4Chan verður sárt saknað

RFK hefur gert uppgötvun

"RFK just announced the findings of a new CDC survey on autism, and the numbers will blow your mind.

This is part of an unrelenting upward trend.

The prevalence two years ago was one in 36. Since the first ADDM report ... which was 1992 births, autism has increased by a factor of 4.8 -- that's 480%, I believe."

Línan fer upp.  Bóluefni?   Sennilega.  Niðurtaðan er alltaf: 4Chan.

Moskva skynjar framgang Nazismans í Evrópu

"On Monday, the bloc’s foreign policy chief, Kaja Kallas, warned the leaders of EU members and candidate states against taking part in the event in the Russian capital on May 9. British daily The Telegraph later wrote that candidate states such as Serbia could be barred from joining the bloc if their leaders attend the Victory Day celebrations.

“If this is true, then Euro-Nazism is being reborn before our eyes,” Zakharova wrote on Telegram, citing the article."

Þetta er víst eitthvað hita-mál

Rússar eru í þessum töluðum orðum að berjast við mjög svo raunverulega Nazista.

Trannar eru ekki konur

"Campaigners have hailed the “death” of self-identification as the UK Supreme Court in Westminster ruled on Wednesday morning that the UK’s Equality Act 2010 refers to “biological women and biological sex”.

The court has ruled: “The definition of sex in the Equality Act 2010 makes clear that the concept of sex is binary, a person is either a woman or a man.”"

RÚV var í miklu áfalli yfir þessu.

Austuríkismenn eru að lifa drauminn

"Nearly half of all crime suspects in Austria last year were foreign nationals, even though they represent just 20% of the population, according to the 2024 criminal police report. This stark disparity has reignited fierce political debate over migration and its broader impact on Austrian society.

Out of 335,911 suspects investigated for criminal offenses, 46.8% were non-Austrian, with the largest contingents hailing from Romania, Germany, and Syria..."

Ef þú vilt ekki að útlendingur nauðgi dóttur þinni ertu rasisti.

Ahem...

Krakkar styðja Trump. Krakkar eiga engan pening.

"Young voters aged 18 to 21 are leaning more heavily toward the Republican Party than their slightly older peers, according to a new Yale Youth Poll released this week.

The survey, conducted between April 1 and April 3 among 4,100 registered voters, found that voters aged 18 to 21 favor Republicans by a margin of 11.7 points when asked who they would support in the 2026 congressional elections. In contrast, voters aged 22 to 29 favored Democrats by 6.4 points, revealing a significant split among the youngest generation of voters.

The findings indicate a notable political shift, as younger voters have historically been a reliable base of support for Democrats. However, the poll suggests that Generation Z, particularly those shaped by the COVID-19 pandemic during their formative years, are developing more right-leaning views on several key cultural and political issues."

Þegar valið er:

"Leggjum undir okkur Kanada & Grænland"

eða:

"Skerum kynfærin af okkur og AAAAAAAARRRGH!"

þá sér unglingurinn betri leiðina.

Hvar í heiminum er Eldir Smári?

Lögreglan leitar að manni á Austurlandi

"Lögreglan á Austurlandi leitar nú að Eldi Smára Kristinssyni, formanni Samtakanna 22.

Eldur er staddur í Bretlandi um þessar mundir vegna verkefna og því eðlilega ekki hægt að finna hann á Austurlandi, þetta hefði lögreglan hæglega getað komist að með því að svara tölvupóstum hans og sparað sér tveggja klukkutíma akstur frá Reyðarfirði til Breiðdalsvíkur."

Haha!

En hey, þetta eru nú einu sinni gaurarnir sem hafa stórar áhyggjur af "hægri-öfgamönnum."  Við svona hlutum að búast frá slíkum mönnum.

