Ásgrímur Hartmannsson

Nazistar elta stuðningsmenn Trump

"...some sinister Antifa-like scum decided to cosplay as Neo-Nazi Trump fans to ruin the party and humiliate the Trump campaign. A boat with Trump and Nazi flags is seen approaching the “Trumptilla” event, and they try to make a show of how MAGA they are.

But as one can see below, there are a few red flags that emerge, making it blatantly obvious these losers are no fans of Trump. As one can see, they talk in stereotypical hick accents while bragging about “white power” and shouting “Heil Trump!” This is something you would see out of a garbage movie from Hollywood."

Antifa, Nazistar... hver er munurinn?

Allt er gervi í Kína

"Xiaomeisha Sea World in Shenzhen is being criticized by visitors after trying to pass off a fake whale shark in its aquarium.

This isn't the first Chinese zoo controversy. Earlier this year, a Chinese zoo was criticized for painting dogs to look like pandas."

Kínverjinn reddar sér.

Satan heimtar mannfórnir

"The Satanic Temple has opened a second abortion clinic in the US, this time in Virginia, where expectant mothers can engage in a self-focused abortion ritual, which has been endorsed by Cosmopolitan magazine. The goal of the Satanic Temple in turning abortion into a ritual is so that they can make the claim that practicing abortion is a religious liberty issue that that the termination of pregnancy is a "spiritual" undertaking."

Blóð fyrir blóð-guðinn!

Trump vinnur hjá MacDonald's

"Trump's doing it. He's really doing it. He's going to be working the fryer at a Pennsylvania McDonald's."

Trump.  Sælkeri.

Allir eru þunglyndir og drekka Tequila

""Within overall US alcohol consumption, beer has been steadily losing share to spirits over the last 20 years. Within the spirits category, tequila has been gaining market share at the expense of vodka over recent years.""

Tequila!

Ryksuga ergir fólk

"It recently arose that robot vacuum cleaners made by Ecovacs have been reported roaming around the home of its owners, shouting expletives at them through the onboard speakers."

Sérsveitin var ekki kölluð til.

Kaninn hefur svona allskonar álit á Obama.

Hið dystópíska Bretland

"The government of Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, in its impending Employment Rights Bill, would change equality laws in Britain to mean that employers would be held responsible for their employees being offended by “third parties” like their customers or the general public."

Það arf að sniffa mikið lím til þess að vera svona vinstri grænn.

Norn með mannakjöt í ofninum

"A spell-caster in Kentucky was arrested after authorities discovered her mother’s dismembered body cooking inside a kitchen pot.

Troopers said they discovered an even more horrifying scene once they entered the home. The officers discovered what looked like cooked human remains in a pot inside the oven that remained warm, according to the citation. Additional “body parts and organs” were discovered hidden in a folded mattress beside the butchered body, authorities alleged."

Þú ert það sem þú borðar, býst ég við.

Menn mishrifnir af glæpagengjum

"Former President Donald Trump, 78, stumped in the Denver suburb Friday and vented that the Tren de Aragua (TdA) crime syndicate had “overrun” the city.

“The incidents were limited to a handful of apartment complexes — apartment complexes and the mayor said, ‘Our dedicated police officers have acted on those concerns,'” Raddatz, 71, told Vance...

“Martha, do you hear yourself?” asked Vance, 40, seemingly taken aback by the reporter’s objection. “Only ‘a handful of apartment complexes’ in America were taken over by Venezuelan gangs, and Donald Trump is the problem and not Kamala Harris’ open border?"

Sumum finnst í lagi að glæpagengi leggi undir sig nokkrar blokkir.  Öðrum lýst illa á að þau leggi undir sig eina einustu blokk.

Geimverur!

"Signs of “non-human intelligence in our galaxy” have been discovered, and the proof will be made public within a month, British filmmaker Simon Holland has claimed.

In 2019, Australian telescopes detected a “weird signal” while observing the system of Proxima Centauri, the closest star to our solar system, located around 4.2 light years away."

Ég held ekki niðri í mér andanum eftir þessu.

Menn eru jákvæðir

Newsweek spjallar við Lavrov

"...he reaffirmed the official position that Kiev should comply with Putin’s ceasefire request from over the summer and that Moscow wants to address the root causes of this conflict, not just freeze it for some time.

The spring 2022 draft peace treaty could form the basis for resuming talks with Ukraine if the latter revokes its decree on banning them, though some details would have to change. He also warned against letting Ukraine use Western long-range weapons deep inside of Russia.

