13.11.2024 | 20:19
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Ameríkaninn er svo heppinn að það er ótrúlegt
"In September, Ramaswamy told podcaster Lex Fridman: "Get in there on day one, say that anybody in the federal bureaucracy who is not elected, elected representatives obviously were elected by the people, but the people who are not elected, if your social security number ends in an odd number, youre out, if it ends in an even number, youre in. Theres a 50% cut right there."
Og þetta batnar bara.
Á meðan höfum við gerpi eins og þetta
"Svandís Svavarsdóttir, formaður Vinstri grænna, telur að skatta á Íslandi megi ekki lækka fyrr en þeim skilyrðum sé fullnægt að ríkið sé fullfjármagnað."
Í Sorpu með hana. Hún skal flokkast sem lífrænn úrgangur. Eða brennanlegt sorp.
Kaninn fær snillinga, við fáum lífrænan úrgang á fæti.
Ahem...
Forseti Argentínu er mikill dáðadrengur
"It now arises that Argentinas inflation slowed to 2.7% in the month of October, slowing down from 3,5% in September.
Thats the lowest level in three years.
Milei came to power less than a year ago, promising to pull the country out of a dire economic crisis."
Argentínumenn fá hinn ágæta Mieli, við fáum mannlega lortinn Svandísi Svavars.
Spurt var. Svarið fékkst.
"Ukrainian leader Vladimir Zelensky could raid the countrys nuclear reactors to develop crude atomic weapons if the US cuts off military aid, a think tank in Kiev has claimed.
While Ukraine cannot enrich Uranium a process vital for building modern nuclear weapons, its nine operating nuclear reactors contain an estimated seven tons of plutonium, its authors claimed. This could be used to build bombs similar to the Fat Man device dropped on Nagasaki by the US in 1945, they wrote."
Fyrirboði vesens.
"A man accused of beating a dog inside a taxpayer-funded homeless shelter in Seattle on Saturday has been released from jail without bail."
Fjöltungu Dad-joke.
"A missing man was discovered dead in a Planet Fitness tanning bed Monday three days after he walked into one of the gym's locations in Indianapolis, authorities and loved ones said."
Hann hefur verið steiktur í gegn.
Svolítið annað. En við þurfum þetta.