Ekki fara uppí bíl með neinum frá Selfossi

Þegar menn þurfa að nota apabólu-sprauturnar:

Einhver Sigurgeir á ferð

"This move came after allegations surfaced that he was caught on a trail camera engaging in sexual acts with his dog in a parking lot near Rothrock State Forest in Huntingdon County, Pennsylvania.

Themis Matsoukas was charged Monday with open lewdness, indecent exposure, sexual intercourse with an animal, cruelty to animals, and disorderly conduct, according to a report by Fox 43."

Normal á flugkaffi.  Og á Belgíska þinginu.  Og í WHO. 

Þessu tengt: þessu gaur í útvarpinu er alltaf að halda því fram að til þess að hafa loðna teninga hangandi í baksýnisspeglinum, þá þurfir þú fyrst að eðla þig í bílnum.

Ég held að þetta sé bull, bara einhver sér-Selfyssk vitleysa, jafnvel bara bundið við vinahóp þessa ágæta útvarpsmanns.

Ég byggi það á því að annars hefðu hinir klámfengnu dýrariðlar á flugkaffi stanslaust tönnlast á þessu, milli erótískra spuna-sagna sinna um fótboltamenn og nagdýr.

Hvað segja Selfyssku perrarnir þá um þessi jólatré sem sumir hengja í baksýnisspegilinn?  Hvaða annarlegu merkingu hefur það skraut?  Í hans vinahóp þá?  Allt þetta drasl hlýtur að hafa sína merkingu.

Þarf að spurja að þessu ef ég hitti kauða.

Fox News mætir á flugkaffi

"...Fox News, is encourging employees to celebrate Pride month and all things LGBTQIA+, by giving money to groups that encourage sex changes for minors, reading books by trans activists including books about children changing gender, gay erotica, and sharing children books about gender transition with their children, and to attend activist Pride events."

Það þurfti alltaf að passa að Sigurgeir og rafvirkjarnir tækju ekki train á kaffivélina.  Þeim fannst hún svo sexý.

Unabomber hafði rétt fyrir sér

"Amazon Brazenly Locks Man Out of His Smart Home After False Allegation in Latest Big Brother Tech Move

Jackson’s story has gone somewhat viral, with news outlets as far away as the U.K.’s Daily Mail writing about it. Repair guru Louis Rossmann featured the story on his YouTube channel, which has 1.8 million subscribers, and it garnered more than 827,000 views within two days.

Regardless of their race, religion, beliefs, if you paid for it you should OWN it."

Eins og Unabomber skrifaði: "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries."

Tranni fer í djeilið fyrir að myrða lesbíur

"On Wednesday, convicted murderer and transgender activist Dana Rivers, 68, was sentenced to multiple terms of "25 years to life" in prison for the 2016 murder of a lesbian couple and their teenage son after his motion for a retrial was denied.

Rivers was convicted last year of shooting the victims in their Oakland home and stabbing one of them 47 times before setting fire to their garage on his way out."

Svo smár hluti af þýðinu, svo margri morðingjar í hópnum.

Nýsjálendingar njóta góðs af eigin heimsku

"The final numbers for the first quarter were a considerable disappointment, as the New Zealand Reserve Bank had anticipated 0.3 percent growth, not a 0.1 percent contraction, and the Treasury Department predicted a recession would be avoided altogether. 

Kiwibank chief economist Jarrod Kerr told RNZ the outlook for the rest of 2023 “remains awkward, to put it politely,” with further contractions possible all the way into early 2024.

Kerr and other economists pointed to inflation and rising interest rates as the major long-term threats, as consumers reduce spending and businesses pull back on investment."

Leiðtogar hins vestræna heims hafa verið að sniffa lím í æsku.

Þessir Rússar...

"By failing internally, Western elites have actively fed the weeds that have taken root in the soil of 70 years of prosperity, satiation and peace. These comprise of anti-human ideologies: the denial of family, homeland, history, love between men and women, faith, service to higher ideals, everything that is human. Their philosophy is to weed out those who resist. The aim is to neuter people in order to reduce their ability to resist modern “globalist” capitalism, which is becoming more and more obviously unjust and harmful to man and humanity."

Verið að channela Unabomber þarna.

Stóru spurningarnar.

