Páska kanínan er hardcore

Gamalt en gott:

Páska kanínan berst við glæpamenn

"Picture it. Orlando. 2019. "Beer Never Broke My Heart" rules the airwaves. A young Ron DeSantis said to himself, "Self, I think I wanna be governor." And the Easter Bunny was out drinking with his boys. E.B. saw some dude fighting with a girl, where he spit on her and looked like he was about attack the woman. That's where E.B. said, "oh hell naw."

He put down his pint and hopped to action. E.B. flung the man to the ground and rained down blows upon his face and body as if he was Judas."

Darwin sér um sína.

Tranni ræðst á íþróttakonu

"On Thursday night, swimmer and women's sports advocate Riley Gaines was assaulted by radical trans activists during a Turning Point USA event at San Francisco State University."

Annar tranni tekinn fyrir að plotta fjöldamorð

"A trans-identified male who goes by Lilly, though his given name is William Whitworth, was arrested and charged after a police investigation in Colorado Springs revealed that the 19-year-old was responsible for "threats involving schools in Colorado Springs Academy District 20."

Whitworth faces charges of attempted murder after allegedly making threats against schools in Colorado Springs, Colo., according to local news."

Allt annað

Á meðan, í Hvíta Húsinu:

"Neither the president nor his staff have acknowledged that the Nashville shooting was an ideologically motivated terrorist attack carried out by a transgender individual who specifically targeted Christian children and staff at the school.

The White House has spent the days following the shooting pushing for laws that expand the transgender movement's access to children and restrict gun ownership.

Stochastic Terrorism from the White House."

Vinstri öfgamenn, studdir af ríkinu.

NATO plott lekur til fjölmiðla

"Images of what appears to be the Daily written brief for the “Russia/Ukraine Joint Staff J3/J4/J5” popped up on the Donbass Devushka yesterday and has not created much of a stir. Donbass Devushka has four of the documents on line. They appear authentic. One is classified as “SECRET/REL TO FIN, UKR, FVEY, NATO” and is date 28 FEB 23. (You can see the documents for your self at this link.)"

Whatever.

Frakkar skemmta sér

"Mobilization is ongoing in many major cities throughout the country. As much as 299 public buildings and 132 parliamentary offices have been targeted, with protesters going as far as walling up some buildings, or piling manure in the entrances.

Protesters laid siege and stormed BlackRock headquarters in Paris – the financial manager with 10 trillion in assets is seen by many as the hidden influence behind the deeply unpopular Pension reform that will elevate the age for retirement from 60 to 62 years old."

Stemming.

Draumórar ofbeldisfullra manna

Ég hef áhyggjur af þessum mönnum

"Þumalputta­regl­an er sú að kveða má 10% íbúa lands til hervarna án þess að setja efna­hags­líf viðkom­andi rík­is á hliðina. Þetta bend­ir Arn­ór Sig­ur­jóns­son, fyrr­um her­mála­full­trúi Íslands hjá NATO á í viðtal í Dag­mál­um. Það myndi þýða að kveða mætti allt að 38 þúsund manns til varna á Íslandi."

Aha... við skuldum þegar.  Það er atvinnuleysi.  Við höfum fullt af flóttamönnum sem mergsjúga okkur, og þessi apaköttur heldur að við höfum efni á að sóa 10% verkalýðsins í einhvern her. Það mun kosta lágmark 2 millur á mánuði hver hermaður.  Dream on.

Kaninn býður upp á lausn

"The legislation, passed by the Florida Legislature, allows people to carry a concealed weapon without a permit and without state-mandated training. It will go into effect starting July 1."

En, eins og mér hefur verið bent á: fólk er hrætt.

Fólk er hrætt vegna þess að það er vitlaust.

Fólk fylgist ekkert með þessu

"And now, as The Epoch Times' Andrew Moran reports below, Malaysia has joined the group of several Asian nations trying to detach itself from dollar dependence.

Malaysia no longer believes it is necessary to depend on the U.S. dollar, Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim said during an address to the nation’s parliament.

Following last week’s state visit to China, the Malaysian prime minister revealed that Beijing is open to deliberations with Kuala Lumpur to establish an Asian Monetary Fund."

Þetta gerist mjög hratt.

Peningaþvottamál

"Actor Leonardo DiCaprio appeared in Washington Monday to testify in the trial of Fugees rapper Prakazrel “Pras” Michel who is accused of illegally funneling money from fugitive Malaysian financier Jho Taek Low to the Barack Obama campaign through straw donors."

Á jákvæðari nótum

"Indiana's Governor Eric Holcomb just signed a bill into law that would prevent minors from being preyed upon in the form of "gender-affirming" bodily mutilations."

Að þetta þurfi, það segir okkur að eitthvað mikið er að.

