Raunverulegur og ekta sannleikur

Formaður strafsgreinasambandisns býr víst ekki á Íslandi

"Vil­hjálm­ur Birg­is­son, formaður Starfs­greina­sam­bands­ins vill kalla er­lenda sér­fræðinga til lands­ins til þess að gera út­tekt á því af hverju Ísland sé dýr­asta land í heimi..."

Við erum dáldið að keppa við Sádí Arabíu... en hvað um það.  Hér er allt dýrt vegna hárra skatta.

Og það má ekki lækka skattana, að sögn vegna þess að þá er ekki til peningur í heilbrigðiskerfi, skóla og vegi.

Í raun er ríkið mest bara að stela þessum peningi, með "göfum til úkraníu," einhverju kolefnis-dóti, sem hver heilvita maður er búinn að átta sig á fyrir 10 árum að er ekkert nema openingaþvottur (sem skýrir sjúklegan ótta ríkisins við peningaþvott, þeir stunda svo helvíti mikið af honum sjálfir) og almenna sóun.

Ég meina, auðveldlega fjórðungur alls skattfés sóast í meðförum ríkisins vegna óþarfa fasteigna og mannahalds.

Þetta eru í raun allt aðgengilegar upplýsingar.  Hann getur hreinlega flett þessu upp sjálfur.

Ísraelar komnir í stríð við Líbanon

"The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has said it carried out airstrikes on Hezbollah targets in southern Lebanon on Wednesday. This comes after Defense Minister Yoav Gallant announced “a new phase” of Israel’s war against Hamas in Gaza and pro-Palestinian militants in Lebanon."

Íslenska ríkið iðar í skinninu að fá að fjármagna þetta.

Af hverju gerir íslenska lögreglan þetta ekki?

"That's right. San Francisco's finest are out on the streets dressed in giant chicken costumes to entrap drivers that won't slow down at crosswalks.

Lt. Jonathan Ozol wore a flamboyant, inflatable chicken costume as he attempted to navigate a crosswalk."

Hann var ekki að búa neitt til þegar hann sagðist vera pimp

"Here is a compilation of the alleged abuse by Combs — who has also been known as “Puff Daddy,” “P. Diddy,” “Diddy,” “PD,” and “Love” — according to the indictment.

• Combs “abused, threatened, and coerced women and others around him to fulfill his sexual desires, protect his reputation, and conceal his conduct.”
• Combs, through his business empire, created “a criminal enterprise” whose members engaged in or tried to engage in “sex trafficking, forced labor, kidnapping, arson, bribery, and obstruction of justice,” among other crimes.
• Combs “engaged in persistent and pervasive pattern of abuse toward women and other individuals,” which included “verbal, emotional, physical, and sexual” abuse.
• Combs “manipulated women to participate in highly orchestrated performances of sexual activity with male commercial sex workers.”
• Combs, and others acting at his direction, arranged for women and sex workers to fly to his location, where he “ensured participation from the women” by “obtaining and distributing narcotics to them, controlling their careers, leveraging his financial support and threatening to cut off the same, and using intimidation and violence.”
• Combs “assaulted women” by “striking, punching, dragging, throwing objects at, and kicking them,” and also engaged in “violence” against “employees, witnesses to his abuse, and others.”
• Combs “attempted to bribe” a member of hotel security staff who intervened during a 2016 instance “to ensure silence.” The incident, which was caught on film, showed Combs kicking, dragging, and throwing a vase at a woman.
• Combs used his business and employees to “carry out, facilitate, and cover up his abuse and commercial sex.”

In addition to that, Combs “led a criminal enterprise” called Combs Enterprise, which “existed to facilitate his abuse and exploitation of women, to protect his reputation, and to conceal his conduct,” the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York alleges."

Hann er sko enginn poser.  Keepin' it real.

Þetta á alls ekki eftir að koma í bakið á þeim á neinn hátt, alls ekki

"The Minister of Migration has now announced it will pay up to $34,000 for migrants to return to their home of origin."

Slæm hugmynd.

Betri hugmynd: ekki boga þeim neitt.  Þá fara þeir allir innan mánaðar.

Mest raunverulega og ekta auglýsing frá upphafi alheimsins.