Rússar að stunda vísindi

"Russia is set to create a new psychiatric institute dedicated to studying, among other things, the behavior of LGBTQ people..."

Rússar með allar fóbísku ídeasjónirnar.

Hah!

Hinn uggvænlegi matur

... já.

Heimsbókmenntirnar

Engu tengt

Merkileg japönsk matreiðzlubók.

Drekar.

Myndskreyting

Langloka.  Maður veit alltaf að bókin er alveg ferleg ef þeir tala lengi um hana.  Það er fátt hægt að segja um góð verk, virðist vera.

30ies Sci-fi, fyrir þá sem hafa áhuga.

Skylark.

Undarlegt verk, þetta.

Kommúnistar hindra framgang kommúnisma

Kommúnistar þvælast fyrir kommúnisma

"Katrín Jakobsdóttir forsætisráðherra segir það hafa legið fyrir að Vinstri græn teldu að auknar valdheimildir og breytt hlutverk lögreglu kölluðu á aukið eftirlit.

Þá væru vonbrigði að frumvarp um breytingar á lögreglulögum fær ekki í gegn á vorþingi.

Píratar á Alþingi sem líta á þetta með öðrum augum en mörg okkar hinna,“ segir Jón."

Píratar bjarga okkur frá einni vitleysu.

Munirinn á stefnu pírata og Jóns Komma, er í grunninn þessi:

Jón vill að lögreglan saki þig um hryðjuverk og skjóti þig í hausinn, og setji svo börnin þín í fóstur, þar sem þeim verður óhjákvæmilega nauðgað af þartilgerðum embættismönnum.

Píratar vilja að íslamskir öfgamenn nauðgi börnunum þínum og skeri þig á háls, ekki nauðsynlega í þeirri röð.

Sumir myndu segja að munurinn þar á sé einungis útlitslegur, en Jón, Kata og Píratar munu halda öðru fram út í rauðan dauðann.

Eitthvað bakslag að hlaupa í forréttindabaráttu samkynhneigðra

"Students at Marshall Simonds Middle School in the Boston suburb town Burlington, Massachusetts revolted against the school’s “Pride” month spirit day indoctrination on Friday June 2, glaring at teachers, tearing down posters and chanting “U.S.A. are my pronouns!” while wearing red, white and blue clothing and face paint. The protest was reported to be in part a response to the school ignoring Memorial Day two weeks ago while going all in on LGBTQI+ indoctrination."

Tengd frétt

"Biden has spoken at length about "trans kids." He talks about how important it is to provide "gender affirming care" for kids, obfuscating that what that really means is giving kids drugs to stunt their growth, giving teens cross-sex hormones, giving teen girls double mastectomies, and bringing teens to the brink of adulthood where the primary options for continued care result in sterilization and the loss of sexual function.

"You are the government," Musk responded. "They are NOT your kids.""

Tengd frétt

"Maryland Dem grovels after saying Muslim kids against LGBTQ+ lessons aligned with ‘White supremacists’"

Og í skoplegri kantinum

"A trans Antifa group has announced plans to target a protest in Washington state on Saturday. The protest is in response to a recent Seattle court ruling that forced a Christian, Korean, female-only spa to allow men access to the facility and to be permitted to bathe nude with women whether those women like it or not.

Twitter user @ri0tdad posted information about the counterprotest, directing Antifa comrades to mask up, come equipped with umbrellas, and to carry out acts of violence and intimidation against the female group standing up for women's rights."

 

Tengt?  Líklega.

Kommúnistar plotta uppreisn í Ísrael

"On Sunday night, conservative Channel 14 correspondent Motti Kastel revealed messages from a secret WhatsApp group whose members are the founders of the anarchist groups “Crime Minister,” and the violent protests against the Israeli governemnt.” The closed group includes senior officials, former chiefs of staff, and former heads of government, who are all looking for ways to revive the dwindling protests and are planning, among other things, to block Ben Gurion International Airport. The goal is the same as always: overthrow the Right-wing government led by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu”, Jewish Press reports."

