Spurning um verðmætamat

Ég hef efasemdir um verðmætamat íslendinga almennt.

6 mánaða fangelsi fyrir að eiga hluti

Hvað sat Steingrímur Njálson inni lengi?  Aldrei 6 mánuði.  En, að mati íslendinga, eða réttara sagt yfirvalda, þá var hann varla glæpamaður.

Þetta er allt spurning um gildismat.

Er þetta þitt gildismat?  Ef þú mættir velja...

Íslenskt gildismat berst víða um heim

"A convicted child molester set up a tent across from a SF school offering “free fentanyl for new users” He has been doing this for 2 years.

Police say they can't remove him."

Hey, þetta er bókstaflega það sem margt fólk hefur verið að berjast fyrir mjög lengi.  Að útdeila eiturlyfjum til barna, og veita barnanauðgurum aðgengi að þeim.

Þetta síðarnefnda hefur reyndar verið í gangi lengi.  Sbr fyrrnefndur Steingrímur, og Breiðavík, og svo framvegis...

Tragísk hryllingssaga fyrir hinn venjulega íslending

"Three dummies tried to break into a home in Auburn WA early this morning, pretending to be police officers. They were armed at the time. But they got something they didn't anticipate: a homeowner who is also a gun owner."

Íslneskir normísar gráta sig í svefn, skjálfandi af ótta núna, vitandi að saklaus maður lifir enn.

Kanar eru feitir

"More than half of US active-duty service members are overweight or obese, the New York Post has reported, citing a recent study. Military leaders told US Congress in May that the Army, Navy, and Air Force would fail to meet their recruitment targets this year, citing a shrinking pool of eligible candidates."

Frekari ævintýri fólks sem bað um allskonar og fékk það svo

"Hundreds of angry residents gathered on the Southwest Side near 38th Street and California Avenue, where Johnson is planning to erect a tent city for illegal border crossers, even as winter approaches.

City crews have been cutting down trees, clearing ground clutter, and leveling the ground in preparation for the construction of the migrant housing facility."

Fólk...

Trúðashow

Vitleysa kolefnistrúarmanna er ótrúleg

"Katrín Jak­obs­dótt­ir for­sæt­is­ráðherra hélt ræðu á setn­ingu þings Hring­borðs Norður­slóða í dag þar sem hún lagði ríka áherslu á sam­stöðu þjóðanna þegar kem­ur að því að mæta aukn­um áskor­un­um vegna loft­lags­breyt­inga og annarra hörm­unga sem eru að eiga sér stað í heim­in­um."

Q "Við stönd­um ekki ein­ung­is frammi fyr­ir tím­um hnatt­rænn­ar hlýn­un­ar held­ur væri kannski rétt­ara að segja hnatt­rænn­ar suðu."

Kata er NPC.

Hér er æðsti prestur kolefnistrúarinnar að forrita minionin sín.

Hér er rútubílstjóri í Englandi að sýna okkur rétt viðbrögð við ruglinu í þessu úrkynjaða liði:

Kaffi er gott fyrir þig

"A study from the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition has discovered that adding just one cup of coffee a day to your routine can help you manage your weight!

The findings revealed that one additional cup of unsweetened coffee per day was associated with a decrease of .26 pounds over a four-year period."

Allir fá sér Espresso.

Fólk hefur sín áhugamál

"Transgender UC Davis Professor Jemma Decristo made threats against Jews last week after Hamas terrorists ambushed Israel and slaughtered more than 1,300 Jews.

The professor referenced ‘Zionist journalists’ and was quoted as saying on his/her UC Davis page: “one group of ppl we have easy access to in the US is all these zionist journalists who spread propaganda and misinformation, they have houses w addresses, kids in school, they can fear their bosses, but they should fear us more.” After the quote there are emojis with a knife, axe, and blood droplets."

Tranni.  Auðvitað.

Sumir hafa kaldhæðnar hugmyndir um heimsmálin.

Engum er vel við kolefnistrúðana.

Það er október... það er þannig

Þetta er óttalegt torf.

Þetta er klassík.

Þessi virðist ekki fíla þetta of vel.

Það er ólíklegt að þú hafir heyrt um þessa.

Það er október, þá er kaninn í svona rugli.

Halastjarna

Terroristar gera terrorista hluti.

Joe Biden fjármagnar Hamas

"On Wednesday, Biden announced that the United States would be sending a $100 million aid package to Gaza and the West Bank."

*Facepalm*

Stuðningsmenn terrorista hertaka þinghús

"On Wednesday afternoon, pro-Palestinian activists entered the Cannon House Office Building and occupied it, holding a sit-in on the floor and engaging in chants. They demanded that Congress call for a cease-fire in Gaza and refused to leave."

Allir vilja taka þátt.

Af hverju eru þessar erjur komnar til Þýzkalands?

"According to the Berlin Police, 174 people were arrested at the banned protest and 65 police officers were injured during the rioting that lasted until the early hours of Thursday morning. The protest was organised by the “Youth against Racism” activist group, German broadcaster NTV reports."

