17.11.2022 | 17:05
Žiš įttiš ykkur į žessu
WHO & G20 vilja ekki aš žś feršist nema žś lįtir eitra fyrir žér
"G20 - BREAKING: leaders have just signed a declaration which states that vaccine passports will be adopted to "facilitate" all international travel This means any vaccination the WHO determines you should have. Changing your rights & freedoms forever."
"Ķ gęr var Dowd ķ vištali hjį Mike Adams og ręddi žar nišurstöšur sķnar varšandi umframdaušsföll af völdum C-19 sprautuefnanna. Hann sagši einnig aš fyrr eša sķšar muni lękna- og vķsindasamfélagiš ekki geta lengur hunsaš žį stašreynd aš yfir 2400 Bandarķkjamenn deyi į hverjum degi - nįnast örugglega af völdum C-19 bóluefnanna - sem žżšir um 900.000 Bandarķkjamenn į įri."
"Žessar upplżsingar koma śr gögnum um umframdįnartķšni sem Eurostat birti ķ dag, byggt į vikulegri gagnasöfnun um daušsföll. Innan ESB rķkjanna voru Finnland og Grikkland meš hęstu umframdįnartķšni +17%. Slóvakķa var meš -2% og Lśxemborg og Ungverjaland meš +2% og Ķsland meš +21,9% og trónir žvķ aftur į toppnum."
WHO & G20 virkilega hata okkur.
Einn aš rifja upp bestu augnablik kóvitleysunnar
Žiš tókuš žįtt. Ég sagši ykkur aš gera žaš ekki, en žiš hlustušuš ekki į mig.
Žjóšverjar höfšu žaš betra meš Nazistunum
"The German meat industry has warned of impending supply bottlenecks, especially concerning pork, and a board member is putting at least some of the blame on Germanys current left-wing government, which is well-known for its attacks on meat and efforts to transition to a plant-based food supply.
While Green politicians have condemned meat eating, the social reality is different, with nearly the entire German population eating meat on a regular basis. However, agricultural and green policies are stifling German meat production, making Germany wholly dependent on meat from foreign countries; this is creating a new dependence similar to Germanys reliance on Russian gas, which turned out to be a catastrophic mistake."
Nazistarnir geršu sér grein fyrir aš fólk žurfti aš borša, og žó Hitler hafi jś veriš gręnmetis-ęta, žį var hann ekki aš ętlast til žess sérstaklega aš allir žjóšverjar vęru žaš.
Svo, jį. Nśverandi stjórnvöld Žżzkalands eru verri en Hitler.
Frakkar vilja ekki opin landamęri
"Nearly seven out of ten French people believe that the state should adopt a stricter policy regarding the reception of migrants, according to a poll by the CSA institute for CNEWS published on Tuesday."
GP meš einhverjar Tim Pool kenningar um Brazilķu
"On Nov. 10, as required by law, the Ministry of Defense filed its report on the October 30 election with the Supreme Electoral Court, stating that It is not possible to say the electronic voting system is free from the influence of malware that could affect its outcome.
Instead of investigating the allegations, the Supreme Court charged the report endangered the physical safety of citizens who were involuntarily encouraged to protest as if the more than 3 million Brazilians who turned out on Republic Day Nov. 15 to protest the steal didnt really know what they were doing."
Eiturlyfin eru betri ķ Arizona. Miklu betri:
"According to a public service announcement from Arizona police, doing drugs could lead to illegally purchasing a wild owl from a stranger for $100."
Žś vilt žessi eiturlyf.
16.11.2022 | 18:28
Į leiš til tunglsins
Dauši gaurinn veršur kosinn forseti 2024.
Ekki oršaš į ljóšręnasta mögulega hįtt, en ekki rangt.
Minnir mig į žaš... einhver meš spįr um hvenęr vinir Bjarna B setja Ķslandsbanka į hausinn?
Miklu einfaldara į Ķslandi: skatturinn fer beint ķ einhverja vitleysu. Engir óžarfa millilišir. Svo borgar žś bara fyrir veitta žjónustu. Žannig virka veggjöld: žś borgar fyrir vegina, svo borgar žś fyrir aš aka į veginum, og svo borgar žś meira fyrir vegina. Og svo borgar žś aftur.
Ef kaninn gerši sér grein fyrir žessu, žį žyrfti hann ekki aš vera meš umsvif ķ Śkraķnu og eitthvert FTX rugl.
