Geim-risaeðlur inni í tunglinu

Það hefði alveg verið hægt að ná þessu friðsamlega.  Og það hefði alveg virkað, ólíkt þessari aðferð.

Rússneski flotinn er í Karíbahafinu

"The Biden administration is monitoring Four Russian warships, including a nuclear-powered submarine, are currently stationed just 200 miles off the coast of Florida as part of a planned military exercise. The fleet, which arrived in Havana Bay, Cuba on Wednesday, consists of a frigate, a Yasen-class nuclear-powered cruise missile submarine, an oil tanker, and a rescue tug."

Le Pen ætlar að henda hættulegum undirróðursmönnum úr landi

"National Rally leader Marine Le Pen has vowed to shut down radical mosques and deport Islamists with dual nationality in her first major speech after winning the EU elections in France."

Byrjar vel.

Áramhaldandi ævintýri Ésú

"Experts in Germany have uncovered a deciphered manuscript that has been determined to be the oldest record of Jesus Christ’s childhood.

The two experts said in a news release the papyrus contains anecdotes not found in the Bible but one that would have been available and shared during the Middle Ages. The words on the document reveal a remarkable miracle Jesus performed as a child, where he brought clay figures of birds to life.

In the Gospel of Thomas story, a five-year-old Jesus is playing in a stream while molding 12 sparrows out of soft clay in the riverbed mud. But when his father, Joseph, sees what he is doing, he scolds Jesus and demands to know why he is molding clay on the Sabbath."

Testament 2.

Nauðgunarregnboginn skemmdur aftur

"The infamous Spokane LGBTQ Pride crosswalk was vandalized again on Tuesday, this time with paint. The new incident occurred less than a week after three teenagers were charged with felonies for riding scooters over the Pride crosswalk, painted in the street, and leaving skid marks on it."

"Q" stendur fyrir barnaníð, og svarta línan fyrir náriðla.

Belja drepur verkamann

"A 28-year-old New York farm worker has died after being charged by an aggressive cow while tending to a newborn calf, officials said."

Harvard segir að það séu Geimverur inni í tunglinu

"The study by Harvard University’s Human Flourishing program further puts forward the idea that UFOs, or unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), may be spaceships visiting their Earth-based alien friends.

These could be disguising themselves as humans to fit in, may have come from Earth’s future or might have descended from intelligent dinosaurs."

Geim-risaeðlur inni í tunglinu.  Gott stoff.

Að minnsta kosti fimmtungur þýðisins

Þetta er Cass skýrzlan.

Áður en hún kom út, þá sá fólk ekkert athugavert við að gefa börnum þroskaheftandi eitur, til þess að kryppla þau fyrir lífstíð, og skera svo af þein kynfærin.

Cass skýrzlan gefur í skyn að það sé ekkert góð hugmynd, og eftir að hún kom út hefur mikið dregið úr áhuga fólks a að limlesta börn.

Hvers vegna fólk gat ekki bara séð það a priori að það væri slæm hugmynd að kryppla börn fyrir lífstíð segir okkur hverskyns bjánar venjulegt fólk er.

Annað mál sem uplýsir okkur um hverslags skýjaglópar venjulegt fólk er, er allt þetta tal um sjókvíaeldi.

Og reyndar fiskiðnað almennt, ef út í það er farið. 

Samkvæmt háværustu röddum, þá mun sjókvíaeldið vera algerlega ótengt öllu kerfinu á íslandi, þeir sem við það vinna borga engan skatt, né greiða eigendurnir útsvar.

Sama fólk virðist halda að útgerðin eigi engar eignir á landi, og hafi ekkert fólk í vinnu, heldur hafi það bara fé úr hafinu með göldrum, í boði Sjálfstæðisflokksins.

Ég hef talað við fleiri en einn sem gerir sér ekki grein fyrir hvernig vörur berast út í búð.  Fólk sem skilur ekki til hvers vörubílar eru, semsagt.

Svo voru það meðlimir Jæja samtakanna, sem gátu ekki skilið hvers vegna þeir sem vinna við að framleiða brauð fá ekki 100% af söluverði brauðsins í hendurnar.

Þetta fólk gengur um meðal vor.

Fólkið sem heldur að Hvalur HF sé bara sport-útgerð sem er rekin með tapi og þar vinni enginn nema Kristján Loftsson.

Fólkið sem heldur að það geti breytt veðrinu með því að borga hærri skatta.

Fólkið sem heldur að Íslenska ríkið hafi eitthvað með málefni annarra, margfalt fjölmennari landa að gera.

Og það er ekkert langt síðan víkingasveitin var kölluð til vegna manns með ryksugu.

