Lego er ekki samkynhneigt

Biden fær ekki lengur að vera memm

""There is no need for Joe Biden to continue receiving access to classified information. Therefore, we are immediately revoking Joe Biden's Security Clearances, and stopping his daily Intelligence Briefings," Trump wrote on Truth Social late Friday evening. "

Hann fær ekki heldur öryggisgæzlu vegna þess að það nennir enginn að myrða hann.

Vísindi sanna að LEGO er ekki gei

"The London Science Museum has claimed that LEGOs are homophobic because the blocks are seen as “male and female.”"

... uhm... ok.

Trump styður stjórnarskrá eigin lands

"President Trump on Friday signed an Executive Order dismantling Joe Biden’s gun control actions.

Biden waged a war on the Second Amendment during his four years in office."

Framtíðin er björt.

Datt í hug að finna eitthvað neikvætt, en Það er þó einn retthugsandi maður á íslandi:

"Hæstaréttarlögmaður er ósammála tveimur lögfræðiálitum sem hafi verið útbúin að beiðni fjármála- og efnahagsráðuneytisins um framlög til stjórnmálaflokka. Hann telur ótvírætt að ráðherra beri skylda til að innheimta fjármuni sem greiddir voru úr ríkissjóði þrátt fyrir að flokkar hafi ekki uppfyllt skilyrði laga fyrir slíkum greiðslum.

„Reglan er sú almenn í lögfræðinni að þegar þú tekur við peningum sem þú átt ekki rétt á og ert ekki í góðri trú þá myndast endurgreiðslukrafa,” segir Arnar Þór Stefánsson,

„Ef þessir stjórnmálaflokkar eru ekki borgunarmenn þá bara mögulega fara þeir í gjaldþrot. Svo geta þessir stjórnmálaflokkar reynt að semja um kröfuna og að endurgreiða hana á einhverjum tíma.“

Arnar bætir við að samkvæmt lögunum þurfi ekki að sýna fram á ásetning heldur nægir gáleysi."

Það er vit í því sem maðurinn segir.

DOGE fer yfir fjármál Pentagon

"“I’ve instructed him to go check out education to check out the Pentagon, which is the military, and sadly you’ll find some things that are pretty bad, but I don’t think proportionately, you’re going to see anything like we just saw,” Trump said, highlighting that the DOGE would find “a lot,” taking into account how “bad” it was “with what we just went.”

Last week, DOGE claimed that it had managed to save over $1 billion thanks to the elimination of contracts related to DEI. Prior to that, the agency had stated that it had slashed federal spending by approximately $1 billion per day as of January 29, due to an effective halt to “the hiring of people into unnecessary positions, the deletion of DEI, and stopping improper payments to foreign organizations.”"

Allt á uppleið.

Auðmyrtur er vopnlaus maður

Svíar vilja auðvelda morðingjum að fremja fjöldamorð

"Rík­is­stjórn Svíþjóðar mun leggja fram frum­varp um breyt­ing­ar á byssu­lög­um í land­inu og er því meðal ann­ars ætlað að tak­marka aðgang að hálf­sjálf­virk­um byss­um.

„Það eru ákveðnar teg­und­ir vopna sem eru svo hættu­leg að þau ættu aðeins sem und­an­tekn­ing að vera í eigu al­menn­ings,“ seg­ir í yf­ir­lýs­ingu þar sem til­kynnt var að rík­is­stjórn­in hafi samþykkt til­lögu Svíþjóðardemó­krata um að tak­marka aðgang að hálf­sjálf­virk­um byss­um."

Menn sem eru bókstaflega umkringdir vopnumum hryðjuverkamönnum ætla að auðvelda téðum hryðjuverkamönnum að herja á sig.

Greindarvísitalan á Norðurlöndum lækkar með hverjum degi.

"This is a Glock 40. I'm the only one in this room professional enough, that I know of to carry a Glock 40 BOOM"

Oflæti veit á fall, eins og þar stendur.

