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Allt hluti af áætlun. Sem er ekki í okkar hag.

Ég efast um geðheilsu viðreisnarfólks

"Viðreisn vill að ný­skrán­ingu á bens­ín- og dísel­bíl­um verði hætt á næsta ári, þó með und­anþágum. Sam­fylk­ing­in vill einnig gera það „raun­hæft“ að banna ný­skrán­ingu slíkra öku­tækja frá og með 2025."

Glóbalistarnir koma hér hreint fram, þeir meiga eiga það.  Allir eiga bara að búa í hylkinu og borða pöddur.  Enginn fer neitt.

Kosningahótanirnar í ár eru alvöru.  Ekkert sykurhúðað lengur, bara: allt bannað og skattlagt upp í topp.

Hvað fór kosningasjóður Kamölu í?

"Vice President Kamala Harris' presidential campaign, advised by leftist political strategists, spent a billion dollars centered around labeling former President Trump and a majority of Americans as 'Hitler' and 'Nazis.' They poured millions into far-left Hollywood stars, elaborate concerts, and private jet travel..."

Magnað.  Allur listinn er hér.  Skoðið bara ef þið nennið.

50K kolefnistrúarmenn halda til Azerbajan til að samstilla sig

"The hope is to resolve the COP29 summit’s top agenda item – a deal for up to $1 trillion in annual climate finance for developing countries, replacing a target of $100 billion.

“We are asking for the down payment of a very large debt – a down payment of $5tn [a year],” sais Tasneem Essop, executive director of Climate Action Network, global alliance of more than 1900 civil society organisations in over 130 countries.

The argument is rich nations allegedly prospered by burning fossil fuels and now need to fund poorer nations to avoid the same path, and cope with the severe heatwaves, floods and storms fuelled by global heating and already here.

“Climate reparations” have consequently been demanded."

Hljómar eins og kommúnismi.

"Trump has pledged to once again withdraw the U.N. from the landmark Paris climate agreement."

ess vegna var hann jú kosinn.

Antifa er komið á stjá aftur

"Antifa militants attempted to incite a violent confrontation with Seattle Police but were ultimately thwarted by a robust police response. This marks the second time this week that Seattle PD prevented an Antifa riot over the election.

The direct action featured a number of terrifying incidents, including the leftist extremist group dressed in black bloc and equipped with riot gear surrounding police vehicles – an act that resulted in human entrapment."

Miklar líkur á að þeir lendi allir í djeilinu snemma á næsta ári.

En ekki fyrr.

Jesú II: fist of fury

"A man in Spain has declared himself to be Jesus after beating up seven monks in a religious rampage."

Endurkoma Krists var ópvænt og ofbeldisfyllri en menn grunaði.

Á meðan, í Svíþjóð

 

10.11.24

Gaurinn er ekki einu sinni orðinn forseti.

Óeirðir dagsins, jafnvel vikunnar:

"Around 130,000 demonstrators took to the streets of the city of Valencia to demand the resignation of Carlos Mazon, the head of the provincial government, El Pais newspaper reported.

Locals blame Mazon for failing to issue an alert about the flooding soon enough on October 29; the water had already been pouring into residential areas by the time he did so.

The demonstrators tossed flares, stones and mud at the building. Some also left dirty boots outside the city council as a sign of their frustration with local authorities."

Ríkisstarfsmaður klúðrar einhverju.  Í öðrum fréttum; vatn er blautt.

Trump býðst til að greiða skuldir Kamölu

"The Kamala Harris campaign raised a record billion dollars for the 2024 election and somehow still ended the race with $20 million in debt.

[Donald Trump] recently posted on Truth Social, saying that he would be willing to help with his leftover campaign funds. He might be trolling, but Democrats would be wise to swallow their pride and take him up on the offer."

ætli hún taki því?

Þetta gerðist

"Several media reports and sources have been claiming that the government of Qatar has ordered the leaders of Hamas to leave the country, following pressure from Washington."

Menn vilja undirbúa jarðveginn.

