Með aðgang að Interneti

Þrír þingmenn Sjálfstæðisflokksins fá brilljant hugmynd

"Þrír þingmenn Sjálfstæðisflokksins vilja leggja niður heiðurslaun listamanna á Íslandi. Þeim finnst þau úrelt og ekki þjóna neinum tilgangi."

Það segir sína sögu að fleiri Sjálfstæðismenn skuli ekki vera þar að baki.  Hey, meira svona!

"Galin pæling, segir talsmaður listamanna."

Galin pæling, segir maður sem fær ekki lengur pening fyrir ekkert, ef allt gengur eftir.

Reyndar mætti ganga lengra og leggja litsmannalun sem slík niður.  Alveg.  Það er einhver lokuð klíka sem stjórnar því hvert þetta fer.  Það er óþarfi að hafa fleiri svoleiðis.  Þær eru 100% of margar.

Disney.

Sumir eru á móti því að ég geri grín að pedófílum.  Ég á erfitt með að skilja það viðhorf.  Finnst það grunsamlegt.

Af útlendum vetvangi

"Tennis fans are upset and the sporting world is reeling after an unprecedented number of players either withdrew or retired from the Miami Open this week. A total of 15 players were unable to finish, including the male and female favorites to win.

The tennis world reacted with shock after favorites Paula Badosa and Jannik Sinner had to retire during the quarterfinals of the Miami Open. Badosa, soon to be the number three in the world, became unwell during her match against Jessica Pegula and left the court in tears.

In the men’s tournament, the Italian phenomenon Jannik Sinner was forced to withdraw. He gave up after 22 minutes in the game against Francisco Cerundolo, the number 103 in the world ranking."

Íþróttamenn eru við alveg skuggalega lélega heilsu núna.

Það þarf ekki að segja meira.

Þjóðverjar eru fucked

"... on Monday, Germany will take one step toward a return of the dreaded Weimar hyperinflation, when according to the German Retail Association (HDE), consumers should prepare for another wave of price hikes for everyday goods and groceries with Reuters reporting that prices at German retail chains will explode between 20 and 50%:

Even before the outbreak of war in Ukraine, prices had risen by about five per cent “across the product range” as a result of increased energy prices, HDE President Josef Sanktjohanser told the Neue Osnabrücker Zeitung on Friday. With Russia’s invasion hitting economies and the supply chain harder, yet another series of price increases is on the horizon."

Græna hagkerfið er ekki mannvænt.  Það virðist reyndar vera banvænt.

Ástralir eiga erfitt með að treysta lögreglunni eftir að hún varð "full Nazi" hér um daginn.

Nátengt mál.

Victor Orban vs EU

"With a fiscally, monetarily (they are not on the euro) and energy independent Hungary there is little argument for them staying in the EU if Brussels is going to treat them as second class members. Orban and his government have been resolute in their refusal to get involved in the Russia/Ukraine conflict even though there has been serious pressure applied by NATO."

Breti fangaður í Mexíkó vegna baráttu gegn barnaníðingum

"Leading British Islam critic Tommy Robinson was detained in Mexico landing at Cancun Friday and threatened with deportation...

Speaking to the officer, Tommy noted he had had not committed any crime in Mexico. “What I do in my home country is, I criticize Islam.”

“Ah, that was the reason”, the customs guard replied. Then the officer seemed to misspeak. “For United States… I can’t say the word, but for that reason Mexico do not allow you to enter.”"

Barnanauðgarar hafa mikil ítök.

Forseti USA vinnur með barnageldurum

"And he encouraged parents of children who come to believe that they are meant to live as the opposite sex to "affirm your child's identity." It's not clear if Biden knows that most children, once affirmed, start down a path from which there is very little chance of encountering an off-ramp, and that affirmation often leads directly to body mutilation and sterility."

Mér er enn í fersku minni þegar einhver klikkaður barnageldari hringdi í mömmu alveg óður til þess að kvarta undan einhverju sem ég hafð sagt um barnaníðinga.  Eitthvað mjög niðrandi, fannst honum.

Af hverju hann talaði ekki við mig beint veit ég ekki.

Þessir barnanauðgarar... sér trúflokkur, það.

