Fortíðin gerðist áðan

Mörgþúsund vísindagreinar reynast vera merkingarlaust orðasalat

"217 year old Wiley science publisher has reportedly "peer reviewed" more than 11,000 papers that were determined to be fake without ever noticing. The papers were referred to as "naked gobbledygook sandwiches",  Australian blogger Jo Nova wrote on her blog last week. 

According to Nova's post, professional cheating services are employing AI to craft seemingly "original" academic papers by shuffling around words. For instance, terms like "breast cancer" morphed into "bosom peril," and a "naïve Bayes" classifier turns into "gullible Bayes."

Similarly, in one paper, an ant colony was bizarrely rebranded as an "underground creepy crawly state.""

Peer-reviewed, já...

Gangandi vegfarendur eru tvöfalt líklegri til að verða fyrir rafbíl en venjulegum bíl

"The study uncovered a pedestrian casualty rate of 5.16 per 100 million miles driven for electric and hybrid vehicles, more than double the 2.4 per 100 million miles recorded for traditional gasoline-powered cars."

En hvað fletja þeir út marga hjólreiðamenn?  Vissulega rök fyrir rafbílum, þetta.

Rússneskt ammó er ódýrt

"The figures given by Bain & Company suggest that the average production cost of a Russian 152mm shell is $1,000, which is one quarter the price of the 155mm rounds used by NATO, which are priced at $4,000."

Ég hef ekki efni á þessu.

Hinn ógurlegi apariðill Tedros fær ekki að stjórna heiminum

"After two years of negotiations, an effort by the World Health Organization to agree on a global pandemic treaty has failed.

The plan, which sought to agree on a framework for how countries would respond to the next pandemic, would give the WHO the power to mandate lockdowns, vaccines, and vaccine passports and other forms of authoritarian control.

The effort was led by WHO Director, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, an Ethiopian politician with links to Marxist guerilla movements whose “recommendations” shaped the global response to the COVID-19 pandemic."

Apariðill og kommúnisti.  Sem er þekkt kombó.  Flugkaffi-perrarnir eru allir mjög vinstri sinnaðir.

Annar heimur, önnur stemming.

Ameríska ríkið, alveg eins og það íslenska

"The Biden admin has set a goal of building half a million electric vehicle charging stations in the United States by the year 2030. Under 3 years of Mayor Pete's leadership they have built ... 8."

Milljarður dollara per stöð.  Andi Dags B svífur yfir vötnum.

Menningin...

... já.

Hvað er að gerast í dag?

Gaza innrásarbryggjan hefur strandað

"The Times of Isreal's military correspondent Emanuel Fabian has reported that "An American vessel used to unload humanitarian aid from ships into the Gaza Strip via a floating pier disconnected from a small boat tugging it this morning due to stormy seas, leading it to get stuck on the coast of Ashdod, eyewitnesses say."

The recovery operation has not gone well either, as "Another ship was then sent to try and extract the stuck vessel, but also got beached," Fabian writes."

Gott show.

Rússar geta truflað hátæknivopn NATO

"Russia’s jamming of the guidance systems of modern Western weapons, including Excalibur GPS-guided artillery shells and the High Mobility Artillery Rocket System, or HIMARS, which can fire some U.S.-made rockets with a range of up to 50 miles, has eroded Ukraine’s ability to defend its territory and has left officials in Kyiv urgently seeking help from the Pentagon to obtain upgrades from arms manufacturers.

The success rate for the U.S.-designed Excalibur shells, for example, fell sharply over a period of months — to less than 10 percent hitting their targets — before Ukraine’s military abandoned them last year, according to the confidential Ukrainian assessments."

Þýzki herinn er ekkert of vel græjaður upp

"The German military does not have enough uniforms, bulletproof vests, or helmets for its personnel, Bild has reported, citing a Defense Ministry document."

Gaman að því.

Komið til Baltimore til þess að synda í höfninni

"Overflowing trash in the harbor is coupled with "persistent sewer leaks throughout Baltimore City" and an "overflow-prone sewer system."