Áætlun Rússa að henda Samfylkingunni úr Úkraníu

"The denazification of Ukraine is one of the explicitly stated goals of Russia’s special operation, but it’s probably the vaguest of them all, perhaps even intentionally so in order to give the Kremlin flexibility. Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov just elaborated on it in detail though over the weekend during a Q&A session at this year’s Antalya Diplomacy Forum. 

Denazification in the rest of rump Ukraine, which is understood in this context mostly as restoring the rights of its indigenous Russian minority, will only be pursued via diplomatic means per what Lavrov clarified with regard to how “We are not about territories” in the sense of Russia’s goals in this conflict."

Afsamfylkingarvæðingin heldur áfram.

Demókratar vilja fá hryðjuverkamanninn sinn aftur

"Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) on Monday told reporters that he will travel to El Salvador and declared that El Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele must “hand over and release an innocent man, and let him come home to his family.”

“The president of El Salvador should not now take it upon himself to say that he is detaining him for one more day, because that is kidnapping,” he threatened.

Democrats refuse to mention his gang affiliations, describing him as a “Maryland man” and “father of three.”"

Illviljaðir menn vilja illt.

WHO er að hlaða í aðra kóvitleysu

"The World Health Organization (WHO) has recently rehearsed a scenario in which an ancient virus lying dormant in the remains of a woolly mammoth caused a deadly global outbreak of “mammothpox,” The Telegraph has reported, citing documents about the exercise it had obtained."

Látiði plata ykkur aftur?

Bömmer

Enginn gerir neitt ókeypis

Auðvitað fær RÚV borgað fyrir að boða kolefnistrú

"Evr­ópska um­hverf­is­mála­áætl­un­in LIFE, sem meðal ann­ars hef­ur kostað um­fjöll­un í Rík­is­út­varp­inu, er nú til end­ur­skoðunar hjá fram­kvæmda­stjórn Evr­ópu­sam­bands­ins (ESB) vegna póli­tískr­ar mis­notk­un­ar.

Ingvar Smári Birg­is­son, sem sit­ur í stjórn Rúv. ohf., seg­ir það fullt til­efni til þess að rík­is­miðill­inn hugsi sinn gang um styrkta dag­skrár­gerð, sér­stak­lega frá er­lend­um ríkj­um."

Auðvitað koma múturnar frá Evrópu.

Þegar aðal viðskiptavinirnir eru ólöglegir innflytjendur...

"Executives for Modelo Especial owner Constellation Brands said Thursday their sales have fizzled out thanks to President Donald Trump’s crackdown on illegal immigration.

The executive said that Latino customers, who represent half of the beer brand’s customer base, have limited social gatherings, which Newlands said often include beer drinking."

Modelo: glæpamanna-bjórinn.

Bretland er "failed state."

X-files IRL

"Those of us who have studied some of the recent ‘doc dumps’ from the CIA have been wise to the fact that the mere fact that a document is part of a previously classified trove of data does not in any way guarantee said document’s relevance or veracity.

Case in point: a declassified document posted to the CIA’s website is gone viral, generating controversy over its claims of an early 1990’s UFO attack on Soviet forces."

Aha...

Mexíkanar vilja sín óskalög, og ekkert múður

"Singer Luis R Conriquez refused to sing narco corridos at a show in Texcoco - perhaps in reaction to a report that the U.S. could cancel visas of those who sing them. The crowd went mad and smashed up the venue."

Hlýtur að hafa verið mjög gott lag.

Hvernig gæti ríkið stofnað her sem virkaði?

Fyrst þyrfti ríkið að fá mannskap í herinn. Til þess að fá fólk sem er auðvelt að þjálfa, er best að menn mæti viljugir, af hugsjön og áhuga.

Til þess þarf að fá fólk til þess að bera virðingu fyrir ríkinu.

Hvernig gengur það?

"Í minnisblaði frá ráðuneytinu, sem dagsett er 6. desember í fyrra, kemur meðal annars fram að teknar hafi verið saman helstu upplýsingar um samsköttun vegna tekjuársins 2023. Ríkissjóður hafi orðið af 2,7 milljörðum króna á því ári og samsköttunin sé eftirgjöf af skatttekjum sem því nemi."

