Stónerar fá eitthvað

Fréttir fyrir stónera

"The current debate centers on whether marijuana should be moved to Schedule III, a change that wouldn’t fully legalize it but would loosen restrictions.

Such a reclassification would open the door to tax deductions for certain cannabis businesses and expand opportunities for medical research."

Í augnablikinu eru reglurnar flóknar og á rússnesku.

Á meðan, í Brazilíu

"In a precedent-setting move, a European country has officially granted full refugee protections to a Brazilian women's rights activist who was facing 25 years in prison in her home country for misgendering a transgender politician. Isabella Cêpa is the first person to be recognized as a victim of state persecution for her outspoken opposition to gender identity ideology.

The situation stems from an ongoing ordeal that began when "Erika" Hilton, a man who pretends to be a woman, was elected to office in São Paulo."

Í Brazilíu má ekki kalla hlutina sínum réttu nöfnum.

Reglurnar virka eins og til var ætlast

"...three people were shot Saturday in gun-free Times Square just before 1:30 a.m.

On July 28, 2025, a lone gunman opened fire in a Manhattan office building and killed four people, including a New York Police Department officer.

New York has an “assault weapons” ban, a “high capacity” magazine ban, heightened background check requirements, a red flag law, a ban on bump stocks, and a ban on guns in Times Square that even prohibits licensed concealed carriers from being armed for self-defense."

Tilgangurinn meö reglunum er að drepa þig.

Grjót er gamalt

"A meteorite fragment that burst through the roof of a Georgia home last June has been determined to be billions of years old and to predate the Earth, according to a geology professor. 

“These are objects that go back to the original material formed 4.56 billion years ago,” Harris explained."

Kominn langt yfir síðasta. Ekki furða að hann hafi dottið niður.

Slöppum nú aðeins af og horfum á þessa ágætu kvikmynd:

 

Viðskiptalífið í dag

Trump hindrar stórfyrirtæki í að þagga niðri í fólki

"Advocates against political debanking cite cases of Christians and conservatives who they say have been victims of this process. This includes allegations by Christian organizations including Tennessee-based nonprofit Indigenous Advance Ministries, as well as Sam Brownback, the chairman of the National Committee for Religious Freedom (NCRF), and the president himself.

Trump’s executive order also instructs the U.S. Small Business Administration (SBA) to reinstate clients who have been denied loans or other services for political reasons."

Eitthvert fyrirtæki hefur ekkert með það að gera hvað einhver segir. Oftast er þetta gert fyrir ríkið.

Það er fasismi.

Iðnaður heldur áfram að streyma til USA

"Century Aluminum Co. is planning to create about 100 local jobs at its Berkeley County facility after the plant operated below full capacity for the past decade, the Post and Courier reported.

Ramping up domestic production was dubbed a “direct result” of Trump’s trade policies, which includes raising import fees on primary aluminum shipments to 50 percent."

Þveröfugt við það sem nornirar eru að stunda hér á landi.

Þjóðverjar aðstoða Nazista óbeint

"Germany has suspended the export of arms to Israel that could be used in Gaza, following the approval of a plan to occupy the Palestinian enclave’s capital by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s security cabinet."

Þeir hhalda með sínum mönnum af gömlum vana.

Meirháttar taprekstur stöðvaður áður en hann hefst

"President Trump has ended plans for a massive wind farm in the state of Idaho that was approved by Joe Biden. Trump’s Interior Secretary Doug Burgum played a big role in this by discovering some legal issues with the project."

Skattgreiðendur fagna.

Skítur skeður

"An Etihad Airways passenger had to be wheeled off the aircraft after eating a “smelly” in-flight meal and throwing up over two dozen times during a six-hour “flight from hell.” 

And a recent Delta Airlines flight from Detroit to Amsterdam was forced to make an emergency landing in New York, when several passengers exhibited signs of food poisoning from the reportedly “spoiled” grub served while at 30,000 feet."

Allegoría um Íslensk stjórnvöld.

Stórfótur sést á ferli.

Heimsbókmenntir af handahófi

Óþekkt verk.

Óþekkt, en af öðrum ástæðum.

Maður fjallar um stafla af vitleysu.

Hnignun menningarinnar.

Ekki bara klám, líka spatter.

Ýmslegt héðan og þaðan

Hælisleitendur valda umferðarslysum

"A few weeks ago, reports began circulating that thanks to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) roundups in major cities, the notorious 'parking lot' traffic in Los Angeles was suddenly cleared out, allowing people to jet around the city like 'the old days.' 