Lífselixírinn er fundinn: Guinness

"The retired accountant credits her long life to her daily habit of drinking a pint of Guinness each day with her lunch."

Bjór er góður fyrir þig

Það má reka vitleysinga núna

"The Federal Emergency Management Agency supervisor accused of ordering her subordinates to skip Florida homes with Trump campaign signs has been fired.

Marn’i Washington was sacked for telling disaster relief workers in Lake Placid, Fla., to “not go to homes with yard signs supporting President-elect Trump,” FEMA Administrator Deanne Criswell said Saturday."

Hún gæti endað í djeilinu.

Ég veit ekki hvort þetta er rétt. (Sem á reyndar við um flest sem ég set hérna.) Þetta er annað sjónarhorn, vissulega.

Það eru birnir í skóginum, þeir eru svangir

Góðar fréttir, vonandi

"Formaður fjárlaganefndar telur mjög ólíklegt að umdeilt frumvarp um kílómetragjald á bensín- og dísilbíla verði samþykkt fyrir þinglok."

Það er enn von!

Verra er að þeir eru örugglega þegar búnir að eyða peningunum sem þeir ímynduðu sér að þeir fengju úr þessu.

"Gefa þá til úkraníu" eða eitthvað.

Pólitískar ofsóknir taka á sig ýmsar myndir

"An official with the Federal Emergency Management Agency was "removed from their role" and is under investigation after the Daily Wire obtained a leaked internal message in which they ordered workers to bypass the homes of Trump supporters as they surveyed the damage caused by Hurricane Milton in Florida."

Svona lagað þykir víst alvarlegt mál í USA.

Kommúnistar þvælast fyrir vopnasendingu

"Activists in Greece have protested against NATO aid for Kiev and blocked a column of trucks carrying weapons intended for the Ukrainian army, Greek media reported this week. The protest was staged on Wednesday by members of the Communist Party of Greece (KKE) and its youth branch, KNE, in the town of Tyrnavos in the region of Thessaly."

Ég myndi hafa meiri áhyggjur af að þeir stælu þessum vopnum.  Vísir til þess, held ég.

Breytinga að vænta á Írlandi?

"A historic coalition government led by Harris’ center-right Fine Gael party and its center-left rival Fianna Fail has been in power since the 2020 race ended in a virtual dead heat.

“We did not agree on every issue but we did always work hard and together for the good of the Irish people,” Harris said. “The time is now right to ask the Irish people to give a new mandate.”"

Stutt í þetta.  Allt breytist á innan við ári þá.  Magnað.

Venezuela sendir morðingja til USA

"Venezuelan inmates recently released from prison have reportedly been directed by Venezuelan intelligence officers to travel with them to the US and help locate Venezuelan military members, politicians, and law enforcement officials to "neutralize" them, according to a Breitbart-reviewed report. The directive is allegedly aimed at preventing the release of classified information by Venezuelan officials who have sought refuge in the United States."

Hmm... Íslenska ríkið sendi venezúela búnan til baka.  Var það vegna þess að þeir voru ekki meðlimir í Tren de Aragua?

Þessi dama var að lifa drauminn þegar einhverkir veiðimenn fundu hana

"Natalya was impossibly lucky that on that particular day - the bear wasn't feeling peckish enough to eat her. 

Instead, it dragged her away and buried her underneath some leaves to - it is believed - save her for a later meal.

But while the bear opted not to eat her  straight away, it still guarded her body jealously for hours like it would with any prized food it had secured for itself. 

That is until the hunters finally came along."

Hægri öfgamenn vilja láta reka nazista úr landi

"A far-right Dutch pol is demanding the deportation of the antisemitic thugs who hunted down and attacked Israeli soccer fans after a match in Amsterdam — labeling them “multicultural scum.”

“Looks like a Jew hunt in the streets of Amsterdam. Arrest and deport the multicultural scum that attacked Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters in our streets. Ashamed that this can happen in The Netherlands. Totally unacceptable,” parliament member Geert Wilders posted on X."

ó nei, ekki nazistana.