Lavrov doesn’t expect that anything will change in Russian-US relations after the election regardless of who wins since both parties are committed to countering his country."

Það verður ekkert samið fyrr en í fyrsta lagi eftir mánuð.

Meiriháttar lestarrán

"A video taken by ABC Chicago’s Chopper 7 shows a large group of thieves stealing from a parked freight train on the West side of Chicago.

The video shows dozens of thieves stealing boxes from a parked freight train in Chicago’s South Austin neighborhood.

According to CBS, the looting went on for hours before police were called to the scene."

Vestrið er villt í dag.

Ahh... 2020-2022.

Bretar hafa unnið að því hörðum höndum undanfarna áratugi að egra sig að fórnarlömbum

"As the video progresses, the young man is left dismayed by French authorities squandering their opportunity to make the trip across the Channel.

But he is undeterred, as he is seen preparing himself for another attempt to cross the Channel on another day.

Perhaps the most shocking part of the clip is where he is seen posing with a gun, an image made more shocking by the firearm tattoo emblazoned across his face."

Þer settu Luty í fangelsi.  Þeir hafa verið að svara til saka fyrir það síðan.

Musk lofar Roomba leigubílum

"Elon Musk unveiled Tesla’s latest autonomous vehicle concept, the “Cybercab” robotaxi, with his signature flair and ambitious timelines that have become all too familiar to investors. Promising driverless transportation in a few years with scant details, Musk’s presentation has fallen flat as Tesla shares are down seven percent in morning trading."

Sitt sýnist hverjum.

Krókódíll reynir að snæða bíl

"The operator of a sanitation company in North Fort Myers, Florida, captured the moment when an alligator popped out of the water and bit at his van’s tire early Thursday morning as he traveled down a flooded street during Hurricane Milton."

Aligator. Það er annað kvikyndi.

Úrkynjaður kommúnisti amast við því að verkalýðurinn eyði sínum eigin peningum

"Ásgeir Jóns­son Seðlabanka­stjóri minnt­ist á Íslend­inga á Teneri­fe í er­indi sínu á fjár­málaráðstefnu Sam­bands ís­lenskra sveit­ar­fé­laga á Hilt­on Reykja­vík Nordica fyrr í dag.

Benti hann á að 20% hag­vöxt­ur hefði verið hér­lend­is síðustu ár sem væri gríðarlega mikið stökk og það hefði reynt á þanþol Íslend­inga, þar á meðal í sveit­ar­fé­lög­un­um. Hag­vöxt­ur­inn væri meðal ann­ars rek­inn áfram með mikl­um inn­flutn­ingi á fólki."

Hagvöxturinn byggir á láglauna vinnuafli?  Í Alvöru?  Það hljómar illa.

"Hann talað næst um raun­laun­in í Evr­ópu og sagði fólk á meg­in­landi Evr­ópu ekki hafa fengið verðbólgu­skell­inn bætt­an, þar á meðal í Svíþjóð og Þýskalandi. Þar væri sjá­an­lega minni kaup­mátt­ur en hér á landi.

„Þetta mættu Íslend­ing­ar hafa í huga þar sem þeir sitja sam­an og kvarta á Tene eða hvar sem við kom­um sam­an, vegna þess að við verðum að velja og hafna,“ sagði Ásgeir og upp­skar hlát­ur í saln­um."

Svo skal böl bæta með því að benda á annað verra.

Er maðurinn vangefinn eða er hann bara illgjarn?

"Ásgeir benti á að illa hefði gengið að ná verðbólg­unni niður hér­lend­is og nefndi að elds­um­brot­in á Reykja­nesskaga, þar sem finna þurfti önn­ur heim­ili fyr­ir 1% þjóðar­inn­ar, hefðu haft sitt að segja og sett ákveðinn þrýst­ing á kerfið."

Ráðamenn eru líka á fullu að stela beint úr ríkissjóði í gegnum peningaþvottavélar sem heita til dæmis "úkranía" & "loftslagsmál."

Það virðist evra aðal vandamálið.

"Hann talaði um að gríðarlega mik­il eig­in­fjár­mynd­un hefði átt sér stað hér­lend­is í gegn­um hús­næði..."

Lærður hagfræðingur, ha?  Fjandans idjót.

Náriðillinn sem ég þekki segist ekki trúa eigin augum, bara CNN.