So while this data doesn't explicitly prove that ICE arrests of illegals has had an impact on both freeway congestion and collisions, hard data shows a dramatic drop in collisions year-over-year. "

Allt batnar við að henda útlendum flóttamönnum og þrælum úr landi.

Kommúnisminn kemur í litlum skrefum

"California has launched a snitch line where the public can report violations of the state's styrofoam ban for food containers. The webpage was recently launched in order to allow for anonymous reporting of the producers of such products."

Kalifornia uber alles.

EU getur ekki keypt gasið sem það skuldbatt sig til að kaupa

"The EU’s pledge to buy $750 billion worth of American energy over three years to avert a trade war with Washington is “almost impossible” to honor, Politico reported Tuesday, citing analysts and officials."

Þetta snerist líka meira um að niðurlægja EB en nokkuð annað.  Sýna hvað þetta er lélegt batterí.

Pólskir fasistar óttast hægri-öfgamenn

"Andrzej Rozenek, former MP for the Socialist party in Poland and deputy editor-in-chief of the weekly “Nie” Jerzy Urban, spoke about Grzegorz Braun’s party in the “Goniec Poranny” program. 

While “Nie” was known for its pointed anti-right stance and attacks on Catholicism, Braun, leader of the Confederation of the Polish Crown party, is an outspoken Catholic monarchist known for his frequent anti-Semitic and homophobic outbursts."

Þessi Braun virðist öndvegis peyi.

4Chan myndi stjórna landinu betur

Þjófur kærir fórnarlamb sitt til lögreglu

"Framkvæmdastjóri flutningafyrirtækis segir algjörlega sturlað að vera orðinn sakborningur í rannsókn lögreglu vegna meintra hótana hans í garð eiganda bíls sem notaður var til að stela díselolíu af flutningabílum."

Hvernig ætli það virki? Kemur glæponinn bara uppá stöð vælandi: "Búhú! Hann vill ekki að ég steli af honum!"

Þetta endar sennilega með verktöku, framhjá ríkisvaldinu.

Trump semur frið milli 'Nam & Tælands

"Moments before the president sat down with Breitbart News, he was able to unlock an unconditional ceasefire between Thailand and Cambodia after previously pressuring both nations using the economic might of the United States and impending trade deals with both nations as leverage."

Rétt áður gjöramlega nauðgaði hann Van Der Leyen í hvert gat, tók hana aftanfrá svo hún fann það með tönnunum, svo ég noti hóflega og smekklega myndlýkingu á þeim viðskiptasamningi.

Van Der Leyen þessi var einmitt nýbúin að kúka uppí bæði Þorgerði og Kristrúnu, við táknræna athöfn, svo ég haldi myndlýkingunni áfram (við getum amk hugsað okkur að það sé myndlýking, við vitum ekki hvernig þetta ESB lið hagar sér þegar við sjáum ekki til) til þess að þakka þeim fylgispekt við sig.

Krístrún og Þorgerður voru þá einmitt nýloknar við að skeina sér á andlitinu á Ingu Sæland, til að þakka henni fyrir að fórna sér og sínum flokki til þess einmitt að fá að komast í tæri við téða Van Der Leyen.

Goggunarröðin er á hreinu. Okkar leiðtogar eru þrælar þræla; fólks sem hefur sagað fæturnar af sjálfu sér, troðið sér ofaní fötu, og byrjað að laxera. Evrópa hefur ekkert til þess að semja með, og það var viljaverk af hennar hálfu.

Trump móðgar Starmer opinberlega

"“Keir Starmer should cut taxes, come down hard on ‘ruinous’ immigration and remove subsidies for renewable energy, Donald Trump said today as the two leaders met in Scotland.

In a wide-ranging and chaotic press conference the president gave his ‘friend’ the Prime Minister tips about how to prevent another ‘friend’, Nigel Farage, from winning power.

[…] While Sir Keir sat beside him with an impassive look on his face, he also attacked subsidies for wind power and – gently – suggested he should back fresh drilling for oil and gas in the North Sea instead.”"

Starmer og félagar eru vísvitandi að leggja Bretland í rúst. Svo það er ágætt að núa þeim því um nasir við hvert tækifæri.

Það að Trump kæmist til valda var aldrei hluti af áætluninni.  Það átti að vera Hillary, og svo átti hún að rústa USA alveg eins og Starmer og VDL rústa Evrópu, og þetta átti allt að vera alveg eins og í "1984."

En nei...

Karma hellist yfir fólk, heitt og kraumandi

"In a contentious move to empower women in the dating world, the Tea app surged to the top of Apple’s U.S. App Store charts last week, allowing anonymous sharing of warnings about men’s “red flags”.

The celebration was short-lived as hackers struck, leaking thousands of private images online and sparking outrage over digital safety.

