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Kķkjum ašeins į hina mjög svo skemmtilegu samrįšsgįtt

Umsagnir eru 2238.  Skošum žęr fyrstu 220, sem sjįst opinberlega: 

Vill leggja nišur RŚV: 8 (6 milljaršar + 20.000 kr auka vasapeningur fyir almenning)
Ganga śr NATO: 3 (20+ milljaršar)
Fękka ašstošarmönnum: 9 (milljaršur, lįgmark)
Hętta aš styrkja strķš ķ Śkranķu: 4 (20+ milljaršar)
Senda hęlisleitendur burt: 7 (40-60 milljaršar - dregur śr glępum)
Fękka sendirįšum: 8 (8+ milljaršar)
Hętta kolefnistrśariškun: 5 (30+ milljaršar - leišir af sér mikla lķfskjaraaukningu almennings)

Allt tillögur sem hver um sig sparar meira en milljarš įrlega.  Allt góšar hugmyndir.  Allt įstęšur žess aš nś vill Žorgeršur humma žetta allt fram af sér.

Fólkiš sżnir rķkinu hvernig žaš er gert, fólkiš sżnir aš verkiš er einfalt ķ ešli sķnu.  En rķkiš hatar fólkiš.

Allar žessar įsakanir eru sannar

"Vega­geršin hyggst ekki svara nįn­ar fyr­ir­spurn um hvort eitt­hvaš hafi veriš hęft ķ oršum starfs­manns sem sagši brušlaš meš fé ķ deild sem hann starfaši ķ hjį stofn­un­inni įriš 2021.

Mašur­inn starfaši į vita­sviši Vega­geršar­inn­ar įriš 2021. Full­yršir hann aš yf­ir­mašur sinn, sem hann nafn­grein­ir ekki, hafi mis­fariš meš op­in­bert fé, bęši ķ formi notk­un­ar į bif­reiš ķ op­in­berri eigu og meš žvķ aš of­skrį yf­ir­vinnu­tķma og dag­pen­inga."

Žessi nįungi er mašurinn.

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Keir Starmer er mjög mikilll stušningsmašur barnanaušgara

"After news broke that UK's 'safeguarding minister' Jess Phillips blocked a public inquiry into the country's prolific rape gangs, Prime Minister Keir Starmer - who allegedly covered for Jimmy Savile, went into victim mode - dismissing the outrage as simply part of the "playbook" of the "far right" - the same thing he said after a Muslim radical stabbed 8 children, killing 3, in the Southport Massacre."

Illska žessa manns er botnlaus.  Hann žarf aš vera sendur ķ dejiliš.  Og hann žarf aš upplifa fangelsis-kynlķf į hverjum degi.

Brezka rķkiš vill lįta naušga börnum į išnašarskala.

Bill Gates ętlar aš drepa alla ķ Afrķku

"Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates is rolling out a plan to use Africans as guinea pigs for an expanded series of new genetically altering mRNA injections.

Gates is driven by profit and by his insatiable desire to depopulate the world."

Menn geta ekki bara slappaš af og bara notiš peninga, žeir žurfa aš fara śt og skemma eitthvaš.

Gervais segir nokkra brandara

"“Justin Timberlake was convicted of Drink Driving. If he’d have gone to jail he’d have heard the words ‘Sexy Back’ a lot more often,”

“Kevin Hart said that being at one of Diddy’s parties was uncomfortable, as he wouldn’t leave him alone. Eventually he had to shout ‘Imma Midget, not a child,'”"

Jį.

Leišir hugann aš kolefnisgjöldunum, sem fara örugglega öll ķ barnanaušgara-leišangra meš einkažotum į sólrķka staši, til žess aš tala um "loftslagsmįl."

Sanniš aš svo sé ekki.

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