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Donald Tusk leggur niður frjálsa fjölmiðlun

"Poland’s public television news stations went off the air yesterday as police conducted massive raids to seize public news station TVP, with fears becoming realized that Prime Minister Donald Tusk would move quickly to crack down on press freedoms once he assumed power.

Both Morawiecki and KaczyÅ„ski said the government’s decision to replace public media chiefs resembled a “coup d’état” and an illegal “takeover by force.”"

Evrópusambandið þolir enga skoðun.

Ísraelar segjast vera að sigra hryðjuverkasamtökin sem við fjármögnuðum

"The 401st Brigade in the 162nd Division, along with the Shaldag tunnel rats, Yahalom combat engineers and Shayetet 13 special forces, have been operating in Rimal area in Gaza City, where ‘Palestine Square’ is located. The forces carried out a combined and coordinated offensive on ‘Palestine Square’ and took operational control over the area. Over the last few days, the area was completely secured, securing booby traps and removing IEDs. IDF forces eliminated approximately 600 terrorists in both ground and aerial operations in Rimal, Arutz Sheva reports."

Og í þessu vídjói sjást þeir sprengja í loft upp göngin sem við borguðum fyrir:

Við hefðum geta notað þennan pening til þess að bora göng einhversstaðar á Austurlandi... en nei.

Það gengur mjög illa að selja rafbíla

"According to GM, almost 1,000 of its nearly 2,000 Buick dealerships across the U.S. chose to take buyouts from the parent company rather than investing potentially millions into retooling and prepping dealers to service and sell EVs."

Einhverntíma á næstu öld mun þetta síast inn hér heima.

Meira að segaj MS Word er úrkynjað núna

"Microsoft Word has added a "woke" feature that issues warnings when words are written that aren't "inclusive" in nature.

The software was brought to light by X owner Elon Musk who stirred up a debate on whether or not Microsoft is attempting to push a societal narrative through its software programs."

Ég held ég nenni ekki að nota ritvinnzlu sem er sífellt að skamma mig fyrir mína endalusu pedófóbíu og sífelldu nekrófóbísku ummæli.

Open Office, það er eina vitið.

Kannist þið við þetta allt?

War Thunder er besti tölvuleikur allra tíma

"War Thunder is a free-to-play combat multiplayer game, which allows players to battle each other using historical and modern military hardware. Many of its fans are obsessed with accuracy and press the game’s designers to get every detail exactly right – often supporting their arguments with restricted materials.

This year alone, War Thunder fans spilled some classified beans on the AH-64D Apache Longbow helicopter, the F-117 Nighthawk, F-16 Fighting Falcon and the F-15E Strike Eagle. Previous disclosures involved France’s Leclerc and British Challenger-2 tanks, as well as Chinese DTC10-125 anti-armor shells. In total, over the years, gamers have shared classified and sensitive info on at least 14 separate occasions, according to Task & Purpose."

Svo mikið lagt í smáatriði.

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Borgarstjóri Lundúna hatar fátæka

"The expansion of ULEZ at the end of the month has been Mr Khan's single most controversial transport policy - with even Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer blaming it for his party's recent by-election loss in Uxbridge. 

The scheme will cover all London boroughs from August 29 and force drivers of non-compliant vehicles to shell out £12.50 a day - on top of any other charges like the £15 Congestion Charge."

Fuck fátækir!

Ég verð ekkert hissa ef elítan í Evrópu byrjar að slátra fólki.

Hve miklir fávitar eru kolefnistrúarmenn?

"Stórir hvalir kolefnisjafna eins og skógur alla ævina"

Þau falla í líffræði að eilífu.

Þetta er fyrirsögn dagsins:

"Eight bodies recovered after deadly Moscow sewers tour"

Er þetta óplægður akur fyrir íslenska ferðaþjónustu?  Að fara með túrista að skoða skólpdælur og rotþrær?

Að ganga þío hægðum annarra virðist vera mjög Inn núna.

Canada World Peace Soccer Tournament dissolves into violence

"The soccer players, who represented Brazil, Somaliland, Congo, Ethiopia, Namibia, Eritrea, India, and Senegal (not sure where Canada fit in but there ya go) started actually beating each other with sticks.

Eighty police officers, including a tactical unit, had to be called into quell the violence."

Ég þarf ekki að segja neitt um þetta.

Það var vinsælt að sóa pening í úkraníu.

Ríkið brenndi fólk lifandi

"According to AP, Lahaina residents who disobeyed government road barricades survived the fires, while many who heeded orders to turn around died in their cars and homes with no way out. Now, officials are facing public outrage over why the emergency sirens weren't set off and why they prevented people from fleeing to safety."

Lærið af þessu: óhlýðnist ríkinu.

Hagstofan, ekki ég.

FBI myrðir fólk af handahófi núna

"A family is desperately seeking answers after FBI agents busted down the door and killed their relative in a pre-dawn raid last week.

The FBI is refusing to tell a grieving mother why they showed up in armored vehicles at 6 am last Wednesday and fatally shot her son."

Smá NKVD keimur af þessu.

Niðurstaða:

Fólk vill búa í heimi þar sem það gengur í hægðum annarra, og lögreglan myrðir það af handahófi, glæpamenn ræna það daglega, og allt skattféð fer í útlenda bankareikninga einhverra ríkra kalla sem við þekkjum ekkert.

Það virðist vera hin sanna paradís normísanna.  Hvern hefði grunað?