Á meðan, á Írlandi

Írar mótmæla

"Huge crowds carrying signs with messages such as “Irish Lives Matter”, “Ireland for the Irish”, and “Ireland is Full” took to the streets of the Irish capital on Saturday in a protest coinciding with the anniversary of the 1916 Easter Rising, which marked the start of the armed conflict against British rule over the island."

Kommúnistar óttast Conor McGregor.

Spæta herjar á bæinn

"A frisky bird weathering mating season has taken aim at dozens of cars in a Massachusetts town — leaving residents shielding their vehicles from the feathered menace's sharp beak, according to reports.

The pesky two-month mystery behind at least 25 punctured and shattered sideview mirrors and windshields in Rockport was recently cracked when a local caught the pileated woodpecker in the act."

Öflugt kvikyndi.

Rússar hafa náð Kúrks aftur

"The final fight was for the village of Gornal, which lies on the Ukrainian border. Fighting on the vicinity of the settlement became fierce earlier this month, and the tide was definitely in Moscow forces' favor after the capture of a key monastery complex. Russian forces accused the Ukrainian army of using the monastery as a military forward operating position."

Auðvitað.

Niðurgangur menntakerfisins fullkomnaður

"KÍ fagnar því að horft sér sérstaklega til framhaldsskóla í þessu sambandi en bendir á að ef flétta á kynja- og jafnréttisfræði inn í alla kennslu og starfsemi skóla verður efnið að vera hluti kennaranáms, starfsþróunar og alls þess náms sem starfsfólki í framhaldsskólum stendur til boða. Er lagt til að mikilvægt sé að í hverjum framhaldsskóla sé skilgreint stöðuhlutfall sérstaks jafnréttisfulltrúa."

Þetta hljómar eins og úrkynjað kommúnista bullshit.

Sjálfseyðing vesturlanda í boði vestrænna yfirvalda stendur sem hæst

Útlendir menn grunaðir um allar hópnauðganir

"Af þeim sex hópnauðgun­um sem hafa verið kærðar á ár­inu eru grunaðir gerend­ur er­lend­ir rík­is­borg­ar­ar í þrem­ur til­vik­um og menn með ís­lensk­an rík­is­borg­ara­rétt grunaðir í hinum þrem­ur til­vik­un­um."

Ahem...

"Ef litið er á öll kyn­ferðis­brot, ekki bara hópnauðgan­ir, þá er 71% grunaðra gerenda það sem af er ári Íslend­ing­ar."

Lagaglega skilið, vegna þess að þeir hafa ríkisborgararétt.  Annars hétu þeir örugglega allir Mohammad.

Yeah right...

"Jeffrey Epstein's most prominent victim, Virginia Giuffre, died by suicide on Thursday according to her family - weeks after she said she had 'days to live' and was in renal failure following a collision with a bus."

Efasemdir.

Keyptuði hlut í Tesla á meðan það var í lægð?

"After reaching all time highs in the wake of Trump’s landslide election victory, Tesla stock has fallen significantly since the start of 2025 when it reached a valuation well north of $1 trillion.

Yet the stock has come roaring back over the past week, surging 25 percent following the release of the company’s first quarter earnings."

Demókratar hóta að sniðganga El Salvador nema þeir fái fleiri glæpamenn frá þeim

"Democrats are threatening El Salvadorans’ small economy because they want the government to return one of its deported citizens — Kilmar Abrego Garcia — back to the United States, despite the man’s lurid history of wife beating, migrant smuggling, and links to the MS-13 murder gang."

... ha?

Þetta var fyndið

"Víctor Sáez is a socialist, gay councilor in Murcia in SE Spain. He went into a kebab restaurant & was called a f**king f****t & then was brutally attacked by the staff. He was taken to hospital.

It is the socialists that are most keen on Islamic immigration.

What an own goal."

Hann gerði þetta við sjálfan sig.