Sprengingar

Ég myndi heldur ekkert bjóða þessum úrkynjuðu sauða-bjánum sem hér ráða ríkjum í þetta

"Ríkisreknar sjónvarpsstöðvar Norðurlanda, að RÚV undanskildu, héldu í síðustu viku sérstakan sjónvarpsviðburð sem sýndur var á öllum stöðvunum. Þátturinn bar titilinn „Svar Norðurlanda við stríði Pútíns“ og sátu utanríkisráðherrar landanna fyrir svörum, auk sérfræðinga og Jens Stoltenberg, framkvæmdastjóra Atlantshafsbandalagsins.

Ríkisútvarpi og utanríkisráðherra Íslands var ekki boðið að taka þátt. Þórdís Kolbrún R. Gylfadóttir, ráðherra, hefur látið mikið til sín taka þegar kemur að innrás Rússa í Úkraínu."

Þórdís osfrv er borderline vangefin, og ekki til svara um neitt.  Það er okkur enn í fersku minni er hún ákvað að stela þinglýstum eignum af fólki til þess að búa til úr þeim "þjóðlendur."

Þar áður hefur hún verið að stuðla að ófriði í löndum sem ég hef ekki komið til og veit mest lítið um.  Hvað það á eiginlega að þýða efast ég um að hún geti útskýrt.

Við verðum að þakka norrænu sjónvarpsstöðvunum fyrir að hindra að Þórdís gerði sig að meira fífli þarna fyrir okkar hönd.

Blindir fá sýn

"The FDA's Breakthrough Device Designation is a program that allows companies to cut through (mountains of) red tape in order to get critical medical technology into the market faster. As of the end of June, only 831 devices had received this designation.

Neuralink is calling this device "Blindsight," because, well, it gives sight to blind people."

Star Trek tækni.

Musk segir það sem aðrir hugsa

"Elon Musk is being investigated after a post made in the wake of the second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump.

In the now-deleted post, made shortly after Sunday’s would-be assassin scare, Musk appeared to question the lack of attempts on the lives of President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris.

“And no one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala,” Musk wrote on X, adding a thinking emoji at the end.

“Well,” he later added in a reply to his own comment before ultimately deleting the post, “one lesson I’ve learned is that just because I say something to a group and they laugh doesn’t mean it’s going to be all that hilarious as a post on X.”

The post, while obviously not a threat, is still attracting the attention of the government."

Demókratarnir eru ekki bara hættulegir, þeir eru vondir.

Á meðan, í Rússlandi:

... ha?

Lítil sprenging

"On Wednesday morning, another explosion rocked the city center of Cologne, this time destroying a clothing store and slightly injuring one person. This follows a similar explosive attack on a dance club on Monday, just a few hundred meters away, according to Mandiner.

Police are investigating a link with the notorious Mocro Mafia, which is based out of the Netherlands.

An African man has died in Germany after detonating an explosive device intended to blow up an Arab-owned restaurant too early."

Ekki alveg Rauðu herdeildirnar, en samt...

Stór sprenging

"An overnight Ukrainian drone attack triggered a massive explosion and large fires in northwestern Russia's Tver region. Is believed the initial drone strike hit an important Russian weapons stockpile.

this could be the largest explosion of the war on Russian territory. There's widespread speculation that it was a missile and ammo storage site."

Það er vídjó.

Málefni líðandi stundar með Lauga.

Stöðugar vinsældir þrælahalds

Ekkert að sjá hér

"Military analyst Elijah Magnier has told Al Jazeera that Hezbollah relies heavily on the so-called pagers to avoid Israel intercepting its members’ communications.

He also suggested that these devices might have been pre-tampered before they were dispersed among Hezbollah members.

“This is not a new system. It has been used in the past,” he said. “So in this case there has been involvement of a third party … to allow access … to remotely activate the explosion,” he said."

Við búum í sæberpönk dystópíu.  Lélegri svoleiðs, meira að segja.

Kanadamenn eru of úrkynjaðir fyrr geimferðir

"As Canada prepares to send an astronaut on the first manned moon mission in more than 50 years, its own military has commissioned a $32,250 report on how space exploration may actually be ‘racist, exploitative, elitist, and environmentally destructive.'"

Jæja.  Engir trannar og barnanauðgarar í geimnum, þá.