Darwin verðlaunahafar.

Pútin borðar okkur ekki, að sögn

Ég færi ykkur: Soyja-mennið:

Alvöru.

Pútín er ekki mannæta

"Harris criticized Trump’s ideas about ending the Ukraine conflict during a presidential debate on ABC News in September, claiming that the Republican would simply abandon support for Kiev to gain favor with Putin.

The Russian leader “would eat you for lunch,” Harris told Trump.

Peskov was asked to comment on her statement at the 21st annual meeting of the Valdai International Discussion Club in Sochi on Thursday. 

“Putin doesn’t eat people,” the spokesman said with a smile."

Segir Kreml.

Soros velið í fjárkröggum

"An administrative restructuring is underway at Soros Fund Management, founded by billionaire George Soros in the 1970s, as it plans to shutter its Hong Kong office, according to a Bloomberg report. Although the exact reasons were not disclosed, this move comes just days after Soros' son, Alex Soros, through the family's Open Society Foundations, wasted tens of millions of dollars backing the biggest Democrat loser in a generation: Kamala Harris."

Þetta hefði strax gefið af sér, vitum við.

Tilhlökkunarefni... fyrir flesta

"Patel, reportedly Trump’s likely choice for deputy director of the CIA, stated that “massive declassification” will be among their top priorities, aiming to release troves of information previously shielded from public view.

In a recent interview with Benny Johnson, Patel revealed that massive declassification will occur in Trump’s administration, including explosive revelations from the infamous Epstein files to the shadowy “Diddy list.”"

... en ekki alla.

Kvenfólk er eins og það er

"Because liberal women mistakenly think that a Trump pregnancy means they won't be able to get abortions, they're making vows to not have sex with random men for 4 years until the next presidential election."

Fólk ætti að fá sínar upplýsingar annarsstaðar en af CNN.

Þetta verður betra með hverri mínútu

"Joel Salatin, a self-described 'Christian libertarian environmentalist capitalist lunatic farmer' who runs Polyface Farms in western Virginia, wrote on his blog that Massie would be Agriculture secretary in the Trump administration.

'I've been contacted by the Trump transition team to hold some sort of position within the USDA and have accepted one of the six ‘Advisor to the Secretary' spots."

Hágæða mannskapur, sýnist mér.  Þetta verður osom á allan hátt.

Ríkið hatar okkur

Fékk þetta í póstinum, til þess að minna mig á að kjósa Sjálfstæðisflokkinn aldrei.  Eða VG.  Eða neinn af þessum kolefnistrúarflokkum.

Svo sá ég þessa auglýsingu, bókstaflega strax á eftir:

7 millur MEÐ rafbílastyrk.  Það var og.  Sem verður niðurgreitt með kílómetragjaldinu sem leggst á þetta.  Sem nægir sennilega aldrei fyrir styrkinum.

Ríkið.  Leggst á okkur eins og vampýra.

Bændur munu spreyja Starmer með haugsugum í nánustu framtíð

Sósíalistar æða út á götu til þess að herja á almenning. Aftur.

"Not even 24 hours after President-elect Donald Trump won more votes in Illinois this general election than in the previous two, and after winning the US election in a massive red wave sweep, far-left protesters gathered outside the Trump Hotel in Obama's Chicago.

The protests appear to have been highly organized and well-planned before the election, given the coordination among activists...

The Democrat's playbook to potentially unleash another wave of social unrest through activism campaigns, with command-and-control centers operated by nonprofits, will likely not be tolerated under a Trump administration."

Chicago?  Mætti ég benda þeim að kíkja í suðurhlutann.  Hann e víst fullur af fasistum og nazistum og rasistum og mönnum sem eru ekki einu sinni barnanauðgarar.

Þannig hefst það

"As a possible future Trump administration appointee, RFK Jr. has laid out a plan to rid the FDA and other key federal agencies of the deeply-rooted corruption that prioritizes corporate profits over public health.

Recall that Trump said that if he is elected, Kennedy will work on “health and women’s health ” and the nation’s food supply."