If you want to risk unknown diseases or exposure to hazardous materials by swimming in the dirty Baltimore Harbor water, you can register to jump in here.

It is unclear why there would be such a heavy push to start putting people in this water or why they "must start swimming," as Waterfront Partnership's Michael Hankin put it."

Já... ýmislegt dettur mönnum í hug.

Fyndið vegna þess að það er satt

Tranni gerir tranna-hluti

"A trans man is in custody after allegedly stabbing four youg girls at a movie theater in Braintree, Massachusetts on Saturday night.

Once inside the theater, the suspect stabbed four females between the ages of 9 and 17-years-old, police said, adding that the attack appeared to be unprovoked and without warning. The four girls sustained non-life-threatening injuries and were transported to Boston hospitals for treatment, poilce said."

Ekkert í fyrsta skifti.

Hlekkur hér til vinstri.

Flón á lestarteinum

Hollenskur lögfræðingur gæti lent í fangelsi fyrir að mótmæla ofbeldisglæpum

"Raisa Blommestijn revealed how she had received a letter that amounted to an order to appear before a Dutch prosecutor at a court hearing in front of multiple judges on August 19th.

The charges stem from comments Blommestijn made on social media in response to a video of a defenseless Dutch boy being brutally kicked and punched as he lay on the ground at an Amsterdam Metro station in May last year before he was thrown onto the railway track."

Það á ekki að amast við ofbeldi í niðurlömdum, það á að fagna ofbeldi, helst stunda það grimmt.

Niðurlendingar eru skrítnir.

WW3

Oregon er versta vítis-hola

"Another right-leaning county in eastern Oregon has voted to secede from the Democrat-run state and join neighboring Idaho, according to reports.

Crook County residents passed the measure by a 53% majority Tuesday, making it the 13th county in the state to sign onto the movement known as “Greater Idaho,” NewsNation reported."

Oregon er fullt af Antifa og öðrum slíkum viðbjóð.

Þetta er brot á öllum persónuverndarlögum.

Þjóðernishreinsun sem öllum er sama um

"Human Rights Watch (HRW) on Tuesday released a report that accused China of forcibly relocating more than 700,000 Tibetans since 2016, herding rural residents into big cities in a bid to “re-educate” the population while erasing Tibet’s history and culture."

Á sama tíma eru Kínverjar að útrýma Uygurum, sem þykir bara ekkert vera þjóðarmorð, vegna þess að enginn þeirra hefur skipulagt nauðgunargengi, býst ég við.

Kommum er alveg sama um þig ef þú ert ekki í nauðgunargengi.

Hamas á ferð og flugi

Kaninn rændur á Gaza

"Close to three-fourths of the humanitarian aid transported from a new $320 million floating pier built by the U.S. military off the Gaza coast was stolen on Saturday en route to a U.N. warehouse,

According to Israeli estimates, Hamas has been stealing up to 60% of the aid entering the Gaza Strip, and a Channel 12 report last week revealed that the terrorist organization has made at least $500 million in profit off humanitarian aid since the start of the war on Oct. 7."

Frábært.

Ósama bin Lager selst upp

"‘Osama Bin Lager’ beer sells out after going viral, forces brewery to shut down website https://trib.al/ud6YjOf"

Ég þarf að smakka þetta.

Fyrirtæki endur-nefna kommúnista bullshit

"According to a study from Business Insider, mentions of ESG (Environmental, Safety, Governance) and DEI (diversity, Equity, Inclusion) have plummeted rapidly since their peak in 2021.

According to this article covering the recent World Economic Forum meeting in Davos, ESG and DEI are being repackaged under a brand-new set of standards entitled "Stakeholder Metrics.""

Kommúnista bola-lortana ber að varast.

Rússar blása rykið af atómbombunum

"The Russian Federation forces have begun the ‘first stage’ of exercises to simulate preparation for the launch of tactical nuclear weapons.