Talandi um hagfræði:

"Frá og með mánudeginum 14. október þurfa konur sem fara í skimun fyrir brjóstakrabbameini einungis að greiða fimm hundruð krónur í komugjald fyrir skimunina. Önnur gjöld fyrir hana, sem kostaði áður sex þúsund krónur, verða felld niður."

Við getum fjármagnað þetta og meira til með þvi að leggja niður Umhverfisráðuneytið.

Úrkynjað hyski brjálst þegar skynsamur maður fer fram á skynsamlega hluti

"Orbán argued that the open borders agenda favoured by Brussels has resulted in a rise in antisemitism, homophobia and violence against women across Europe. The Hungarian leader claimed that the “only solution” to the migrant crisis would be to only allow asylum seekers who were “given permission in advance” to enter the bloc.

German Green Party politician Daniel Freund called Orbán “Mr. Dictator”, and asserted that he is the most corrupt politician in Europe. In another unhinged outburst, Bulgarian leftist MEP Klára Dobrev asked Orbán: “Answer the question, what are the Russians blackmailing you with?”"

Leftistarnir þurfa bara að slappa af fá sér apabólu-lyf, og skreppa í dýragarðinn í skjóli nætur eins og Tedros & Sigurgeir, og láta börnin í friði.

Rússar segjast geta sannað það sem allir vita

"There was “proof that explosives had been planted”  during a NATO exercise in June 2022, Nebenzya said, referring to the recent bombshell report by reporter Seymour Hersh claiming Washington was the culprit."

Við vitum.

... þvílíkt val.

Reglur fyrir þig en ekki mig

"During a recent 60 Minutes interview, Vice President Kamala Harris claimed that she owns a Glock pistol, despite her long-standing advocacy for gun control measures that could ban or heavily restrict ownership of such firearms."

Harris er Íslenskur pólitíkus.  Sem er svolítið eins og að segja skaðlegur barnanauðgari.  Ekki hrós.

Herinn hindrar björgunaraðgerðir

"Videos have emerged on social media showing an unidentified helicopter with pilots wearing military-style headgear sabotaging direly needed supplies at a United Cajun Navy distribution site in Burnsville despite volunteers in a seemingly deliberate act of sabotage despite volunteers allegedly designating the area as a “no-fly, no drop” zone just hours before."

Smá sovét fílingur í USA núna.

Litháar stela buxum að Rússum

"Lithuania has confiscated five pairs of camouflage pants from a passenger train traveling from the Russian exclave of Kaliningrad to Moscow, the local authorities have said, promising to send them as aid to Kiev."

Þeir höfðu fyrir þessu.

Á meðan, í Texas

"The church member told deputies he had confronted two suspicious men outside the church, and one of them presented a rifle. The church member allegedly fired multiple rounds, causing both men to enter a white minivan and flee the scene, driving northbound on U.S. 281."

Á meðan meðal-íslendingurinn vill ólmur láta myrða sig, er Texasbúinn á öðru máli.

Musk segir bara það sem honum dettur í hug

"(0:00) Elon Musk Is All in on Donald Trump

(6:35) Providing Starlink to Victims of Hurricane Helene

(9:22) If Trump Loses, This Is the Last Election

(21:49) The Epstein and Diddy Client List

(33:38) Vaccines

(35:49) The Movement to Decriminalize Crime

(50:22) Gavin Newsom

(53:11) Europe’s Declining Birthrate

(57:02) We Need Religion

(1:08:04) Why Is There So Much Anti-Human Messaging?

(1:19:33) AI and the Woke Mind Virus

(1:43:01) Musk’s Role in a Trump Administration"

Þetta fór ekki samkvæmt áætlun hjá þeim

"In the pre-taped interview, Harris faced some actual journalism, squirming awkwardly as she faced questions about her nomination, and was asked to clarify her shifting positions on fracking, border security, and other policy flip-flops.

Bill Whitaker: “You’ve changed your positions so much that no one believes anything.” Harris: “Well, I’m the vice president and I travel a lot.”"

*groan*

Redneck air force

"The operation is running out of a Harley-Davidson dealership and is being overseen by people with some impressive military backgrounds.

Smith and crew are reportedly using “a fleet of 35 helicopters that have flown hundreds of rescue, reconnaissance and resupply sorties.” The aircraft are privately owned."

Á meðan er ríkið að senda peninga til Palestínu.