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Það eru engin bílastæði þarna

"Jón­as Atli Gunn­ars­son hag­fræðing­ur HMS seg­ir al­mennt ganga hæg­ar að selja nýj­ar íbúðir en aðrar íbúðir."

Fólk á bíl. Ríkið/borgin hatar fólk, og lætur smíða hús sem henta ekki fólki, vegna þess að fokk það.

Þetta lagast þegar þessi kynslóð deyr út, sem verður eftir 40 ár.

Innviðaráðherra segist ekki hafa heimild til að auka kvóta

Ahem... jú víst.

Computer sez no.

Nútíma lausnir á nútíma vandamálum

"Aaron Barry is a white guy who originally wrote under the pen name "Jasper Ceylon." He spent months pretending to be a bunch of made-up black people to prove the poetry world is ruled by racist wokies.

He has pretended, he said, to be Dirt Hogg Sauvage Respectfully, author of poems such as 'non-b god or: what deity would be a TERF?,' as well as Adele Nwankwo, a 'gender-fluid member of the Nigerian diaspora," who has published dozens of comically bad poems in a wide array of indie literary magazines across the Anglosphere in the past three years, including one about a lesbian WWE-style wrestler that features lines such as:

'You wanna know how I feel after being cheated out of a victory over Pat Patriarchy at Survivor Series? I'm furious. I'm hot. Ooh, I'm so mad I could kiss a woman I don't even like right now!'"

Hæfileikar eru auka-atriði ef þú ert ekki kynferðislega vökvakennd flæðilína. Og svertingi.

Mótmælenda-leiga upplýsir okkur

"Swart, who founded Crowds on Demand in 2012, revealed what was described as the “dirty secrets” of his profession in an interview with Fox News on Tuesday. His company recruits and manages individuals who appear at rallies, protests, and public events on behalf of paying clients.

Paid demonstrators typically earn several hundred dollars per day, according to Swart. Nationwide publicity campaigns, he said, can cost millions. He noted that he recently turned down a $20 million offer from political interests opposed to US President Donald Trump."

Þess vegna koma alltaf mótmælendur til að mótmæla allskyns göfugum málstað.

Puerto Rico hættir að gelda börn

"Puerto Rico has banned sex change surgeries for those under the age of 21 and blocked public funds from being used for such purposes.

Governor of the US island territory, Jenniffer González-Colón, signed the bill into law on Wednesday. The bill would see fines of $50,000 per violation issued to healthcare professionals who provide hormone therapy or sex change surgeries, as well as 15 years in prison and the revocation of licenses and permits, per NBC News."

Auðvitað eru fjöldasamtök barnageldara í fílu út af þessu.

Sama... og fer versnandi.