Tedros ætti að hætta að leggja lók í apa.

Tedros WHO talsmaður á leið heim af vikulegu apa & homma orgíunni.

Ekki drekka skólp

"An Indian minister who drank a glass of dirty water from a 'holy' river to prove to locals it's safe has been hospitalised after falling ill."

Já...

Á meðan, í USA

"Everyone in Kalamazoo, Michigan can now go to the bathroom anywhere they like as city officials decriminalized the discharge of most bodily materials expelled in public spaces.

On Thursday, Kalamazoo small business owners Becky Bil and Cherri Emery went on "Fox & Friends First" to talk about the fecal foible. Becky Bil, who co-owns Pop City Popcorn, said, "I don't have a horrible time outside my shop particularly… but my neighbor has had human feces outside his door.""

Shit.

Öllum er sama um konur yfir þrítugt

"A dead woman's body rotted in her home for six weeks after 'appalling' failures by health workers, her family claimed.

Artist Sophia Yuferev, 37, who had paranoid schizophrenia, was found by police 'significantly decomposed' in a welfare visit on November 16 last year at her flat in Hornchurch, east London."

Þessi lageraðist í 2 ár

"An inquest was told Sheila's body was discovered in February 2022 after neighbours noticed a foul smell coming from her flat in Peckham, South East London.

Medics found she likely died in August 2019 but her body was so decomposed, a cause of death could not be determined."

Þessi líka

"The body of a 70-year-old woman has been found in her house in northern Italy, two years after her death.

Marinella Beretta lived alone near Lake Como in Lombardy. Her decomposed body was discovered on Friday by the Como fire brigade following complaints that a tree had fallen in her garden as a result of overgrown vegetation..."

 

Öllum er sama.

 

Étin af köttum

 

"A woman was eaten by her 20 cats after she collapsed at her home and was not discovered by cops for two weeks.

Police were horrified when they discovered the partially eaten remains of the woman – who has not been named – after receiving a call from a concerned co-worker.

 

...some of the healthier cats have now been rehomed to new owners for just £29 each."

 

Mig vantar mannætuketti.

 

 

 

 

Í öðrum fréttum

 

"Idaho man arrested for running around a campground holding a pelican while intoxicated"

 

Menn verða að hafa hobbý.