"According to Teles, over 3 million people demonstrated yesterday in Brasilķa, although the capital is very difficult to reach and people often had to travel several days to get there. In Rio de Janeiro, approx. 500,000 protested in front of the old Ministry of Defense, demanding military intervention to prevent the communists from taking power."
Göfug hugsjón hjį fólki žarna ķ Brazilķu. Ekki erum viš svona göfug.
Mexķkanar lęra af mistökum žeirra fyrir Noršan og Sunnan
"Up to 500.000 Mexicans were out on the streets Sunday in 15 cities to protest far-left President López Obradors plan to eliminate the National Electoral Institute (INE) and state-based electoral authorities and possibly such safeguards as Voter ID."
Žjóšverjar eru annįlašir klśšrarar lķka
"The elections to the Berlin House of Representatives and the district assemblies are declared invalid in the entire electoral area, the President of the Berlin Constitutional Court, Ludgera Selting (58), ruled today.
The reason are the massive irregularites in the 2021 election. New elections will be held in Spring of 2023.
Ahead of the German elections on Sept. 26, 2021, YouTube had announced they were banning any content that doubts the elections."
Youtube er langt frį žvķ aš vera įreišanlegur mišill. Įgętt til aš hlusta į tónlist, annars ekkert aš frétta.
Hnignun netsins er veruleg, og slęm.
Youtube og raunveruleikinn eru ekki vinir
"Yes, even though these are real world leaders discussing a real plan for world government, YouTube decided that yes, global governance is still a conspiracy theory and you'd better not look into it because it's not real."
Facebook hefur veriš į žessari vegferš lķka. Ekkert aš marka žaš hyski heldur. Enda eigiši ekkert aš vera į FB.
Babylon Bee fęr aš vera meš sketsa žarna.
"As Reuters reports citing four sources, German authorities have stepped up preparations for emergency cash deliveries in case of a blackout (or rather blackouts) to keep the economy running, as the nation braces for possible power cuts arising from the war in Ukraine. The plans include the Bundesbank hoarding extra billions to cope with a surge in demand, as well as "possible limits on withdrawals", one of the people said. And if you think crypto investors are angry when they can't access their digital tokens in a bankrupt exchange, just wait until you see a German whose cash has just been locked out."
Glóbalistar. Geta ekki gert neitt rétt.
"The Russian Defense Ministry has reported that its experts analyzed photos of the projectiles parts, published by media outlets, and identified them as elements of a missile from the S-300 air defense system used by the Air Force of Ukraine."
Veit ekki hvaš menn voru aš meina meš žessu.
"If all goes well, the Artemis 2 mission could propel four astronauts on a flyby mission around the moon in 2024. Then by 2025, Artemis 3 mission would allow for the first crewed moon landing on the moon."
Ef.
15.11.2022 | 18:00
Innrįs
"Bankman-Fried, alongside a few remaining employees, spent the past weekend calling around in search of commitments from investors to plug a shortfall of up to $8 billion in the hopes of repaying FTXs customers, the WSJ sources said. It wasn't clear if any proceeds from such fundraising would go into his personal bank account, nor was it clear if he was merely calling other fugitive criminals such as Jho Low who made billions by robbing Malaysia blind with the help of Goldman Sachs, or is simply hoping to find even bigger idiots than his current roster of "erudite" investors."
"Meal kit delivery service HelloFresh has been accused of using monkey labor to obtain coconut milk in Thailand..."
Jį...
Miklir snillingar aš stjórna USA nśna
""This is the first time we have a comprehensive open-sourced reporting that identifies the people, the places, the services and the organizations in China that are benefitting from the talent who once worked here in our national labs," Bill Evanina, former director of the National Counterintelligence and Security Center, told NBC News. "No one can say this is not a threat to our national security, saying the U.S. is giving our enemies the ability to use weapons against us.""
Žetta fer versnandi.
Reišhjólamenn ķ Bretlandi eru uppįžrengjndi fįvitar
"Moment SUV driver CRUSHES a bicycle in front of horrified onlookers during heated spat with cyclist who refused to move from the middle of the road"
Um daginn var einn aš kenna barninu sķnu aš hjóla ķ veg fyrir bķla. Svo žeir eru aš bišja um žetta.
Texas:
Svo žeir hafa įttaš sig į žvķ.
"On Tuesday, Texas governor Greg Abbott announced that he had invoked the Invasion Clauses of both the state and federal Constitutions in an attempt to put an end to Biden's border crisis."