Fólk er ekkert gáfað.  Þessi greindarskortur virðist hrjá að minnsta kosti 20% þýðisins.

Já... ég veit að það fólk gerir sér enga grein fyrir hvað "að minnsta kosti" þýðir.

Listi

Þið getið haft ofanaf fyrir ykkur með því að lesa bestu bók sem skrifuð hefur verið

sennilega í sólkerfinu, jafnvel þó víðar væri leitað.

Það er magnað að sama fólkið styðji bæði.  Segir svo margt.

Ef þú ert ekki á eþssum lista þá er ekkert að marka þig.

"NGO "Data Journalism Agency," also known as (TEXTY), published a report last week titled "American swing. 

The report intends to smear American conservative journalists, media outlets, and organizations as disseminators of Russian propaganda.

But it's really a list of anyone opposed to the war in Ukraine, or Biden, or the left in general."

RÚV er ekki þarna.  Auðvitað.

Horfið á þetta naut stanga fólk

"The rodeo is all fun and games until one of the bulls hops the six-foot-high fence and goes on a rampage through the concessions area."

Naut.

Táningar gætu átt yfir höfði sér langt fangelsi fyrir að hjóla á veginum

"Three Washington teens could face ten years in jail after being arrested for making skid marks on an LGBT rainbow road mural while riding e-scooters."

Nýi guð þeirra er greinilega samkynhneigð, sem slík.

Vitleysingar henda sementi í pólitíkus

"Reform leader Nigel Farage has hit out at “violent youngsters” attempting to disrupt his campaign after he had wet cement hurled at him while on the campaign trail earlier today."

Farage er ekki Bjarni Ben.  Þetta mun ekki virka.

Leftistar í fýlu vegna þess að fátækt fólk gæti haft efni á að borða og kynda húsin sín.

Dýr merkurinnar

Maríúana iðnaðurinn stendur ekkert of vel

"Colorado's cannabis market is in free-fall, going from peak revenues of $2.2 billion in 2020, to $1.5 billion just three years later. The drop has had a substantial impact on the state's economy - with cannabis tax revenues decreasing more than 30% over the past two years to just $282 million last fiscal year, Politico reports.

The causes are manifold, and include an oversaturated local market, regulatory burdens, and increasing competition from nearby states such as New Mexico and Arizona..."

Gekk betur þegar þetta var ólöglegt.

Á meðan, í Rússlandi

"Two women have been detained in Russia on suspicion of killing a man who refused to have a threesome with them.

The suspects, 29 and 37, were drinking with the 63-year-old in a churchyard in Stavropol.

The female friends are accused of beating the man to death when he refused to have sex with them, say reports in Russia."

... ok.  Ég segi ekkert.

Úr dýraríkinu

"The 45-year-old mother of four was found dead inside the belly of a 20-foot reticulated python after her husband reported her missing...

Graphic footage obtained by TMZ appeared to show locals opening up the snake’s body and finding the missing woman."

Þetta er víst einhverskonar draumur vestrænna feminista.  Veit ekki með Asíubúa.

Talandi um kvenfólk og dýr

"It was originally thought that Ms Miller - who lived in the small town of Downieville - had died before the bear arrived, and the animal had been lured to the property by her scent.

An autopsy and DNA testing recently confirmed that the bear had killed the 71-year-old."

Nammi namm.

Þetta er nánast plottið í gamalli Eddie Murphy kvikmynd

"A State Representative in New Jersey, Donald Payne Jr., died of a heart attack just weeks ago, but that didn't stop him from winning the nomination for his New Jersey seat again."

Þeir ættu að grafa hann upp og láta hann gegna embættinu.  Hann á það inni.

Nazistar nútímans hafa hafnað Hugo Boss

Nazistar ráðast á Hvíta Húsið

"Chants of "Free Palestine!", "Genocide is our red line", and "Israel bombs, your taxes pay" could be heard from protesters - many of whom were bussed in from over two dozen cities.

BREAKING: Activists from Boston Coalition for Palestine, Boston's chapter of Party for Socialism & Liberation, Boston South Asian Coalition, and Palestinian Youth Movement Boston are boarding multiple buses to show up for the Surround the White House for Gaza protest in Washington D.C."

Það er engan veginn jafn mikill stýll yfir nútíma Nazistianum, og þeim upprunalega.

Popúlisti stunginn af Vinstri-öfgamanni

"A populist AfD politician was stabbed in Mannheim, Germany earlier this week after confronting Antifa goons who were ripping down his posters.

The violent leftists are threatened with the growing approval of the AfD party as the German left continues to support mass immigration policies."