The hack stemmed from an exposed legacy database, easily accessed by 4chan users who then dumped the material publicly."

4Chan er komið í spilið.

4Chan sigrar alltaf.

Evrópa á hraðri niðurleið

Úrsúla er lélegur samningamaður

"Evr­ópu­sam­bandið fell­ir niður tolla á banda­rísk­an varn­ing og bein­ir 600 millj­arða dala fjár­fest­ingu til Banda­ríkj­anna.

Ríki ESB munu jafn­framt kaupa eldsneyti frá Banda­ríkj­un­um fyr­ir 750 millj­arða dala auk þess að kaupa banda­rísk her­gögn fyr­ir hundruð millj­arða dala."

Evrópusambandið kaupur allskonar af USA fyrir 1.350+ milljarða.

Á móti gerir USA ekkert.

Það er samningurinn.

Sýnir okkur hverskyns undirlægjur nornirnar eru.

Hatursglæpur

"We don't know what happened before this video, of course, but an entire gang of young black men and women were shouting "best his @$$" and cussing him out. The man behind the camera was relishing the beatdown."

Enginn veit neitt um hvernig þetta hófst.

Menn rannsaka hversu mikið þrælahald er í Kalíforníu

"“The discovery of these juveniles at a marijuana facility, and in the presence of at least one dangerous illegal alien previously convicted of child molestation, highlights the continuing consequences of the Biden-Harris Administration’s open-border policies,” Jordan wrote.

“The discovery of UACs [Unaccompanied Alien Children] at a California marijuana farm raises questions about [Office of Refugee Resettlement] ORR’s placement of UACs — particularly during the Biden-Harris Administration — and the sufficiency of sponsor vetting,” the lawmakers added. “Pursuant to the Rules of the House of Representatives, the Committee on the Judiciary is authorized to conduct oversight of federal immigration policy and procedures.”"

Sennilega mjög mikið.

Byssumaður hótar að skjóta hnífamann

"An armed citizen helped subdue the attacker who stabbed 11 people in a Traverse City, Michigan, Walmart on Saturday around 5 p.m., according to the New York Post."

Vissulega áhrifarík aðferð til að stöðva ofbeldi.

Mótmæli í gær

Hvað voru Bretar að era í gær?

Hmm...

Ritskoðun hefur þessi áhrif.

Þetta er verið að eyna að þagga niður.

Meiriháttar motmæli, og allt þaggað niður.  Alveg eins og í Kóvitleysunni. Þetta er önnur tilraun.  Hin illu ríki vesturheims gefast ekki upp.

Talandi um illsku-plön Marxista:

"A big part of their strategy relied on the fundamentals of Cultural Marxism: The combination of Marxist mob tactics, artificial consensus and the exploitation of minority grievances as a vehicle for controlling speech. This was the rise of the “woke movement” to the halls of government.

I don’t think there has ever been a psychological war on a population that was more pervasive and tyrannical. Not since Mao’s Cultural Revolution in China has a citizenry been under such a siege by their own government. The fact that we survived this event, defeated the onslaught and actually grew a grassroots anti-woke movement without the use of social media forums is truly mind blowing.

Very few people today realize the level of victory that was achieved. We thwarted perhaps the largest 4th Generation “mind war” ever devised and we did it without any institutional access. We won by simple truth and word of mouth."

Baráttan stendur enn yfir.

Guð vinstrimanna dæmdur fyrir glæpi

"A trans-identified male illegal immigrant charged with raping a 14-year-old boy in a New York City park bathroom appeared in court yesterday, where the accused rapist was informed by a judge of when the pre-trial hearing would take place."

1: ólöglegur innflytjandi

2: tranni

3: barnanauðgari.

Er hægt að vera meiri leftisti?

Mótmæli

"In a bid to combat the growing anti-migrant sentiment, an elite division of police officers will be assembled to monitor social media for signs of civil unrest.

Detectives are set to be drawn from forces around the country as the Government scrambles to crack down on potential violence by flagging up early signs of civil unrest. 

The new police division, assembled by the Home Office, will aim to 'maximise social media intelligence' after police forces were heavily criticised for their handling of last year's riots which quickly spread across the country.

Angela Rayner last week warned the Government needs to address the 'real concerns that people have about immigration'. But critics say the social media crackdown is 'disturbing' and raises concerns for free speech."

Bretar hafa fengið sitt eigið STASI.

Ríkið sýnir einga hneigð til þess að laga ástandið, svo við getum búist við alvöru uppþotum í framtíðinni.

