announced plans to introduce a bill in the Virginia Legislature where parents could face a felony or misdemeanor charge if they do not affirm their child’s sexual orientation and/or  gender identity."

Úrkynjunin er mikil.

Dularfullt

"Four men from Okmulgee, Oklahoma, who went on a bicycle ride together on Sunday and then vanished are still missing with authorities clueless as to what happened to them."

Þetta eru hjólreiðamenn, erum við öll viss um að við viljum finna þá aftur?

Queen

Á meðan, í Brazilíu

"The race narrowed after two weeks of intense, and bizarre, negative campaigning in which Bolsonaro supporters accused Lula of enjoying support from Satanists and the Lula campaign accused Bolsonaro of cannibalism."

Ég veit ekki með ykkur, en mér sýnist Brazilía vera frábær staður, fullur af skemmtilegu fólki.

Maður reiknar það út að Kína kvefs bóluefnin séu þegar búin að drepa 20 milljón manns

"So, EU+US deaths (EUDRA + VAERS) = 13,972 + 46,999 = 60,971 deaths

and EU+US injuries = 854,084 + 6,089,773 = 6,943,857 (multiple per person, half of which are “serious”).

Multiply by 40 for URF (underreporting factor) and then (multiply) by 8 to “globalize” (the total number).

Global deaths are around 19.5 million SO FAR, and global injuries are around 2.2 billion.

Those injuries are likely to develop into "conditions" and then morbidities."

Getur þú sýnt útreikninga?

Meiri músík?

Eitt lag enn:

Þú ert ekki ritskoðaður fyrir að hafa rangt fyrir þér.

Þegar maður þekkir ekki réttu mennina

Alex Jones dæmdur til að borga formúgu fyrir að tjá sig

"Alex Jones vowed Wednesday on Infowars that he is not going away and 'not going to stop' after a jury handed down a record $1 billion verdict pertaining to lies he told about the Sandy Hook Elementary shooting.

The Infowars host repeatedly claimed that the 2012 massacre, which left 20 students and six teachers dead, was a hoax and had been staged."

Í samhengi:

 

Það er ekki sama hver það er...

Lancet hefur sitthvað að segja:

"The Commission identified six major areas of failures, namely failures of prevention, failures of rationality, failures of transparency, failures to follow normal public health practice, failures of operational cooperation, and failures of international solidarity.

Due to these failures, social sustainability goals were set back a few years and 17.2 million lives were lost."

Ríkið sá um þetta.  Við hverju bjuggust þið?

Kalifornía, þar sem vísindi eru bara samkomulagsatriði.

Kaninn vill ekki kjarnorkustríð, af einhverjum orsökum

"Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was demolished on Wednesday evening by former supporters.

The congresswoman was speaking at a Q&A in a sparsely populated room of Bronxdale High School when a protester confronted her about her support for nuclear war and Ukrainian Nazis.

The demonstrators were upset that the alleged “outsider” progressive has been supporting arms packages for Ukraine and marching in lockstep with the more hawkish members of her party."

Þetta hlýtur að hafa verið mjög leiðinlegur sálmur

"11 pro-life activists were arrested this month for holding a prayer vigil and singing hymns at the door of the abortion clinic in Mount Juliet, Tennessee.

One of the pro-life advocates the FBI considers as a danger to the public is an elderly woman, Eva Edl, who is a German survivor of a communist prisoner-of-war concentration camp during World War II."

Vetur nálgast...

"You couldn't have chosen something other than the tagline of one of the most violent and brutal television shows ever made?"

Hahaha!

JP Morgan bannar Kanye West

"Addressed to Ye, it read “We are sending this letter to confirm our recent discussion with [redacted] that JPMorgan Chase Bank… has decided to end its banking relationship with Yeezy, LLC and its affiliated entities.”

This comes after a spate of criticism was heaped on West for an apparent antisemitic post on Twitter which led to West being locked out of the platform. West wrote: "I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I am going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE."

In a recent interview with Tucker Carlson, West said "When I say Jew, I mean the 12 lost tribes of Judah, the blood of Christ, who the people known as the race black really are. This is who our people are. The blood of Christ. This, as a Christian, is my belief.""

Þar með gefur JP Morgan orðum hans gildi.

 

Fólk er vitlausara núna. Eða kannski er það bara augljósara nú en áður.

Svone er allt nú til dags.

Not the bee will hafa smá trú á mannkyninu

Lesið bara sjálf.

Þeir vissu aldrei hvort "bóluefnin" virkuðu

"As Jack Phillips reports via The Epoch Times, member of the European Parliament, Rob Roos, asked during a session: 

"Was the Pfizer COVID vaccine tested on stopping the transmission of the virus before it entered the market? Did we know about stopping immunization before it entered the market?"

Pfizer’s Janine Small, president of international developed markets, said in response:

"No … You know, we had to … really move at the speed of science to know what is taking place in the market.""

Nýjasti bullshit frasinn: Speed of science.

Japaninn kann þetta.

Gott fyrir okkur

"Whatever route the White House takes against Russia could have severe consequences for global metal markets, forcing customers in the US, Europe, and elsewhere into a panic to source replacement metal.

LME aluminum prices jumped as much as 7% on the news."

Ál er gott mál.

"Social" media

Hin banvæna kóvitleysa

"At the conference, Christian Terhes, a member of the European Parliament representing Romania said, "the excess mortality rate across the EU has increased by 16% more than the average. If you look at the map, the countries with the highest vaccination rates currently have the highest excess mortality rate.""

Allir sem voru svo vísindalegir AD 2020 eru núna orðnir mjög andvisindalegir.

Hehehe...

Þeir gera hlutina öðruvísi á Indlandi

"Two women have been abducted, tortured and beheaded as part of what is feared to be a black magic human sacrifice ritual in India.

Shafi is said to have befriended the couple through social media after creating a fake profile, then encouraged them to carry out the sacrifice.

But instead, they beheaded them and chopped up their bodies, police said. Cochin Police Commissioner CH Nagaraju said the killings took place over four months and were part of a ritual performed for financial benefits."

Auka-vinna var þá úr sögunni?

Loftslagstrúarmenn vilja stela milljörðum af fólkinu

"Biden brags about passing "a billion a trillion 750 million dollars billion dollars off the sidelines of investment" to fight climate change."

Með ofbeldi.

Niggaz

Þessir sósíalistar eru allir eins

"Dennis "Denny" Doyle, who served as mayor of Beaverton, Ore. from 2009 to 2021, pled guilty in federal court on Tuesday to illegal possession of child pornography."

Góða nótt