25.12.2021 | 14:15
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"Joe and Jill Biden took NORAD Christmas phone calls from families at the White House Friday. One dad closed out the call with a cheery "Let's go Brandon!", a phrase that has become a euphemism for the profane protest chant F*** Joe Biden.
Jill giggled while Joe said, "Let's go Brandon! I agree."
Klassískt
Var einn í viku árin áður, og frá upphafi. Eitthvað öðruvísi núna.
Á meðan reynist banvænasta plága síðan Svarti Dauði ekkert svo banvæn:
"the Blaze is reporting that officials in Texas are also being tight-lipped about the circumstances of this first death, after the increasingly careless mainstream media blared out the news that an American had died "from" the omicron variant, when that's actually not the case - or at least has not yet been confirmed to be the case."
Fleiri og fleiri sjá í gegnum ruglið.
Þessi mynd er ásrs gömul. Hugsið aðeins um það.
Hér er finnskt myndband fyrir þá sem halda ennþá að það sé einhver drepsótt á sveimi.
"Instead of being detained by Roman guards, Jesus might have been made to disappear into a secret government detention center where he would have been interrogated, tortured and subjected to all manner of abuses. Chicago police have disappeared more than 7,000 people into a secret, off-the-books interrogation warehouse at Homan Square.
Charged with treason and labeled a domestic terrorist, Jesus might have been sentenced to a life-term in a private prison where he would have been forced to provide slave labor for corporations or put to death by way of the electric chair or a lethal mixture of drugs."
Á meðan plotta mökkruglaðir aktivistar:
"Extinction Rebellion activists are believed to be holding secret nighttime meetings in a public car park just outside Cambridge where they are also storing their bright pink boat used as the centrepiece of their hated protests, MailOnline can reveal today.
Members of the climate group are said to gather with car headlights on and speak with 'hushed tones' as they plan their demonstrations and have been seen putting together their scaffolding-type structures used to cause traffic chaos in London and outside businesses they don't like."
25.12.2021 | 13:01