Inga Sæland fær að halda þýfinu

"Það er hins vegar mat þessara sérfræðinga að forsendur fyrir endurgreiðslukröfu séu ekki fyrir hendi og ástæðan er sú að það í fyrsta lagi gengi gegn markmiðum laganna að styrkja lýðræðisleg stjórnmálasamtök á Íslandi, að ráðuneytið sinnti ekki sínum leiðbeiningarskyldum gagnvart þessum aðilum og ætla mætti af framkvæmd laganna að þetta atriði skipti ekki máli."

Inga Sæland hefur þarmeð kúkað á andlitið á öllum öryrkjum og gamalmennum á landinu.

Á meðan, í USA:

DOGE sparar Ameríska skattgreiðandanum fúlgur fjár

"In a bombshell revelation that could shake the foundations of American healthcare, Elon Musk, leading the charge under President Trump’s newly minted Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), has uncovered what he describes as a staggering “$100B of taxpayer money” wasted by the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS).

This revelation comes as CMS processes over one billion Medicare claims annually, oversees healthcare quality through hospital and nursing home inspections, and disburses billions in matching funds to states for Medicaid programs."

Vekur spurningar um hvernig ástatt er í Íslenska kerfinu.  Er það eins eða verra?

Ástralir setja auðveldlega misnotanleg lög

"Australia enacted legislation on Thursday imposing mandatory sentences of at least one year in prison for individuals who display Nazi salutes or “hate symbols.” While officials say the updated law is meant to address rising hate speech and extremist behavior in the country, it has also raised concerns over its impact on freedom of expression."

Á hvaða vegferð eru þeir eiginlega?

Kanye West er einn fyndnasti maður á jörðinni

"“I have dominion over my wife,” the “Runaway” rapper wrote, adding that their relationship isn’t “no woke as[s] feminist s – – t. She’s with a billionaire why would she listen to any of you dumb ass broke bitches.”

He went on to praise Adolf Hitler, writing: “Hitler was sooooo fresh.”"

Það er ekki til annar svona.

Það er vetur núna

Falsfréttamiðill styrktur af ríkinu

".@PressSec: "I can confirm that the more than $8 million taxpayer that have gone to essentially subsidizing subscriptions to Politico will no longer be happening." "The DOGE team is working on canceling those payments now."

It was Politico that maneuvered to have the Hunter laptop story banned and everyone discussing it censored.

Politico peddled the illegal Supreme Court leak that led to the near-assassination of multiple Supreme Court justices."

Ekki lengur.

"“Many media outlets are going to experience a mysterious drop in revenue,” Elon Musk said."

Hehe

Þetta er það sem kaninn slapp við

"President Trump’s FCC Chair Brendan Carr demanded that CBS hand over the unedited transcript of the infamous ’60 Minutes’ interview with Kamala Harris.

On Wednesday, the FCC released an unedited, raw version of Harris’s ’60 Minutes’ interview."

... nei.

Á meðan, á íslandi

"Stefnuræðu Kristrúnar Frostadóttur forsætisráðherra hefur verið frestað til mánudagsins 10. febrúar og hefjast regluleg þingstörf degi síðar. Ræðuna átti að halda í gærkvöldi en var frestað vegna rauðrar viðvörunar og hættustigs."

Ég er viss um að þessi ræða verður eins og volgur andvari um innanverðar stuttbuxur, jafnvel með tilheyrandi skruðningum.

Allt í einu vilja allir senda her til Grænlands

"On Monday, EU leaders and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte discussed enhancing NATO’s presence in Greenland to try to alleviate the pressure from Trump, according to Der Spiegel, corroborating earlier media reports."

Í fyrra hafði enginn áhuga á svæðinu.

Argentína segir sig úr WHO

"'President (Javier) Milei instructed (foreign minister) Gerardo Werthein to withdraw Argentina's participation in the World Health Organization,' presidential spokesperson Manuel Adorni said at a news conference on Wednesday.

'We Argentinians will not allow an international organization to intervene in our sovereignty, much less in our health,' he added.

Covid stupidity opened A LOT of eyes."

Hér vilja menn halda í kóvitleysuna, jafnvel bæta við hana heilum regnboga af veður-viðvörunum.

Ef ekki væri fyrir breta...