Kommarnir hætta ekki fyrr en þeim hefur verið skift út fyrir múslima.  Og gerum okkur hér grein fyrir því að múslimarnir munu drepa þá alla.

Múslimar hóta að drón-stræka Ólýmpíuleikana

"The terrorist organisation has shared a picture of a faceless person operating a drone carrying a package marked 'gift' towards the Eiffel Tower.

The resurgent Islamic State militant group had urged attacks against host venues of the Champions League semi-finals, including with drones."

Þrátt fyrir þessa hótun, þá sér enginn árásina fyrir .

Nútíma saga Svíþjóðar

"'That was a bad period in Sweden – September to October last year. Today it's a little bit better, but it's very insecure still because it can turn on and start with a new wave of violence at any time,' he said.

'Sometimes we make arrests of gang members and when they are put away, a vacuum opens, and then new gang members try to take over,' he said. Then 'they are fighting each other and you have new shootings and a new explosion of violence.'

Deadly violence linked to feuds between criminal gangs has escalated in recent years against the backdrop of high levels of migration into the country.

In all of 2023, 53 people were killed in shootings across Sweden, which is home to around 10.5 million people. In 2022, that figure stood at 62 - and Stockholm's per-capita murder rate was roughly 30 times that of London's.

The killings have turned Sweden, seen for many years from the outside as a peaceful Scandinavian welfare state, into the European Union's gun-homicide capital."

Telja þeir bara þá sem eru skotnir til bana?

Hvað eru þá eiginlega margir myrtir í heildina?  200?  1000?

"Pointing to his 2020 study 'Migrants and Crime in Sweden in the 21st Century', he said someone with a migrant background can be two, three or even four times more likely to be involved with or a suspect in criminal activity than an average Swede."

Hlutfallið virðist alltaf vera 13-50.  Eða 13% af þýðinu fremur 50% af glæpunum.

En fólki mislíkar að heyra svoleiðis.

Islömsk árás á KFC og varðeldur í lofttæmi

Einhver lak flerii blaðsíðum af Trannyfestóinu til fjölmiðla

"The Tennessee Star has obtained dozens of handwritten pages authored by Audrey Elizabeth Hale, who committed the horrific Covenant School shooting on March 27, 2023.

The Star reviewed nearly four dozen images of notebook pages written by Hale that were recovered from the vehicle she drove to the Covenant School which were obtained from a source familiar with the Covenant investigation."

Notthebee hefur meira

"Metro-Nashville Police learned that the killer was a patient with Vanderbilt for mental health reasons for more than 20 years before she committed the mass killing.

[The shooter]'s diary or journal entry begins with the title 'My Imaginary Penis' and includes a crude drawing.

'My penis exists in my head. I swear to god I'm a male,' wrote [Redacted] in the diary or journal recovered by police. She then wrote about her desire to have a penis for the purpose of heterosexual sex with a woman."

Og svo framvegis.

Alex Jones tapar InfoWars

"In filings made to a Texas bankruptcy court on Thursday, Jones’ lawyers requested that the Chapter 11 bankruptcy be converted into a Chapter 7 liquidation, as “there is no reasonable prospect of a successful reorganization” of his debts."

Hver á þá að segja okkur hverjir eru að gera froskana samkynhneigða?

Múslimar ráðast á KFC

"It was the third mob attack on a KFC in Baghdad in a week, apparently inspired by Iran-backed Shiite militias calling for boycotts and assaults on American brand names."

Ég hitti um daginn náunga sem segist hafa hitt Kernel Sanders.

Fólk má alveg ógna hryðjuverkamönnum í USA

"A judge has cleared the misdemeanor convictions of a St. Louis couple who displayed firearms to protect their home against Black Lives Matter protesters outside their residence in 2020."

Jákvætt.

Sko: ekki allar fréttir eru slæmar.

Þetta eru upplýsingar sem gætu nýzt ykkur seinna.

Það má ekki einu sinni framleiða lesbíu klám í vinnunni

Ástralskir kommúnistar fá ekki að ritskoða X

"As we previously highlighted, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and his government went to war with Musk, after the X owner refused demands to remove all copies of a video of Bishop Mar Mari Emmanuel being stabbed during a live streamed mass.

Australia’s so called ‘eSafety Commissioner’ Julie Inman-Grant, an unelected official, ordered X to remove footage of the attack under the Online Safety Act, passed in 2021, which empowers the eSafety department to demand the removal of so-called ‘class 1 material’.

In response, Musk urged that “no president, prime minister or judge has authority over all of Earth! This platform adheres to the laws of countries in those countries, but it would be improper to extend one country’s rulings to other countries."