Ekki photoshop

NATO að æfa sig

"Germany is playing host to what NATO is touting as the largest air drills in the alliance's history, which has been four years in preparation. "

Á meðan, í Úkraníu

"During the first few days of the offensive, the Armed Forces of Ukraine lost 16 American Bradley infantry fighting vehicles

This is 15% of all such vehicles transferred by Washington to Kyiv, CNN reports, citing Yakub, an expert at the Dutch military analytics website Oryx."

Algert söksess.

Rússinn stelur hlébörðum

"Putin's forces have captured several German-made Leopard 2 tanks and US-made Bradley infantry fighting vehicles on the frontlines in Ukraine, Russia's defence ministry claimed today.

The ministry released a short clip on its official Telegram channel which appeared to show Russian troops surveying the seized equipment supplied to Ukraine by Western countries."

Egyptar hætta að nota dollar

"According to Moselhy, Egypt is seeking to use local currencies to pay for its imports from India, China, and Russia – key members of the BRICS group, which also includes Brazil and South Africa."

Af-hnattvæðing.

Trump vinnur á.

Dádýr eru rándýr

"While herbivorous animals, deer have been known to eat a variety of food items, including insects, small birds, and even small mammals. In some cases, deer may encounter snakes while foraging and consume them as a source of protein."

Nammi.

UK núna.

Mikil flensa í Japan

"According to Nikkei Asia on Saturday, Japan usually has a vigorous spring flu season, but this year has seen a much higher number of serious infections ¯ especially when compared to the flat flu years of the coronavirus pandemic:

“Immunity against the virus has declined because of the lack of influenza outbreaks and decreased vaccinations due to infection control measures during [the Wuhan coronavirus pandemic],” postulated Kurahara Yu of the National Hospital Organization’s Kinki-Chuo Chest Medical Center."

Ekki photoshop.

Ofsóknir yfirvalda

Hmm...

Vítahringurinn

"Empty office buildings have set New York on an "urban doom loop" that will destroy the quality of life in the city and drive residents out.

At this point "the contractual occupancy rate in Manhattan is at a 30-year low of 77.8% in the fourth quarter of 2022." Of course, the plummeting rates mean less tax revenue for the city. That means fewer services, higher taxes, less law enforcement, more crime, more drugs, more decay."

Þeir kölluðu þetta yfir sjálfa sig.

Lúðalegur en hættulegur hryðjuverkahópur

"The portmanteau of ‘trans’ and ‘ANTIFA’ is exactly what you’d expect — far-left transgender activists willing to intimidate, harass, and even use violence to advance their radical new ideas about gender.

Much like ANTIFA, they’re not a formal group of card-carrying members, with the term ‘Trantifa’ coined on social media to highlight the strong transgender presence within the anarchist outfit.

“Trans activists gravitate towards these very far-left groups because they share their anarcho-communist type ideology,” Rosas said."

Kommúnistar.  Aldrei til friðs.

Hollenska ríkið er á móti mat

"Following years of political wrangling, the government of The Netherlands has launched its programme for buying out farms that do not comply with the EU’s Natura 2000 scheme supposedly meant to protect environmentally sensitive areas. The buyout programme will initially impact approximately 3,000 privately-owned farms which are deemed to emit too much nitrogen."

Heimska í dag, hungur á morgun.

Vísir að reyna að sverta mannorð tveggja gutta

"Héraðssaksóknari lagði fram nýja ákæru á hendur þeim Sindra Snæ Birgissyni og Ísidóri Nathanssyni í dag. Landsréttur staðfesti frávísun Héraðsdóms Reykjavíkur á hryðjuverkahluta upphaflegu ákærunnar í mars. Annmarkar á ákærunni voru taldir slíkir að erfitt væri að halda uppi vörnum í málinu."

Órar yfirvalda í þessu máli eru með eindæmum.  Svona hefur ekki sést síðan í Geirfinnsmálinu.

"Þeir töluðu einnig um „hreinsanir“ á útlendingum á Íslandi, að myrða alla í gleðigöngunni og að drepa stjórnmálamenn eins og Björn Leví Gunnarsson, Smára McCarthy, Helga Hrafn Gunnarsson og Gunnar Smára Egilsson."

Svo eru mennirnir með einhverjar and-fasískar ídeasjónir.  Ekki skrítið að vísi & ríkinu standi stuggur af þeim

Því lengur sem maður horfir á þetta, því verra verður það.

