Kettir eru umræðuefni núna

Kettinir eru ekki óhultir lengur

"YouTuber Tyler Oliveira traveled to Springfield, Ohio to investigate the rumors of Haitians eating ducks, geese, and cats.

The answers from the citizens were shocking. Numerous locals accused the Haitians of eating the cats. One man said the cat lady down the street used to have 50 cats and “now she’s lucky if she has five.”"

Þetta er fyndnasta frétt vikunnar.

Lélegustu ilmkerti ever

"A mother was shocked when her 9-year-old daughter went to sniff a candle at Dollar Tree and ended up pouring a candle full of urine on herself."

Étthvað að gerast á sólinni, til tilbreytingar

"he average number of sunspots reached 215.5 in August, according to the Solar Influences Data Analysis Center at the Royal Observatory in Belgium. It’s the highest number since Sept.-Dec. 2001, according to SpaceWeather.com. July’s total was 196.5. Last month, NOAA’s Space Weather Prediction Center issued a preliminary statement that solar activity is at its highest since March 2001."

Ég veit ekkert hvað þetta þýðir.  Sennilega ekkert.

Biden styður Trump núna

"US President Joe Biden was filmed trying on one of Donald Trump’s campaign hats at a 9/11 memorial event in Pennsylvania on Wednesday. The White House said that Biden wore his two-time opponent’s headgear in a gesture of “bipartisan unity.”"

Appelsínuguli maðurinn dáleiðir.

Making a list, checking it twice...

"The actress Kathy Griffin has claimed that Donald Trump is preparing to crack down against comedians and pick them off “one by one” if he wins in November.

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, Griffin insisted that Trump had prepared a “list” and would target her and many others as a result.

She did not specify exactly how Trump intends to punish them.

“He’s going to pick us off, one by one, like bowling pins, and I’m not kidding, and I’m not being paranoid,” the 63-year-old said."

Einmitt.  Einmitt.

Ungfrí Sviss maukuð

"A former Miss Switzerland finalist was strangled and savagely dismembered by her husband, who then “pureed” her remains in a blender, Swiss officials revealed."

Boozt?

Hvers vegna eru kommar allir pedóar?