Stríð & enginn friður

Að hafna friðarsamningum voru mistök

"While in the Oval Office sitting across from Norway’s prime minister Jonas Gahr Støre, Trump was asked what concessions Russia has "offered up thus far to get to the point where you’re closer to peace." He quipped somewhat sarcastically, "Stopping the war, stopping from taking the whole country" — which he called a "pretty big concession.""

Það eina sem Rússar þurfa er tími, og Zelenski er meira en fús til þess að veita þeim tíma.

Hryðjuverkasamtökin WHO neyðast til þess að segja upp fólki

"In addition to praising Beijing for its response to Covid, recommending against travel restrictions over "stigma," flip-flopping on the use of masks during the pandemic and claiming asymptomatic spread of COVID was 'highly unlikely', the WHO halted a 2020 study on the effect of Hydroxychloroquine on coronavirus."

Gott á þá.

The Guardian varar við háskalegum hægri-öfgum

"The type of woman these commentators valorize is thin, straight, fertile, traditionally feminine, conventionally attractive to men and white - though they try to avoid overt racism..."

Félaghyggju idealið er forljótur samkynhneigður og geldur offitusjúklingur á eiturlyfjum.

Íslenskur pólitíkus böstaður í útlandinu

"Nemandinn sem grunaður er um að hafa stungið skólasystur sína til bana í Nantes í Frakklandi í dag er sagður hafa lýst yfir dýrkun á hugmyndum Adolfs Hitler."

Ég meina, fjölmiðlarnir eru meira og minna hallir undir ríkið, sem stýður hryðkjuverkasamtök sem hafa eyðingu gyðinga á stefnuskránni. 
Allir pólitíkusar hér vilja meira og minna ganga í Sameinaða Evrópu (TM) undir dyggri stjórn Þjóðverja. 
Stjórnin er að vinna að því leynt og ljóst að knésetja atvinnulífið til þess að sölsa undir sig atvinnutækin, og hefur verið að hafa í frami tilburði til að stunda þöggun og ritskoðun.  Meðal annars hyggjast þeir styrkja lögregluna til þess að ofsækja almenning, ef hann er með einjhverjar andfasískar hugmyndir - semssagt: hægri-öfgar.

Meira?

En aftur að fréttinni: "Hann sendi samnemendum sínum tölvupóst skömmu fyrir árásina þar sem hann segir hnattvæðingu spilla mannkyninu."

Hann hefur þar nokkuð til síns máls.

Venezuela notar glæpagengi til að herja á USA

"The FBI has said that Venezuelan officials are "likely using" members of the Tren de Aragua gang in order to destabilize the United States as well as other countries, according to a new report from Fox News. This comes after President Donald Trump has said that the government of Venezuela has purposefully been sending the terrorist gang members into the US."

Væri ekki í fyrsta sinn.

Okkar ríki er að gera þetta við sjálft sig.

Það er komið sumar

Áhrif af stefnu Trumps

"... with nothing to lose, the 2nd term president has started off on a path of doing something, and while nobody knows where and how it all ends, we have some good news: it is starting to bear fruit, in the form of a huge surge in customs revenues.

According to today's Daily Treasury Statement, on April 22, the US collected a record $11.7 billion in "customs and certain excise taxes"..."

Og fólk öskrar: Nei!  Ekki laga ástandið!  Við viljum hafa þetta svona!

Fólk er vitlaust.

Þeir halda áfram að gera það sem þeir lofuðu

"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced sweeping reforms to address the catastrophic fallout from the Biden administration’s unlawful COVID-19 vaccine mandate.

Speaking with the conviction of a leader determined to rebuild trust, Hegseth outlined the Department of Defense’s (DOD) aggressive efforts to reinstate service members and veterans who were unfairly punished for standing by their principles."

Skoðum afrek Íslensku stjórnarinnar á sama tíma:

Beinn fjárstuðningur við Hamas, einhverja stríðsherra í Úkraníu, meiriháttar fjársvik að minnsta kosti 3 mismunandi aðila, einn af þeim er frægasti pedófíll Íslandssögunnar, tilraun til þess að gera útgerðina gjaldþrota, hótanir um að gera fiskeldi gjaldþrota, skattahækkanir á hjón...

