Ķslendingar eru mongólķtar Noršur Atlantshafsins

Aušvitaš vilja leištogar hinna Norpurlandažjóšanna ekki hafa ķslendinga meš žegar alvara fęrist ķ leikinn

Skošum okkur til skemmtunar hlišarveruleika žar sem fulltrśar ķslands hefšu fengiš aš męta į žennan fund:

Mette Frederik­sen: "Eins og viš vitum eru Rśssar aš stunda skemmdarverk į ljósleišurum ķ Eystrasalti, og Bandarķkjamenn įsęlast Gręnland..."

Kristrśn: "Žaš er naušsynlegt aš setja kolefnisgjald į fiskišnaš og aušlindaskatt nįmuvinnzlu į Gręnlandi."

Žorgeršur: "Viš žurfum aš vinna aš žvķ saman aš koma į leišbeinandi žjóšaratkvęagreišzlu um aš byrja ašildarvišręšur aš ESB, hvaš žaš varšar."

Inga Snęland: "Tķminn lķšur hratt į gervihnattaöld!"

Mette Frederik­sen: "Ha...?"

Inga Sęland: "Long Trein Rönning!"

Hér er stutt yfirferš į muninum į 'islenska rķkinu og žeim į hinum oršurlöndunum, til glöggvunar.

Žeir į Noršurlömdunum bęśa nefnilega svo vel aš geta skošaš į Internetinu hverskyns fķgśrur rįša hér rķkjum.

Skošum bara sjįlf, og athugum hverskyns gerpi fį aš vaša uppi:

Fyrrverandi framkvęmdastjóri VG er alger grasasni: Umręšan um mögulega ofgreidd framlög til stjórnmįlaflokka er hįvęr umfram tilefni og tekur ekki nęgt miš af kjarna mįlsins og markmiši laga um gagnsęi.
Q: "Mér finnst umręšan svolķtiš stór mišaš viš tilefniš og svolķtiš óljóst um hvaš hśn er."

Žaš er fokiš ķ flest skjól žegar hśn skilur ekki grundvallar atriši.  Ég er efins aš hśn myndi skilja śtskżringuna, vegna žess aš žaš myndi heimta mįlskilning, sem hśn ljóslega hefur ekki.

Rķkssaksóknari fer frįm į vķštękar persónunjósnir: "Sig­rķšar J. Frišjóns­dótt­ur rķk­is­sak­sókn­ara seg­ir afar mik­il­vękt aš ra­f­ręnni vökt­un, ž.e. notk­un ökkla­banda, verši hrint ķ fram­kvęmd, bęši hvaš varšar nįlg­un­ar­bann sem og śrręši ķ staš gęslu­v­aršhalds eša far­banns."

Ef žiš sjįiš ekki vankanta į žessu, hafiši ekki verioš hér mjög lengi.

Žessi. No comment.

Žetta er bara ķ dag, athugiš.

Nei, Ķslenska Rķkiš er į alžjóšavetvangi svona eins og mongólķti sem fęr aš vera memm į mešan mamma er aš horfa, en er žess į milli tjóšrašur bakviš skśr svo hann fari sér og öšrum ekki aš voša.

Ekki einhver sem fęr aš vera ašili aš mikilvęgum samningum.

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Į mešan, ķ USA:

"Suspected Mexican cartel members were caught on video opening fire on US Border Patrol agents near the southern border Monday – as a group of migrants reportedly tried to enter the US illegally, authorities said."

Žetta venjulega.

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Trump endurręšur hermenn sem vildu ekki lįta eitra fyrir sér

"President Donald Trump has reinstated over 8,000 members of the military who were discharged for not taking the Covid-19 vaccine and is going to be providing full back pay for each servicemember that was discharged."

Viš erum fyrir aftan merina ķ žessum mįlum eins og öšrum.

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Hvernig yfirvöld Evropu hafa rśstaš Evrópu

"The truth is, this elite dependence on the United States has become a source of stagnation. After centuries of dynamic and turbulent history, Western Europe has turned into a passive player on the world stage, a ‘black hole’ of international politics. Its leaders fear any change to their accustomed way of life, as it would require actual responsibility and decision-making – qualities they have long abandoned in favor of dependency on Washington."

Žunnur žrettįndi, reyndar.

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Į mešan, ķ Bretlandi

"A woman in a wheelchair who shoplifted “high value” goods was chased by a police car with its blue lights on.

The South Yorkshire Police car sounded its siren and followed the woman down the road while she tried to evade capture."

... jį.  Žetta geršist.


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