Ordered by recently reelected President Vladimir Putin, the exercises are reportedly linked to what Moscow calls ‘militant statements’ by Western officials that ‘create security threats for Russia’."

 

End the Fed

Pöddu-hamborgara maðurinn hættir hjá WEF

"World Economic Forum (WEF) founder Klaus Schwab has announced his resignation as executive chairman of the WEF.

Under his leadership, the WEF has touted ushering in a “Great Reset,” which aims to replace democratic models worldwide with a model of elite stakeholders who make decisions on behalf of the people."

Það var og.

Flóttinn frá Niger

"The U.S. and Niger issued a joint statement on Sunday that set a deadline of September 15 for the withdrawal of all U.S. forces. The departing American troops leave behind a $100-million military base built to support counter-terrorism operations in the Sahel region."

Rússar koma í staðinn.

Séð úr annarri átt.

Musk fær að víra annan heila

"The US health regulator has granted permission to Elon Musk’s Neuralink to implant a brain chip in a second patient despite some initial issues with the first test subject, the Wall Street Journal reported on Monday.

Neuralink expects to implant its device in the second patient in June, and another eight people will participate in further trials before the end of this year, the report said. More than 1,000 quadriplegics have signed up for its patient registry."

Við getum endurbyggt þá alla, við höfum tæknina.

Pox.

Kaninn er með allskonar hugmyndir

"Representative Thomas Massie (R-KY) announces the introduction of H.R. 8421, the Federal Reserve Board Abolition Act. Rep. Massie's legislation abolishes the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve and the Federal Reserve banks. It also repeals the Federal Reserve Act, the 1913 law that created the Federal Reserve System."

Vissulega ein lausn á verðbólgunni.

Fylgjumst með.

Bara sama...

Merkilega skynsamlegir hlutir koma frá þessum banjó-spilara.

Hinn uggvænlegi leigumorðingi Eli Kopter

"Hamas Telegram has picked up a joke that Raisi's pilot was a Mossad agent called Eli Copter and is pushing it as fact. These are the same geniuses that the mainstream media has been getting casualty numbers from for 7 months and publishing them without verification"

Geta menn talað og gengið samtímis?

Eitthvað segir mér að forseti íran hafi ekki verið allt of vinsæll

"Iranian women are celebrating the death of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi and dancing on his “dirty grave.”

The “Butcher of Tehran” oversaw a brutal crackdown on the protests in 2022 that rose against the Islamic “morality police.”"

Já... þeir velja annan, og hann verður eins, eða nógu svipaður.

Stuðningur við hryðjuverkasamtök hamlar útskrift

"Harvard has reportedly blocked 12 seniors from graduating and dozens more students received notices to appear in front of the Harvard College Administrative Board in connection with the Gaza camp that lasted nearly three weeks in Harvard Yard. "

Þessu tengt:

Þeir fela andlit sín því þeir vita að þeir eru að gera vonda hluti.

Venezuela hefur ekki næga orku aflögu

"According to a local news outlet, Venezuela’s Ministry of Electric Power has unveiled plans to disconnect cryptocurrency mining farms from the national grid. The move aims to regulate excessive energy consumption and guarantee a stable power supply for the population."

Auðvitað ekki.

Tilgangurinn með kommúnisma er stanslaus skortur á öllu.

Uhm... ha?

Mætið á NASCAR, fáið UFC í kaupbæti

"NASCAR drivers Kyle Busch and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. got into a fight outside the garage area following the 200-lap race.

The physical interaction started when Stenhouse approached Busch after the race and threw a punch at Busch.

A brawl quickly ensued, and Busch’s and Stenhouses’s crews needed to be separated by security."

Point.

Hvað er sniðugt í útlendu miðlum?

Innrás USA í Gasa heldur áfram

"After the catastrophic withdrawal from Afghanistan, Biden is putting troops in harm's way with a half baked plan to construct a pier in Gaza.

As the fighting raged, the US military said trucks started moving aid ashore from a temporary pier, the first to reach the besieged enclave by sea in weeks.