Svo við rennum bara yfor það mest áberandi. 

Hehehe

"CNN Dweeb Donie O'Sullivan: To the people - and I'm sure you see this online every single day - who say you don't deserve to be here because you're not a real journalist, what's your response to them?

Winters: Well, I'm pretty sure the group of people in there spent -what was it, 4 years? -covering for someone who was, essentially, dead - and that's being charitable in my description of him - a president by the name of Joe Biden. So to all those people who are apoplectic over having new media voices, you guys failed and that's why we're here."

Hvernig gengur CNN núna?

Indverjar og Pakistanar rífast

"India has revoked the visas of all Pakistanis in the country and has ordered them to leave by April 27.

ndian nationals are strongly advised to avoid travelling to Pakistan. Those Indian nationals currently in Pakistan are also advised to return to India at the earliest."

Það var og.

Fundur dregur út týndleika horfins manns

Eitt sinn hvarf hann út á engi

týndist þar en ekki lengi

ekkert um það svosem að segja

svo ég ætla bara að þegja.

Svíar hafa náð merkum áfanga

"According to data from early 2025, Sweden has reported 32 murders just in the first 110 days of the year. By comparison, El Salvador, after a massive anti-gang crackdown led by President Bukele, has reported only 20. That means Sweden now has over 50% more murders than the former gang warzone."

Bukele er til fyrirmyndar.  Þeir sem stjórna í Svíþjóð, ekki svo mjög.

Kaninn hyggst banna gervi-litarefni

"Today, the FDA is taking action to remove petroleum-based food dyes from the U.S. food supply and from medications."

Enga olíu í matnum.

Bretar hyggjast skemma náttúruna til að vernda veðrið... eða eitthvað

"UK scientists are to launch outdoor geoengineering experiments as part of a £50m government-funded programme.

Most geoengineering proposals aim to block sunlight reaching the Earth's surface, for example by launching clouds of reflective particles into the atmosphere or using seawater sprays to make clouds brighter."

Það er eitthvað meira en lítið að þessum gaurum.

Zelensky vill sitt stríð, hvað sem hverjum finnst

"Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has rejected the peace deal framework reportedly proposed by the Trump administration of freezing the lines of the conflict and recognising Crimea as Russian territory."

OK.  Hann um það.  Allir aðrir ætti að forða sér sem lengst frá þessu.

Rússum finnst lítið til Evrópu koma

"Western Europe remains stuck in nostalgia. Its politicians are not building tomorrow but clinging to yesterday’s comforts. The continent’s political imagination seems limited to one goal: Maintaining the status quo of a world that no longer exists.

In the East, Hungary and Slovakia have had enough. Years of lectures from Brussels on LGBT rights and liberal values have created deep resentment. They now speak openly of aligning with Russia or China. Spain and Italy, meanwhile, are refusing to see Moscow as a threat. Italian PM Giorgia Meloni deals with Washington bilaterally and doesn’t pretend to represent broader European interests."

Það er svona að vera bjáni.

Lúði vikunnar fundinn.

Það gýs í sumar

Jú víst

"Spurð út í þess­ar hug­mynd­ir svar­ar Þor­gerður Katrín:

„Ísland hef­ur, al­veg eins og aðrar Norður­landaþjóðir og lang­flest­ar NATO-þjóðir, und­ir­strikað að það sé Úkraínu­manna að ákveða hvort þeir gangi í NATO og það eigi alls ekki að slá þá hug­mynd af borðinu.“"

NATO við landamæri Rússlands er uppspretta allra vandamála á núverandi landamærum Úkraníu.  Hvers vegna veit hún það ekki?

Gaurinn sem tekur við af Klaus Schwab er krípí

"He last made headlines when he declared that access to clean water was not a "human right" and that access to tap water should be controlled by corporations."