Á meðan, í A-Evrópu:

Maður dæmdur í fangelsi fyrir skrípamynd

"Pro-Trump meme maker Douglass Mackey, AKA, Ricky Vaughn, was sentenced to 7 months in prison for trolling Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election.

Mackey was facing a maximum of 10 years in prison for speech crimes."

Margir idíótar féllu fyrir augljósa brandaranum:

"According to the complaint, more than 4,900 people ‘cast their vote via text message.’"

Orð eru morð, segja þeir núna.

Á næsta ári birtist halastjarna

"Pons-Brooks which has been deemed as the “devil comet” due to its horns exploded on October 5th and is now on trajectory towards the Earth."

Töff. Fylgjumst með.

Matur framtíðarinnar er pöddur og sag

"ÄIO, set up in 2022, has created a way of producing fats and oils from industrial waste.

When asked if ÄIO faces prejudice from consumers, who may be reluctant to eat industrial byproducts, Lahtvee insists the process is the same as making other fermented foods like kimchi or yoghurt that people eat without thinking twice."

Borðið iðnaðarúrgang og pöddur.  Munið eftir grímunni, svo þið fáið ekki kóvid.

Þegar maður hélt að Macdónalds borgarinn væri vafasamur...

Hvað get ég fundið í dag?

Kóvið "bóluefni" drepur þig á 100 vegu

"Internal medicine physician Dr. Keith Berkowitz, who has treated 200 COVID-vaccine-injured patients, told The Epoch Times that he found gut problems widespread among long-COVID and post-vaccine patients

Infections with the COVID-19 virus have been shown to damage the gut microbiome and are associated with compromised integrity of the gut’s mucous layer, causing gut dysbiosis—a microbiome imbalance.

Reports have also shown that the COVID-19 mRNA vaccine is linked to reduced biodiversity in the microbiome."

Aha... "Láttu bólusetja þig, annars færðu kóvid og deyrðs svo mikið að það þarf að jarða þig ítrekað," sögðu þau.

Aldraður tranni sigrar aldraðar konur í skylmingum

"On Sunday, a trans-identifying biological male took first place in the 70+ category at the FIE Veteran Fencing World Championships in Daytona Beach, Florida."

Skylmingar fyrir 70 ára og eldri er hlutur sem er til.

Maður sem stuðlar að glæpum verður fyrir glæpum

"Soros-backed Orleans Parish District Attorney Jason Williams and his elderly mother fell victim to a carjacking on Monday evening in New Orleans, when two perpetrators reportedly wielded high-powered automatic rifles during the incident, Fox 8 reports."

Viðeigandi.

Kaninn með einhverja nostalgíu.

Það er köttur á heiðinni

"A driver believes they spotted a black panther pacing through a field - in Wales.

Video shows a large, dark shape walking up a hill in the Colwyn Bay area.

Apparently some black panthers were let loose in Wales in the 1970s and some pairs have bred."

Ks Ks.

Menn sjá þetta mál frá ýmsum sjónarhornum:

Á meðan í Úkraníu:

Þetta venjulega.

Hvað höfum við hér?

Getur verið að þetta sé amerískur varmint riffill í caliberi 5.59 NATO?  Víetnam handfangið leynir sér ekki.

Beint frá Afghanistan kannski?  Eða Úkraníu?  Ef það seinna, þá eigum við Íslendingar smá þátt í þessu.  Annars er þetta allt þí Boði Biden, eins og allt sem aflaga fer þessar stundir.

Ég hef á tilfinningunni að Rússar taki þetta ekki of alvarlega

"The man is National Bolshevik party member Stanislav Getmanets, who uses the military call sign 'Biden'. He went to the front as a volunteer a year ago. His detachment, which became known in the Russian media as “combat anime,” was among the first to capture Western military equipment during the Armed Forces of Ukraine’s (AFU) summer counteroffensive."

Combat hvað núna?

Nunna tæklar kolefnistrúarmann

"It's the fierce battle of religions happening in France.

On one side, you have a Catholic Church attempting to build a new religious center in the commune of Saint-Pierre-de-Colombier.

On the other side, you have environmentalist wacko planet worshippers who wish to stop the construction because of the "environmental footprint" of the project and the potential endangerment of a rare plant."

Óður múgur ræðst áTeslu

"After having their vehicle sat on, smashed up, and otherwise attacked, the driver attempted to get away, hitting other cars along the way. All the while, police officers sat idly by watching the situation play out, only once stepping in to tell the crowd to "back it up" as the driver tried to escape."

Þess vegna þarftu AR-15.

Þetta er ekki gæfulegt hjá þeim.

Allar fréttir eru um einhver áflog í Ísrael, og mér er svo sama...

Eitthvað allt annað

Fjallgöngur eru hættulegar

"Two American women competing to be the first in the country to scale the tallest 14 mountains were killed while climbing the last remaining peak on their list."

Svona fór það.

Internet húmor

Á náttúrulegum nótum:

"Rushing in to save the visually distressed pet, the man is heard cursing at the kangaroo, saying: 'I'm going to punch you f*****g head in. Let my dog go'. 

Then, the kangaroo lunges at the man before the video cuts out - a struggle is heard before the video reappears showing the kangaroo stood facing the man and the dog now free."

