20.8.2024 | 21:32
ABBA í geimnum, og fleira skemmtilegt
Tćknilega ekki kvikmynd, heldur 3 ţátta míní sería.
Greinilega undir miklum áhrifum frá "2001, a space odissey," en líka međ skemmtilega vísun í R.U.R.
Ţetta eru semsagt sćnskir ţćttir, síđan 1978, međ svipađ budget og Stundin Okkar. Samt hágćđa efni, eins og hér er bent á:
Tilviljun? Hver veit?
Veit ekki međ Alien, en "Among us" er mjög sus.
Ef menn fíla ekki útgeiminn, á er ein hér jerđtengdari:
Kábojmynd međ bíl. Hve margar kábój myndir eru međ bíl? Ekki margar. Man samt eftir einni međ Jóni vćna. Ţar voru allir á Reo Speedwagon, minnir mig.
Ţessi Káboj mynd. Miklu magni eiturlyfja var neytt viđ gerđ ţessarar, og niđurstađan eftir ţví.
20.8.2024 | 18:23
Kómedíu gullnáma
Demókrataţingiđ er kómedíu gullnáma
"Joe Biden battles the teleprompter and loses.
"Women are now without electrical... not allowed, excuse me, not without electoral (long pause) or political power."
(Biden gives up)"
"Some random state senator says that Trump "could even weaponize the Department of Justice to go after his political opponents!"
Whoopsie: that's EXACTLY what Kamala Harris and the Democrats have done to President Trump."
Og svo framvegis...
Svona er ţetta bara.
Rússnesnki herinn nćr New York
"Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has once again admitted the situation in Ukraine's east is "difficult" amid a continuing Russian troop advance in the Donetsk region. He said this Tuesday as Moscow announced the capture of the key town of New York, or Niu-York."
Bara skemmtilegt fyrisagnarinnar vegna, annars er ţetta bara "business as uaual."
Mjög skrítiđ mál.
"A giant spider capable of running half-a-metre per second is invading homes across Britain.
The arachnid grows on average to have a total leg span of up to 7.5cm or around the size of a kiwi but can be as large as 10cm - the diameter of a grapefruit."
Ekki ţađ stór.
Hlutabréf lćkka í verđi í Ţýzkalandi
"Shares in German defense company Rheinmetall have slumped after reports that Berlin could cut arms deliveries to Ukraine.
Rheinmetalls share price dropped by as much as 4.5% to 536 ($592) after European markets opened on Monday morning, although it later partially rebounded to 554."
Ţeir jafna sig á ţessu.
"In a post on X, Musk shared a photo of himself standing at what appeared to be a podium with the words D.O.G.E.
Underneath were the words Department of Government Efficiency.
Were currently adding, I think, a trillion dollars to the deficit every roughly every 100 days, Musk said. And the interest payments on the national debt have now exceeded the defense budget. Its on the order of a trillion dollars, and it keeps growing."
Gaman.