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Ekki einusinni 80 árum eftir dauða Mussolini...

"Across Italy, local police carried out a total of 120,000 investigations regarding the new coronavirus vaccine passport system, imposing penalties on 937 people trying to access public transport without a Green Pass, with 175 business owners sanctioned in relation to the Super Green Pass."

Það tók ekki langan tíma að fá þetta system aftur.

Fyrirsögn dagsins:

"Hippo throws one woman around like a rag doll and rips another's stomach apart leaving her holding her own intestines at South African petting farm: Victim leaves one-star TripAdvisor review"

Vonbrigði! EIN STJARNA!

Já.

Babylon bee, en samt satt:

"CHICAGO, IL—People are protesting in the streets today after human rights groups revealed Jussie Smollett will be forced to share a jail cell with his racist attackers.

Criminal justice watchdogs also revealed that in addition to sharing a cell with his attackers, he will have to share his toothbrush, his bunk bed, and clothes. They expressed worry that this may lead to Jussie Smollet suffering further racist and homophobic attacks from other attackers named Jussie Smollett while in prison."

Tæknilega rétt...

Þetta á réttilega heima á einhverri brandara-síðu, en nei...

"This absolutely gigantic statue is called "The Guardian of International Peace and Security", and it looks like something out of a science fiction movie.  It does not resemble any known creature on this planet.  Instead, it appears to very closely resemble a “beast” that is described in the Book of Revelation."

Ja, þeir eru þegar búnir að sannfæra fólk til að vera með eitthvað á andlitinu til þess að geta gert innkaup: 

Opinberunin, 13:16:  "Og það lætur alla, smáa og stóra, auðuga og fátæka og frjálsa og ófrjálsa, setja merki á hægri hönd sér eða á enni sín og kemur því til leiðar, að enginn geti keypt eða selt, nema hann hafi merkið, nafn dýrsins, eða tölu nafns þess."  Flettið þessu upp sjálf ef þið nennið.

Gott show.  Þeir gera þetta viljandi.

Allt gangur í hringi.  Nú er þessi tími kominn aftur, eins og þeir könnuðust við þarna fyrir 2000 árum.

Kommúnistar vilja banna satýru:

"Matt Walsh of The Daily Wire wrote a children’s book about a kid pretending to be a walrus where internet activists pressure the family into trying to make that identity permanent for the rest of his life.

The LGBT group GLADD signal boosted Brennan Suen of Media Matters who claimed that the book is anti-trans and that its author Walsh is running a grift."

Hehehe...

Framtíð okkar, bíðið bara:

"Gov. Janet Mills on Wednesday activated the state’s National Guard to go to hospitals and help workers after her COVID-19 vaccine mandate caused hundreds of nurses and other healthcare employees to leave their jobs or get fired.

One of the most-vaccinated states in the country, Maine has seen COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations increase in recent weeks.

Out of 379 hospitalized COVID-19 patients in Maine as of Dec. 8, 117 were in critical care and 60 were on ventilators.

Most are not vaccinated, according to state data."

Þetta, er CNN: "You may need up to three Covid-19 vaccine doses to be considered fully vaccinated."

Hér fækkar hjúkkum af öðrum orsökum, á meðan stjórnendum fjölgar.  Gangi ykkur vel að fá meðferð frá möppudýrunum þegar það verður ekkert eftir á spítalanum annað.