Það má alveg nota krókódíla í hitt og þetta

Trannyfestóið er höfundarréttarvarið

"Tennessee Judge I’Ashea L. Myles has ruled that not one page of the writings by the Covenant school shooter, Audrey Hale, will be released for public review.

What Hale wrote in her diary must be a humdinger or why else would it be so protected. It’s already been leaked that Hale wanted to kill her father. Is there more detailed information about that incident that the parents want withheld?"

Um að gera að rifja upp reglulega að trannar séu morðóðir.

Mússilmaður ræðst á furry á tranna-hátíð

"Man Attacked Trans Victim with Sword as They Awaited Furry Convention, Screamed ‘Allah Does Not Approve’"

... gamanið heldur áfram.

Geðveikir stuðningsmenn útlendra hryðjuverkasamtaka eru með uppsteit

"Over 100 anti-Israel activists spent July 4 burning American flags in Manhattan’s Washington Square Park, as part of a coordinated protest called “Flood Manhattan for July 4.” Activists chanted, “F*ck Israel! F*ck America!” as other radicals cheered. Some chanted, “Death to America!” Freedom TV News was on the scene capturing footage of the protests."

Þeir geta alveg flutt.  Það má.

41%... eða 42.

Hizbolla ræðst á Ísrael

"Lebanese militant group Hezbollah claims to have launched more than 200 rockets and drones targeting Israeli military positions on Thursday in response to the killing of a senior commander."

Hisbolla eru einu gaurarnir á svæðinu sem eiga eitthvað í IDF.  Svo fá eir stuðning frá Íran... verður áhugavert.

Þessi bók er til á Amazon, held ég.

Krókódílar eru til margs nýtilegir

"No can opener? No problem. A reveler is going viral after using a wild alligator’s jaws to open a beer in what viewers are dubbing “the most Florida thing” ever."

Flórída er staðurinn.

Það er 4. Júlí. Hvernig hefur Kaninn það?

MmHmm

Ekkert grunsamlegt að gerast hér

"The 880,000-square-foot weapons factory, located about 86 miles south of Little Rock, is a "leader in the high-rate production" of weapons, including "Hydra-70 2.75-inch rocket, Hellfire and Javelin missiles, the Modular Artillery Charge System and various mortar munitions," according to the defense firm's website."

Kabúmm

Sæljón ræðst á fólk

"in La Jolla Cove, chaos ensued, and dozens of beachgoers in San Diego were left running for their lives when a sea lion charged at beachgoers who apparently approached its pups."

Sæljón geta bitið.

Leftistar líta ekki á þetta sem vandamál

"The Women’s Liberation Front (WoLF) is fighting California’s Senate Bill 132, which went into effect in the state in 2021 and allows biological males to transfer into female prisons if they self-identify as women."

Allt með vilja gert.

Fyrirsjáanlegt, kannski

"Gingerella said it appeared that Ziegenfuss and others were messing around with fireworks at a home on Pound Road when a mortar-style firework was put on his head and set off.

That type of firework is illegal in Rhode Island, the chief noted. However, Gingerella said the manner of his death has been deemed accidental."

Konungurinn yfir Frakklandi er í felum

Það er þannig.

Kopar-þjófar herja á Seattle

"Over the past 12 months, thieves in the Seattle metro area have stolen over 100 electric vehicle charging cables, driven mostly by soaring copper scrap prices. This is incredibly frustrating for EV owners who arrive at these charging stations only to find severed cords and unable to charge."

Þetta er Seattle, svo... já.

Einhver þarna úti er hlaupandi um með þjóðsagnakennt sverð

"After remaining 1300 years wedged into a 32-feet high rock in the pleasant little French village of Rocamadour, Durandal, the sword of fabled medieval Knight Roland has reportedly disappeared, and it’s presumed to have been stolen."

Hinn almenni íslendingur er magnlaus af ótta, lekur úr honum saurinn alveg.  En þetta hefði geta verið verra.  Hefði geta verið þjóðsagnakennd ryksuga.

