Adem Somyurek vs Nazistar

Góšar fréttir fyrir Įstrali.

Mennirnir į bakviš tjöldin eitthvaš aš makka.

Astrazeneka fęrir okkur nytsamlegar upplżsingar

"The drug, named AZD7442, reduces the risk of symptomatic Covid-19 by 83% over the course of six months, according to data from a trial in which participants were given one 300mg dose. There were no deaths or severe infections recorded within the trial group, it said."

Nżtt fyrir mér.

Heilbrigt fólk ķ Slóvakķu sett ķ stofufangelsi

"Slovakia has one of the lowest rates of vaccination in the European Union, with over 50% of individuals still not jabbed. The country of around 5.5 million has so far only inoculated 2.5 million people against the virus."

Žaš er aldeilis aš žeir bólusettu eiga aš vera mikill baggi į samfélaginu.

Į mešan į Ķrlandi

"The 14-day incidence of the disease currently stands at 959 per 100,000 people.

This is despite having one of the most vaccinated populations, with around 93% of all adults fully vaccinated."

Žaš mętti halda aš bólusetiningarnar valdi smiti, ekki öfugt.

ADE, kannski?

Ekki batna heimskra manna rįš žó fleiri komi saman

"As the debate rages over the effectiveness of lockdowns in combatting the spread of Covid-19, Austria is experiencing its biggest surge to date, hitting a record high number of confirmed infections three days into its government-imposed total quarantine for the unvaccinated."

Karma.

En: Įstralirnir eru aš nį sér.

Į mešan ķ fantasķuheimum:

"Grķmunotkun er įhrifamesta lżšheilsurįšstöfunin sem gripiš hefur veriš til ķ žeim tilgangi aš takmarka dreifingu kórónuveirunnar. Žetta eru nišurstöšur samantektar vķsindamanna į meira en 30 rannsóknum vķšsvegar ķ heiminum."

15-COVID-Hot-Spots-USA

Hmm... minnst grķmunotkun (nęr engin) ķ Flórķda & Texas... fęst smit.  Žiš voruš aš segja?

Hér er ein fyrir ykkur: (FDA skżrzla)

"From Dose 1 through the March 13, 2021 data cutoff date, there were a total of 38 deaths, 21 in the COMIRNATY group and 17 in the placebo group. None of the deaths were considered related to vaccination."

Hmm...

Dauši dauši dauši... en ekkiert Kķna Kvef.

"Latest figures from the Office for National Statistics showed that England and Wales registered 20,823 more deaths than the five-year average in the past 18 weeks. Only 11,531 deaths involved Covid.

It means that 9,292 deaths - 45 per cent - were not linked to the pandemic."

Bretar hafa meiri gögn:

"An analysis of official data available from the Office for National Statistics shows that deaths among female children have increased by 57% against the five-year-average since they were first offered the Covid-19 vaccine..."

Allt ofangreint rķmar viš žaš sem Hagstofan segir okkur.  Viš erum ekkert öšruvķsi en ašrar žjóšir.

En hey...

Žiš eruš bśin aš gera žetta viš ykkur.  Ég get bara bešiš.  Ekki ķ mķnum höndum.

Žaš hjįlpar engum aš ég og skrķtni nįgranni minn séum ķ stofufangelsi į mešan žiš deyiš.  Bśin aš lįta eitra fyrir ykkur, snillingarnir ykkar.

Jęja...

Žessi gaur meš hugmynd aš Batman myndasögu.


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