GoFundMe óttast ryksugur

"GoFundMe cancels fund for Canadian women charged with armed assault for accidentally spraying neighbor with toy water gun

Consider the GoFundMe campaigns for legal defense for people like Quindarius Zachary, who was charged for committing a drive-by shooting targeting members of a rival gang in Atlanta.

Zachary used a real gun, Washik a water gun, but GoFundMe only canceled one of their legal defense funds."

GoFundMe kemst þá ekki út í geim.

RT er þá áreiðanlegasti fjölmiðillinn

"US tech giant Meta, which owns Facebook and Instagram, has banned several Russian news networks, including RT. Since the escalation of the Ukraine conflict in 2022, Meta has been cooperating with a prohibition on RT imposed by the EU and other individual Western nations.

In a statement on Monday, the company said the deplatforming of the media outlets from its apps is due to “foreign interference activity” and would be implemented globally over the next several days."

Gott að fá það staðfest.

Þrælahald snýr aftur, hægt en örugglega

"... the think tank America 2100, [...] first revealed that the town's population of Haitian migrants exploded by 2,000% over the past two years.

As far as what is visible by residents, they explained the primary reason the Haitians were dumped into the town was because of Fourth Street Foods, a food manufacturer that produces quality frozen food products for the processed foods industrial complex.

Let's remind readers in March, we penned a note titled "How Shadowy Network Of NGOs Supplies Mega-Corporations With Migrants To Exploit Cheap Labor," which is possibly how this entire scheme is being operated. The federal government alone can't possibly plan shelter and transportation arrangements for the migrants."

Auðvitað borða þeir ketti, þeir fá ekki nóg borgað til að kaupa mat.  Ef svo væri, þá þyrfti ekki að flytja þá inn.

Ein frá Mexíkó:

Eitthvað af vitleysu dagsins

Og í rétrri röð líka.

Nazisti reyndi að ráða Trump af dögum

"Ryan Routh was featured in an AZOV propaganda video in 2022. For those unaware, AZOV is a violent, far-right Ukrainian militia with neo-Nazi origins, notorious for its anti-Russian extremism—and supported by the CIA. Yet the media stays silent."

Hann er líka trans aktívisti.

Ríkið var ekki nógu fljótt að eyða öllum gögnum um þennan.

Af öðrum nazistum er helst að frétta:

"Climate change brat and hoaxer Greta Thunberg has expanded her vile rhetoric to Jew-hatred and joined the Hamas-loving pro-Palestine movement in a very public way.

For her vocal affiliation with Jew-hating activities, the organization Stop Antisemitism has named Thunberg its “antisemite of the week.”"

Kennedy vs Hvalur

Nazisti segir upp störfum eftir vanhugsaða rimmu við Musk

"Breton, who spearheaded the bloc’s new draconian censorship law, the Digital Services Act (DSA), claimed that von der Leyen lobbied President Emmanuel Macron’s government in Paris to withdraw his nomination for a second term “for personal reasons” and that she had “in no instance” mentioned this to him."

The price of failure.

Flugan veltir fyrir sér hvernig ofbeldi leftista færist í aukana

"...I also believe it's apparent that two assassination attempts in two months should speak volumes to her and all of those involved in the left-wing media/Democrat party political sphere that fueling the vitriolic hatred in deranged half-wits is itself proving to be a profound threat to the preservation of our democratic republic."

Leftistar.  Ekki bara barnanauðgarar, heldur morðingjar líka.

Rússar stækka herinn

"President Vladimir Putin has signed a decree that officially increases the number of personnel in Russia’s armed forces to almost 2.4 million people, including 1.5 million servicemen."

Öll okkar vandamál eru vegna kommúnisma

Félagsfræðingur vill leysa vandamál sköpuð af kommúnisma með meiri kommúnisma

"Sömuleiðis beinir Viðar sjónum sínum að aukinni skautun sem birtist meðal annars í hatursorðræðu, ótta við ókunnuga, hnífaburði ungmenna og stríðsátökum í heiminum."

"Hatursorðræða" er kommúnista-plott til að stía fólki í sundur og auka á úlfúð.

"Ótti við ókunnuga" er það sem foreldrar venja börn við til þess að þeim sé ekki nauðgað af ókunnugum, þá nær alltaf kommúnistum.

"Hnífaburður ungmenna" er ekki vandamál, nema þú sért pedó sem óttast að vera stunginn í punginn.