The situation is heating up even as famine is said to be present in this northern area. "To stave off the horrors of famine, we must use the fastest and most obvious route to reach the people of Gaza – and for that, we need access by land now," deputy UN spokesperson Farhan Haq announced in a statement..."

 

Tölvuleikjasenan er villt.

Á meðan, í Frakklandi

"The French postal service is offering a scratch-and-sniff stamp that highlights the beautiful aroma of the country’s beloved baguette.

The stamp, which costs 1.96 euro, was unveiled on Thursday, and its “bakery scent” comes from microcapsules in the ink, France 24 reported on Friday."

Þetta hljómar eins og eitthvað sem mönnum dettur í hug á næturvakt númer 2.

Zombíu-heimsendirinn hófst öðruvísi en við bjuggumst við.

Velgengni í Rússlandi

"The Russian economy, which is already subjected to a wide array of international economic sanctions due to the Ukraine conflict, initially contracted by 1.2% in 2022, but last year posted growth of 3.6%, according to official statistics. The first quarter of 2024 saw the country’s GDP further increase by 5.4% year-on-year, according to preliminary estimates issued on Friday. The International Monetary Fund said last month it expects the Russian economy to expand 3.2% this year, a projection which puts the country ahead of a number of major Western economies, including the US (2.7%), UK (0.5%), France (0.7%), and Germany (0.2%)."

Þetta stríð við þá er ekki alveg að virka.

Reddt = 4chan með fávitum.

Innbrotsþjófur skorinn í bita

"A low-life career criminal paid the ultimate price after breaking into a Florida man’s home and shooting his wife.

Highlands County Sheriff Paul Blackman told reporters Glenn gained entry into the couple’s home under a scam that involved the woman’s job as a notary.

After the male victim witnessed Glenn try to kill his wife, Blackman said the man grabbed a seven-inch garden knife and went to work on the intruder.

Blackman revealed the thug was “cut to pieces” and “very much deceased” when deputies found him. The sheriff thanked the male victim for his heroic actions."

Menn komast ekki upp með hvað sem er í Flórída.

Á meðan, í Þýzkalandi

Fólk er að deyja skyndilega:

"The most recent death was 25-year-old Adnan Deumic, who worked in the United Kingdom for Bank of America. Fox Business reported he died from “cardiac arrest” while playing soccer Thursday night, merely two weeks after a 35-year-old investment banker for the company passed away unexpectedly, reportedly due to a blood clot."

Og þessi: "Alice Stewart, a former GOP advisor, Trump critic who did not believe in election fraud, and a CNN political commentator, has died unexpectedly at the age of 58."

Bara það sem er á forsíðunni í dag.

Ekkert má:

Hvernig fóru þeir aftur með Sókrates?

Hvernig skal forðast stór skip

Nauðsynleg bók hverjum sjofarenda, sýnist mér.

"Can it be stopped before it hits you? Learn how to protect yourself and your loved ones by reading this book written for the private boat owner/captain."

Auðvitað skal öllum vera ljóst að ekki verður komist hjá því að nota tæknileg sjóara orð eins og "vatn" og "bátur," annars ættu flestir að geta stautað sig fram úr þessu.

Úti á ballarhafi geta svona stór skip algerlega komið manni að óvörum úr einhverju skúmaskotinu.  Eins og reynzlan kennir.

Naut stangar vitleysing á ströndinni

"She made at least three very stupid mistakes. She fed the bull. She kept trying to retrieve her belongings from the bull who was interested in them and sniffing them. Finally, she did not run and seek a protective position away from the animal."

Skemmtilegt.

Fólk er hvorki gáfað né gott.

Pútín segir hvað hann hefur í hyggju

"Speaking to reporters at the Harbin Institute of Technology during his two-day visit to China, Putin commented on Russia’s operations in Kharkov Region, asserting that Moscow is achieving success on the battlefield by acting “strictly according to plan.”