Ehh... ha?

Lesbíuklám ritskoðað, allir í fýlu

"In the The Last of Us Part II video game, upon which season two of the TV version is based, the characters of Ellie (Bella Ramsey) and Diana (Isabela Merced) are seen having sexual relations. But gay activists were chagrined this week when the appropriate time in the plot came and went in the TV broadcast and no sex scene was included.

Despite the fears of LGBTQ activists, though, season two co-star Isabela Merced has insisted that there is a lot of LGBTQ representation in this season and promised that “the gays are going to be fed.”"

Nóg komið af þessu.

Fertug kelling ærir ríkið því hún nær ekki inngönguskilyrðum til þess að komast í sérsveitina

"A 41-year-old Long Island attorney is taking the U.S. Navy to federal court after claiming recruiters deliberately dragged their feet on her application to become the first female Navy SEAL — until it was too late."

Hún hefði bara slasað sig hvort eð er.

Ýmislegt má reyna

"According to the New York Times, the White House has been mulling over a number of different ideas in order to increase marriage and birth rates. One would be a $5,000 "baby bonus" to every mother after they have a child. Another proposal would reserve around 30 percent of the Fulbright scholarship program to people who are married or have children."

Afleggið feminisma og allt sem honum tengist, og þetta lagast fljótt af sjálfu sér.

Hvað er að ske í dag?

Facebook.

Í Kína gengur ekki eins vel og menn vona

"The problem for Chinese manufacturers is not just the tariffs but the uncertainty of timing and sudden changes to policy.  They say no one is willing to make a big move on production or shipments until the trade landscape becomes more predictable.  This means most Chinese factories are frozen in stasis.

China has been suffering from a deflationary crisis since 2023.  An uptick in exports during the pandemic was offset by the CCP's draconian lockdowns.  This was, essentially, fiscal suicide on the part of the government and China has been struggling ever since.  Their property market has imploded, partially due to overbuilding through government subsidized infrastructure programs that flooded the market with poorly constructed homes and buildings that were then left to rot.  Corporate defaults have run rampant and left investors with nothing."

Þeir gerðu það við sig sjálfir.

Kína er samt framar í tækninni en Evrópa

"China showcased more than 20 bipedal robots lin Beijing’s Yizhuang tech district on Saturday to compete in what was billed as the world’s first humanoid half-marathon.

The event drew teams from Chinese universities and tech firms eager to demonstrate the country’s progress in humanoid robotics, a sector where the Chinese Communist Party is aggressively trying to close the gap with the United States, which continues to lead in cutting-edge models."

Evrópa hefur bara reglugerðir, enga tækni.  Evrópa eru mongólíti heimsins.

Menn með framsæknar og áhugaverðar hugmyndir

"A Southern California mayor is under fire for wanting to eliminate his city’s homeless population by giving them “all the fentanyl they want” — a shocking remark he reinforced by calling for a federal “purge.”"

Talibanarnir hreinsa bara rónana til og þvinga þá til að vinna.

Uppljóstrað um glæpi

"LONSDALE: […] entitlements have lots of fraud too, probably. But I’ve been a little bit shocked.

I knew there was waste, but there seems like a lot of scams they’re finding. It’s like a lot more scams, I guess, than I even knew.

THIEL: I think there were scams. I think the nonprofit stuff is…

LONSDALE: The NGO stuff is out of control.

THIEL: Is really out of control. It’s sort of like… I don’t know.

It’s sort of like virtue signaling is a sign that you’re doing something evil. And so much of this left-wing philanthropy nonprofit world, I think it was just a cover for borderline criminal activity.

Thiel went on to say actions have consequences, “And one of the people who looked at this a lot thinks you could just prosecute these people for fraud. Something like this is what Oliver North was prosecuted for in the Iran-Contra scandal in the 80s, was he mischaracterized the money and he mislabeled it. And it was accused of defrauding the government."

Svosem vitað allan tímann.

