Vindur leystur fyrir tilstilli dáleiðzlu

Dáleidd til að leysa vind

Q: "Xandra Samson insisted she had covertly hypnotised to break wind at work

She also said she had been possessed and gaslighted by low frequency sounds

When she complained to bosses they referred her to occupational health team..."

Auðvitað.

Foreldrar í Virginíufylki eru eitthvað á móti því að dætrum þeirra sé nauðgað

Q: "Tuesday’s Loudoun County school board meeting, which has been a national hotbed of controversy over the implementation of radical Critical Race Theory and transgender policies, was dominated by parents speaking up about the alleged coverup of a sexual assault by a student who identifies as a transgender woman..."

Nauðganir eru víst löglegar núna í hinum enskumælandi heimi, að uppfylltum vissum skilyrðum.  Þetta hlýtur að berast hingað, eins og öll önnur vitleysa frá þeim.

Hér er ein fyrir svefninn:

Q: "The Center for Medical Progress, which had to enlist the help of Judicial Watch before the university would respond to its Freedom of Information Act request, explained that the school’s GUDMAP program [...], with the help of area Planned Parenthood abortion providers, was "allowing babies, some of the age of viability, to be delivered alive, and then killing them by cutting their kidneys out.""

Þetta verður heimskulegra með hverjum deginum.

Finnum eitthvað skemmtilegt á netinu

Þetta mun Eva-Maria Holzleitner vera... veit annars ekki meir.

Besta móðir í heimi

Q: "Earlier this year, Christina Lopez received an almost $5 million settlement after the police killed her son in 2017. Now she’s been arrested for allegedly buying guns for her son and the California gang he was a part of."

Styður afkvæmi sín í atvinnustarfsemi sinni.

Gengi: ekki bara félagsskapur, heldur líka vinna.

Eins og hér, er líka í Tævan:

"On October 7th, the death toll after vaccination in Taiwan reached 852, while the death toll after the COVID-19 was diagnosed was 844. The number of deaths after vaccination exceeded the number of confirmed deaths for the first time."

"On October 6, the Kuomintang “legislator” Yeh,Yu-Lan bluntly stated in a Facebook post that the vaccine given to save lives has also nearly doubled the number of deaths due to the COVID-19, which is indeed very ironic and confusing."

Frábært.  Lækningin er verri en sjúkdómurinn, allstaðar.

Trúiði mér ekki?

Q: "the Covid-19 injections are increasing the risk of death when exposed to Covid-19 by a huge 500% rather than reducing the risk by the 95% claimed by the vaccine manufacturers and authorities."

Hvað get ég sagt?  Sem minnst.  Þið hafið valið.

Tengd frétt

Svona ferðu að því að komast upp með nauðgun:

Q: "a boy allegedly wearing a skirt entered a girls' bathroom at nearby Stone Bridge High School, where he sexually assaulted Smith's ninth-grade daughter."

Easy as pie.

Og það batnar: "Police records show that a 15-year-old boy was finally charged on October 6 with sexually assaulting ANOTHER student at the school..."

Og enn batnar það:

"They took the father of a girl who'd been raped at school and turned him into the public face of "domestic terrorism" because he protested school policy. School seems to admit it here, saying their records match father's claims."

Förum yfir þetta aftur:

1: þú klæðist kvenmannsfötum og heldur því fram að þú sért "kynjavökvi" (genderfluid) eða hvað sem þessir perrar vilja kalla sig núna.
2: þú nauð'gar eins mörgum 8ö15 ára stelpum og þér sýnist.
3: feður þeirra fara æí fanglesi fyrir að verða reiðir við þig.

Félagshyggjan í dag, gott fólk.

Svo er þessi sýra á MBL:

Q: "Danski leik­fanga­fram­leiðand­inn Lego hef­ur til­kynnt að hann muni vinna að því að út­rýma kyn­bundn­um staðalí­mynd­um í leik­föng­um sín­um..."

Þetta er Lego.  Marglitir ferkantaðir hlutir.

The Bee um málið:

"As part of its new push toward inclusion and diversity, LEGO has unveiled a new set of genderless bricks without male or female connectors. The entirely smooth bricks have no suggestive male nubs or female receptors and instead have entirely smooth, androgynous sides all around."

Nóg af þessu.

Meme

Hatursorðræðan.

Lockdown.

Gott tímarit fullt af nytsamlegum upplýsingum.

Subway.

Mis-Identified Flying Object

Þegar menn vita ekki hvað orð þýða.

Skilti.

