Kóvitleysingar, Sóttólfar og Grímudólgar óvelkomnir, hundar velkomnir

Skipulögð glæpasamtök á Íslandi fölna við hliðina á þeim Brazilisku

Q: "A massive police operation in Rio de Janeiro’s Jacarezinho slums resulted in the death of two dozen suspected criminals, one officer, and several injured police and civilians – including subway passengers caught in the crossfire.

More than 200 Brazilian police officers raided the third-largest favela in Rio, home to over 60,000 residents, on Thursday morning. Local media reported heavy gunfire and explosions in Jacarezinho, and spoke of rifle-armed militants jumping across roofs to escape the police."

Kínverjar segja öllum að hafa ekki áhyggjur af eldflaginni sem þeri skutu upp en vita ekki hvar mun koma niður

Q: "Chinese state media on Wednesday scrambled to reassure the rest of humanity there is no reason to fear the huge, out-of-control rocket the Chinese left tumbling around the Earth at 18,000 miles per hour last week, [saying] the rocket will probably come down in the ocean, so it will likely not kill anyone or destroy anything."

Kína-kvefs tengdur alkóhólismi er öflugur

Q: "Alcohol death toll was a fifth higher than in 2019 and the highest number since records began in 2001.

Alcohol-related deaths have been rising for decades. But they rose quickest from March 2020 onwards, after the first national lockdown came into force, and got progressively worse as the year went on."

Bílarnir sem lélegir ökumenn eru hrifnastir af

Q: "There were 511 accidents per every 10,000 Vauxhall Zafiras, the data shows"

Merkilegt.

Kóvitleysingar, Sóttólfar og Grímudólgar óvelkomnir

Q: "The gothic rock n roll-themed Nightingale Mansion in the village of Shanklin published the anti-lockdown decree on the homepage of its website recently, declaring, Redpilled guests only! If you are not awake, you are a sheep, and we are not a field for you to graze in!

We accept only mask-exempt people! No NWO woke occultists or their minions, the hotel continued, concluding that maskholes and vaxholes were not welcome on the property."

Miklir snillingar þarna á ferð.

Haha!

Speki dagsins.