Pedófóbía og and-fasískar ideasjónir

Kommúnisti flýr frjálshyggjuna

"Norska knatt­spyrnu­fé­lagið Brann, þar sem Freyr Al­ex­and­ers­son er þjálf­ari karlaliðsins, hef­ur ákveðið að yf­ir­gefa sam­fé­lags­miðil­inn X.

„Brann hef­ur lengi velt því fyr­ir sér að yf­ir­gefa vett­vang­inn. Miðill­inn ger­ir fólki kleift að dreifa hatri, kynþátta­for­dóm­um og órit­skoðuðum mynd­bönd­um..."

X ritskoðar ekkert nema pedó-efni.  Langt síðan pedóunum var úthýst.  Pedóarnir eru á Bluesky núna.  Þar er allt ritskoðað nema pedó-efnið.

USAID er skandall sem bara vex

"Biden's administration and USAID, led by Samantha Power, have been accused of funding radical left-wing groups, destabilizing governments, and pushing globalist agendas in Hispanic America.

Explosive allegations claim that millions of US taxpayer dollars have been funneled into socialist NGOs, extremist activists, and projects aimed at destroying conservative values ​​in the region."

Ástæða S-Ameríku til að hata USA... en ekki lengur.

Winner.

Góður tími til að kaupa ammó

"Florida Governor Ron DeSantis (R) has announced a new initiative in the state, the “Second Amendment Summer Tax Holiday,” which will allow Floridians to purchase ammunition and firearms in the state tax-free.

Under the new sales tax holiday, firearms, ammunition, and other related accessories will be available for purchase in the Sunshine State without added sales tax.

DeSantis shared at a press conference, “We are unveiling ‘Second Amendment Summer Tax Holiday.'”"

Berjist gegn glæpum: skjótið á móti.

Á meðan, í Bretlandi

"While the UK has instituted strict gun control laws, the streets of Britain are still plagued by violence, particularly from knife crime.

According to figures from 38 police forces throughout the UK obtained by the Metro newspaper under Freedom of Information Requests (FOI), 49 per cent of all murders were committed with a knife or other sharp objects. The data found that 443 of the 898 murders recorded between 2022 and 2024 were a result of stabbings.

London, which has faced rising levels of knife crime during the tenure of far-left Mayor Sadiq Khan, led all areas of the country, with 65 per cent of its murders being committed with a blade or sharp weapon."

Ef ekki væri fyrir breta, þá værum við mongólítar Evrópu.

Doge ætlar að gera eitthvað við FBI

"...officials dispatched by Elon Musk have been seen at FBI headquarters. Musk has headed up efforts by President Donald Trump’s newly formed Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE.” – CNN reported.

It is unclear what the DOGE officials were doing at the FBI headquarters, however, Acting US Attorney for DC, Ed Martin on Monday announced his office would be charging and arresting individuals who threatened DOGE workers."

Fylgjumst með.

Enginn nennir að tala við Talibanana. þeir eru leiðinlegir.

UFO leitarsveitir FBI gætu verið í hættu

"FBI agents investigating UFOs are concerned about losing their jobs after being required to disclose any role they may have had in the Capitol riot cases, Politico has claimed, citing anonymous sources."

Ahem...

Mulder & Scully verða rekin.

Árið byrjar með eindæmum vel hjá kananum

El Salvador tekur við glæponum

"El Salvador has so perfected the art of mass incarceration that they're now looking to expand their operations to include other countries' criminals as well.

This was the result of a meeting that took place today between El Salvadorian President Nayib Bukele and U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, who announced that El Salvador was willing to accept deportees from the U.S. — regardless of their nation of origin."

Allt smellur saman.

Trump hættir að styrkja hryðjuverkasamtök

"President Donald Trump will reportedly defund the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA), the agency for Palestinian “refugees” that has aligned with Hamas terrorists, this week.

Trump will also withdraw from the United Nations Human Rights Council, which has been little more than a forum for dictators to sanitize their human rights records while bashing Israel and, to a lesser extent, the United States."

Alltaf til fyrirmyndar.  Og talandi um hryðjuverkasamtök: Kíkið á þennan hlekk til þess að sjá í hvað USAID peningarnir fóru

Á meðan, á Íslandi

"ný heild­ar­lög um lofts­lags­mál" - þetta hljómar mjög ógnvegkjandi.  Það eiga ekkert að vera nein lög um "loftslagsmál."  Það eru órar.