Mortal Kombat!

Á meðan, í Portland, Oregon:

Fór ekki Dagur B og föruneyti þangað?

Til að læra hluti.  Sýnist þeir ekki kunna neitt nema ósiði þarna.

Musk um betri siði

""As tragic as the mass-shootings are, armed citizens are essential to the defense of democracy," Musk wrote on X in response to a post that discussed numerous examples of events in the US throughout the past three years that may push a person to purchase a firearm."

Berjist gegn glæpum skjótið á móti.

Þetta er ennþá plága

"The staff and students of Windsor High School are mourning the loss of 15-year-old football player Elijah-Jay Mariano-Rivera, who died suddenly during a medical emergency at practice on Tuesday."

Tengd frétt.

"Þeir sem hafa fengið tvo skammta af Pfizer eða Moderna mRNA bóluefni gegn Covid-19 og hafa engin einkenni hjartavöðvabólgu eru með marktækt hærra magn af glúkósalíka efninu FDG í hjartanu, sem bendir til hjartabólgu, samkvæmt nýlega birtri niðurstöðu japanskrar rannsóknar."

Andi Fu Manchu svífur yfir vötnum.

Þetta hefði verið ásættanlegt plott í 80ies grínmynd

"In September 2022, the Wyoming-based chapter of Kappa Kappa Gamma voted to allow a 6’2 biological man who uses the name “Artemis Langford” to join the sorority.

Six of the sorority sisters filed a lawsuit claiming the transgender pervert was watching them undress."

Viðurkennið það bara, þetta er mjög skoplegt.

Allt er alltaf eins

Á meðan allir eru að pæla í miðausturl0ndum er allt að gerast í úkraníu:

Og meira:

Gaman gaman.

Palestínuarabar herja á London

"Reports of pro-Palestinians swarming and in some cases attacking counter-protesters are increasing.  UK police seem to be ill equipped to deal with crowds should they turn violent, with many not even wearing helmets to prevent head injury.   

Antifa members were part of the London Palestine protest on Oct. 14. They stood out for being white people who covered their faces and stuck together. They claim they are against all gods and nations but they ally themselves with Islamists & militant Palestinian nationalists.

The situation throughout Europe and the UK is growing increasingly chaotic; tens of millions of Muslim migrants and non-citizens currently reside in the region."

Björn brýst inn í nammibúð

"The curious bear very calmly walked in, meandered past rows of cold sandwiches and candy bars and only touched one thing: a bag of gummy bears."

Auðvitað.

Þetta er alvöru fyrirsögn í alvarlegum fjölmiðli

"Why Do Democrats Keep Farting On Camera?"

Þegar stórt er spurt...

"She did anything but clear the air... as Twitter followers couldn't help but notice that during the 45-second livestreamed social-media broadcast, the socialist lawmaker unmistakably appeared to break wind around the 38 second mark."

Undirbúningur fyrir stríð við Kína

"The US Army has launched a blood drive in a bid to guarantee the stocks needed to fight a war with China.

Military chiefs have ordered a complete overhaul of their supply chains to reduce dependence on the civilian population and foreign allies."

Menn eru rólegir.

Menn hugsa í lausnum.

Fyrir á sem hafa minna gaman af heimsmálunum:

Hlutir til að gera í Jihadinu

Þú gætir til dæmis föndrað.

Hef ekki heyrt neitt um þetta ennþá.

Evrópusambandið vs Musk

"The European Union appears to be making its move against X, threatening to block the platform and hit it with massive fines over alleged “disinformation,” but the platform’s owner, Elon Musk, is requesting that the EU provide concrete examples to back up its claims.

Musk, however, is asking for specific examples to back the claim and responded directly to Breton’s tweet."

EB er ekki að skora nein stig.

Hvað hljómar betur en týndur geislavirkur úrgangur?

"Waste from the oil and gas industry contains toxic and radioactive substances. Disposal of this waste is supposed to be carefully tracked, but 800,000 tons of oil and gas waste from Pennsylvania oil and gas wells is unaccounted for, according to a recent study."

Gott show.

Frakkar eru vanir óeirðum

"Mashal has proclaimed the coming Friday the 13th as “the Friday of Al-Aqsa flood,” urging Muslims worldwide to display their anger not just in Muslim countries but also in diaspora communities around the world.

On Thursday, Muslims rioted in Paris in support of the Hamas attacks against Jews.

Police pushed back against the Muslim protesters."

Það er erfitt að finna eitthvað þessu ótengt í fréttum núorðið.

Hehehe.  Þetta er nauðsynlegt.

Rússar eru ekki hrifnir af útlendri tónlist

"The organization attributes the massive drop in royalty payments to foreign artists to the growing demand for Russian music content in the country."

Það styttist í jólabókaflóðið

Hér er hægt að nálgast ógrynni hljóðbóka um hitt og þetta.

Þessi les bara skrítnar bækur.

Brekkukotsannáll:

Bókadómur:

Það stafar oft mikil eldhætta af þessum bóka-fígúrum á jútúbinu:

Jóla: