Fréttir dagsins

Shell fer frá Hollandi til Bretlands af skattaástæðum

"Green activists caused "political uproar" when burdensome taxes against multinationals were considering being lifted several years ago. Now, those taxes have forced major corporations like Shell and Unilever out of the country. 

Hours after Shell announced it would end its dual share structure and move its entire tax base to the U.K., the Netherlands is scrambling to try and keep the oil major within its borders."

Money talks, bullshit walks.

Binger kann ekkert á riffla

"Prosecutor Thomas Binger apparently placed his finger on the trigger of an AR-15 as he pointed the gun at the jury during the Kyle Rittenhouse trial."

Þetta vakti ekki lukku neinstaðar.

Mest bólusetti staur jarðarinnar fellir niður Jólin vegna Kína Kvefs

"Amid a surge in Covid-19 cases, Gibraltar has canceled official Christmas events and “strongly” discouraged people from hosting private gatherings for four weeks. Gibraltar’s entire eligible population is vaccinated."

*facepalm*

"Similarly well-vaccinated countries have also reported surges in Covid-19 infections recently. In Singapore, where 94% of the eligible population have been inoculated, cases and deaths soared to record highs at the end of October, and have since subsided slightly. In Ireland, where around 92% of the adult population is fully vaccinated, cases of Covid-19 and deaths from the virus have roughly doubled since August."

Og þeir vilja dæla meira af þessu gagsnlausa sulli í alla?

Fuck þeir.

Melbourne í dag.

Á meðan, í Swansea.

Bandaríkjastjórn er ekki í tengzlum við veruleikann

"We are NOT in the middle of a historic economic crisis right now," Psaki said with a straight face."

"

• Highest inflation in 30 years
• Highest gas prices in a decade
• Record supply chain crisis and empty shelves
• 100,450,000 people are not in the labor force and not even looking for a job
• People losing jobs over illegal vaccine mandates

"

Fólkið veit...

Við Pólsku landamærin.

Ýmislegt gera menn sér til skemmtunar.

Meme dagsins:

...

Síðasat ár, í hnotskurn.

Já.

Álit margra á þessu.

Framtíðin er mögulega bjartari.

Nytsamleg greining.

Hver þarf ekki Úraníum peroxíð?  Ljúffengt og hressandi.

Í dag og í gær

Pólverjar takast á við innrásarlið

"The decision to use mass migration consciously as a weapon against Europe follows the great damage done to European stability and solidarity in the aftermath of the 2015 Europe Migrant Crisis, created by German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s decision to unilaterally declare the continent’s borders open to migrants.

This drove a wedge between Western European pro-mass migration states and Europe’s central European members — like Poland — who did not approve of the move and have drifted away from German leadership since."

 

Austurríki rifjar upp gamla takta frá NSDAP tímanum:

"According to video footage posted online, crowds of people were seen demonstrating against the vaccine mandate in Salzburg and other Austrian cities, criticizing the “lying media” on Saturday. More protests occurred Sunday, footage shows."

Not the bee um málið:

"Man, there it is again, this haunting memory of something that happened in places like Austria and Poland and Casablanca where police were once told to stop and check individuals on the streets."

Á sama tíma:

Allir með 2 heilafrumur eða meira taka eftir þessu.

... já.  Ef það virkaði ekki á, hvers vegna haldiði að það virki nú?

Á meðan, í Tævan:

"Cases of myocarditis (inflammation of the heart muscle) and pericarditis (inflammation of the outer lining of the heart) have been reported after BNT vaccination of children between 12 and 17 years of age. According to U.S. statistics, the risk of youths experiencing myocarditis after receiving the second BNT dose is 10 times higher than after the first dose, CNA reported."

Á meðan, í Brazilíu:

"In Brazil, many who get the second dose are getting COVID, said Bolsonaro, to which the WHO head responded by saying the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread of COVID but reduces the risk of serious illness and death.

In Brazil, many who got the second dose are dying, Bolsonaro clarified, to which Adhanom responded by saying underlying diseases were to blame."

Bolsonaro hugsar lengra en okkar pólitíkusar.  En, það gera kartöfluflögur líka.

Mmm hmm...

Allt mun loga í óeirðum fljótlega.

Frá landinu sem gaf heiminum Hitler:

""Our aim is clear: we want on Sunday to give the green light for a nationwide lockdown for the unvaccinated," Chancellor Alexander Schallenberg told a press conference."

Enn við sama heygarðshornið, sé ég.

Svona löguðu mótmælt víða um heim.  Aftur.

Ástralía



Ítalía.

Þjóðvarðliðið í startholunum vegna dómsmáls

"Rittenhouse, who was 17 when he fatally shot two protesters and wounded a third in August 2020 during a chaotic night of protests in Kenosha over the police shooting of Jacob Blake, a black man, testified that he had acted in self-defense. Jurors are expected to begin deliberating Monday in the case that has left Americans divided over whether the Illinois teenager was a patriot who took a stand against lawlessness or a vigilante who brought a gun to a protest."

... af góðri ásæðu.

Kommarnir taka það mjög inná sig að hafa misst einn mikilvægasta barnanauðgara sinn. Og hann var brennuvargur líka, sem gerði hann extra-mikilvægan.

Í tengdri frétt:

"Walker wants to destigmatize feelings of pedophilia, digs into the idea that pedophilia is simply a sexual orientation that a person should not act upon, and claims that trying to get pedophiles to not be pedophiles would be akin to "conversion therapy," which they say is "not at all effective.""

Skoplegt

Sumt er bara í eðli sínu fyndið

Q: "A choir concert in Germany that allowed only fully vaccinated or recovered people to attend, banning those who are unvaccinated but could provide a negative test, resulted in a COVID-19 outbreak that infected at least 24 people."

Allir bólusettir, já?  Óbólusettum bannaður aðgangur, ha?

Fáið bólusetningu við einum vírsu, fáið annan...

Q: "A brothel in Vienna has come up with a novel way of encouraging men (and women) to take the COVID-19 vaccine; 30 minutes with the 'lady of their choice' in exchange for getting vaccinated."

... allt dettur þeim í hug.

Það er meira...

og meira: "A Michigan school district was forced to close its doors after several staff members suffered adverse reactions following a Covid booster clinic."

og af einhverjum ástæðum er þetta ekki Babylon Bee eða The Onion:

"A doctor has clinically diagnosed a British Columbian to be suffering from climate change...

This woman is the first medical case of climate change in the world."

Mikið lím hefur verið sniffað í Brezku Kólumbíu, sýnist mér.

Pfizer meme

Það er þetta...

"Gotta hand it to Pfizer: 'Science' sodomizing the human brain is pretty accurate."

Svona er þetta bara.

Það má ekki skjóta svo mikið sem einn mannýgan barnaníðing án þess að medían fari í keng

"The Kyle Rittenhouse case is going so poorly for the mainstream media narrative that Facebook is literally blocking you from seeing results for Kyle Rittenhouse."

Málstaður FB er vondur.

Hættuleg pönk-tónlist ofl...

Shit.

Nýsjálendingar mótmæla vírusvarnaraðgerðum

Hollenskir Kínakvefssjúklingar eru allir bólusettir núna.

Aha...

12 ára krakki deyr eftir bólusetningu í Þýzkalandi

Það þykir grunsamlegt: "The district of Cuxhaven, Germany confirmed on Wednesday, November 3, 2021, that a 12-year-old child died two days after taking the Pfizer vaccine. Police are investigating and an autopsy was ordered due to the short interval between vaccination and death."

í tengdum fréttum:

Grunsamlega margir fótboltamenn fá hjartaáfall

"Ungewöhnlich viele Fußballspieler aus dem Profi- und dem Amateurbereich sind in der jüngsten Zeit kollabiert."

Svo er listi af 20+ tilvikum... 

Hvað veit maður?

Bíll framtíðarinnar er osom

"Unlike traditional nuclear power plants, SMRs can be made in factories, then easily transported and assembled on sites about the size of two soccer pitches."

Vélarrými á stærð við 2 fótboltavelli.  Kannski smá maus að leggja þessu...  En hey, allir sem muna eftir 1973 Mercury láta svona ekki vefjast fyrir sér:

Mercury

Á sama tíma í Kína:

"China's mockup of a US carrier reminds me of a photo from Samuel Eliot Morrison's naval history of WW2 depicting a Japanese mockup of Pearl Harbor - oh say, about 1941."

Fjör.

Er ekki viss um að Tævönum standi á sama.

Já... nei.

Lausnamiðaðir skotar

"Scottish nightclubs are bypassing the country’s shambolic vaccine passport system by placing chairs on the dance floor and announcing that customers’ vaccine status won’t be checked."

Einfaldar lausnir eru bestar.

Van Morrison kærður

"Mr Swann’s legal team is expected to argue that Sir Van’s comments had harmed his reputation by suggesting that he was unfit for office and had endangered the public with this lockdown policies."

Ég er ekki svo viss um að Morrison hafi rang fyrir sér.  Heyrum í honum:

Ok...

Fann þetta lag sem á að vera svona ógurlegt:

Hættuleg pönk-músík er öðruvísi núna en fyrir 40 árum.

Elítan leitar í iður jarðar

Íri fær að tjá sig. Er nokkuð pirraður.

Á meðan kaupa auðmenn neðanjarðarbyrgi...

"According to the CEO of one of the world’s largest doomsday bunker builders for the elitists, those who are in power currently fear a rebellion of those who they are ruling over.  

Hubbard warns that one reason this is happening now is the globalists believe a rebellion is brewing in America and likely very near, with the American people growing increasingly angry with the entire establishment and those who control it. The system is failing. People are evolving mentally and many know they were not to be slaves."

Það sem írinn sagði...

Þessum gaurum dettur ekki bara í hug að hætta að hegða sér eins og skoffín?

Eins og þetta, til dæmis...

"Protests grew violent in Trieste Saturday with demonstrators throwing chairs and tables, drawing a forceful response from riot police, who struck protesters with steel batons as they tried to enter a cordoned-off Piazza Unità. Ten protesters were arrested.

Police headquarters reported some 8,000 people involved in the demonstrations, the second largest protest in the city in the last ten years."

Útblástur ríkra mesta ógnin, segir Institute for European Environmental Policy

"New research by the Institute for European Environmental Policy (IEEP) and the Stockholm Environment Institute (SEI) shows that by 2030, the carbon footprints of the wealthiest 1% of humanity are on track to be 30 times larger than the size compatible with limiting global warming to 1.5°C by the end of the century, the Paris Agreement's more ambitious temperature target.

If current trends continue, the richest 1% will account for 16% of global CO2 emissions in 2030."

Sem þýðir að þeir ættu bara að halda kjafti.

Talandi um útblástur

"The Duchess of Cornwall has reportedly been telling close associates President Joe Biden made his own contribution to global supplies of natural gas when he farted loudly in front of her at the Glasgow COP26 climate conference.

Camilla was apparently blown away by the smelly incident...

Ironically he has earlier pledged that one of the most important things society faces in the near term is to reduce our methane emissions as quickly as possible."

Hmm... kannski er þetta meira viðeigandi:

Eða þetta:

Hitt & þetta

FB.

Lögregla berst við grímuklædda mótmælendur

"Protesters marched through Parliament Square, Trafalgar Square, and Oxford Street on Friday, marking the annual Million Mask March, which draws big demonstrations each year on November 5 against government overreach, income inequality, and, more recently, Covid-19 restrictions."

 

Mynd er ótengd.

Zerohedge eru mjög bjartsýnir

"There will be no Great Reset, there may be a Great Reject instead. There will be no AI-inspired Singularity, but we may get a proverbial Tower of Babel moment instead. The world will not end because of climate change. Nation States are on the way out, Network States are on the rise. The fiat monetary system is coming to an end, and with it, all linear extrapolations of centralized, top-down governance models will become dysfunctional to the point of irrelevance."

 

Loftslagsvísindi gegnum tíðina.

Hagkerfi Bidens sýgur hamstur

"What progress are you seeing? I see no progress. All I see is insane gas prices, prices rising like crazy, businesses shutting down & employees with 10x the workload because no one wants to work. You guys have done nothing to improve or help the economy & the American people."

Eins og Ísland, fyrir myntbreytingu.

Ég veit ekki meir.