When asked about Russia’s goals there, Putin noted that Ukraine is to blame for recent fighting in the area, as it “unfortunately continues to shell residential blocks in the border areas, including Belgorod.”

“Civilians are dying out there. Everything is crystal clear. They are firing directly at the center of the city,” the president said, recalling that he had publicly warned Kiev that Russia would be forced to establish a “cordon sanitaire” in the areas under Kiev’s control if the attacks continued."

Þar höfum við það.

Það er verið að reyna að peppa fólk í aðra kóvitleysu.

Kommúnistar skjóta leiserum á blaðamann

"A local Seattle news journalist was assaulted and harassed by armed Antifa militants and leftist agitators on Wednesday at the University of Washington’s unsanctioned Gaza encampment. 

They surrounded Fox 13 News photojournalist Mike Harvey with umbrellas to block him from filming the encampment, and shined high-powered green lasers in his eyes, which can cause permanent blindness."

Vísindi.

Musk með allskonar hugmyndir

"According to Musk, an uncrewed mission to Mars could be achieved in less than five years, while landing humans on the planet might take less than a decade. He further projected that a city could potentially be established on Mars within 20 years, and with certainty, within 30 years, securing the future of human civilization beyond Earth."

Gaman að rúnta þar.

eða þetta:

Framtíðin.  Gott að hafa langtímaplön.  Menn verða jú sífellt eldri.

Al Gore segir að heimsskautin hafi bráðnað að fullu árið 2014

Al Gore segir líka að hafið sé að sjóða.

Þetta er síðan 2009... bara að segja

"New computer modeling suggests the Arctic Ocean may be nearly ice-free in the summertime as early as 2014, Al Gore said Monday at the UN climate conference.

"The time for collective and immediate action on climate change is now," said Denmark's foreign minister, Per Stig Moeller."

Kolefnistrúarmenn eru staðfastir í sinni villutrú.

Alvöru vísindi:

Hvað segiði, hvað fenguði margar?

Þeir í Perú segja það eins og það er

"Conditions now recognized as mental health disorders include transsexualism, dual role transvestism, gender identity disorder in childhood, other gender identity disorders, fetish transvestism, and egodystonic sexual orientation.""

Þegar menn læra að mistökum annarra...

Ofbeldismaður fær það sem hann á skilið

"Would-be attacker stabbed multiple times after wild caught-on-camera ambush of NYC couple walking their dog.

Footage released by the New York Police Department (NYPD) shows the man sneaking up behind the couple as they strolled the streets with their pup. The suspect then throws his coat aside and pounces on the man in the scooter.

But things quickly go haywire for the assailant. The would-be victim immediately tosses the thug to the ground and starts raining blows at him."

Haha!

Íranir þykjast eiga atómbombu

"The Atomic Energy Organization of Iran (AEOI) offered to share the nation’s nuclear “expertise” with any country seeking to develop a nuclear program on Wednesday, the latest in a string of provocative comments by Iranian officials, including one claiming Tehran already has a nuclear bomb."

Þá er augljóslega rétti tíminn til að starta einhverju þar.

Á hverjum degi, alltaf eins: Þetta fellur, hitt fellur... allt fellur.

Maður náðaður fyrir að skjóta terrorista

"Texas Governor Greg Abbott issued a full pardon and restoration of rights for Daniel Perry, the former Army sergeant who was found guilty of murder for the fatal shooting of Garrett Foster during a 2020 Black Lives Matter protest while Perry was an Uber driver."

Meiri góðar fréttir.

Jæja.

Tölvugerðar bókmenntir og lesbíu rómans

Besta bók sem skrifuð hefur verið. (Byrjar ~12.00)

Um bókmenntir á TikTok.

Bókmenntir sem þessi fann gegnum Tik Tok.

Þessi tilkynnir okkur það að persónurnar í lesbíu-rómans eru ekki nógu ljótar, og alls ekkert gey.

Sem hljómar eins og fyndið concept.

Þetta er Live Action útgáfan af Maria Sama ga Miteru.  Hvorki gey né eró.

Laxness