Eftirgjöf af skatttekjum, já...

Svo segja þeir bara "þessi og þessi eru ekki þjóðin."

„Þessi málsmeðferð ber ekki aðeins merki um óvandaða stjórnsýslu. Hún sýnir ábyrgðarleysi gagnvart einni af grunnstoðum íslensks atvinnulífs,“

Framleiðandi iðnaður er ekki hátt skrifaður af Ríkinu.  Landeldið er næst.

Lögreglan telur að allir séu hryðjuverkamenn nema barnanauðgarar

Ekki gæfulegt.  Þessu þyrfti að breyta.  Við svona aðstæður fæst aldrei besti mannskapurinn, og þeir yrðu þrjóskir og erfiðir í þjálfun, og vísir til þess að ekki bara gefast upp við fyrsta tækifæri, heldur hreinlega ganga til liðs við andstæðinginn.

Að fá íslending í einhvern Íslenskan her, við þessar aðstæður, er eins og að fá Gyðing í Waffen SS, til að aðstoða í útrýmingarbúðum.

Barátta upp á við, í hálku og roki.  Tekur áratug að minnsta kosti að breyta.

Annað sem þyrfti að gerast, og ætti að vera auðveldara, er að hlaða undir þjóðarstoltið með því að breyta fánalögunum aðeins.  Eins og er eru þau slík að enginn flaggar.

Létt verk, en verður aldrei.

Það þriðja væri að búa til samstöðu innan þjóðarinnar.

Endurtakið eftir mér: nágranni þinn er ekki óvinur þinn.  Þú þarft ekki að fussa og sveia þó hann hafi keypt sér Landcruiser, eigi hund, hafi málað húsið sitt grænt, eigi ryksugu eða sé með matjurtagarð.

Þetta er bara grunnurinn.  Það er margt annað sem þarf að koma til.

Niðurstaða: það væri ómögulegt að stofna hér her.  Ríkið vill kannski, en... nei.  Jafn auðvelt og að klappa norðurljósunum.

Bob Morane ofl...

Goff

Annað... en ekki það mikið annað.

Allt annað.

Þið þurfið þetta í líf ykkar

Og svona fór fyrir Bob Moran.  Nú teiknapur í sama stíl og Ben 10.  Alveg magnað.

Terrorismi ríkisins

Ríkslögreglustjóri hyggst terrorisera ungmenni

"Grein­ing­ar­deild rík­is­lög­reglu­stjóra hef­ur séð ung­menni und­ir 18 ára í tengsl­um við hópa sem ræða sín á milli mjög öfga­full­ar skoðanir í spjall­hóp­um og sam­skipt­arás­um á net­inu."

Þeir eiga eftir að draga einhverja táninga fram og saka þá um allskyns hryðjuverk, alveg eins og seinasti skandall þeirra var, og er enn.

Sama vitleysa, ný fórnarlömb.

Framtíð Íslands?

Á meðan eru alvöru hryðjuverkamenn að tjá sig

"The United Kingdom government had listed the Hamas military wing as a terrorist organisation since 2001 and, later reckoning there is no meaningful difference between it and the rest of the organisation, made Hamas in general a proscribed organisation in 2021 as well.

This is an affront to their human rights, a new legal challenge asserts, in a bid to force the government to de-list Hamas. Under British law, anyone who associates with or shows sympathy for a proscribed organisation may be breaking the law."

Flókið mál.

Fáir hafa raunverulegaan áhuga á að troða illsakir við Rússa

"Thus far, only six nations, including the UK, France, and the Baltic states - Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania - have promised to contribute troops, the AFP reported, citing unnamed European officials. The sixth state in the group was not named by the agency."

Eistrasaltslöndin get ég skilið.  Hina... ekki svo mjög.