Guð Alheimsins skrifaði einu sinni bók og fór í viðtal

Besta bók sem skrifuð hefur verið.  Hér er viðtal við höfundinn:

Gott show.

Hljómar ekki of vel

Því ekki?

Veit ekki meir.

Hef ekki lesið þessa.

Þessi er góð.  Gaurar fara á kopar-knúnu geimskipi eitthver lengst, og hafa með sér kærusturnar til þess að láta þær búa til samlokur á leiðinni.

Framtíðin er morð

Kynþáttahyggju sósíalistarnir mættir

"I asked the leftist protester screaming profanities why she’s trying to instigate violence with Trump supporters: “Because I’m black and I like violence, I’m an animal, I’m a black animal!” She screams

Leftists activists are currently handing out whistles to protest and drown out @mtgreenee who is coming to protest the indictment of Donald Trump:"

Frakkar að pæla í að eyða gamalmennum

"Mr Macron ruled out assisted death being extended to children and pledged more funds for palliative care so that all French who need it can receive it.”"

Gefum þessu tíma.

Logan's Run gæti verið bjartsýnni útgáfan af þessu.

Krakki hótar að myrða þingmann

"The #FBI has arrested Allan Poller, a student at Keene State College, for threatening to kill a member of the United States House of Representatives.

People on the left are convinced that LGBT rights are being taken away despite the fact that the LGBT community is more visible than ever before in history."

Þingmaður segir fólki að myrða

"A Democrat lawmaker in Wyoming called for politically motivated murders against those opposing the radical left’s pro-trans agenda over the weekend."

... og barnageldari.

"Porvenza’s Tiktok video is set to an aquarium with sea snakes and fish. A voice screams “Condone first-degree murders!”"

Heimurinn núna.

MTG kallar hlutina sínum réttu nöfnum

""They are not pedophiles," Stahl insisted, asking why the Georgia representative would say such a thing.

Greene countered that Democrats "support grooming children," even singling out President Joe Biden for supporting "transgender surgeries" on kids. "Sexualizing children is what pedophiles do to children," the congresswoman insisted."

... sjá næstu frétt hér fyrir ofan.  Og hér fyrir neðan:

Biden að gera Biden hluti

"The president then touches the young girl's necklace and continues to interact as he blocks the view of the camera and invades her personal space."

Normal.

Maður kærður fyrir að lifa af morðtilræði

"The man who was charged, Moussa Diarra, was a night attendant working security at a parking garage when he saw a man with a bag apparently peering into cars which is a totally normal thing to do at 5:30 AM.

It's like Diarra was looking for trouble. Which I guess as a night attendant working security is kind of his job, but no matter, Rhodie pulled a gun on Diarra who in wrestling it away from him was shot twice, once in the stomach, before being able to turn the gun on Rhodie and shooting him.

In addition to the attempted murder charge, Diarra was also charged with "criminal possession of a firearm," that firearm being the one he had just seized from the guy shooting him."

... ha?

New York.

Vísndamenn finna fisk á miklu dýpi

"The University of Western Australia announced researchers had broken two records – one for the deepest fish ever seen at 8,336 meters, and one for the deepest fish ever captured at 8,022 meters."

Of djúpt fyrir mig.

Mexíkó

Finnland í NATO

"Meanwhile, the Finnish leader who helped push hard for NATO entry in the wake of Russia's invasion of Ukraine has just conceded defeat after Sunday's parliamentary election, in a major setback for the Finnish left...

"Finland’s left-wing Prime Minister Sanna Marin conceded defeat on Sunday in the Nordic country’s parliamentary election as the opposition right-wing National Coalition Party (NCP) claimed victory in a tightly fought contest," CNN reports Monday."

Kommúnisti út, geðheilbrigðir menn inn.

Mexíkó að pæla í að ganga í BRICS

"Mexico has expressed its interest in joining the BRICS group of emerging economies, which currently consists of Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa. The Mexican Foreign Minister, Marcelo Ebrard, said that Mexico shares the vision and values of the BRICS and hopes to deepen its cooperation with them in various fields, especially in medicine and trade.

Mexico’s move comes amid growing tensions with its northern neighbor, the United States, over issues such as immigration, border security, trade and human rights."

Arriba, andele.

Smá mexíkönsk músík.

Meira af sama

"Following the US Federal Reserve’s sharpest tightening in monetary policy in decades, India has offered its currency as an alternative for trade to nations that are experiencing a shortage of dollars, Bloomberg reported."

Nýr forsætisráðaherra Nýja Sjálands er bjáni

"New Zealand’s new Prime Minister doesn’t know what a woman is, despite replacing one as Prime Minister."

