Fréttirnar, eins og þær eru

Boris Johnson í fílu vegna þess að Pútín sagði það sem við svosem vissum

"David Arahamiya, the leader of Ukraine’s ruling party, revealed that Johnson had scuppered a peace deal that would have put an end to hostilities just a few months after the Russian invasion.

Putin confirmed this when he stated, “He had fixed his signature to some of the provisions, not to all of it. He put his signature and then he himself said, we were ready to sign it, and the war would have been over long ago. 18 months ago. However, Prime Minister Johnson came, talk to us out of it and we missed that chance. Well, you missed it. You made a mistake.”

Johnson was clearly rattled by the revelation.

Around the world people are watching that ludicrous interview with Vladimir Putin conducted by Tucker Carlson,” raged Boris."

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Íslendingar fjármagna fleiri göng í Gaza en hér heima

"The Israeli military says it has discovered a Hamas tunnel and a secret data center underneath the evacuated headquarters of the UN agency for Palestinian refugees (UNRWA) in Gaza City."

Kannski ef við segðum ríkinu að við værum í raun útíbu frá Hamas, og við ætluðum að gera innrás í útibú ísrael í Landeyjum, sem er augljóslega svo vegna þess að þar eru beljur á Beit, og Beit er ljóslega Ísraelskt orð.

Þessar beljur eru allar í eigu manna sem eru grunsamlega læikir Netanjahú, sérstaklega í myrkri, séð aftanfrá af svona 50 metar færi.

Við segjumst bara vera Mústafa Al-Kabúmm frá Gaza, og þá fáum við 800 milljarða til þess að gera þessi göng.  Tvíbreið.

Nútíminn er asnalegur.

Næsta kóvitleysa verður osom

"A resident of Oregon has been infected with the state’s first case of bubonic plague since 2015, health officials confirmed last week.

The resident likely contracted the infection from their symptomatic cat, Deschutes County Health Services said in a news release on Wednesday."

Get ekki beðið eftir að úrkynjaðir hálfvitar byrji að hlaupa um öskrandi "Morðingi!  Morðingi!" aftur.

... hvað.

Óeirðaseggir kveikja í sjálkeyrandi bíl

"A Waymo self-driving car was targeted and deliberately set ablaze by a group of people in San Francisco's Chinatown on Saturday evening. This incident is part of a rising trend of hostility towards autonomous vehicles, highlighted by an individual late last year on X: "The AI crusades have begun.""

... eh?

Pólitíkus með sniðuga hugmynd

"Dubbed the SCHUMER Act, an acronym for Senators Can Help Underpin Military Engagement and Readiness, the proposed bill aims to mandate that members of Congress who support military aid to Ukraine must themselves serve on the front lines of the conflict."

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