Allir dagar eru skemmtilegir.
14.11.2022 | 17:07
Merkilegustu rśtur 10. įratugarins.
Allt sem WEF kemur nįlęgt veršur aš skķt merkilega fljótt
"Dear Davos elite and @wef: it appears you accidentally deleted your FTX Partner website. Lucky for you we found it in the internet archive https://weforum.org/organizations/ftx https://web.archive.org/web/20221013135233/https://www.weforum.org/organizations/ftx"
Og til aš benda į fleiri augljósar stašreyndir:
"Sam Bankman-Frieds fraudulent FTX got a higher ESG score on Leadership & Governance than Exxon Mobil"
ESG er merkingarlaust kjaftęši sem er bara til žess aš klóra pening śr almenningi.
"It appears that the media is willing to talk about FTX but is reluctant to talk about the connections FTX had with Ukraine and corrupt politicians. We know that the former CEO of FTX gave $40 million to the Democrats this election.
The big question is how many BILLIONS of US taxpayer dollars that were sent to Ukraine were funneled back to corrupt politicians in the US?"
Žegar stórt er spurt...
FTX gaurinn handtekinn į Bahama:
"The New York Post reports that FTX's implosion followed revelations "that co-founder Sam Bankman-Fried had been funneling money to a sister trading company run by his girlfriend." That company, Alameda Research, is run by Bankman-Fried's girlfriend, Caroline Ellison, and is also based in the Bahamas.
Binance announced that they would buy the company, then pulled out of the deal, saying that after some due diligence, they decided it would not be a good investment. Part of the issue for Binance is that Alameda Research, helmed by Bankman-Fried's girlfriend, holds a great deal of their assets in FTT, and FTX had invested their customers' funds into Alameda through a "back door," without oversight."
Jį.
Į mešan į Amazon ķ fullkomlega löglegum vandręšum
"Amazon would become the latest tech company to reduce headcount. Just in the last few months, Twitter, Facebook parent Meta, ride-hailing company Lyft, software service firm Salesforce, payment platform Stripe, and a growing list of tech companies have announced layoffs of engineers, salespeople, and support staff."
Žaš er kreppa.
Og ég ó-ķrónķskt byggist viš svona nišurstöšu į Ķslandi. Įn svindls.
"The decline of free speech in the United Kingdom has long been a concern for free speech advocates (here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here). Once you start as a government to criminalize speech, you end up on a slippery slope of censorship. What constitutes hate speech or malicious communications remains a highly subjective matter and we have seen a steady expansion of prohibited terms and words and gestures. That now includes criminalizing toxic ideologies. "
Žetta mun ekki fara vel.
Og hér er mašur aš fjalla um 10 merkilegustu rśtur 10 įratugarins, aš hans mati. Vegna žess aš žvķ ekki?
13.11.2022 | 18:35
Grikklandshatarar halda kjafti
Hells Angels męta, og allt ķ einu er ķ lagi aš hafa landamęri. No borders steinžegja, engin mótmęli bošuš į Austurvelli og RŚV hęttir aš grenja um hve mikiš žeir hata Grikkland.
Fólk: "engin landamęri" žżšir aš Hells Angels mega koma lķka.
"Reuters said SBF had a "backdoor" in FTX's book-keeping system, which allowed him to move customer money around without triggering internal compliance or accounting red flags."
"As reported earlier, the FTX crypto company gave at least $40 million to Democrat candidates and causes in the midterms.
Sam Bankman-Fried is Bidens second biggest donor."
Žess vegna fer hann ekki ķ fangelsi. Aš vera demókrati ķ USA er nefnilega eins og aš vera Samfylkingarmašur į Ķslandi: žś getur naušgaš daušu barni ķ Kringlunni en žaš er bara allt ķ lagi.
Hvaš er ekki fyndiš viš žetta?
Kaninn žarf aš bęta sig.
En hey, žar sem enginn sér neitt athugavert viš śtkomu kosninganna žeirra var kosinn į žing einn mašur daušur og einn mašur heilaskemmdur.
Svo žaš er žaš...
"Thousands of people demonstrated in Berlin on Saturday calling for food prices to be controlled and for the rich to face higher taxes as Germany faces a cost of living crisis.
Inflation in Germany is at its highest level in more than 70 years and reached 10.4 percent in October, according to figures released on Friday."
Žeir fį aš borga meira fyrir mat ķ nįnustu framtķš, sżnist mér.
Einmitt.
Byrjar 2.20.