Kína kvefið: eini sjúkdómurinn sem drepur þig þó þú sért ekki með hann

Einföld lausn:

ekki setja fólk á spítala vegna "smits."  Slíkir geta verið heima og drukkið te og horft á Netflix.

Kannski Sóttólfur hafi heilaþvegið sjálfan sig?

Hvað er með fólk og þetta "Allt er verra ef það er Kóvid?"  Það er eins og enginn hafi fengið flensu.  Eða, kannski er fólk eins og gælu-nazistinn: man ekkert sem gerðist fyrir meira en viku.

Ekki að ég muni allt sem gerðist í síðustu viku, eða í gær, en það sem ég hef hugann við.

En... kannski hefur fólk ekki huga?

Hvað er þá inní hausnum á fólki?  Endalaust svartnætti?

Það eru aðrir hlutir sem gætu orðið vandamál...

Eins og fleiri og fleiri eru að benda á.

Á meðan er samkeppnin um hvað skal skelfast hörð

Q: "Extinction Rebellion co-founder Roger Hallam wrote a 2019 pamphlet in which he claimed that man-made climate change would lead to the gang rape of your mother, sister and girlfriend."

Mynd ótengd.

Förufólk berst við þjóðvarðlið

"Mexico’s southern state of Chiapas saw intense violence as local National Guard officers faced off with a migrant caravan moving north to Mexico City. Scuffles reportedly resulted in injuries on both sides."

Ok...

Meme.

Kannski allt byggt á svikum?

"The Italian Higher Institute of Health has drastically reduced the country’s official COVID death toll number by over 97 per cent after changing the definition of a fatality to someone who died from COVID rather than with COVID.

Of the of the 130,468 deaths registered as official COVID deaths since the start of the pandemic, only 3,783 are directly attributable to the virus alone."

Hvern hefði grunað?

En hey... allir sem dóu úr Kóvið dóu amk tvisvar hver,  Vegna þess að Kóvid.  Vúúúú!  Kóvid!

"Don’t expect many others to follow suit though, given that governments have invested so much of their authority in hyping the the threat posed by the virus."

Kínakvef er ekki eins og það er auglýst

Gateway pundit hugsar djúpar hugsanir...

"Professional hockey player Boris Sadecky passed away on Wednesday after suffering a cardiac arrest last Friday during a match in Austria.

Sadecky was 24 and in good health. 80% of the league’s players are vaccinated with the experimental COVID vaccines."

Samhengi?

Annars hafa grunsamlega margir íþróttamenn verið að detta niður á vellinum af hjartakvillum nýlega.

Líka í USA.

Increases in COVID-19 are unrelated to levels of vaccination...

Þetta munu vísindin vera: "At the country-level, there appears to be no discernable relationship between percentage of population fully vaccinated and new COVID-19 cases in the last 7 days (Fig. 1). In fact, the trend line suggests a marginally positive association such that countries with higher percentage of population fully vaccinated have higher COVID-19 cases per 1 million people. Notably, Israel with over 60% of their population fully vaccinated had the highest COVID-19 cases per 1 million people in the last 7 days. The lack of a meaningful association between percentage population fully vaccinated and new COVID-19 cases is further exemplified, for instance, by comparison of Iceland and Portugal. Both countries have over 75% of their population fully vaccinated and have more COVID-19 cases per 1 million people than countries such as Vietnam and South Africa that have around 10% of their population fully vaccinated."

Gagnslaust lyf, semsagt.

Já.

Þessi frétt veldur smá ruglingi...

"A Scottish primary school has drawn criticism over its “virtue signalling” for encouraging male students and teachers to attend classes wearing skirts on Thursday in order to break down gender stereotypes and promote equality."

Í Skotlandi, já?  Er eitthvað sem ég er ekki að ná þarna?

Jæja...

Ástandið í USA, verra en í Færeyjum:

"National Democrats want to tax you by the mile, flood the country with unvaccinated illegal aliens and force you to get vaccinated; they want to return us to the Dark Ages of wind and sun power, pour trillions into an economy already overheated with record inflation, require you to pay slavery reparations and someone else's college education, and then force you to pretend an ugly man in a dress is a woman."

Horfum á þessa teiknimynd.