Páskar

Trúðaheimur.  Þið bjugguð hann til.

Leynilegur kafbátafloti Kína finnst

"Naval analyst Alex Luck noted that Google Earth recently updated satellite imagery of China's Qingdao First Submarine Base on the eastern coast. The images reveal at least six submarines docked near a pier, with one additional submarine visible in a drydock, per Luck's observations.

The analyst observed that five of the nuclear-powered submarines captured in the imagery were equipped with conventional armaments."

Gaman.

Internet húmor

Tren de Aragua eru í miklu uppáhalda hjá Demókrötum núna

"Longtime Doña Ana County Magistrate Judge Joel Cano — a Democrat and former police officer — abruptly resigned after federal agents arrested an alleged member of the violent Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang at a residence he owns."

Sækjast sér um líkir.

Ég skil þessa menn ekki.

Gaur hugðist sprengja djöfladýrkendur

"Luke Terpstra, 30, traveled to Salem with bombs and firearms in September 2023 “because he wanted to destroy the Satanic Temple by setting it on fire,” according to the plea agreement."

Trúarhiti.

NATO hætti með úrkynjað málfar

"”Everyone knows that the worst thing you can do is present it as a diversity issue,” one of the officials said. “It’s not a woke agenda, it’s part of a military agenda, and now more people are pricking up their ears to make sure it is spoken about in military terms.”

The fight against “woke policies,” such as the promotion of gender reassignment treatment among minors, was a key part of Trump’s presidential campaign. He has signed multiple executive orders rolling back DEI initiatives since taking office."

Marxæiskt bullshit á ekkert heima í vestrænum her.

Ekkert má

"this Florida woman, 52-year-old Kymberlee Schopper of Deltona, seems to honestly have had no idea it was illegal to sell human bones in Florida. She had been selling them at her store, Wicked Wonderland, for quite some time before police caught on.

In the year to follow, several of the bones were examined by experts, who found the following:

• The confiscated cranium belonged to an adult man and was likely an archaeological find.

• One skull fragment came from the right parietal bone and was likely an archaeological find.

• The cervical vertebra may have been part of an anatomical model due to its condition and "uniform brown coloration."

• A sample taken from one of the bones revealed it could be over 100 years old.

• Another bone sample suggested an age of over 500 years."

Þess vegna er meirihluta bandaræikjamanna sama um smá tolla-stríð

"The Federal Reserve also has some insight of how much one needs to own in each wealth band.

From their last analysis in 2022, households with less than $192,000 were the bottom 50% of the country. This band also had a higher concentration Black or Hispanic families without a bachelor’s degree.

On the other hand, to be in the top 10% (not pictured in this graphic), a household needed at least $1.92 million in 2022. Asian and White families with at least a bachelor’s degree were overrepresented here.

To find out the threshold for the top 1%, a different source, DQYDJ, estimated $13.7 million as the minimum household wealth. It takes $62 million for a household’s net worth to be in the top 0.1%."

Kóvitleysan gerði megnið af þessu, og hratt.  Venjulegt fólk þarf að hafa efni á húsnæði.  Það er ekkert hægt að lifa bara af ríkinu, eins og ríkið vill.

Maðurinn býður útskýringar:

Brezka lögreglan fer í úrkynjunarþjálfun

Framtíð íslensku lögreglunnar

"One of Britain’s largest police forces is mandating “equity training” for officers, focusing on “white privilege”, “micro-aggressions” and the distinction between “non-racist versus anti-racist.”

Now the rest of the force is being put through the “equity training,” which according to an independent review of the case “can often be seen as demonising white people and therefore building barriers to the learning.”"

Heilaþvottur, svo þeir fari nú ekki að handtaka glæpamenn.

Hvernig var það...

Jú, 90% af hryðjuverkum eru framin af Múslimum, 10% af kommúnistum, og lögreglan vill eltast við "hægri öfgamenn."