"Fækk­un ráðuneyta verði lögð fyr­ir Alþingi þar sem gert sé ráð fyr­ir að hagræðing af henni nemi u.þ.b. 350 millj­ón­um á ári."

Ef þeir hefðu lagt niður Umhverfisráðuneytið hefðu þeir sparað lágmark 20 milljarða á ári.

Frekar klént.

Vinstri-öfgamenn reknir

"Tech titan Elon Musk announced Monday that the General Services Administration’s tech arm has been “deleted,” appearing to confirm prior reports of its demise as he continues his crusade against government bloat.

Staffers were caught scrubbing code such as an “inclusion bot,” which observed internal messages to flag whether “racist” phrases such as “peanut gallery” were being used, the Daily Wire reported."

Allri úrkynjun er eytt.

Kettir bannaðir í skotlandi

"Households in Scotland could be prohibited from owning cats as part of new plans aimed at protecting the country’s wildlife.

A report by the Scottish Animal Welfare Commission (SAWC) – ordered by the Scottish Government – states that cats are wreaking havoc on the local population of mammals and birds."

Kettir bannaðir fyrir að gera katta-hluti.

Mánuður 1

Kananum gengur bara vonum framar núna

USAID lagt niður

"Musk also shared a post by an X user highlighting that USAID funneled $53 million to the infamous EcoHealth Alliance, that used U.S. taxpayer funds to support ‘gain-of-function’ (weaponization) research on coronaviruses at the Wuhan lab—research that likely led to the creation of COVID-19."

Ja-há.

DOGE hefur nú þegar sparað 1 trilljón dollara

"The cuts in government spending are so substantial that DOGE and the Trump administration will cut the national deficit in half by the end of this fiscal year!

The Trump Treasury Secretary explained how Joe Biden and company purposely sabotaged the US economy and ballooned the deficit."

$1,000,000,000,000

Á meðan, hjá BBC

"The BBC is now hedging its bets on climate change.
"Could the UK actually get colder with global warming?"
Hotter = global warming
The same = global warming
Colder = global warming
But would the BBC get any better without climate change propaganda?"

Alvöru.

Íslenska stjórnin segir okkur hvernig hæún hyggst féfletta okkur og setja landið á hausinn.

Það er bein útsending.  Þið getið skoðað það allt fljótlega.

Mikið raus um "gagnsæí" og aukin gjöld.  Hljómar ekki gæfulega.

Zelenski veit ekkert hvert peningarnir fóru

"“When I hear – both in the past and even now – from the U.S. that America has provided Ukraine with hundreds of billions, as the president of a nation at war, I can tell you – we’ve received more than $75 billion,” he said. “We’re talking about tangible things because this aid didn’t come as cash but rather as weapons, which amounted to about $70 billion.”"

Duló.

Kaninn hefur verið að brillera undanfarna daga

Helgin var viðburðarík hjá Bretanum.

Kaninn orðinn eitthvað pirraður á mexíkönskum glæpagengjum

"Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth just confirmed that the United States could now conduct special operations against Mexican cartels now that President Trump has declared them foreign terrorist organizations. "All options will be on the table.""

B-52?

Óður tranni ætlaði að myrða

"A Trantifa militant radicalized by @Reddit named Ryan Michael "Riley Jane" English has been federally charged for allegedly trying to kill members of Trump cabinet and/or burn down a conservative think tank.

English, 24, of South Deerfield, Massachusetts, was “on a mission” and “had been thinking about for this for a while because of Luigi Mangione,” prosecutors said."

Sumir ættu að óhuga önnur áhugamál.  Eins og módel-járnbrautir.

Demókratar velja... áhugavert fólk yfir sig

"Gun control activist and Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting survivor David Hogg was elected on Saturday to serve as the vice chairman of the Democratic National Committee (DNC)."

Aha... aha.

Hvað er verið að fela?

"On Saturday the US Army released the name of the pilot of the US Army Blackhawk helicopter that flew into a passenger jet landing at Reagan National Airport.

The crash was on Wednesday. The third pilot’s name, Rebecca Lobach, was finally released on Saturday, three days later.