Mun kaninn grennast?  Eru þetta endalok dónuts frá Ameríku?

Biden og félagar flyta sér að henda vopnum í úkraníu áður en það verður of seint

"The White House intends to expedite up to $9 billion in new military aid in a last-ditch effort to arm Ukraine before President-elect Donald Trump takes office in January, according to sources in the outgoing administration."

Þeir hafa enn hvað, 3 mánuði til þess að starta WW3?

Demókratar átta sig loksins á því að barnageldararnir eru ekki vinsælir neinstaðar

"Democrats have quietly begun to distance themselves from more extremist elements of transgender ideology in the wake of Donald Trump’s return to the White House, fearing the issue will further alienate voters."

Ég er ekkert eini maðurinn sem vill ekki skera kynfærin af börnum, bara svo þið vitið.

Þórgunnur, athugaðu það, ef þú álpast til að lesa þetta.

Brezka ríkið hatar bændur

"The public overwhelmingly back farmers in their battle with Labour after Rachel Reeves capped their inheritance tax reliefs, polling by More in Common has found."

Brezka ríkið hyggst búa til hungursneið.  Þessi maður, sem var einu sinni handtekinn fyrir að gera grín að nazistum útskýrir þetta betur:

Lítur út fyrir að bændur þurfi að spreyja smá saur á Starmer & co. 

Íslensk stjórnmál þurfa sárlega eins og einn Trump

Viti menn.

Kommúnistar brjálast. Það eru vídjó.

"Following President Trump’s dominant election victory, liberals across the United States went into full meltdown mode.

Videos on X show Democrats crying and completely enraged after finding out Trump won the presidential election."

Já.  Er eins og það er.

Fólk vildi sína verðbólgu, sína heimsstyrrjöld, en fær nú hvorugt.

Á meðan, í Bretlandi

"Last week, he and his Chancellor, Rachel Reeves, broke their pledge that they wouldn’t raise taxes on working people — by raising national insurance contributions for even the lowest-earning workers. The impact will be felt most keenly by small businesses, many of which are already struggling. As Richard Murphy notes on his blog, “Big businesses can afford to pay, but small businesses rarely pay their owners a great deal (contrary to common perceptions), and they will suffer, as will employment prospects for many people who are on lower pay.”

Digital identity systems may help streamline bureaucracy and reduce fraud, but they are also fraught with risks. As Brett Solomon, the then-executive director of Access Now, warned in a 2018 Wired op-ed titled “Digital IDs Are More Dangerous Than You Think”, digital ID, writ large, “poses one of the gravest risks to human rights of any technology that we have encountered.”

Those risks include massive breeches of personal data, including biometric identifiers; hacks and system outages; function creep as more and more basic services require digital identification; unparalleled government and corporate surveillance; the near-total exclusion of people who don’t have access to mobile devices or the internet as well as those who do but choose not to comply with governments’ increasing demands."

Þið þurfið að fara að trúa á cyberpunk dystópíu, vegna þess að þið eruð í einni.

Money money money

"Wall Street rallied into record territory, the dollar soared and bitcoin scaled a new peak Wednesday as the world gears up for another Donald Trump presidency.

The Dow jumped three percent while the S&P 500 and Nasdaq Composite added two percent in early deals.

“The rationale behind the US stock market rally is that Trump is seen as business-friendly and will be able to pass his tax cuts through easily without much resistance from the Democrats who have lost control of the Senate,” said City Index and FOREX.com analyst Fawad Razaqzada."

Kommar gera komma hluti

"Hard-left campaign group Just Stop Oil said in a statement Wednesday morning that “Corporate power” and “the fossil fuel industry” that “controls the major parties” are the only true winners of the U.S. Presidential election. Their activists sprayed the limestone wall proclaiming the Embassy of the United States of America with bright orange paint.

The act of vandalism was “in response to the election result this morning” and a rejection of “fascism”, they said. Just Stop Oil called President-elect Trump a “fake populist” because while appealing to the “disaffection many feel”, he doesn’t do what the group says is the truly important thing: ending oil and gas drilling."