Kaninn vill ekki selja Kínverjum mikilvægan tölvuvarning

"China used the H20 to create DeepSeek, a new artificial intelligence (AI) that rattled world markets when it was introduced late last year because it offered high-level performance at a fraction of the price. According to its creators, one reason DeepSeek was developed so cheaply was that its physical architecture employed those inexpensive Nvidia chips."

Menn vilja ekki græja óvininn upp.

Úff

Menn þykjast vera með tímavél í höndunum

"“Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity,” he stated, without elaborating. Later in his speech, Kratsios insisted that overcoming the “sclerosis of the state” would enable Americans to achieve “scientific discoveries that will bend time and space, make more with less, and drive us further into the endless frontier.”"

Einmitt.

Þingmaður fer til útlanda til þess að ná í útlendan narco-krimma

"Maryland Senator Chris Van Hollen actually traveled to El Salvador in an attempt to free and bring back to America former illegal Salvadoran immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia..."

...?

Var ekki nóg af ofbeldisfullum krimmum í USA nú þegar?

4Chan verður sárt saknað

RFK hefur gert uppgötvun

"RFK just announced the findings of a new CDC survey on autism, and the numbers will blow your mind.

This is part of an unrelenting upward trend.

The prevalence two years ago was one in 36. Since the first ADDM report ... which was 1992 births, autism has increased by a factor of 4.8 -- that's 480%, I believe."

Línan fer upp.  Bóluefni?   Sennilega.  Niðurtaðan er alltaf: 4Chan.

Moskva skynjar framgang Nazismans í Evrópu

"On Monday, the bloc’s foreign policy chief, Kaja Kallas, warned the leaders of EU members and candidate states against taking part in the event in the Russian capital on May 9. British daily The Telegraph later wrote that candidate states such as Serbia could be barred from joining the bloc if their leaders attend the Victory Day celebrations.

“If this is true, then Euro-Nazism is being reborn before our eyes,” Zakharova wrote on Telegram, citing the article."

Þetta er víst eitthvað hita-mál

Rússar eru í þessum töluðum orðum að berjast við mjög svo raunverulega Nazista.

Trannar eru ekki konur

"Campaigners have hailed the “death” of self-identification as the UK Supreme Court in Westminster ruled on Wednesday morning that the UK’s Equality Act 2010 refers to “biological women and biological sex”.

The court has ruled: “The definition of sex in the Equality Act 2010 makes clear that the concept of sex is binary, a person is either a woman or a man.”"

RÚV var í miklu áfalli yfir þessu.

Austuríkismenn eru að lifa drauminn

"Nearly half of all crime suspects in Austria last year were foreign nationals, even though they represent just 20% of the population, according to the 2024 criminal police report. This stark disparity has reignited fierce political debate over migration and its broader impact on Austrian society.

Out of 335,911 suspects investigated for criminal offenses, 46.8% were non-Austrian, with the largest contingents hailing from Romania, Germany, and Syria..."

Ef þú vilt ekki að útlendingur nauðgi dóttur þinni ertu rasisti.

Ahem...

Krakkar styðja Trump. Krakkar eiga engan pening.

"Young voters aged 18 to 21 are leaning more heavily toward the Republican Party than their slightly older peers, according to a new Yale Youth Poll released this week.

The survey, conducted between April 1 and April 3 among 4,100 registered voters, found that voters aged 18 to 21 favor Republicans by a margin of 11.7 points when asked who they would support in the 2026 congressional elections. In contrast, voters aged 22 to 29 favored Democrats by 6.4 points, revealing a significant split among the youngest generation of voters.

The findings indicate a notable political shift, as younger voters have historically been a reliable base of support for Democrats. However, the poll suggests that Generation Z, particularly those shaped by the COVID-19 pandemic during their formative years, are developing more right-leaning views on several key cultural and political issues."

Þegar valið er:

"Leggjum undir okkur Kanada & Grænland"

eða:

"Skerum kynfærin af okkur og AAAAAAAARRRGH!"

þá sér unglingurinn betri leiðina.