It took the US Army and Rebecca’s family three days to scrub her social media accounts. They really don’t want the public to know anything about this female pilot."

Hver er samsæriskenningin?  Þær eru alltaf réttar.

.45 ACP, giska ég á.  Sjáið recoilið á þessu.  Hann hefði átt að íhuga 9mm.  9mm slær ekkert.

.45 er frábært ef þú ætlar að nota hljóðdeyfi.  Annars ekki.  Svona eins og .300 Blackout, nema fyrir skammbyssur.

Kanada tollar vörur frá USA

"Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau issued a response to US President Donald Trump’s Saturday order imposing a 25 percent tariff on imports from Canada, announcing that the country will be implementing a 25 percent tariff of its own on American goods."

Gerir hann sér grein fyrir því að USA eru sjálfum sé nóg um allt?

Grunar að svo sé ekki.

Þetta er voða gott show, og allt það, en mun engu skila.

Þetta er fyndnara en það hefur nokkurn rétt á að vera.

Delerí í útlendingum

Þýzk pólitík er í ruglinu

"German mainstream politicians and media have presented that the real 'threat' the country is facing is not brutal terror rampages and attacks like those recently seen in Magdeburg and Aschaffenburg (both perpetrated by asylum-seeking migrants), but the fact that Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) has been polling better than ever before

The now defeated bill sought to give border authorities greater power in turning away migrants and asylum seekers, and would make it easier to deport violators."

Þýzka ríkið vill láta múslima keyra yfir fleira fólk.

Á morgun verða settir 25% tollar á innflutning frá Mexíkó & Kanada

"The administration asserts that these tariffs will remain until both neighboring countries take substantial measures to curb the flow of unauthorized migrants and illicit drugs into the United States.

This announcement follows a recent agreement with Colombia, where the threat of similar tariffs led the Marxist president to fold like a cheap suit and begin accepting deported migrants."

Stanslaus hasar.

GTA NY

"New York City police are searching for a group of people who took over a subway train in Queens and took it for a joyride.

The theft took place before 10:30pm on Saturday near the 71st Avenue station in Forest Hills, according to the NYPD. Officers initially responded to reports of vandalism but were instead met by an employee from the Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA), who reported that several individuals had boarded an unoccupied R train and had taken it on a brief joyride."

Allt er hægt.

Bretar fylla borholur af steypu

"The North Sea Transition Authority regulator has ordered the permanent closure of two natural gas wells at Preston New Road in Lancashire, some eight years after shale gas was extracted from the site. The owner of the wells, Cuadrilla, said that it will start covering them in concrete starting next month, The Telegraph reports."

Orka verður ekkert ódýrari við þessa aðgerð.

 

Grænsanseruð veðurviðvörun

Klám bannað í barnaskólum

"One of the biggest battles in the last four years has been over parents’ rights. Basically, Democrats don’t think they have any. That’s changing with the Trump Department of Education, which immediately put the kybosh on fallacious claims that removing pornographic LGBTQ+ books from schools is “book banning.”"

Krakkarnir verða bara að finna sitt klám á internetinu eins og allir aðrir.

 

Trúarofstækismaður myrðir íraka

"Wednesday’s attack reportedly occurred while the 38-year-old was live-streaming on Tiktok. Swedish police confirmed that they have arrested five people in connection with the killing but have not disclosed details about the suspects’ identities or motives. Investigators are said to be working to determine whether the shooting was politically or religiously motivated."

Ekki beint dularfullt.

Húsið á Sléttunni endurgert með samkynhneigðum kynskiftum svörtum dvergum í hjólastól

"Little House on the Prairie, a reimagining of the Laura Ingalls Wilder book series, is coming to Netflix! Part family drama, part survival tale, and part origin story, the series will offer a kaleidoscopic view of the struggles and triumphs of those who shaped the American West."

Það verður áhugavert að sjá hvernig þeir ná að troða gagnrýni á Trump inn í þetta.

Það má finna not fyrir ungabörn

"A 25-year-old man from Port Arthur, Texas, is under police investigation after a viral TikTok video showed him using a three-month-old baby to wipe snow off a car during last week's winter storm."

Ekkert má.

