3.10.2023 | 15:20
Ķ Louisiana
"Kruger frequently mocked conservatives on X, ironically calling Dilbert creator Scott Adams "Nostradamus" on Saturday for predicting that people would be dead "within the year" of Biden's election."
Góšur kommśnisti.
Annar fįviti aš fį žaš sem hann baš um
"Last night in the totally peaceful Democrat utopia of Washington DC, a Democrat from Texas was held at gunpoint outside an apartment building where DOZENS of US House members live as his car was stolen from him."
Svona hegša ķslenskir foreldrar sér viš 13 įra krakka sem eru bara aš dęma ķžróttakappleiki
"Žį eru dęmi foreldrar hafi veist aš ungmennum sem hafa veriš aš dęma fótboltaleiki barna.
"Vinkona mķn lenti ķ žvķ į Sķmamótinu aš einhver pabbi labbar inn į, grķpur hana svona og heldur į henni.""
Fulloršiš fólk ręšst į krakka fyrir minnstu sakir.
Hvernig ahldiši į aš žetta liš bregšist viš žegar yforvöld fara aš lįta einhverja tranna og annaš LGBTQ liš naušga börnunum žeirra til žess aš žóknast einhverjum bergmįlshelli?
Pęliš ašeins ķ žvķ.
Į mešan ķ Flórķda.
Karma-lögreglan er ķ góšum gķr
"Ryan Carson, a 32-year-old social justice and climate change activist, was brutally stabbed to death in Crown Heights, Brooklyn.
The suspect, who was acting erratically, approached Carson and asked, "What are you looking at?" before launching the fatal attack."
Hann hjįlpaši til viš aš bśa til ašstęšurnar sem leiddu til hans eigin dauša. Svo... Darwin veršlaun.
Glępa-lķf er aršbęrt.
Amerķskir pólitķkusar eru į lęgri launum en ķslenskir.
Hratt bętist ķ Rśssneska herinn
"According to the minister, the overall number of those who joined the Russian Armed Forces or other voluntary units on their own accord since the start of the year has exceeded 335,000 people."
Į mešan, ķ Śkranķu:
... jį.
Į mešan, ķ Louisiana
2.10.2023 | 20:41
Rķkislögreglustjóri heyrir raddir śr andaheiminum
Menn sem voru kęršir fyrir aš hafa augljóslega ekki framiš glęp fį aš labba
"Eftir aš žeir Sindri Snęr Birgisson, 26 įra, og Ķsidór Nathansson, 25 įra, voru handteknir ķ umfangsmiklum ašgeršum 21. september ķ fyrra sagši lögreglan aš žeir vęru grunašir um aš skipuleggja hryšjuverk sem ęttu aš beinast aš borgurum og stofnunum rķkisins. Lögreglan lagši hald į töluvert magn skotvopna og skotfęra įsamt žrķvķddarprentara, žar į mešal AK-47 og AR-15-įrįsarriffla."
Žaš er ég viss um aš žessu veršur įfrżjaš, ef ekki, žį veršur rķkislögreglustjóri bara aš handtaka einhverja ašra fyrir uppdiktuš hryšjuverk.
Śrkynjašur fasisti vill afnema mannréttindi borgaranna žvķ aš hann er svo hręddur
"Ég varš eiginlega svolķtiš hręddur. Mér finnst žetta grafalvarlegt mįl. Žaš kemur kannski ekki į óvart. Žaš hefur veriš aukin hatursoršręša ķ garš hinsegin fólks og viš höfum séš įrįsir į hinum Noršurlöndunum, segir Gušmundur Ingi ķ samtali viš mbl.is.
Hann segir mikilvęgt aš stjórnvöld geti unniš markvisst aš žvķ aš śtrżma hatursoršręšu og hatursglępum."
Hann er śrkynjašur óvinur alžżšunnar. Rķkislögreglustóri ętti frekar aš skįlda upp einhver hryšjuverk til žess aš handtaka hann fyrir.
Rśssar prófa skotheld vesti frį Amerķku
"The American vests performance took the testers by surprise in a negative way, said journalist and defense industry expert Aleksey Yegorov, who served as the host of the shoot. Unlike the other two items, its chest plate got pierced by a 7.62x39mm shot from a Kalashnikov AK-103 from 15 meters (49 feet) away."
Frįbęrt. Stöšvar sennilega skammbyssuskot įgętlega. En Kalashnikov er ekki skammbyssa...
Žeir vita sem vita.
"The leftist government in Germany is furious after Elon Musk outed them for funding at least 8 German NGO ships to pick up illegal aliens off the African coast and dump them in Italy.
The radical leftists in Germany are also furious with Elon Musk because he apparently supports the populist AfD party that is anti-illegal immigration in his tweet."
Vį...
"Tyree Smith, a brain-eating cannibal, was released from a Bridgeport, Connecticut psych ward 50 years earlier than his scheduled release date for good behavior even though he previously told his psychiatrist he wanted to eat her flesh."
Yummy.
Hehehe
1.10.2023 | 20:36
Charlie all over the place
Satanķska barnanauašgara fjįrkśgunar söfnušurunn er alvöru
"A November 2021 arrest in Queens, New York led to the discovery of a satanic cult of pedophile extortionists known as 764, which has been linked to significant criminal activity around the globe..."
... hvaš.
Kaninn hefur misst vitiš.
Žetta er oršiš aš einhverju Viet Nam
"During a visit to Burnley on Sunday, Sunak said he wanted to make the situation absolutely clear, explaining that Shapps did not mean British soldiers would be deployed in Ukraine during the conflict with Russia.
The UK has been training Ukrainian soldiers on British soil for for a long time, he noted."
'Nam flashback.
Get in da choppa! There's Charlie all over tha place!
Ķ tengdum fréttum:
"Russian military spending is set to rise by almost 70 percent to 106 billion by 2024, according to a Russian Finance Ministry document published Thursday, an increase that illustrates Moscows determination to continue its military intervention in Ukraine despite the human and economic costs."
Aušvitaš.
"Cheers roared as former President Trump paid a visit to a Carvel ice cream shop in the Westwood neighborhood of Los Angeles, California on Friday. "
Skerķ.
Ég segi ekkert.