"Stríðsæátök í heiminum" gerast *enn sem komið er* í öðrum löndum.

"Sömuleiðis mælist þverrandi öryggiskennd og það sé ágætis mælikvarði á firringu þegar það þurfi að efla löggæslu, sérsveitir, nota rafbyssur, og eftirlitsmyndavélar. Að sögn Viðars eru þetta allt dæmi um aukna firringu samfélagsins."

Þetta er ekki "fyrring samfélagsins," heldur er þetta vísvitandi tilraun ríkisvaldsins til þess að valda ótta.  (Hey, virkaði um daginn.  Hver man ekki eftir bláu læknagrímunum, 2 metra reglunni, sprautunum...)

Nema að sjálfsögðu ríkisvaldið sé í raun og veru svo fyrrt að það telji sig þurfa alla þessa löggæzlu til að vernda sig fyrir almenningi.

Sem gæti verið.

Sæopp eða raunveruleg paranoia yfirvalda?  Veit ekki.  Kemur á sama stað niður.

Eina fólkið sem vill aukna löggæzlu, vopnaðar sérsveitir og myndavélar, er liðið sem fær hvellskitu þegar það sér ryksugu, og felur sig þá undir borði með símann til þess að tilkynna þetta fyrir lögreglu í 14. sinn.

Fólk þarf Haldol, ekki sérsveitir.

"Það ýti frekar undir einstaklingsvæðingu þegar fólk sé í auknum mæli eitt í herbergjunum sínum frekar en að vera með fjölskyldunni fyrir framan sjónvarpið eða matarborðið."

Allt hluti af Glóbalismanum.  Búðu í hylkinu og borðaðu pöddurnar.  Vertu hræddur við einhverja vírusa, vertu með grímu og forðastu annað fólk, sögðu þeir.

Fólk fór eftir því.  Var mikil herferð, man ég.

Stór hluti vandans er að fólk þarf að vinna allan daginn til þess að hafa efni á skattinum, sem er notaður til að magna stríðsátök í heiminum, innflutningi á nauðgurum og eiturefnum frá Sviss, sem er svo dælt niður í Hafnarfirði.

Restinni er svo stolið.

"Alls staðar sem við heyrum er bara krafa um niðurskurð. Niðurskurður, niðurskurður, niðurskurður og hvar er skorið niður? Það er skorið niður á þessum félagslegu þáttum. Það er grafið undan félagslegum stofnunum, það er heilbrigðiskerfi, menntakerfi, félagslegur stuðningur og allt það, vegna þess að það er ekki alveg eins hlutbundið og margt annað,“ segir Viðar."

Viðar er náttúrlega nazisti, og sér því ekki hvað er að því að ríkið reki allt félagslegt á landinu.

Spítalar voru einu sinni reknir með sjúkratryggingum, sem menn ráðu sjálfir hvort þeir borguðu.  ST. Jósefs var rekinn þannig, og rekinn vel, þar til ríkið komst í hann og setti hann á hausinn nær samdægurs.

Fólk afsalaði sér þessu öllu til þess að fá verri vöru fyrir meiri pening, og ríkið tólj því afsali fagnandi tl þess að fjármagna frí í útlöndum, brennivín og stríð í Úkraníu.

"Viðar setur þetta í samhengi við loftslagsbreytingar sem hann segir stóra vandamál heimsbyggðarinnar. Á meðan hnattræn hlýnun ógni öllu lífi á jörðinni þá ógni félagsleg dvínun gæðum þess lífs."

Kolefnistrúarmaður... auðvitað.  Menn þurfa greinilega ekki að vera í neinum tengzlum við raunveruleikann til þess að verða hagfræðiprófessorar.  Spyrjið hann hvernig honum varð við þegar ísbirnirnir dóu út hér um árið.

Talandi um kommúnista...

"Formaður Samfylkingarinnar sakar stjórnvöld um að hækka skatta á ungt fólk og fjölskyldur og að reka ósjálfbæra atvinnustefnu í landinu. Forsætisráðherra segir Samfylkinguna á móti ekki boða neitt annað en skattahækkanir og aukin ríkisútgjöld."

Þau hafa bæði rétt fyrir sér.  Þau eru bæði vanhæf og hinir verstu skúrkar sem munu ekki gera neitt nema illt.