Áhugaverð á í Perú

"The river, Shanay-Timpishka, is in the Mayantuyacu region of Peru, and can reach temperatures of up to 100°C. 

Andrés Ruzo, an explorer who has ventured to the river, said: 'The hottest temperature I've measured is 210°F (100°C).

'To put that into everyday terms, the average coffee is roughly 130°F (55°C).

'It's hard to physically imagine that much hot water.

'You stick your hand in, and you will see second or third degree burns in a matter of seconds.'

While the river sounds like the stuff of nightmares, climate scientists* from the University of Miami now say it could provide a 'window into the future'. "

Þú syndir í ánni, og annað hvort ferðastu um í tíma eða sýður til bana.

*Ég tryesti varlega nokkrum sem kallar zsig viljandi "climate scientist."  Það hefur ekkert verið að marka þá undanfarna öld.

Það gengur vel hjá kananum, verr hjá okkur

Bretland er svo fucked.

Kannski er þessi ástæða þess að Kristrúnu var ekki boðið á fund?

"Þórdís Kolbrún Reykfjörð Gylfadóttir, fyrrverandi utanríkisráðherra og fráfarandi varaformaður Sjálfstæðisflokksins, segir að fjarvera forsætisráðherra á fundi leiðtoga Norðurlandanna um helgina sýni okkar nánustu bandamönnum að Ísland forgangsraði með allt öðrum og undarlegri hætti en löndin í kringum okkur."

Ég er með þá kenningu að Þórdís hafi mætt á svona fund, eða tvo, og verið að gjamma frammí fyri mönnum sem vissu um hvað þeir voru að tala, og þeir hafi dregið þá ályktin að kvenfólk á Íslandi væri samansafn af vitleysingum sem best væri bara að halda utan við vitrænar umræður.

Góð kenning. Trackar.

Ég veit sára lítið um Krisrúnu, hún hefur þessa tvo trúða sem hafa verið að outperforma hana gjörsamlega í öllu klúðri og spillingu.

Ef fram fer sem horfir þarf hún að borða nýfætt barn á almannafæri til þess að toppa kollega sína. 

Trump bannar barnageldingar

"Axios reported that Trump issued an executive order restricting ‘gender-affirming care,’ better described as child mutilation, across the country. The order will apply to all individuals under the age of 19.

The order will affect all federally-run insurance programs, including TRICARE for military families and Medicaid. Moreover, all federal funding for medical schools and hospitals will be revoked if they practice child mutilation."

Allt sem hann gerir er jákvætt og gott.

Fráfarandi gerði þetta öðruvísi.  Meira en lítill VG fílingur þarna.

Talandi um jákvætt og gott:

"“I can confirm to you that the United States has notified the secretary-general, in his capacity as a depository, of its withdrawal on January 27 of this year from the Paris agreement,” said Stephane Dujarric, spokesman for U.N. chief Antonio Guterres.

“According to Article 28, paragraph two, of the Paris agreement, the withdrawal of the United States will take effect on January 27, 2026.”"

Ég samgleðst kananum með þennan mikilvæga áfanga.

... aha.  Spes. Og alvöru, skilst mér.

Trump segir Musk að ná í gleymda geimfara

"Enough is enough. At least that's the message being conveyed by President Donald Trump regarding the pair of astronauts who have been stranded at the International Space Station for an astounding seven months.

Astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams have been stuck on the ISS since June 2024 in what was supposed to be a week-long mission. They arrived on a spacecraft made by Boeing, which developed mechanical issues (shocker) and prevented their scheduled return trip. It has now taken over seven months — and the election of a new president — to bring them home.

Musk confirmed the request he received from Trump and vowed to get the job done."

Rappari er svo fetur að hann kemst ekki inn í bíl

"A Detroit-based plus-sized rapper is taking Lyft to court after a driver refused to give her a ride, claiming she was "too big to fit" in his car and might "burst his tires." Dank Demoss, whose real name is Dajua Blanding, recorded the incident earlier this month and posted it across her social media.

In the video, Blanding tells the driver, "I can fit in this car."

The driver, however, looks at Blanding and disagrees with her, replying, "Believe me, you can’t.""

Er "Lose a few" ekki lag með Emminemm?