Reykingar,

The Bee

2021 í hnotskurn.

Nóg í dag.

Allskyns heimskupör

Vesen á fæugi vegna Kína-kvefs ráðstafana

Q: "Southwest airlines canceled nearly 2,000 flights between Saturday and Sunday - blaming the FAA and the weather for problems that didn't seem to affect other airlines."

Meira um það hér.

... og hér:

"...according to one source air traffic controllers staged a walkout in Jacksonville in response to the vaccine mandate being forced on them."

Tekið af netinu.

Skilgreiningin á íróníu:

Q: "Remarkably, and showing how out of touch with reality the Green crusaders truly are, Bloomberg's analyst then said that “the rational response to higher fossil fuel commodity prices as well as higher emissions would be to accelerate the shift to renewables.” Actually no, that ridiculous statement encapsulates precisely the wrong response and all that is wrong with green thinking where the solution to a crisis is to make the crisis even bigger. In fact, that argument only makes sense in a world of infinite government spending that can be used to plug household funding holes such as those that have emerged now that we have energy hyperinflation."

Kaninn er að fara að fækka mikið í hernum.

Q: "Question for the SECDEF: are you really willing to allow a huge exodus of experienced service members just because they won't take the vaccine?" former Navy SEAL Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) tweeted last month..."

Ég hugsa... Já.

Þetta verður vont í framtíðinni.

Boris Johnson verður aldrei kosinn aftur

Q: "Millions of Britons will face even higher bills to heat their homes, as the government is set to double down on its radical green agenda."

Það er eitthvað að manninum.

 

Sósíalistaflokkurinn gæti náð manni inn

Já, hann náði ekki þessum 5% sem hann þarf til að ná lágmarkinu.

En...

Ef einhver sem þegar hefur kosist á þing breytir um flokk, þá fylgir sætið með honum.

Og hafa ber í hug að Gunnar Smári, eigandi Nazistaflokks Íslands mun sitja á 600 milljónum.

Nú er ljóst mál að einhver sitjandi þingmapur væri alveg til í eins og 50 millur, gegn því að ganga í annan flokk, eins og TD Nazistaflokk Gunnars Smára.  Þar væri hann strax kominn með mann inn, og smá ítök.

Hugsum okkur nú, að einhver alvöru auðmaður hyggðist ná ítökum hér á landi.  Til dæmis gæti Jeff Bezos fengið þá flugu í höfuðið.

Létt verk væri þá fyrir hann bara að láta einhvern stofna flokk, koma sér á kjörseðil, og svo eftir kosningar, alveg óháð gengi, kaupa bara til sín þingmenn annarra flokka.  Ekkert mál.  Allir hafa sitt verð.

Jeff Bezos gæti alveg splæst á 15-20 þingmenn til þess að ganga í einhvern flokk sem næði ekki nema 0.2% atkvæða, og látið þá gera allskyns hundakúnstir.  Þá sem þegar væru á þingi væri hægt að friða fyrir talsvert minna fé.  Þannig yrði ísland fyrsta Amazon landið.

Svona svo ég velti upp möguleika.

Af Internetinu, í dag

Portland þarf þetta....

Q: "Already facing a staffing crisis, the Seattle Police Department is bracing for the possibility that hundreds of officers will fail to meet an Oct. 18 vaccination deadline.

So, in case it's not clear: After months and months of calls to "defund the police" — with Seattle at times being at the epicenter of anti-police activism—city leaders are prepared to go ahead and cripple their police force anyway."

Haha!

Þetta getiði gúglað sjálf:

Kanninn hefur verið að delera mikið undanfarið.

Lítur vel út.

Verið að pæla í að reka Pólverja úr EB?

Q: "The BBC, Financial Times, Guardian, Times of London, Politico, Euronews. It’s the word on everyone’s lips, it seems [...] Poland’s withdrawal from the European Union is being discussed intensely again. This comes after Poland's Constitutional Tribunal ruled that where EU law conflicts with Polish law, Poland's constitution has right of way. This is totally unacceptable to Brussels..."

Af víðtækri ritskoðun FB:

Q: ""The Babylon Bee has managed to fool readers with its brand of satire in the past," Snopes has ominously warned."

Staðreyndir Babylon Bee um FB:

• Half the farms in Farmville are secretly growing weed.

• The next-gen Mark Zuckerberg will be indistinguishable from a human being and completely unstoppable.

• Conservatives are still allowed to share opinions.

Ofl...