Stemming ķ Śkraķnu. Sama og venjulega.
12.11.2022 | 16:35
Heilar
Elon Musk er hęgri öfgamašur nśna
"Leftists on Twitter expressed anger at Elon Musk and accused him of amplifying harmful far right voices after the new owner promised to take action to better protect children on the platform against sexual predators.
Cracking down on pedos is apparently a bad thing."
Sósķalistar...
Lišiš sem fangelsar foreldra sem vilja ekki lįta rķkiš skera undan börnum žeirra er ekki góša lišiš
"Courage is a Habit, an organization that creates "actionable tools & strategies for parents to defend their child from indoctrination in K-12," warned in a recent video ad that this proposed rule could lead to social workers and counselors removing children from their homes if parents dont affirm their new gender identities."
Barnageldarar = vondir. Af hverju žarf ég einu sinni aš segja slķkt?
Eitthvaš allt annaš
"Massive protests to the stolen election in Brazil occurred yesterday at an airport.
The people dont want an illegal regime to steal their election, their livelihood, their freedom, and their country."
Žaš veršur ekki hlustaš į žį frekar en ašra.
Kolefnistrśarmenn vilja aš žś haldir žig heima og boršir pöddur
į mešan žeir sjįlfir feršast um heiminn og borša steikur.
""More than 400 private jets landed in the past few days in Egypt," a source close to the Egyptian aviation authorities, who asked not to be named, told AFP on Thursday.
"There was a meeting ahead of COP27, and officials were expecting those jets and made some arrangements in Sharm el-Sheikh airport to welcome those planes.""
Žś skalt frjósa og svelta mešan žeir sóla sig og borša snakk.
Ķ Danmörku er kjallari fullur af heilum
"Doctors Erik Stromgren and Larus Einarson were the architects. After roughly five years, said Erslev, pathologist Knud Aage Lorentzen took over the institute, and spent the next three decades building the collection.
The final tally would amount to 9,479 human brains believed to be the largest collection of its kind anywhere in the world."
Safnaš milli 1945-1982. Hafa legiš ķ sśr sķšan. Og hvaš svo? Varla er žetta ętt? Gjafarnir ganga enn mešal vor, og žekkjast į žvķ aš žeir trśa į manngert vešurfar.
Heilar į twitter.
12.11.2022 | 07:25
Joe Biden stekkur yfir hįkarlinn
Nś ętlar kauši aš fjįrmagna kynferšislega vešur-leištoga, eša hvaš sem žetta eiginlega žżšir.
"The Climate Gender Equity Fund will leverage private sector contributions to help provide women climate leaders with technical skills, networks, and capital to develop and scale climate solutions, according to a White House statement."
Kvenkyns vešur leištogar. Hvernig žęr leiša vešriš, žaš veit ég ekki.
Grunar mig aš frumskylirši žess aš vera svona vešur-leištogi sé aš eiga įritaš eintak af "Inconvenient truth" eftir Al Gore, žar sem fram kemur aš viš dóum öll śr hamfaravešri fyrir 15 įrum, og styttu af loftslags-gollum, sem segir drafandi rödd: "How Dare You!" ef stutt er į hnapp.
"The multimillion-dollar Climate Gender Equity Fund comes after Biden signed a $430 billion climate spending bill under the guise of fighting inflation."
Jį. Leišin liggur lóšbeint nišur eftir žetta. Ég gef USA 6 mįnuši įšur en landiš fer į hausinn vegna śrkynjunar.
Hvaša kommśnista bullshit dettur žeim ķ hug nęst?
Vitandi af kolefnistrśarmönnum og žeirra heimskupörum, žį getum viš ekki gert grķn aš flatjaršar sinnum. Žeirra furšu-kenningar eru žó prófanlegar. Kolefnistrśin er hreint ass-pull.
11.11.2022 | 17:22
Gęsa-įrįsir ofl.
Frišsamleg mótmęli eru meirihįttar glępur ķ Kanada
"One side talks about horn honking and microaggressions, while the other side talks about being dehumanized, ridiculed, and stripped of their core freedoms."
Ollu ekki einu daušsfalli og engu tjóni, og teljast vera hryšjuverkamenn af stjórnvöldum ķ Kanada.
Žaš er svona aš berjast fyrir frelsi. Rķkiš fķlar žaš ekki. Berum žaš saman viš kolefnistrśarmennina, sem hafa valdi daušsföllum og miklu tjóni.