Bjargað af súkkulaði

"And Patricia Borges thought she was going to be among those killed in the blast as she found herself hurled off the ladder she was climbing.

She tried to run, but the floor gave way below her, and she fell into a giant vat of chocolate in the factory's basement.

...a rescue dog caught her scent, and rescuers pulled her free."

Texas

"A car thief stole a truck in San Antonio, Texas.

The owner called the police and reported his stolen truck, but stolen vehicles are not ever that high on the list of police priorities, so the owner tracked down his truck himself with an Apple AirTag he had left in it.

Police said that when they arrived, they found several bullets in the truck and one dead thief.

It's just that, in the land of Texas justice, officials haven't even decided if they're going to charge the owner in the shooting--I mean you can't just steal a man's truck and not expect to get shot."

Eh.  Sleppið honum bara. Það er ágætt að hafa þennan lausan.

Ef þú fattar þetta ekki, þá hefur þú ekki verið að fylgjast með.

Í Ecuador er hugsað í lausnum

"Reuters noted that crime has reached a point where it is hard to curtail, and Lasso hopes to find some degree of respite in allowing citizens to be armed for self-defense.

Lasso pointed out that, in addition to implementing the curfew and allowing civilians to be armed, his government is carrying out a “crusade for security,” which entails locating and arresting 15 high-value targets believed to be tied to the leadership of criminal gangs."

Berjist gegn glæpum með því að skjóta á móti.

... reyndar mexíkanskt.

Vélmenni sannfærir kolefnistrúarmann um að fremja sjálfsmorð

"Pierre had reportedly grown more socially isolated and anxious about climate change and the environment, turning to the Chai app, where he chose a chatbot named Eliza as his confidante. Claire, Pierre’s widow, claims that the chatbot encouraged Pierre to commit suicide."

Á meðan, á Internetinu

Annar Apríl

Maður dæmdur í fangelsi fyrir brandara

"Mackey was convicted of election interference and faces up to ten years in prison, all because of a meme he tweeted during the 2016 election. Yes, you read that right: a meme."

Svona fellur siðmenningin.

Trannar og barnageldarar beita ofbeldi

"Multiple people joined in the f**k you chants. Then the trans individual violently assaulted Chris.

The police stood around while all this happened and did absolutely nothing.

Elston announced after the assaults he is planning on suing the Vancouver Police Department for their dereliction of duty."

Bara heppni að þeir myrtu engan í þetta sinn.

Ítalir selja Rússum vín

"Exports of wine from Italy to Russia saw a year-on-year increase of 16% in 2022, surging to a record high of €172 million ($187 million) in monetary terms, the Italian association of agricultural producers, Coldiretti, announced on Saturday."

Viðskiftastríð, hvað er nú það?

Mmm

Úr annarri átt.

Í dag og í gær.

Fólk reynist gáfaðra en ég hélt

"Last Sunday’s “Berlin Climate Neutrality By 2030” referendum failed resoundingly despite the more than a million euros spent in a massive run-up campaign that included plastering the city with posters, concerts by famous performers, huge support and propaganda by the media and hefty donations coming from left wing activists from the east and west coasts of USA.

Once the dust of the referendum had settled, it emerged that the “yes” side fell way short of the quorum 608,000 votes needed to pass the measure. Only 442,210 cast a vote in favor, which represents only 18% of Berlin’s eligible voters. The activists expected a far greater turnout. 82% refused to lend any support."

Hverslags hálfvitar eru kolefnistrúarmenn annars?

Barnageldarar eru reiðir

"Radical trans activists invaded the Florida state Capitol on Friday in anger over state legislators voting to protect children from school indoctrination and safeguard parental rights.

The crazed “protest” comes just days after a “transgender” terrorist murdered six people, including three children at a private Christian school in Nashville.

The trans activists in Tallahassee were furious over a bill called HB 1069. The legislation would bar school employees from asking students for their pronouns and sharing their own pronouns if they do not correspond to that person’s sex."

Má hvorki nauðga börnunum né skera undan þeim.  Er furða að þeir séu að myrða?

Rússar framleiða meira ammó.

"Russia has significantly boosted production of ammunition to support its troops in the Ukraine conflict, Defense Minister Sergey Shoigu said on Saturday.

At the time, he also noted that while the West continued to send arms and munitions to Ukraine, the Russian defense industrial complex would produce much more weapons than Kiev would receive from its backers."

Framtíðarplön.

Einhver lak "source code" Twitter...

"Developer Steven Tey dug into the code and found that there is a mechanism through which the US government can "intervene" with the code.

"When needed, the government can intervene with the Twitter algorithm," Tey wrote. "In fact, @TwitterEng (Twitter Engineering) even has a class for it – 'GovernmentRequested.'""

... jæja.

Mmm... duló.