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Trump segir öllum að vera ekki með áhyggjur

Hann dó ekki.

Q: "“I learned so much about coronavirus and one thing that’s for certain: don’t let it dominate you, don’t be afraid of it,” Trump said. “You’re going to beat it."

Verið óhrædd því sjá, ég færi ykkur fagnaðarerindið.

Fyrir ykkur hin.

Babylon Bee um málið

Q: "With their latest assault, Dems conspired with Communist China to infect Trump with the coronavirus. They're really going to regret this one though, as Trump once again absorbed the energy of the attack and has now apparently unlocked near-invulnerability.

"Power! Unlimited power!" he cried as lightning crackled off his fingertips. "The power of liberal outrage is a pathway to many abilities most consider to be... unnatural." He then claimed to have unlocked the ability to heal people and bring them back from the dead through his newfound powers, though he said he's still working out the kinks, as he accidentally resurrected Hitler as a zombie."

Fylgist með uppáhalds-vírusnum ykkar í rauntíma

 

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Tim Pool um málið.

Þessi hippi um málið.