Ekki fara uppí bíl með neinum frá Selfossi

Þegar menn þurfa að nota apabólu-sprauturnar:

Einhver Sigurgeir á ferð

"This move came after allegations surfaced that he was caught on a trail camera engaging in sexual acts with his dog in a parking lot near Rothrock State Forest in Huntingdon County, Pennsylvania.

Themis Matsoukas was charged Monday with open lewdness, indecent exposure, sexual intercourse with an animal, cruelty to animals, and disorderly conduct, according to a report by Fox 43."

Normal á flugkaffi.  Og á Belgíska þinginu.  Og í WHO. 

Þessu tengt: þessu gaur í útvarpinu er alltaf að halda því fram að til þess að hafa loðna teninga hangandi í baksýnisspeglinum, þá þurfir þú fyrst að eðla þig í bílnum.

Ég held að þetta sé bull, bara einhver sér-Selfyssk vitleysa, jafnvel bara bundið við vinahóp þessa ágæta útvarpsmanns.

Ég byggi það á því að annars hefðu hinir klámfengnu dýrariðlar á flugkaffi stanslaust tönnlast á þessu, milli erótískra spuna-sagna sinna um fótboltamenn og nagdýr.

Hvað segja Selfyssku perrarnir þá um þessi jólatré sem sumir hengja í baksýnisspegilinn?  Hvaða annarlegu merkingu hefur það skraut?  Í hans vinahóp þá?  Allt þetta drasl hlýtur að hafa sína merkingu.

Þarf að spurja að þessu ef ég hitti kauða.

Fox News mætir á flugkaffi

"...Fox News, is encourging employees to celebrate Pride month and all things LGBTQIA+, by giving money to groups that encourage sex changes for minors, reading books by trans activists including books about children changing gender, gay erotica, and sharing children books about gender transition with their children, and to attend activist Pride events."

Það þurfti alltaf að passa að Sigurgeir og rafvirkjarnir tækju ekki train á kaffivélina.  Þeim fannst hún svo sexý.

Unabomber hafði rétt fyrir sér

"Amazon Brazenly Locks Man Out of His Smart Home After False Allegation in Latest Big Brother Tech Move

Jackson’s story has gone somewhat viral, with news outlets as far away as the U.K.’s Daily Mail writing about it. Repair guru Louis Rossmann featured the story on his YouTube channel, which has 1.8 million subscribers, and it garnered more than 827,000 views within two days.

Regardless of their race, religion, beliefs, if you paid for it you should OWN it."

Eins og Unabomber skrifaði: "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in "advanced" countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in "advanced" countries."

Tranni fer í djeilið fyrir að myrða lesbíur

"On Wednesday, convicted murderer and transgender activist Dana Rivers, 68, was sentenced to multiple terms of "25 years to life" in prison for the 2016 murder of a lesbian couple and their teenage son after his motion for a retrial was denied.

Rivers was convicted last year of shooting the victims in their Oakland home and stabbing one of them 47 times before setting fire to their garage on his way out."

Svo smár hluti af þýðinu, svo margri morðingjar í hópnum.

Nýsjálendingar njóta góðs af eigin heimsku

"The final numbers for the first quarter were a considerable disappointment, as the New Zealand Reserve Bank had anticipated 0.3 percent growth, not a 0.1 percent contraction, and the Treasury Department predicted a recession would be avoided altogether. 

Kiwibank chief economist Jarrod Kerr told RNZ the outlook for the rest of 2023 “remains awkward, to put it politely,” with further contractions possible all the way into early 2024.

Kerr and other economists pointed to inflation and rising interest rates as the major long-term threats, as consumers reduce spending and businesses pull back on investment."

Leiðtogar hins vestræna heims hafa verið að sniffa lím í æsku.

Þessir Rússar...

"By failing internally, Western elites have actively fed the weeds that have taken root in the soil of 70 years of prosperity, satiation and peace. These comprise of anti-human ideologies: the denial of family, homeland, history, love between men and women, faith, service to higher ideals, everything that is human. Their philosophy is to weed out those who resist. The aim is to neuter people in order to reduce their ability to resist modern “globalist” capitalism, which is becoming more and more obviously unjust and harmful to man and humanity."

Verið að channela Unabomber þarna.

Stóru spurningarnar.

Rússar að stunda vísindi

"Russia is set to create a new psychiatric institute dedicated to studying, among other things, the behavior of LGBTQ people..."

Rússar með allar fóbísku ídeasjónirnar.

Hah!

Athugasemdir

[Loncexter, 17.6.2023 kl. 20:30]

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