Overton glugginn er á hreyfingu

Biden og Co vilja sýna börnum klám

"In April of this year, Officials in Llano County, Texas, declined to vote on closing libraries after dozens of books containing sexual and racial content that were previously banned were returned to shelves by order of a federal judge."

Hmm...

 

Samtök samkynhneigðra og perverta óttast breytingu

"There’s been a noticeable vibe shift to begin this year’s “Pride Month”—the holiest of times in the secular Left’s liturgical calendar.

It’s clear that many Americans have become fed up with the insanity. They are fed up with the Rainbow Mafia dominating our society, and most of all, they are fed up with the extreme demands of the LGBTQ+ movement attempting to bend every institution to its will."

Tengt mál.

Það er svona bullshit sem samtökin 22 eru að reyna að berjast gegn.

RIP Unabomber

"Ted Kaczynski, who was better known as the Unabomber, was serving a life sentence after sending by mail a series of homemade bombs around the country."

Gaurinn hafði ekki rangt fyrir sér.  Hlustið bara.  Þarna segir hann hvers vegna hann var að reyna að sprengja þetta fólk í loft upp.

Þessu tengt.

Tillögur að stærra Idaho hafa byr undir vængjum

"Voters in Crook County, Oregon, will participate in advisory balloting next May, joining a dozen other counties in the state which have already approved starting the steps to attach eastern Oregon to Idaho.

The Greater Idaho website lists a half dozen reasons to join Idaho, including Oregon’s 1) violation of Amercan values by the state’s western majority; 2) lack of law and order plus infringement on the right to self-defense; 3) high taxes; 4) mismanagement of forests; 5) higher regulation, unemployment, and cost of living, and 6) lack of rural representation."

Gaman að fylgjast með þessu.

Þýzkur hagfræðingur segir að andstaða við flökkufólk gæti fækkað flökkufólki

"Marcel Fratzscher, President of the German Institute for Economic Research (DIW), warned that a “strengthening” of the populist right in Germany would hinder the massive waves of immigration into the country."

Hún ætti að bæta í, og vara fólk við hættunni sem skapast af því að glæpum gæti fækkað í kjölfarið.  Eða því að fólk gæti átt á hættu að hækka í launum, eða borga lægri skatta.

Allt miklar ógnir.

Fleiri en 10K kínverjar náðust á landamærum USA síðan í Október

"Nearly 13,000 Chinese nationals have been apprehended trying to cross the United States' southern border illegally since October 1, 2022, A nearly 1,000 percent increase from last year's total. 

According to Breitbart, approximately 84% of those apprehended are single adults who are eventually released to pursue asylum in the US. The apprehensions grew steadily over the last year. In March 2022, 74 Chinese nationals were apprehended, 146 in April, and more than 1,000 a month by January 2023."

Hve margir komust yfir?

Heimskupör Íslenskra ráðmanna eru dýrkeypt

"Iceland has announced that it’s suspending operations at its Moscow embassy, arguing that maintaining a diplomatic presence in Russia makes no sense given the current state of bilateral relations.

Reykjavik has requested that Moscow, too, limit the operations of its embassy in Iceland and lower the level of diplomatic representation.

Russia has, in turn, put Iceland on its list of unfriendly nations."

Ágætt að taka slæmt ástand og gera það verra.

Og að lokum þetta klassíska verk.

Margt á seiði

Tucker á Twitter

Skemmtilegt.

Call of Duty eru á annarlegri vegferð

"Call of Duty removes popular content creator for tweeting "leave little children alone""

Hmm...

Væstræn siðmenning er að hrynja fyrir augum okkar.

Nútíminn er lélegri en spáð var.

NASA vara við því að gera allt stafrænt

"A groundbreaking mission by NASA’s Parker Solar Probe (PSP) has successfully ventured through solar wind for the first time aiming to prevent people on earth being unable to get on the internet.

Scientists have issued warnings about the potential impact of a solar storm, commonly referred to as an “internet apocalypse,” which could strike within the next decade."

Carrington event.

Alien

"A Las Vegas, Nevada family says they saw very large “non-human beings” in their backyard just moments after an unidentified object crashed into their backyard.

Police were quick to respond — arriving to the scene just 30 minutes after their own observations of the unidentified phenomena."