Rússar segjast ætla að fletja Kiev út

"The globalist elites want to approve Western made high precision long range missiles in attacks inside Russia.

Vladimir Putin pointed out that it will take Western intelligence to operate these weapons. The US will not only be providing these long range missiles to fire deep inside Russia but Western intelligence will operate the weapons for Ukraine using Western satellite systems.

Russian officials threatened Western nations with an unchecked escalation of war — including the potential use of nuclear weapons — and the all-out destruction of Kyiv, if Ukraine gets its allies’ permission to use long-range missiles to strike further into Russia."

Vestrænir ráðamenn eru alltaf að pota í Rússana.

Fólk, ekki djúp-hugsandi verur.

Heimurinn hefur breyst síðan 1985

"The US crackdown on Russian media amounts to a declaration of war on free speech, Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova said on Sunday. She described the new sanctions against RT and other news outlets as “repressions unprecedented in scale.”"

Og einmitt þegar við þyrftum mest að fylgjast með hvað rússar hugsa.

Tónleikar Jane's Addiction eru allra peninganna virði

"Navarro was performing a guitar solo onstage while Farrell was screaming into the microphone at the closing of a Jane’s Addiction song, when suddenly the lead singer moved toward the guitarist and began screaming into his face, before elbowing him and appearing to scream “Fuck you.”

Farrell and Navarro then appeared to briefly exchange words, as the singer got in the guitarist’s face, causing him to step back. Farrell then threw a punch, but ended up hitting Navarro’s guitar.

Men who appeared to be crew members, meanwhile, rushed onto the stage to break up the altercation."

Tónleikar og MMA.  Samtímis.  Punk Rock!

Einhver átisti útskýirr ástandið í Úkraníu.

Kommúnistar vilja bara brenna heiminn

Sjáíð þessa fávita

"U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer is expected to urge President Biden on Friday during a visit to Washington to sign off on allowing Ukraine to use long-range European-made cruise missiles to strike targets deep inside Russia, according to U.S. and Western officials.

Canada fully supports Ukraine using long-range weaponry to "prevent and interdict Russia's continued ability to degrade Ukrainian civilian infrastructure", Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said on Friday."

Það sem RÚV "gleymir" alltaf að segja okkur um þetta er að langdrægu eldflaugarnar þurfa *VESTRÆNAN* mannskap til að skjóta þeim.

Þetta væri beinn hernaður NATO við Rússa, ekki óbeinn.

Brazilíska ríkið rænir Elon Musk

"The Brazilian Supreme Court has unblocked the bank accounts of X and Starlink, only to withdraw $3.3 million from them in order to enforce a fine levied against Elon Musk’s social media platform."

Kommar munu komma.

Video nasty.

Kattamatur

"He told us that he was picking up his son last summer, when he noticed the unusual situation. “It was some Africans that stay right next door to my kid’s mother,” he said. “This African dude next door had the damn cat on the grill.”

We then identified the home by matching it to the visuals in the video and cross-referencing them with the eyewitness. When we knocked on the door of the first unit, a family answered, telling us they were from the Democratic Republic of the Congo and that all of the surrounding units were occupied by other African migrants."

Ks ks.

Lest keyrir á skriðdreka

"The semi-truck, which appeared to be carrying an M109 Paladin Howitzer, was crossing the train tracks in Goose Creek on Thursday afternoon when it was struck, Fox News reported."

Það er vídjó.

Nútíma vandamál hitta nútíma lausnir.

Hlæjum að kynþáttahyggju-kommúnista

"Robin DiAngelo has issued a statement denouncing our film. She claims that the movie is “designed to humiliate and discredit anti-racist educators and activists.” She couldn’t be more correct in that assessment. Thank you, Robin!"

Það er vídjó.

Vélmenni

Kaninn ætlar að koma sér í meiri vandræði

"We are told in the article that "Seal Team 6, the clandestine US Navy commando unit that killed Osama bin Laden in 2011, has been training for missions to help Taiwan if it is invaded by China, according to people familiar with the preparations.""

Fjör.

Hættan er alltaf sú að ofbeldismenn verði skotnir

"A Palestinian supporter was shot Thursday evening after violently attacking a pro-Israel Iraq War veteran during a protest in Newton, Massachusetts."