Talandi um barnaníðinga:

"A US federal judge has refused to grant convicted underage sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell a new trial, ruling on Friday that a juror who failed to disclose his childhood history of sexual abuse had not done so maliciously."

Þannig fór það.

Þú skilur þennan bara ef þú ert með aðgang að internetinu.

 

Eitt skref nær genabreyttum kattastelpum

Disney missir sérréttindi

"In light of Republican lawmakers discussing whether to limit Disney’s self-governing ability, Gov. Ron DeSantis says Florida should reevaluate any special privileges for the entertainment giant.

“There are certain entities that have exerted a lot of influence through corporate means to generate special privileges in the law,” DeSantis said. “I don’t think we should have special privileges in the law at all.”"

Nákvæmlega.

Kannski tengt?

Sjálfskapavítin eru verst

"Trade body British Growers said the average cost to produce a cucumber in Britain before the energy crisis was around 25 pence, which is now more than doubled and set to hit 70 pence when higher energy prices fully kick in. 

"Gas prices being so sky-high, it's a worrying time," grower Tony Montalbano said. 

"All the years of us working hard to get to where we are, and then one year it could just all finish," Montalbano said.

He noted his 30,000 square meters of glasshouses at Green Acre Salads business, which supplies major supermarkets such as Tesco, Sainsbury's, and Morrisons, are shuttered because costs outpace market prices. In fact, the farmer would be losing money if he were to grow."

Algerlega óþarft vandamál, algerlega búið til af yfirvöldum.

Hehe

Ítalir hætta mestri kóvitleysunni meira en ári eftir að kvefið leið undir lok

"Last December, Italy imposed new restrictions on the unvaxxed amid concern over the Omicron variant that mostly appeared to infect fully vaccinated individuals. Most public activities were banned for people without a Covid “Super Green Pass.”

You do not need any kind of certificate to be able to sit at the tables of cafes and restaurants in open spaces. In urban transport, a vaccinated passport is no longer necessary – however, the use of a mask is required."

Mest, ekki allt...

Minnir á Photoshop Friday á Somethingawful.

Barnageldarar eru komnir í há embætti

"Following the passage of laws banning genital mutilation surgeries and the prescribing of cross-sex hormones for minors seeking to transform into the opposite sex, the Department of Justice has announced that it has sent letters to state attorneys "reminding them of federal constitutional and statutory provisions that protect transgender youth against discrimination.""

Bandarísk yfirvöld vilja afskræma kynfæri barna.  Allir nema DeSantis.

Nóg af þessu.

93% þeirra sem dóu eftir að hafa fengið mRNA sprautuna dóu úr sprautunni

"authors did an autopsy in 15 patients who died (from 7 days to 6 months) after receiving the COVID vaccine. These were all cases where the coroner ruled as NOT being caused by the vaccine.They discovered that in 14 of the 15 patients there was widespread evidence of the body attacking itself, something that is never seen before. The heart was attacked in all 14 cases.

Are we headed for the situation where the ~30% unvaxxed will be devoting their lives to operating whatever is left of the economic infrastructure and serving as caretakers for the vaxxed?"

Vídjó.

Meira efni fyrir þá sem hafa brennandi áhuga.

Einhverjum gengur þó vel.

Loksisn búið að kortleggja genamengi manna

"Scientists have finished mapping the entire human genome, about 20 years after most of the map was complete. In new research this week, a team reports they have achieved a gapless genome sequence, accounting for 8% of genetic information not previously known. The missing data may provide more insights about the evolutionary journey of humans as well as our susceptibility to diseases...

The team's mapping efforts aren't done yet, though. They next plan to sequence the genome of chromosomes that are mixed with both parents' genes, as is typical. And eventually, they'd like to sequence people's genes from across the world, in hopes of better understanding the full variation of our genetics."

Já...

Hlustum á smá músík

"I ain't sayin' I beat the Devil, but I drank his beer for nothin'..."

"You donð't know me but you don't like me"

"where the whieky drowns and the beer chases my blues away..."

Smá bluegrass

Meira bluegrass

Fyrir alla sem vinna í verksmiðjum

Gamalt

Jack Daniels

.. þú veist ú ert að hlusta á Útvarp Suðurlands þegar... 

Ekki country, en eiginlega það sama...