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Brazilísk söngkona var orðin full af lofti

"A Brazilian singer suffered severe stomach pain allegedly due to holding farts for too long whenever she’s around with her boyfriend."

Ágæt tilbreyting frá daglegum fréttum.

Farðu til Úkraínu, vertu skotmark

"He quickly discovered that the legion was ill-equipped and disorganized. “They couldn’t guarantee me a weapon,” he said. “I’m not going anywhere near Russia without a weapon. So I bailed on all that.”"

Skiljanlegt.

Úkraínumenn hræddir við Svíþjóð

"Ukrainian refugees in Poland are reportedly hesitant to get on buses to Sweden, fearing their children may be taken from them by Swedish social services and expressing concerns over shootings."

Svíþjóð er hard-core.

Daglegi kóvitleysingurinn.

5-11 ára börn komin með ADE

"According to the latest data from the US Center for Disease Control (CDC), the Covid infection rate among vaccinated children aged 5-11 is now higher than it is among their unvaccinated peers for the first time since the data started being collected."

Fólk var varað við, en það hlustaði ekki.