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"According to sources, a dangerous right-wing extremist named J.K. Rowling has taken to the internet to spread hateful rhetoric. Authorities have called for decisive action to silence the bigoted fascist before she further spreads her message. 

"Men aren't women," said the disgusting transphobe in a recent Twitter post. She then doubled down on her controversial message by also saying "Women aren't men." 

"This is a hate crime," said EU Diversity Minister Günter Schreiber. "Everyone knows that women aren't a real thing, but rather a fantastical state of being that ebbs and flows through the human imagination like a wisp of magical fairy dust. That's just science.""

Þetta var nú skemmtilegt, en að öðru:

Hver þarf líffæri?

"Malone goes on to explain the spike proteins induced by the vaccine could do permanent damage to a child’s brain, nervous system, heart and blood vessels, their reproductive system and their immune system."

Darwin mun sjá um sína.

Allir fá fyrir hjartað

"A French professional football (soccer) player had to leave the field of play after just 30 minutes Tuesday night, becoming the third in the space of one week to experience severe chest pains and shortness of breath."

Guð hjartaáfalla.

Tim Pool.

Hjálpræðisherinn skaut sig í fótinn.

Miaðaði vel, með bæði leiser og kíki: "Salvation Army Faces Holiday Shortages After Telling White Donors to Face Their Racism"

Ég er viss um að þeir læra ekkert á þessu

"According to LA County Sheriff Alejandro Villanueva, the department has received 8,105 concealed carry weapon applications and approved 2,102 of them since he took office in December 2018, compared to his predecessor having issued 194 permits in four years.

That trend increased last week, Glucksman said, after a beloved black philanthropist, Jacqueline Avant, was killed in her home.

“The killing of Avant shows that even having a security guard isn’t enough to deter someone,” said Mizrahie. The victim and her husband, legendary music executive Clarence Avant, had a private security guard on duty when she was killed around 2:30 a.m. on Dec. 1.

Beverly Hills and surrounding neighborhoods like Brentwood and Bel-Air are famously home to liberal celebrities."

Í Ameríku þýðir "Liberal" ekki að maður sé frjálslyndur, eisn og orðið bókstaflega þýðir heldur að maður er einhverskonar Nazisti.

Jólabókaflóð, 4 þáttur

Smásögur eru sniðugar,

Sérstaklega þær sem fjalla um mannætur, Hitler og skrímsli.