Kolefnistrúar-áróður frá 1900.

Allt er stærst í Ameríku

"Oversize model Sara Milliken has won the title of Miss Alabama, sparking a torrent of criticism and support online. Critics have claimed that Milliken’s victory bolsters negative stereotypes about Alabama.

Some 37.9% of adults in Alabama are obese, making the southern state the US’ seventh-fattest, according to the Centers for Disease Control and prevention."

Mannvinsamlegur flokkur sigrar kosningar í Hollandi

"Despite having only been formed in 2019, the tractor protest party is building a history of success, having won a stunning upset last year in the provincial elections to become the largest party in the Dutch Senate on the heels of an outpouring of anger at the green agenda of Brussels and the neoliberal Rutte government in The Hague. The party will also be one of the chief partners of Wilders as he seeks to form a coalition government later this month after having won last year’s elections, meaning that the farmer party will also likely have a large influence over the future governance of The Netherlands."

Engin hungursneið, engin nauðgunargengi.

Engin furða að RÚV sé á móti þessu.

Í tilefni mánaðarins

"“This sexually transmitted form of ringworm has been increasingly diagnosed throughout Europe, with 13 instances reported in France in 2023, mostly in men who have sex with men,” the news alert stated."

Hringormar.

Ekkert má á þessum síðustu og verstu

"A Mississippi state trooper was fired for allegedly filming a sexual encounter with another woman and sharing the video with fellow officers of the highway patrol, according to a report."

Ýmislegt dettur fólki í hug.

Rússar og fleiri á ferð og flugi

Rússar á leið í sólina

"In a show of force perhaps prompted by President Biden's authorization of Ukrainian strikes inside Russia using US weapons, a group of Russian warships is en route to the Caribbean, a senior US official has told McClatchy and the Miami Herald."

Sunsine reggae...

Eitt helsta náttúruundur Kína reynist vera gervi

"The Yuntai Mountain waterfall is claimed to be China's tallest uninterrupted waterfall at over 1,000 feet high.

Pictures and videos of the waterfall are absolutely gorgeous, but one hiker who scaled the mountain discovered that they are all a lie.

The water is being pumped up 1,000 feet and pushed out of an old rusty pipe."

Allt er feik í Kína.

Á meðan, í Flórída:

"A Florida man wearing a women’s shirt and no pants crashed into the Martin County Jail on Monday and threw motor oil and rubber snakes all over the floor."

Lefty losing it.

Án málfrelsis væri þetta ekki mögulegt

"A wild video has surfaced showing an enraged Spanish father punching a comedian on stage for making a vile, unacceptable sexualized joke about his 3-month-old son on social media.

‘Nothing and no one can prevent the possibility that he is gay and when he grows up he gets tired of sucking black c–k,’ Caravaca tweeted back, according to a since-deleted screenshot being circulated online.

Pugilato quickly fired back, ‘I assure you that you are going to apologize for what you said about my 3-month-old son and you will discover that real life is not Twitter’.”

Those were not idle words, because Pugilato jumped on stage during Caravaca’s monologue and landed a couple of blows on his head."

Menn lifa allir sínu besta lífi þarna.

Tokyo vill að fólk eyði tíma í rúmi öðruvísi

"The Tokyo Metropolitan Government is preparing to launch its own dating app as part of a national effort to boost the country’s dwindling birth rate,"

og þetta er leiðin  til þess?

Eins og bent var á hér efst:

"The Kremlin dictator for the first time threatened to supply his advanced weapons to enemies of Britain and other Western counties who are providing long range arms to Kyiv.

Putin said there could be an 'asymmetrical response' for Western long range missiles deployed by Ukraine to hit Russian territory."

Virðulegt.

5. Júní 2024

Menn útlista þetta opinberlega...

"NATO has a plan in place for rapid deployment of its forces in the scenario of a future Russian attack on Europe. It includes the development of "land corridors" which can be used to rush some 300,000 troops — mostly American soldiers — to front line positions in order to defend against a Russian invasion."

Þá gera þeir þetta ekki.

Fólk er smám saman að viðurkenna þetta

"The researchers also noted that side effects linked to vaccination against Covid-19 included ischaemic stroke, acute coronary syndrome, brain haemorrhage, cardiovascular diseases, coagulation, haemorrhages, gastrointestinal events and fatal blood clotting."

Þessi fer betur yfir þetta.

Menn eru að tímasetja heimskupör sín vel

"Ghebreyesus told the audience, “You know the serious challenge that’s posed by anti-vaxxers, and I think we need to strategize to really push back.”

