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Q: "Police are dealing with an incident on board an oil tanker off the Isle of Wight amid concern that stowaways may have attempted to hijack the vessel."

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Q: ""I had to remind him that he was a black person, so he can't vote for Donald Trump, and that he shouldn't be influencing an entire swath of people who may listen to him because he's worried about his own personal pocketbook," Handler said on Friday, in an interview on the "Tonight Show.""

... ok.

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Q: "Police have ruined what was slated to become a massive fetish party in downtown Berlin, swooping on the gathering as it was in full swing. - 

The revelers were reportedly not wearing masks and failed to follow social distancing guidelines, with too many of them congregating in far too narrow a space. 

Not all netizens immediately took police allegations at face value, however, with some quick-witted commenters arguing that they could hardly imagine a “fetish party” without such a befitting accessory as a face mask."

Bretinn er að mótmæla Kína Kvefs ráðstöfunum

Q: "A dad attempted to shop at a Welsh supermarket wearing just his boxer shorts and a facemask in protest at Wales' ban on selling 'non-essential' items in supermarkets. 

Chris Noden, 38, was stopped by security staff as he tried to push his trolley into the Tesco store in Newport, Gwent.

Furious wife Dawn, 33, filmed him as he tried to access the store, demanding: 'Clothes are non essential - let him in.'"

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Q: "Multiple videos and images claiming to show Hunter Biden in sexually explicit scenes and using drugs were shared on Chinese video platform GTV - Hunter Biden’s alleged sex tapes and images showing him using drugs and engaging in sexual acts with several women have been uploaded on a Chinese digital video platform linked to Steve Bannon Saturday evening."

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