Allir þurfa M-16

Armalite er núna Ameríku-riffillinn

"The text of the bill has not yet been submitted, but according to congressional records it would declare an AR-15 style rifle chambered in a .223 Remington round or a 5.56x45mm NATO round to be the National Gun of the United States."

Því ekki?

Ég vil meina að þið öll þurfið einn svona AR riffil.  Í M-16 útfærzlunni, þið vitið: safe-semi & Fuck You.  16 tommu hlaup, hljóðdeyfi & red-dot, alveg eins og US mil. vill hafa þetta.  NATO standard, allt saman.

Af hverju?

Jú, þið hafið látið skrá ykkur sem þátttakendur í 3. Heimstyrrjöldina.  Það var sameiginleg ákvörðun ykkar.  Ég var ekki hafður með í ráðum.  Svo já, þið þurfið M-16.  Lágmark 300 skot.  Kannski nokkrar handsprengjur líka.

Rússarnir hafa AK-12, það er voða svipað tæki, þið verðið að geta mætt þeim á nokkurnvegin jöfnum grunni, ekki satt?

Þið ákváðuð þetta.  Þið völduð ykkur andstæðing.  Af einhverjum ástæðum.

Hvað þið viljið og hvað þið þurfið er ólíkt.  Þið viljið WW3, svo nú þurfið þið M-16.  Einfalt.

Meira WW3 shit

"the United States is set to more than quadruple its troop presence on the self-ruled island of Taiwan.

The WSJ details of the question of more troops positioned in Taiwan, "The U.S. plans to deploy between 100 and 200 troops to the island in the coming months, up from roughly 30 there a year ago, according to U.S. officials.""

Yay.

Á léttari nótum

"NATO has been criticised for a bizarre tweet comparing the Ukraine conflict to Harry Potter and Star Wars."

... já.

Bretar þurfa líka M-16

"British defence secretary Ben Wallace has predicted that the United Kingdom will be at war yet again by 2030, warning officials and citizens alike that the nation must invest in its military and prepare for the impending conflict."

Algert lágmark.

Sameinuðu þjóðirnar eru samansafn af nazistum

"The United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO), an agency best known for maintaining a list of humanity’s most valuable cultural heritage sites, demanded the establishment of global guidelines for the regulation of social media in a conference on Wednesday to address alleged disinformation."

Illska neitar að hverfa.

Ekki tala um krimmana

"Describing the assault as a vicious attack by a gang, the family member said that they had found the response of the Gardai to be very upsetting.

"We can't understand it," he said. "We were asked to take down a social media post where we had identified the attackers as foreign nationals, because no one has been arrested and women need to know this information.""

Kökuskrímslið er uggvænlegt

"A suspect dressed as the beloved Sesame Street cooking monster, known for his hunger for sweets, has been terrorizing Santa Cruz, California locals along the coastal city's boardwalk by harassing them to pay him for snapshots with them or their children as well as shouting obscenities and taunts and onlookers."

Allt er til.

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