Æ-æ.  Það verður erfiðara fyrir hann að nauðga börnum núna.

Rússar hafa sérhæft skopskyn

"Moscow, which considers the Ukraine conflict to be a US-led proxy war against Russia, has organized an exhibition of captured NATO military hardware. The Russian Defense Ministry regularly showcases successful strikes against Western armaments in the context of the Ukraine conflict.

According to Oryx, an open-source analytical center, Kiev has lost at least 14 M1A1 Abrams tanks, 103 M2A2 Bradley infantry fighting vehicles, 141 M113 armored personnel carriers, 97 M777A2 howitzers, and hundreds of pieces of other heavy weaponry."

Lesið fyrisögnina.

Community notes strikes again.

Ranma Ranma...

"This Kamala supporter magically turned back into a man when he was triggered by questions"

Það er vídjó...

Ef það eru ekki flakkarar eru það vélmenni

"New York City is becoming a boomtown for the robot business as companies are developing and using them to provide massages, install roof shingles, automate medical testing and much more.

The company eliminates the manual labor, like pipetting, involved in conducting experiments and testing lab samples, so scientists are freed up for more high-level work.

The price of the robots starts at $10,000. With the advent of AI tools like ChatGPT, researchers can use Opentrons AI software to write prompts for robots in plain language — like requesting to run a COVID test — and the machine handles the rest."

Næst stofna vélmennin Kraftwerk cover bannd.

Kettir eru umræðuefni núna

Kettinir eru ekki óhultir lengur

"YouTuber Tyler Oliveira traveled to Springfield, Ohio to investigate the rumors of Haitians eating ducks, geese, and cats.

The answers from the citizens were shocking. Numerous locals accused the Haitians of eating the cats. One man said the cat lady down the street used to have 50 cats and “now she’s lucky if she has five.”"

Þetta er fyndnasta frétt vikunnar.

Lélegustu ilmkerti ever

"A mother was shocked when her 9-year-old daughter went to sniff a candle at Dollar Tree and ended up pouring a candle full of urine on herself."

Étthvað að gerast á sólinni, til tilbreytingar

"he average number of sunspots reached 215.5 in August, according to the Solar Influences Data Analysis Center at the Royal Observatory in Belgium. It’s the highest number since Sept.-Dec. 2001, according to SpaceWeather.com. July’s total was 196.5. Last month, NOAA’s Space Weather Prediction Center issued a preliminary statement that solar activity is at its highest since March 2001."

Ég veit ekkert hvað þetta þýðir.  Sennilega ekkert.

Biden styður Trump núna

"US President Joe Biden was filmed trying on one of Donald Trump’s campaign hats at a 9/11 memorial event in Pennsylvania on Wednesday. The White House said that Biden wore his two-time opponent’s headgear in a gesture of “bipartisan unity.”"

Appelsínuguli maðurinn dáleiðir.

Making a list, checking it twice...

"The actress Kathy Griffin has claimed that Donald Trump is preparing to crack down against comedians and pick them off “one by one” if he wins in November.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Griffin insisted that Trump had prepared a “list” and would target her and many others as a result.

She did not specify exactly how Trump intends to punish them.

“He’s going to pick us off, one by one, like bowling pins, and I’m not kidding, and I’m not being paranoid,” the 63-year-old said."

Einmitt.  Einmitt.

Ungfrí Sviss maukuð

"A former Miss Switzerland finalist was strangled and savagely dismembered by her husband, who then “pureed” her remains in a blender, Swiss officials revealed."

Boozt?

Hvers vegna eru kommar allir pedóar?

Menn eru eitthvað að væflast út á sporbaug núna

Indverskar fréttir eru mjög dramatískar.

Já... svona er þetta bara.

Kamala segir ekki satt orð

"Here are 21 false claims and hoaxes that Harris uttered on live television, in front of millions of Americans:

1. “Very fine people” hoax..."

og svo framvegis.

Þessi er í framboði til valdamesta embættis á jörðinni, fólk.

Að öðru leiti var þetta frekar slappt.

Breski herinn þarf að þjálfa úkraníumenn

"The British military has taught so many Ukrainian soldiers its own Army has struggled to get vital exercise time on its own training facilities, a government report has found. The National Audit Office (NAO), the UK-government funded autonomous value for money assessor also found the sheer volume of equipment donated to Ukraine from UK stocks will cost billions to replace and take years to source."