Jákvætt og skemmtilegt.

Predators

"Fourteen suspects were busted Thursday following an undercover child sex predator sting in Las Vegas, Nevada, according to police.

In a social media post, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department said the group was arrested for allegedly luring a minor with a computer to engage in sex during the operation authorities performed on June 1 and 2"

Pólverjar næla sér í ammó

"Western-provided ammunition destined for Ukraine fell prey to train thieves in Poland on Sunday. Local media reported that the now detained criminals had not targeted the military cargo intentionally, but rather chosen the crates by chance."

Fjandans geimverur

Flóttabarn á leikvelli

"A migrant from Syria was arrested by police for a mass stabbing attack targeting children in a park Thursday morning in Annecy, France, a town located in the French Alps. Various reports have stated the injured number as high as eight, however the latest report states four children and two adults were wounded in the attack with two of the children and one of the adults hospitalized with life-threatening injuries."

 

Tengt efni

"Karine Jean-Pierre says busing illegal immigrants from the border to other cities is "dangerous and unacceptable because you're actually putting a lot of pressure on these states and local areas.""

Uhm... ha?

Menn reyna að halda uppi fjörinu með ET

"The crash retrieval program - so secret even the Pentagon’s Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena (UAP) task force has been refused access - has for decades been involved in “retrieving non-human-origin technical vehicles,” Grusch explained. He added that some are distinguishable from human-made craft by their morphology and the types of materials, with “unique atomic arrangements and radiological signatures.”"

Meira ET efni

"Star systems are clustered tightly together near the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy — and they might hold a pulsating beacon used by alien civilizations to announce important events.

That's the general theory animating a new project from scientists with the SETI Institute..."

Allt eru menn að hugsa um.  Ef menn hugsa, svona almennt.

Á meðan, í Kanada

"Based on already available state-level figures, the Euthanasia Prevention Coalition assessed MAID (Medical Assistance in Dying) cases rose from just over 10,000 in 2021 to around 13,500 in the next year, a 34 percent increase nationwide.

That number is forecast to rise again before this year is out with euthanasia already the 3rd leading cause of death in Quebec — seven percent of all deaths."

Ef þú værir geimvera, myndir þú lenda innanum svona fólk?

Pedóar, kolefnistrúarmenn og Antifa. Allt eins.

Á Instagram

"Instagram “helps connect and promote” a vast pedophile network that facilitates the commission and purchases of underage child sex and abuse content, The Wall Street Journal has revealed.

WSJ and researchers at Stanford University and the University of Massachusetts Amherst conducted a sweeping investigation of the top social media site’s algorithm and found that not only does Instagram host this content, it specifically promotes and recommends content sellers to pedophile users."

Auðvitað.

Loftslags-Gollum spáir heimsendi... aftur

"A reminder from United Nations climate envoy @GretaThunberg that the world will end in seventeen days due to the burning of fossil fuels.

I’m trying to decide how to handle it if it goes badly for Greta’s side – you know. Like, we’re all still here?

I’d use “The Great Disappointment,” but The Millerites already stole that one. At least I have a couple weeks to think of something snappy."

Költistar.

Haha!

Írska ríkið vs matur

"Last week, the Irish Independent reported on a government document describing plans for a potential cull of up to 65,000 dairy cows per year for the next three years. The paper reportedly obtained the documents from Ireland’s Department of Agriculture through a freedom of information request. In all, killing off 200,000 cows would wipe out about 10 percent of Ireland’s dairy cow population."

Aftur, kolefnistrúarmenn.  Skaðlegasta költ á jörðinni núna.

Tucker.

Kolefnistrúarmenn vita ekki hvernig neitt virkar

"Crazy climate activist goes on and on berating a guy for "sitting in the car with the engine running, polluting the atmosphere" ... He's in a Tesla"

Þvílíkur vitleysingur.  Það eru margir svona.

Úrkynjunarleiði er útbreiddur.

Armenar lemja vinstri-öfgamenn

"Armenian men beat the crap out of Antifa thugs and far-left protestors outside of a school board meeting in Glendale, California Tuesday evening.

Glendale has a large Armenian-Christian population and they are fed up with the LGBTQ/pride events taking place in elementary schools."

Viðundrapíramídinn