Vísindi, með Charlton Heston

Ekki Carrington, en munaði litlu

"The coronal mass ejection we warned readers about days ago just blasted the Earth with solar plasma from the sun, unleashing one of the most intense geomagnetic storms in years."

Raftækin virka ennþá.

Twitter.

Fransmenn eru í fýlu

"France is engulfed in turmoil following President Emmanuel Macron's controversial decision to raise the retirement age. Over a million people participated in nationwide protests on Thursday, transforming urban areas into scenes of chaos. These demonstrations, the largest in years, have triggered fuel shortages, hundreds of arrests, and even claims of "civil war.""

1: Frakkar þurfa að hækka eftirlaunaaldurinn, þeir hafa ekkert efni á öðru.

2: Frakkar eru líka fúlir fyrir Macron, vegna einræðis-tilburða hans.

Þeir geta kveikt í öllu frakklandi, og þeir munu ekkert geta fengið það sem þeir biðja um.  Þeir báðu um hluti sem þeir gæatu ekkert borgað fyrir.  Og fengu þá.

Hvernig sýnir þú undirgefni við Satan?

"According to the Satanic Temple’s website for the sold-out event, "Satancon attendees must be 18 or over and have proof of COVID vaccination. Attendees must wear an N-95, KN-95, or disposable surgical mask. Gaiters, bandanas, and cloth masks will not be allowed.""

Einmitt.

Lögfræðilegt efni

"The most blistering and alarming attack on the Hague-based court this week has been from former Russian president and current deputy chairman of the security council Dmitry Medvedev, who said any attempt to actually arrest Putin would be an act of war.

First, on Monday he said, "It’s quite possible to imagine a hypersonic missile being fired from the North Sea from a Russian ship at The Hague courthouse." He added as part of the warning: "Everyone walks under God and rockets… Look carefully to the sky...""

Gæaði að því hverjum þið hótið.

Lög

"It is a fundamental principle of international law that a treaty is binding upon its parties only and that it does not create obligations for nonparties without their consent to be bound. The United States is not a party to the Rome Statute and will not be bound by any of its terms. The United States will not recognize the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court over United States nationals."

... svo, eitt gildir fyrir alla.

Hlutir til að dunda sér við út í geimnum

"...scientists at the University of Manchester in England demonstrated the effectiveness of potato starch as a binder in space bricks, and they're calling the potato starch StarCrete.

In the same study, they also ended the age old argument about whether human blood is a decent option for brick mortar by making some bricks using human blood.

Charlton Heston's Moses called it on that point: "Blood makes poor mortar.""

...já.  Hver vill ekki eiga hús í geimnum, smíðað úr kartöflu-múrsteinum?  Og bílskúr úr blóð-múrsteinum.

Þetta batnar: "the potato concrete does still need a specific salt compound, magnesium chloride, which the scientists say can be extracted from Martian soils, but if not, then it can also be found in human tears."

Vísindalegustu vísindi sem nokkurntíma hafa verið vísinduð, sýnist mér.