Ásgrímur Hartmannsson

Einn var bannaður, svo þeir kusu bara annan eins í staðinn

"Simion has likened his political philosophy to Donald Trump's, saying his Alliance for the Union of Romanians party is "a Trumpist party," and promising to "Make Romania Great Again." The win is a buzzkill for Western leftists who've been enjoying the afterglow of comeback victories in Canada and Australia. 

Though his first-round win was expected, Simion far outperformed the polling, taking 41% of the vote, versus the 30% projected by a recent poll of polls. Dan took 21%, edging Crin Antonescu, a candidate from the current governing coalition, who took 20%."

Úrkynjunin á í vök að verjast í Rúmeníu.

Elon Musk hefur smíðað sína eigin borg

"A remote section of southern Texas, home to Elon Musk’s SpaceX launch site, has officially been designated as a city.

Named Starbase, the area was incorporated following a successful vote by local residents on Saturday.

Of the 283 eligible voters, most of whom are SpaceX employees, 212 voted in favour while just six opposed, according to results from Cameron County.

About 500 people live in the surrounding area."

Það þarf ekki mikið til að fá kaupstaðaréttindi þarna.

Bíddu nú aðeins...

"In one operation, five men — four of them Iranian — were taken into custody on suspicion of “preparation of a terrorist act”, London’s Metropolitan police said in a statement as seen by AFP.

The arrests were carried out in London as well as Swindon and the Greater Manchester area on suspicion of “terrorism offences.”

The outlet details the men, aged between 29 and 46, were detained by Counter Terrorism Police in regard to “a suspected plot to target a specific premises” — which was not named — and remain in police custody."

...

Maður spyr sig.

Breskir kommar kennað aðal-kommanum um eigin óvinsældir

"Among the Labour party MPs and power brokers, there is ample dissatisfaction, both from a more centrist wing as well as those even more leftist than failing Prime Minister Keir Starmer.

This is existential for the Labour Party now. Our drift away from our working-class base has been decades in the making, and goes far deeper than the tenure of any one leader. Platitudes about ‘listening’ and ‘learning’ will not do. It is now or never for Labour and the working class.”"

Hatur kommúnista á verkalýðnum hefur loksins bitið þá í rassinn.

EB vill bara stríð og meir stríð

"The European Union at this point seems much more open about its willingness to sabotage Trump efforts toward achieving peace in Ukraine. 

The EU's top diplomat Kaja Kallas has told the Financial Times in a fresh interview this week that the bloc will not recognize Russia's annexation of Crimea under any circumstances. Really, this should be the most obvious and 'easiest' concession to make, but alas Brussels is saying no!"

Þetta hefur verið svo gjöful peningaþvottavél.

Niggara-forréttindin eru að renna út

"The now-deleted viral video shows Hendricks being confronted by a man who accused her of using the “N-word” in reference to a five-year-old child who she says stole a diaper bag from her 18-month-old son.

The man recording the video, who is now accused by Hendricks of stalking and doxxing her, demands to know why she used the “N-word” in her confrontation."

Fólk getur ekki bara sagt það sem það vill í friði án þess að eitthvað úrkynjað hyski veitist að því að geri einhverja upptöku.

Hvaða bolalortur er þetta?

Frakkar banna hryðjuverkasamtök

"The French government told parliamentarians this week that it will take steps to ban one of the leading far-left Antifa groups in the country amid allegations of the use of violence against political opponents."

Best hefði verið að setja þetta hyski allt beint í fallöxina.

Já, því ekki?

Þjóðverjar rifja upp gamla Nazista takta

"Germany’s domestic intelligence agency has officially designated the right-wing Alternative for Germany (AfD) as an “extremist” party. The designation comes despite the AfD leading national opinion polls."

Þeir vilja gera innrás í Rússland líka.

Næst reyna þeir að banna alla bíla nema VW Bjöllur.

Þar fóru falsfréttirnar.

PepsiCo fjarlægir gerviefni úr vörum

"Ramon Laguarta, PepsiCo Inc. chair and chief executive officer, said in an April 24 conference call that the company will reduce artificial ingredients and has already begun doing so, as Food Business News reported.

'We've been leading the transformation of the industry now for a long time on sodium reduction, sugar reduction and better fats,' Laguarta said."

Hva?  Ekkert formaldehýð í Pepsí lengur?

Rugludallur vill banna meme

"On Tuesday, House Bill 366 passed with bipartisan support, making it a potential crime in the state of Texas to share or distribute AI-generated and “altered media”—including political memes—without a government-approved disclaimer on political ads."

