Ég er viss um að ríkið nýtir eldgosið til þess að klúðra stórt

Þýzka ríkið vill að ungdómurinn deyji fyrir islömsku nauðgunargengin

"The magazine writes, “Taking all of this into account, Germany faces a tremendous challenge. We must dare to embrace more ‘heroism’ – and less hedonism. More communal commitment and less responsibility-avoiding individualism. And be careful not to lose sight of what we want to defend: freedom and diversity.

Stern doesn’t want right-wing people who love their country fighting a patriotic war at the front. This could lead to people voting for the AfD, and then… Hitler will come back. This is the logic of Der Spiegel, Stern, and many others.

They instead want iPhone-wielding hipsters who love diversity dying in the trenches. These iPhone-wielding youths should be at the front to defend guys like Gerwien so they can go to Vietnamese restaurants, attend book readings from African authors, and enjoy art installations from Brazilian LGBT activists."

Úrkynjunin er mikil þar á bæ.

Hitler lifði lengur en menn héldu... er sagt

"The document was the CIA’s response to the allegations that Hitler was living in Colombia and had been for several years.

Here is the full document Analysis of Document HVCA 2592 Suggesting Hitler Survived World War II.

The CIA document goes over the details of the claim that Hitler was still alive. Allegedly, an SS Officer traveled from Caracas to Colombia to see Hitler once per month."

Who cares?

Oh Canada...

"Canadians will soon find themselves paying more for imported American accordion parts, emus, bovine semen, and clothing made with asbestos fibers. Toronto residents who dreamed of reaching the stars with an American-made spaceship will pay 25 percent more to make their dreams come true. Ottawa diarists will have to pay 25 percent more if they want to record their daily adventures in a diary imported from the United States."

Alvöru.

MIT hefur allskonar hugmyndir

"Recent advances in biotechnology now provide a pathway to producing living human bodies without the neural components that allow us to think, be aware, or feel pain. Many will find this possibility disturbing, but if researchers and policymakers can find a way to pull these technologies together, we may one day be able to create 'spare' bodies, both human and nonhuman."

Semsagt... framtíðin er kattastelpur.+