100 ár í djeilinu lagar þetta.

Musk er með áætlanir

"Speaking at a Trump rally last month, Musk pledged to help the Republican slash US annual budget spending by “at least $2 trillion” as part of a review of federal agencies that he would carry out if Trump returns to the White House.  

“Your tax money is being wasted and the Department of Government Efficiency is going to fix that,” Musk stated."

Hér á landi er engin eins og hann.  Af hverju ekki?

Það er enginn friður fyrir heimsbæokmenntunum

Söltum heimsfrettirnar þar til á morgun.

TikTok er fullt af allskyns sauðabjánum.

Þetta ku vera lengsta bókmenntaverk sögunnar.  Mæli ekki með því, en gaman að vita að það er til.

Sitthvað annað undarlegt.

Nokkrar bækur sem hafa verið "bannaðar," og hvers vegna það gerðist.

Þetta var nú meiri vitleysan.

Og að lokum þetta, sem er á vissan hátt bókmennta-tengt:

Ríkið vill myrða íkorna, vegna þess að af því bara.

Íkornatengt mál

IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A SQUIRREL AS A PET IN NY. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS

Kommúnistar fá hland fyrir hjartað

"Kamala Harris supporters across the country have been left rattled after receiving letters and postcards suggesting they will be “volunteering” to house migrant families.

While Democrats have championed open borders and humanitarian migrant policies, it seems when the issue is brought to their own doorsteps—literally—enthusiasm fades."

HAHAHA!

Það er ekkert að marka Obama

"At a rally for Vice President Kamala Harris in Milwaukee, Obama attempted to scare Jewish voters, even resorting to the debunked “very fine people” hoax, claiming that Trump is antisemitic.

Trump is expected to win at least 30% of the Jewish vote, which would be a recent historic high for a Republican candidate. He is expected to win Orthodox Jews, as well as Jewish voters for whom Israel and the fight against antisemitism are top concerns."

Maðurinn höfðar til allra.

RT tjáir sig um málin

"Messina made the warning on Sunday, during an interview with MSNBC host and former White House spokeswoman Jen Psaki.

“Early vote numbers are a little scary,” he said.

According to the former Obama campaign manager, supporters of Republican candidate Donald Trump have been much more active this time compared to the previous election."

Sjáum hvernig rætist úr þessu á morgun.

Ef Trump sigrar, fer Antifa á stjá.  Og allir á RÚV missa vitið.
Ef Kamala sigrar, þá má alveg búast við kjarnorkustyrrjöld.

Menn að gera sig tilbúna fyrir uppreisn hryðjuverkasamtaka leftista

"Washington Governor Jay Inslee is activating the Washington National Guard ahead of election day, according to KING 5, and neighboring state Oregon isn't far behind. 

The action by the governor follows two recent ballot box arsons in Portland and Vancouver, Washington, in late October, which destroyed hundreds of ballots. Officials are still seeking a suspect."

 

Reglur eru reglur....

"Late on Sunday, NBC was forced to air an advertisement for Donald Trump after the network had to file an Equal time notice with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), after the network was accused of violating the regulation with Kamala Harris' last-minute appearance on "Saturday Night Live.""

Þeir drápu þó engan íkorna eða þvottabjörn fyrir þetta.

Hvað eru Indverjar að spökulera í dag?

"Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Monday condemned the attack on Hindu temple in Canada.

In his first statement since Canada-related controversy began, Prime Minister Narendra Modi issued a very strong statement after Khalistani extremists targeted a Hindu temple in Ontario yesterday evening."

Ah... alþjóðlegt atvik.

Framtíðin verður laus við kolefnistrú

"Polling conducted by the Independent Center in association with Newsweek found that “30 percent of Gen Zers (people born between 1997 and 2012) and millennials (people born between 1981 and 1996) did not have nor want any children.”

Shockingly, 23 percent of those surveyed said they believe having children is irresponsible due to “climate change.”"

Framtíðin er björt.