Vestręn pólitķk er svo keimlķok allstašar aš žetta er algilt.
"Two more counties in Oregon just voted to join the state of Idaho. Several other counties have already done this in recent years.
The reasons are pretty simple. These Oregonians are tired of being associated with the radical left that rules the city of Portland and drives policy for the rest of the state."
Žaš er bara gott aš vera kommśnisti ef mašur er Hitler.
Ķ Bretlandi eru menn hissa į žvķ aš bķlar aki um vegina
"The footage shows a boy cycling along a street in Kingston, south-west London. A car approaches from the other direction and passes without incident..."
Vį, hugsa sér. Okutęki į veginum. Į ferš. Žaš er heiladautt fólk vķšar en į Fróni.
Žetta kemur frį manni sem er aš kenna krakkanum sķnum aš fara sér aš voša ķ umfešinni. Darwin mun sjį um žetta.
Japanska Twitter fer aš snśast um teiknimyndir eftir aš ritskošunargengiš fer
"Twitter owner Elon Musk started laying off employees on Friday which included the Twitter Curation team, likely causing Japanese Twitter trends to shift from politics to discussions around anime such as the popular mecha franchise, Gundam."
Fįir höfšu įhuga į vitleysunni sem var haldiš aš žeim. Undur og stórmerki.
Gęsaįrįsir eru meira vandamįl en ég hélt
"Apparently goose attacks are so common in Ohio that the state government has published an information guide to help you if you find yourself on the receiving end of a mad goose...
An encounter with an aggressive goose can usually be resolved if you maintain direct eye contact while facing your body directly towards the attacking goose."
Žaš var og.
10.11.2022 | 17:22
Daušur mašur fęr embętti. Fólk...
Löngu daušur mašur kosinn į žing
"Pennsylvania state representative Tony DeLuca has been reelected despite his death last month, the Pittsburgh Post Gazette reports."
Hann var demókrati. Žiš vitiš hvernig kjósendur kjósa menn sem žeir geta samsvaraš sig meš.
Menn vilja annan heilaskemmdan mann sem forseta
"During MSNBCs election coverage on Wednesday, host Katy Tur raised the possibility of Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman (D), who just won the states U.S. Senate election, being a nominee for president at some point in the future..."
Ja-hį.
Orkureikningurinn ķ Evrópu er oršinn ansi hįr
"Electricity and gas prices are soaring across Europe, with bills close to double from last year in most European capitals, according to new data from the Household Energy Price Index..."
Var ekki lįgur fyrir.
Žeta er mikilvęgt aš skoša, žvķ Ķsland er alltaf svona 4-5 įrum į eftir kananum. Kaninn gerir eitthvaš heimskulegt, viš gerum eins. Kaninn gerir eitthvaš skynsamlegt, viš gerum žaš ekki. Žaš er žannig sem žaš virkar.
Svo, ég spįi aš eftir 4-5 įr veršum viš komin meš 1 eša 2 heilaskemmda menn į žing, einn daušan mann, og kynskifting.
Breska lögrelgan loksins byrjuš aš taka į śrkynjušum kolefnistrśarmönnum
"A Just Stop Oil protester was filmed 'crying and screaming' while being carried into a police van after officers thwarted their attempts to sow chaos on the M25 in Kent this morning."
Allt sem žeir segja er bull og allir hata žį.
"Two climate activists glued themselves to a dinosaur stand at the Museum of Natural History...."
Žetta, er CNN.
9.11.2022 | 18:00
Žetta var ķ nótt
Bara sama og seinast.
Not the bee er ekki į žessari lķnu
"For decades, the Left has built an intersectional coalition based on minority groups. If they could convince Latinos, blacks, gays, and Muslims that racist white Republicans wanted to enslave them, then they'd have a path to power. Since the Left's economic policies always result in what we're currently seeing at the grocery store and the gas pump, this strategy was most of their selling point."
"73% of voters were dissatisfied or angry about the destruction of the country.
So they voted Democrats back into power."
Hljómar ansalega, en į móti, žį man ég eftir rķkisstjórn Jóhönnu & Steingrķms.
Žetta var 17.39. Tekiš af Fox
"At least 64 children lost their lives during British military operations in Afghanistan, the charity Action on Armed Violence (AAOV) reported on Tuesday...
In 27 cases where the age was stated, the average victim was six years old. The youngest was just a year old, while the oldest was 15. The cases include children killed in airstrikes and firefights, as well as shot near checkpoints."
Sögulegt.