Á meðan, á Írlandi

Írar mótmæla

"Huge crowds carrying signs with messages such as “Irish Lives Matter”, “Ireland for the Irish”, and “Ireland is Full” took to the streets of the Irish capital on Saturday in a protest coinciding with the anniversary of the 1916 Easter Rising, which marked the start of the armed conflict against British rule over the island."

Kommúnistar óttast Conor McGregor.

Spæta herjar á bæinn

"A frisky bird weathering mating season has taken aim at dozens of cars in a Massachusetts town — leaving residents shielding their vehicles from the feathered menace's sharp beak, according to reports.

The pesky two-month mystery behind at least 25 punctured and shattered sideview mirrors and windshields in Rockport was recently cracked when a local caught the pileated woodpecker in the act."

Öflugt kvikyndi.

Rússar hafa náð Kúrks aftur

"The final fight was for the village of Gornal, which lies on the Ukrainian border. Fighting on the vicinity of the settlement became fierce earlier this month, and the tide was definitely in Moscow forces' favor after the capture of a key monastery complex. Russian forces accused the Ukrainian army of using the monastery as a military forward operating position."

Auðvitað.

Niðurgangur menntakerfisins fullkomnaður

"KÍ fagnar því að horft sér sérstaklega til framhaldsskóla í þessu sambandi en bendir á að ef flétta á kynja- og jafnréttisfræði inn í alla kennslu og starfsemi skóla verður efnið að vera hluti kennaranáms, starfsþróunar og alls þess náms sem starfsfólki í framhaldsskólum stendur til boða. Er lagt til að mikilvægt sé að í hverjum framhaldsskóla sé skilgreint stöðuhlutfall sérstaks jafnréttisfulltrúa."

Þetta hljómar eins og úrkynjað kommúnista bullshit.