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Ryksuga ergir fólk

"It recently arose that robot vacuum cleaners made by Ecovacs have been reported roaming around the home of its owners, shouting expletives at them through the onboard speakers."

Sérsveitin var ekki kölluð til.

Kaninn hefur svona allskonar álit á Obama.

Hið dystópíska Bretland

"The government of Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, in its impending Employment Rights Bill, would change equality laws in Britain to mean that employers would be held responsible for their employees being offended by “third parties” like their customers or the general public."

Það arf að sniffa mikið lím til þess að vera svona vinstri grænn.

Norn með mannakjöt í ofninum

"A spell-caster in Kentucky was arrested after authorities discovered her mother’s dismembered body cooking inside a kitchen pot.

Troopers said they discovered an even more horrifying scene once they entered the home. The officers discovered what looked like cooked human remains in a pot inside the oven that remained warm, according to the citation. Additional “body parts and organs” were discovered hidden in a folded mattress beside the butchered body, authorities alleged."

Þú ert það sem þú borðar, býst ég við.

Menn mishrifnir af glæpagengjum

"Former President Donald Trump, 78, stumped in the Denver suburb Friday and vented that the Tren de Aragua (TdA) crime syndicate had “overrun” the city.

“The incidents were limited to a handful of apartment complexes — apartment complexes and the mayor said, ‘Our dedicated police officers have acted on those concerns,'” Raddatz, 71, told Vance...

“Martha, do you hear yourself?” asked Vance, 40, seemingly taken aback by the reporter’s objection. “Only ‘a handful of apartment complexes’ in America were taken over by Venezuelan gangs, and Donald Trump is the problem and not Kamala Harris’ open border?"

Sumum finnst í lagi að glæpagengi leggi undir sig nokkrar blokkir.  Öðrum lýst illa á að þau leggi undir sig eina einustu blokk.

Geimverur!

"Signs of “non-human intelligence in our galaxy” have been discovered, and the proof will be made public within a month, British filmmaker Simon Holland has claimed.

In 2019, Australian telescopes detected a “weird signal” while observing the system of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our solar system, located around 4.2 light years away."

Ég held ekki niðri í mér andanum eftir þessu.

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