He continued, “I think it’s time to be more aggressive in pushing back on anti-vaxxers. I think they used COVID as an opportunity, and you know all the havoc they are creating.”"

Rússar gera okkur vesturlandabúum mikinn óleik með því að drón-stræka ekki alla yfirmenn stofnana okkar.

Á meðan, í Colorado

"The Colorado Republican Party marked the start of Pride Month with a mass email attacking "godless groomers" and a social media post calling for the burning of all Pride flags ..."

Áhugavert.

Svörtu Pardusarnir styðja Trump núna

"On Monday, writer and TikToker Carol Mitchell sat down with Black Panthers founding member David Hilliard to discuss his support for Donald Trump. The 82-year-old former revolutionary said he wanted to see the former president back in charge, calling him an ally of the black population."

... ok.

Kommúnistar í vandræðum með fólk í Bretlandi

"Since the Ulez boundary widened to cover the whole of London in August last year, motorists have been avoiding paying the penalties for driving a non-compliant car.

In total, out of the 1,348,938 penalties issued since the expansion, 974,590 have still not been paid."

Gott hjá þeim.

Talandi um Breta...

Ritskoðun

Skoðum nú þessa mjö svo skemmtilegu frétt á Vísi.is:

Icelandair misþyrmi ís­lenskri tungu (sic)

Strax í fyrirsögn fer höfundur fram á að fyrirtæki sem heitir útlensku nafni misþyrmi Íslenskri tungu.  Hann segir ekki hvers vegna hann vill að það gerist.

Höldum áfram:

Maríu Helgu Guðmundsdóttur, sem fengist hefur við þýðingar og prófarkalestur, varð beinlínis illt í íslenskunni sinni þegar hún ferðaðist nýverið með Icelandair og fór að skoða afþreyingarkerfi flugfélagsins. (sic)

Höfundur er enginn Dostoyevsky.  Þarna notar hann sársaukafullt líkingamál, sem er, svo ég sletti nú, ansi írónískt.

Maríu Helgu rann kalt vatn milli skinns og hörunds. Ekki ein einasta setning sem þar var þýdd stóðst lágmarks skilyrði íslenskunnar. (sic)

Háfleygt orðalag, hálfgerður "Harðjaxlastíll," eins og ég og einn annar maður í veröldinni köllum svona texta. 

Svo virðist sem Icelandair sé vargur í véum þegar tungmál Íslendinga er annars vegar. (sic)

... það var og.  Hér hefur höfundur náð að hnoða saman heilli setningu með því að nota eingöngu útjaskaða frasa.

María Helga segist hafa starfað við þýðingar milli íslensku og ensku í tvo áratugi og sé því ágætlega vön að finna manngerðar þýðingarvillur og vélrænar. En sú „íslenska“ sem við blasti var augljóslega ekki runninn undan rifjum manneskju. Og heldur ekki afurð hefbundinna þýðingarvélar. (sic)

Mig grunar að þessi texti, sem minnir mig á "The Eye of Argon" sé nú skrifaður af mannveru.

„Google Translate er oft klaufi en leggur það almennt ekki í vana sinn að búa til orð eins og „Fimmtítalshúsfreyju“ eða „leðursteikjuskeiði“. (sic)

Ég veit ekki hvað þessi orð þýða, en þau eru frábær.

Í það dugar ekkert minna en gervigreind, sá sískapandi bullukollur. (sic)

Ósamræmi milli kynja... gervigrein...in, KvK, bullukollur..inn, KK.  

Gervigreind skapar í raun ekkert, heldur er þetta líkindareiknir. Sem bent er á seinna:

Sú gervigreind sem hér hefur verið notuð hefur ekki einu sinni verið þjálfuð sæmilega á íslensku gagnasafni, eins og sjá má á því hvernig hún flakkar á milli rithátta sem minna á íslensku og blandinavísku („eventýralega“). Garmurinn er enda bara að geta í eyðurnar út frá líkindum,“ segir María Helga sem ritar grein á Vísi um þessa reynslu sína. (sic)

En þetta er ekki allt:

María Helga skorar á öll þau sem umhugað er um málrækt að vera vakandi fyrir þeirri raunverulegu ógn sem steðjar að málinu. „Fátt er hættulegra fyrir framtíð íslenskunnar en að flaggskip á íslenskum fyrirtækjamarkaði skuli sjá hag sinn í því að taka upp vélbullað íslenskulíki í sparnaðarskyni.“ (sic)

"Öll þau" er ekki í samræmi við íslenska málvenju.  Það er óþarfi að vera raunveruleg ógn við íslenska tungu.

Við tökum þó eftir vélbullinu, og það er létt verk að laga.