16.11.2022 | 18:28
Á leið til tunglsins
Dauði gaurinn verður kosinn forseti 2024.
Ekki orðað á ljóðrænasta mögulega hátt, en ekki rangt.
Minnir mig á það... einhver með spár um hvenær vinir Bjarna B setja Íslandsbanka á hausinn?
Miklu einfaldara á Íslandi: skatturinn fer beint í einhverja vitleysu. Engir óþarfa milliliðir. Svo borgar þú bara fyrir veitta þjónustu. Þannig virka veggjöld: þú borgar fyrir vegina, svo borgar þú fyrir að aka á veginum, og svo borgar þú meira fyrir vegina. Og svo borgar þú aftur.
Ef kaninn gerði sér grein fyrir þessu, þá þyrfti hann ekki að vera með umsvif í Úkraínu og eitthvert FTX rugl.
"According to Teles, over 3 million people demonstrated yesterday in Brasilía, although the capital is very difficult to reach and people often had to travel several days to get there. In Rio de Janeiro, approx. 500,000 protested in front of the old Ministry of Defense, demanding military intervention to prevent the communists from taking power."
Göfug hugsjón hjá fólki þarna í Brazilíu. Ekki erum við svona göfug.
Mexíkanar læra af mistökum þeirra fyrir Norðan og Sunnan
"Up to 500.000 Mexicans were out on the streets Sunday in 15 cities to protest far-left President López Obradors plan to eliminate the National Electoral Institute (INE) and state-based electoral authorities and possibly such safeguards as Voter ID."
Þjóðverjar eru annálaðir klúðrarar líka
"The elections to the Berlin House of Representatives and the district assemblies are declared invalid in the entire electoral area, the President of the Berlin Constitutional Court, Ludgera Selting (58), ruled today.
The reason are the massive irregularites in the 2021 election. New elections will be held in Spring of 2023.
Ahead of the German elections on Sept. 26, 2021, YouTube had announced they were banning any content that doubts the elections."
Youtube er langt frá því að vera áreiðanlegur miðill. Ágætt til að hlusta á tónlist, annars ekkert að frétta.
Hnignun netsins er veruleg, og slæm.
Youtube og raunveruleikinn eru ekki vinir
"Yes, even though these are real world leaders discussing a real plan for world government, YouTube decided that yes, global governance is still a conspiracy theory and you'd better not look into it because it's not real."
Facebook hefur verið á þessari vegferð líka. Ekkert að marka það hyski heldur. Enda eigiði ekkert að vera á FB.
Babylon Bee fær að vera með sketsa þarna.
"As Reuters reports citing four sources, German authorities have stepped up preparations for emergency cash deliveries in case of a blackout (or rather blackouts) to keep the economy running, as the nation braces for possible power cuts arising from the war in Ukraine. The plans include the Bundesbank hoarding extra billions to cope with a surge in demand, as well as "possible limits on withdrawals", one of the people said. And if you think crypto investors are angry when they can't access their digital tokens in a bankrupt exchange, just wait until you see a German whose cash has just been locked out."
Glóbalistar. Geta ekki gert neitt rétt.
"The Russian Defense Ministry has reported that its experts analyzed photos of the projectiles parts, published by media outlets, and identified them as elements of a missile from the S-300 air defense system used by the Air Force of Ukraine."
Veit ekki hvað menn voru að meina með þessu.
"If all goes well, the Artemis 2 mission could propel four astronauts on a flyby mission around the moon in 2024. Then by 2025, Artemis 3 mission would allow for the first crewed moon landing on the moon."
Ef.