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Þetta er klassík.

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Halastjarna

Terroristar gera terrorista hluti.

Joe Biden fjármagnar Hamas

"On Wednesday, Biden announced that the United States would be sending a $100 million aid package to Gaza and the West Bank."

*Facepalm*

Stuðningsmenn terrorista hertaka þinghús

"On Wednesday afternoon, pro-Palestinian activists entered the Cannon House Office Building and occupied it, holding a sit-in on the floor and engaging in chants. They demanded that Congress call for a cease-fire in Gaza and refused to leave."

Allir vilja taka þátt.

Af hverju eru þessar erjur komnar til Þýzkalands?

"According to the Berlin Police, 174 people were arrested at the banned protest and 65 police officers were injured during the rioting that lasted until the early hours of Thursday morning. The protest was organised by the “Youth against Racism” activist group, German broadcaster NTV reports."

Á meðan, í A-Evrópu:

Maður dæmdur í fangelsi fyrir skrípamynd

"Pro-Trump meme maker Douglass Mackey, AKA, Ricky Vaughn, was sentenced to 7 months in prison for trolling Hillary Clinton during the 2016 election.

Mackey was facing a maximum of 10 years in prison for speech crimes."

Margir idíótar féllu fyrir augljósa brandaranum:

"According to the complaint, more than 4,900 people ‘cast their vote via text message.’"

Orð eru morð, segja þeir núna.

Á næsta ári birtist halastjarna

"Pons-Brooks which has been deemed as the “devil comet” due to its horns exploded on October 5th and is now on trajectory towards the Earth."

Töff. Fylgjumst með.

Matur framtíðarinnar er pöddur og sag

"ÄIO, set up in 2022, has created a way of producing fats and oils from industrial waste.

When asked if ÄIO faces prejudice from consumers, who may be reluctant to eat industrial byproducts, Lahtvee insists the process is the same as making other fermented foods like kimchi or yoghurt that people eat without thinking twice."

Borðið iðnaðarúrgang og pöddur.  Munið eftir grímunni, svo þið fáið ekki kóvid.

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