*Facepalm*

Leikarar fara frammá að ríkið verndi tranna

"The letter, signed by more than 400 members of the industry, expresses support for men who identify as women in the entertainment industry and demands that the British film industry pledge to protect transgenders working in entertainment."

Hvað eru trannar í kvikmyndageiranum að stunda sem er svona hættulegt, og hvers vegna þarf hjálp til þess að vernda þá fyrr hverju sem það er?

Medvedev er jákvæður

"The former president also stressed that Russia’s ultimate goal is to destroy the “Kiev neo-Nazi regime,” not the Ukrainian state itself. He emphasized that Russia would not allow hostile regimes to re-emerge on its borders and called for a complete denazification of Ukraine, as well as Europe."

Valkyrn-jurnar ættu að hlusta á þetta.

"Medvedev described today’s Western Europe as suffering from “feeblemindedness without courage.” He argued that the continent has abandoned its traditions and fallen under the control of radical, Russophobic leaders."

"Medvedev claimed that the Western “rules-based order” is illegitimate and called for its replacement with a true international system grounded in mutual respect and real international law. He noted that most of humanity, particularly the Global South, already supports this vision, while acknowledging that creating such a multipolar world would likely take many years."

Kanadamenn vilja þjást

"According to recent polls for the 2025 election set for April 28th, it is likely that Canadians have very short memories or they're gluttons for punishment.  Why?  Because Mark Carney and the Liberal Party are projected to make considerable gains.  Carney has rebranded himself as a "centrist" in order to win public favor, but nothing could be further from the truth.  Mark Carney is, in fact, worse than Trudeau on every level."

Ekkert gott getur komið af þessu.

Löggan böstar helling af krimmum

"U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers and agents teamed up with Florida state police to round up nearly 800 illegal aliens during a four-day operation this week."

200 á dag, ef það gengur í ár gerir það 73.000 á ári... sem er engan vegin nóg afköst.

Darwin verðlaunin fær...

"A St. Louis woman was killed on Saturday night after she slid off the roof of a Cadillac Escalade while twerking and was run over by a St. Louis fire truck heading to an emergency."

... já.

Trump ætlar að tala við N-Kóreumenn.

"Trump has told his team that he wants to reconnect with Kim, potentially face-to-face, Axios reported on Sunday. The administration is “convening agencies to understand where the North Koreans are today,” said a senior official speaking on condition of anonymity. “A lot has changed in the last four years. We are evaluating, diagnosing and talking about potential avenues, including engagement.”"

Rússar spjalla við Sómali

"According to a ministry statement, Bogdanov held talks with Somali Foreign Minister Ahmed Moallim Fiki while on an official visit to the East African country, where he was received by President Hassan Sheikh Mohamud."

Verið að velja í lið.

Útlendir menn grunaðir um allar hópnauðganir

"Af þeim sex hópnauðgun­um sem hafa verið kærðar á ár­inu eru grunaðir gerend­ur er­lend­ir rík­is­borg­ar­ar í þrem­ur til­vik­um og menn með ís­lensk­an rík­is­borg­ara­rétt grunaðir í hinum þrem­ur til­vik­un­um."

Ahem...

"Ef litið er á öll kyn­ferðis­brot, ekki bara hópnauðgan­ir, þá er 71% grunaðra gerenda það sem af er ári Íslend­ing­ar."

Lagaglega skilið, vegna þess að þeir hafa ríkisborgararétt.  Annars hétu þeir örugglega allir Mohammad.

Yeah right...

"Jeffrey Epstein's most prominent victim, Virginia Giuffre, died by suicide on Thursday according to her family - weeks after she said she had 'days to live' and was in renal failure following a collision with a bus."

Efasemdir.

Keyptuði hlut í Tesla á meðan það var í lægð?

"After reaching all time highs in the wake of Trump’s landslide election victory, Tesla stock has fallen significantly since the start of 2025 when it reached a valuation well north of $1 trillion.

Yet the stock has come roaring back over the past week, surging 25 percent following the release of the company’s first quarter earnings."

Demókratar hóta að sniðganga El Salvador nema þeir fái fleiri glæpamenn frá þeim

"Democrats are threatening El Salvadorans’ small economy because they want the government to return one of its deported citizens — Kilmar Abrego Garcia — back to the United States, despite the man’s lurid history of wife beating, migrant smuggling, and links to the MS-13 murder gang."

... ha?

Þetta var fyndið

"Víctor Sáez is a socialist, gay councilor in Murcia in SE Spain. He went into a kebab restaurant & was called a f**king f****t & then was brutally attacked by the staff. He was taken to hospital.

It is the socialists that are most keen on Islamic immigration.

What an own goal."

Hann gerði þetta við sjálfan sig.