Matargerð framtíðarinnar

"The flavor replicates the metallic tang and tongue-zapping sensation of licking a battery, using ingredients like citric acid, sodium bicarbonate, and mineral salts. It's designed to trigger nostalgia and spark curiosity."

Þessir lifa í framtiðinni.

Það verður ekkert úr þessu.

Yfirvofandi geimveru árás, og fleira.

4chan komst inná eitthvert haturs-forrit og póstaði niðurstöðunum

"Women are in an uproar over the recent breach of a "women's safety app" called Tea, which is currently the most downloaded app on the Apple Store and is used primarily as a hub for posting "red flag" information on specific men.

Critics argue that the app is a tool for digital stalking and defamation, allowing jilted women to anonymously spread misinformation about their former dates, boyfriends and husbands in order to ruin their future relationship chances and avoid legal repercussions.

The incident was likely inspired by a thread on 4Chan discussing Tea, with some members creating a call to action to expose it.  A 4Chan user posted a link Friday morning, allegedly allowing people to download the database of stolen images, and troves of alleged victims’ identification photos have been posted on 4Chan and X."

Vont fólk er ljótt.  Bókstaflega.  Magnað.  Allt sem okkur hefur verið sagt er lygi.

Not the bee er með meira um þetta skemmtilega mál.

Maður í pandabúning... jæja...

"During a youth summit in DC called Voters of Tomorrow, an almost non-existent crowd was welcomed by some guy dressed up as a panda trying to fire them up.

“What the f**k is up? Let’s go!” the grown man in the panda suit says to no response. “Who the f**k are we and why are we in a panda head? ”"

Hlutir ganga ekki vel á þeim bæ.

Bretar ritskoðaðir til að vernda barnanauðgara

"The draconian Online Safety Act, passed by the previous Conservative Party, is already appearing to have a negative impact on free speech in Britain. Pitched to the public as a means of preventing children from seeing pornography or other graphic content on the internet, critics of the legislation have long warned that it would be used to stifle political discourse.

As it came into force on Friday, British users shared screenshots of messages they received from X while attempting to view footage from recent anti-mass migration protests, which have sprung up in the wake of an Ethiopian living at taxpayer expense in a migrant hotel allegedly sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl in Epping."

Sandniggararnri verða að fá að nauðga þessum krökkum í friði, segja þeir.

Segjum svo að þeir hugsi ekki um börnin.

Nazistarnir stjórnuðu öllum iðnaði í Þýzkalandi gegnum verkalýðsfélögin.

Geimverur á leiðinni

"A mysterious intergalactic object could potentially be a “hostile” alien spacecraft that’s slated to attack our planet in November, according to a controversial new study by a small group of scientists.

If this anomaly is a “technological artifact,” this could support the dark forest hypothesis, which argues we haven’t found signs of extraterrestrial entities because they are remaining undercover to shield themselves from predators or prey.

Loeb warns that this could suggest that an attack is likely and would “possibly require defensive measures to be undertaken.”"

Einmitt.

Gefur okkur eitthvað til að hlakka til.

Menn gera það sem þeir þurfa.

Hæfni vs vanhæfni

Þvílíkir djöfulsins fávitar:

Dagsetningarnar...

Hvað um það:

Mikið rifist um hvort Brigitte Macron er karl eða kona.

"The lawsuit, filed earlier this week in a US court, accuses Owens of spreading “false and defamatory claims” - including that Brigitte Macron was born male, that the couple are blood relatives, and that Emmanuel Macron is a product of a CIA mind control program."

Gott show.

Rassasniffari handtekinn

"A notorious butt-sniffing freak was thrown behind bars again after he was allegedly caught putting his schnoz near the backside of an unsuspecting woman at a Nordstrom Rack in California.

Calese Carron Crowder, 36, was arrested Tuesday after he was captured on security cams crouching near a woman and sniffing her rear end..."

EB bíður hans. Þorgerður K og Kristrún eru að senda beiðnir eftir ráðleggingum.

Það er annaðhvort í ökkla eða eyra

"Michigan has joined four other states who have introduced legislation to ban Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents from wearing masks, with the Wolverine state calling for jail time for violators."

Fyrst vilja þessir vitleysingar að' allir gangi mðe grímu vegna þess að eþir ímynda sér að eitthvert hvef muni drepa alla í heiminum annars, nú vilja þeir fangelsa alla sem ganga emð grímu.

Jæja...

Á meðan allt er íhandaskolun hjá nornunum, er allt í himnalagi hjá Trump:

"President Trump told reporters Friday morning that he was so pleased with the tariffs bringing in money for Americans that he's considering a rebate for working people."

Hæfir menn vs vanhæft kvenfólk.

Sci-fi & Fantasy

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