Heimskupör í fréttum

Barátta Youtube & Google gegn raunveruleikanum er hörð og bitur

Q: "Google and its subsidiary YouTube will no longer monetize content that goes against the "scientific consensus" on global warming, removing all ads from posts with inaccurate claims in an effort to combat climate change denial."

Ég bíð eftir að þeir banni allar þessar rásir sem eru að kenna stærðfræði.  Hvort ætli YouTube líti á 2+2=4 sem "hoax" eða "misinfo?"

Í tengdum fréttum:

Q: "Just 36% of American adults expressed some level of trust in mass media in a survey done last month, down from 40% last year and historic highs around 70% in the 1970s, Gallup said on Thursday. In fact, only 7% of respondents said they have a great deal of trust in newspaper, television and radio news reporting, while 29% have a fair amount of trust."

Evrópusambandinu er stjórnað af illviljuðum hálfvitum

Q: "Europe is engaged in a game of idiotic brinksmanship with its people and the capital markets over gas supplies. They do this to construct a narrative and distort markets for political benefit.

When the reality is that this entire ‘crisis’ is a manufactured one because of their unwillingness to bow to the forces their policies have unleashed."

Matur í heiminum er að verða jafn dýr og hann er á Íslandi:

Q: "Massive supply chain disruptions, rising freight costs, and labor shortages are also exacerbating the issue, leading some companies to raise their prices to pay suppliers and turn a profit."

Virðist vera heimsku og hysteríu undanfarins árs að kenna, aftur.

Baraátta Bandarískra foreldra gegn úrkynjun er hörð og bitur

Q: "The battle over CRT in schools has resulted in nationwide tension in recent months."

Þetta er málið.

Sitthvað af handahófi:

Allir hata Joe Biden

Q: "It is Week 5 for college football and the chants of “F*ck Joe Biden” continue to ring out in stadiums across America. But it isn’t just college at football games. The chant is showing up all over the place."

NBC reynir að breiða yfir það.

Sumir segja að Biden sé lélegasti Bandaríkjaforseti allra tíma.  Hver eru r0kin á móti?

Spilling hrellir Ástralska stjórnmálamenn

Q: "A total of six officials have resigned in the span of three days following tyrannical New South Wales Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s difficult resignation on Friday.  Berjiklian announced her difficult decision to resign after a corruption watchdog announced it was looking into her alleged misconduct.  It was the corruption charges that finally brought the tyrannical leader to step down."

Hlutdrægnin á GP er jafn mikil og á Vísi.is, nema þeri eru ekki fasistar.

And-fasísikur múgur berst við lögerglu í Ástralíu

Q: "Hundreds of protesters chased the Melbourne Police this weekend during the weekend protests.
The protesters were chanting, “Freedom!” as they chased the police and hurled objects at the car."

Orkuverð á Ítalíu hækkar mikið

Q: "Italian Prime Minister Mario Draghi said last week that many of the reasons for the energy price increases were temporary but called for long-term action, including at a European level, to address the problem, including through diversifying supplies."

Ja, þeir gætu sagt sig frá Parísarsáttmálnaum.  Þannig gætu þeir haldið áfram að kynda og elda.

Að léttara hjali:

William Shatner fer út í geim.

Þannig hefst það

Dularfull fjölgun hjartaáfalla

Q: "Health experts have been left baffled by a big rise in a common and potentially fatal type of heart attack in the west of Scotland.

During the summer there was a 25 per cent rise in the number of people rushed to the Golden Jubilee National Hospital in Clydebank with partially blocked arteries cutting blood supply to the heart."

Jæja?

Fucking dularfullt, eða hitt þó heldur.

"A rise in heart attacks from blocked arteries. If only we knew what people have been doing for the last few months so we could study & solve the mystery. Oh, if only there was a clear indicator, a huge flashing arrow pointing to the culprit!"

Menn ekkert að spara kaldhæðnina.

Ehh...

30 september.  Það er ekkert gamalt efni.  Einhver?

Var kannski ekki við öðru að búast...

Q: "An Israeli reporter from News Israel 13 interviewed Dr. Kobi Haviv, who is the director of the Herzog Hospital in Jerusalem.

She began by saying, "I understand that most of the patients are vaccinated, even 'severe' patients."

Dr. Haviv responds with, "Exactly. Naturally occurring. Old people, most of them are vaccinated. Most of the population is vaccinated, and 90%...85-90% of the hospitalizations here are fully vaccinated people."

Gagnslaust til annars en að valda aukaverkunum.  Frábært.

Á meðan verður Ástralía bara dystópískari:

Áhugaverðir tímar.