Píratar hóta morðum

Byrjum daginn á ofbeldishótunum í boði Pírata:

Félagshyggjumenn skemma rafkerfið í Berlín

"Far left extremists are claiming responsibility for a major attack on a power supply hub providing power to southeast Berlin, which led to a blackout that left 50,000 people without power, the biggest blackout in Berlin since the Cold War.

The damage has been so severe that authorities are reporting it may take until 2026 to fully make repairs, according to Tagesspiegel"

Ætli hryðjuverkalöggan hafi verið að njósna um kattaeigendur á meðan?

Sennilega.

Hinn týpíski barnageldari

Það er sérstök vefsíða til þess að finna PR vandamál fyrir fyrirtæki

"Expose Charlie’s Murderers is seeking to hold leftists accountable for their violent rhetoric following his murder.

“This website is a lawful data aggregator of publicly-available information,” it states. “It has been created for the purposes of public education.”

“We seek to collect and archive instances of individuals promoting or glorifying of political violence, much like archive.org or archive.is."

Kaninn vill ekki hafa froðufellandi marxista í vinnu.

Á meðan, í Nígeríu

"Nigeria has long been plagued by kidnappings conducted by criminal gangs and terrorist groups operating across the West African nation. The groups often hold victims for extended periods, demanding ransom payments for their release. The issue drew global attention in 2014 when Boko Haram militants abducted hundreds of schoolgirls from Chibok village in Borno State."

Ekki nöldra, vandamál þín eru lítilvæg, þú ert ekki í Nígeríu.

Lundúnalöggan vopnast til að verjast múslimum

"Frontline police in London should be given handguns to keep them safe from knife attackers, according to an internal Met report. 

The confidential review suggested all officers should be given semi-automatic pistols as a matter of routine."

Nú getur löggan frjálslega skotið andstæðinga barnaníðs.

Ekki rangdt.