Kannski er núna rétti tíminn fyrir Vestmannaeyjar að gera innrás í Brteland, og leggja það undir okkur?

Hlutir eru fljótir að verða að svona landmarki

"This stranded truck has become a city landmark now with its own Google Maps pin, a new report from Jalopnik says.

But the fun could be short-lived. The truck was reported abandoned recently and city officials warned the owner via an orange sticker that it would be towed if not moved."

Fyndið á meðan það endist.

Þetta lofar ... góðu? Jæja...

"The annual NATO Saber Junction land warfare exercise is being held in Bavaria until September 19th. The joint exercise will have 4,300 troops, mostly from the U.S. (of course) but also include troops from Albania, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Croatia, Georgia, Italy, Lithuania, Montenegro, Moldova, North Macedonia, and the United Kingdom.

This year's theme is "fighting the Russians"!"

1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for?

Það styttist í að hver sem er geti fari út í geim

"Polaris Dawn, which will also attempt to conduct the first-ever private spacewalk, was launched atop a SpaceX Falcon from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center."

Fyst fer einhver milli út í geim, bara að  spóka sig meðal stjarnanna, svo egtum við öll farið í go-cart á Mars.  Á Teslum.

Kisa er æt

Haitimenn eru eins og engisprettur

"The city of Springfield, Ohio - population 60,000, has been overwhelmed by roughly 20,000 Haitian illegal migrants, who flocked to the city - exacerbating a 'significant housing crisis' according to city officials, and eating pets and wildlife according to locals."

Þetta var platað inná fólk.

Þessi fyrirsögn:

"Chinese Spy Lover Eric Swalwell Has a Complete Meltdown on the House Hearing Over Trump Cat Memes"

Katta-mím, já?

"Democrat Congressman Eric Swalwell went on a fiery rant during a House Judiciary Committee hearing over memes featuring President Trump hugging ducks and kittens.

Residents recounted disturbing stories, like witnessing immigrants “grabbing up ducks by their necks, decapitating them,” and a horrifying incident where a cat was reportedly hung from a tree branch and carved up.

These alarming stories prompted a wave of online memes mocking the Biden-Harris administration’s failure to protect not just American citizens, but even animals."

Gerðu heimskulega hluti, fáðu fyndin mím.

Ekki meira ókeypis Playstation fyrir Úkraniu

"The Japanese company waived subscription fees for Ukraine in March 2022, as an expression of support for Kiev in its conflict with Moscow, while suspending services and support in Russia.

“We want to inform you that your free access to PlayStation Plus will end in November 2024,” said a note sent out to Ukrainian users by Sony on Tuesday.

The special program has ended, but subscribers have been issued a 30-day voucher for September and will be given another for October, Sony said. As of November 7, users will be returned to their previous subscription plan at the same price."

Ekki meira Mario kart, bara stríð.

Doritos gerir mýs gegnsæar

"A food dye that helps give certain sodas and snacks their hallmark orange hue renders mouse skin almost completely see-through in a reversible, potentially non-toxic research method that could transform medical and scientific imaging. Because of a counterintuitive fundamental physics principle, Tartrazine, also known as Yellow 5, can temporarily turn biological tissue transparent to the naked eye, as described in a study published September 5 in the journal Science."

Sniðugt. Prófum þetta.

Þetta er að gefa jafn vel og Alec Baldwin.

Musk bendir á að ástandið gæti verið verra

"Billionaire Vinod Khosla, founder of Khosla Ventures, quickly chimed in on social media, lambasting conservative Senator JD Vance for amplifying these allegations.

“Weird. JD Vance repeats baseless claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets as Ohio officials say there is no evidence,” Khosla tweeted.

But Elon Musk was not having it and fired back with a bombshell tweet.

“Could be worse, I suppose…” Musk wrote, attaching an article about violent cannibal gangs in Haiti who have allegedly been “eating people they’ve killed” in the streets."

Kommarnir vilja að Hætímenn borði kettina og múslimar nauðgi börnunum eftir að barnageldarar skera kynfærin af þeim.

Kæmi mér ekki á óvart að kommarnir þrái ekkert heitar en að vera étnir.

Eitthvað allt annað.

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