Fögnum tapi Macrons

"This fake World Davos Made in which fat is beautiful, sloth is a virtue, and pedophilia the pinnacle of human love, should have you just a teensy bit anxious.

... it really doesn’t matter this time what political ring-fencing the various commies in France do to freeze out a National Front majority in the French Parliament. The tide has turned against them."

Gaurinn sem tók sverðið þarna tekur við af honum.

Matreiðzluþáttur RFK er ágætur

"Last year Robert Kennedy Jr. texted a photograph to a friend. In the photo RFK Jr. was posing, alongside an unidentified woman, with the barbecued remains of what appears to be a dog. Kennedy told the person, who was traveling to Asia, that he might enjoy a restaurant in Korea that served dog on the menu, suggesting Kennedy had sampled dog. The photo was taken in 2010, according to the digital file’s metadata—the same year he was diagnosed with a dead tapeworm in his brain."

Sniðugt.

Fólk er ekki öruggt í frumskóginum

"A man in Indonesia made a horrific discovery yesterday when he stumbled upon a snake in the jungle - and realised it had tried to eat his wife. ...she was set upon by a gargantuan 30ft-python that sank its teeth into her leg as she trekked along a jungle trail.

Adiansa retrieved a weapon to kill the snake, stabbing a wooden stake through its body and beating it. He called villagers to help cut open its stomach, where they found Siriati's lifeless body."

 

Þannig fór það.  Það stendur ekki hvort þeir átu svo snákinn.

 

Heimsbókmenntirnar eru meira en bara Twilight

Hitt og þetta

Hljómar vel.

Pratchett

Allir hafa gaman af listum

Laxness

Ekki nenna allir að lesa.

Hitabylgja orsakast af stjörnu

Fyrirsagnir geta verið kúnstugar

Íróníuverðlaunin fær....

"...stjórn­mála­maður í Þýskalandi, fékk í dag 16.000 evru sekt fyr­ir notk­un á ein­kunn­ar­orðum nas­ista..." 

Hitler yrði stolur af Þýzka ríkinu.

Talandi um evrópska félagshyggjumenn...

"Protests erupted in several French cities overnight, most particularly in Paris, where thousands gathered. The New Popular Front, which represents a spectrum of left wing parties from the pro-European Union centrists to full-blooded communists has earlier threatened they would “resist” the result if the RN won, and the protests may be the firs throes of that, although given there is a week to run until the second round of the election actually allocates the majority of the seats and decides whether Le Pen’s RN can command a majority in the house or not, perhaps expect more violence next week."

Kommar höndla ekki lýðræðið.

Flórída maðurinn hatar fljúgandi vélmenni

"Dennis Winn, 72, was arrested after he allegedly shot down a Walmart Delivery drone that was making mock deliveries in his neighborhood.

According to Local 12 News, Winn fired shots at the drone because he believed it was watching him.

Winn is being charged with”shooting at an aircraft, criminal mischief with damage over $1,000, and discharging a firearm on public or residential property.”"

Sumir segja að Davos-liðar hafi efni á niggara-forréttindum...

"Forum managers used the N-word around black employees, according to internal complaints obtained by the journal. Black people had been reportedly passed over for promotions or “left out of Davos.”"

Öllum er í raun sama.

WEF liðið er svo Woke að það hatar alla niggara, kvenfólk og ellibelgi og ístruflön og vill senda það lið allt á hinn vestræna heim til þess að valda max tjóni.

Syngið með.

Rússar hafa augastað á Kiev

"For a long period, Kiev was considered more of a Russian city than a Ukrainian one. At least that was the case until June 1934, 90 years ago, when it became the capital of the Ukrainian SSR, replacing Kharkov."

... uhm.  Já.  Byrjuðu þeir ekki einmitt á að segja svipaða hluti um Krím?

Ekki verða hissa.