Á meðan á Facebook... ég meina í NY

"authorities say the suspect engaged in sexual misconduct with the corpse of a homeless man on a southbound R train near the Whitehall Street station around 12:30 a.m. Wednesday, according to ABC 7.

Investigators believe the victim died of natural causes prior to the incident and that the suspect did not know him. The suspect was last seen wearing a blue baseball cap, black hooded jacket, yellow hoodie, jeans, red and white sneakers, and carrying a backpack."

Normal á facebook.

Mörgæs, snákur & vélmenni á Mars

Þeir í greiningadeildinni hafa verið að sniffa lím

"Grein­ing­ar­deild rík­is­lög­reglu­stjóra seg­ir að auk­in ógn á Íslandi vegna hryðju­verka skýrist af því að á Íslandi séu ein­stak­ling­ar/​hóp­ar sem aðhyll­ast of­beld­is­fulla hægri öfga­hyggju og sem jafn­framt hafa þekkt­an ásetn­ing eða getu til að fram­kvæma hryðju­verk."

Í hvaða fantasíuheimi búa þessir kauðar eiginlega?

Hér er góður púntur: "GRD sér nú ýmis merki um vax­andi and­lýðræðis­lega og of­beld­is­fulla öfga­hyggju..."

Hér má benda á fúlemnni eins og Þorgerði Katrínu ráðherra, sem vill koma landanum undir ESB, sem er það ólýðræðislegasta ofbeldis-apparat sem fyrirfinnst í hinum vestræna heimi, og virðist hafa fátt annað fyrir stafni en hernað í Austur-Evrópu.

En það er ekki það sem GRD meinar, heldur fara þeir algerlega út af sporinu og kenna strumpunum um allt saman.

Eða einhverjum öðrum fantasíu verum.

Hvað dettur þessum ofsóknaróðu bjánum í hug næst? Vitiði, þeir hafa aðgang að sjálfvirkum vopnum. Eins og NKVD. Bara að segja.

Á meðal viti borinna manna:

"And today, the tech billionaire confirmed this perspective, adding an unexpected twist: Tesla’s Optimus robots are to be used to explore the surface of Mars in this first trip.

Newsweek reported:

“The humanoid robots, which were initially pitched as household assistants in October last year, will ‘hopefully’ be sent to Mars on a SpaceX flight by the end of 2026.

Getting humanity on Mars has been one of Musk’s long term goals for a while, and his most profitable company, SpaceX, is vital to NASA’s plans to get there."

Vélmenni á Mars.

Snákur finnst í Ástralíu

"The boa constrictor, a snake native to parts of Central and South America, was first caught on camera roaming free near Tom Ugly’s Bridge in the city’s south, prompting authorities to issue a warning to the public.

Gibbons told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. (ABC) the five-foot-long snake is only a juvenile and still has “a lot of growing to do.”

He said the non-native snake was healthy, calm and friendly."

Snákurinn var vingjarnlegur.  Aha...

Mörgæs eyðileggur þyrlu

"South African authorities have announced that a helicopter which crashed in the country on January 19, 2025 was brought down by a penguin on board, the British newspaper Daily Mail reported on Friday."

... já.

 

Leftistar eru að fatta að þeir hafa verið með allt í skrúfunni undanfarin 20 ár, hið minnsta... eða hvað?

Leftistar eru morðóðir

"A shocking poll has discovered that a majority of Americans identifying as left of center politically believe that murdering President Trump would be justified.

A total of 55 percent of leftists responding to the poll said that the use of deadly violence against their political enemies is acceptable, with 48 percent also saying it would be ok to kill Elon Musk."

Það er aldeilis að stríð, barnaníð og eyðing Bandaríkjanna sem lands voru mikilvæg fyrir þetta lið.

Of seinir að taka við sér, þessir Þýzkarar

"As the incoming German Chancellor Friedrich Merz concludes the coalition talks with Olad Scholz’s SPD, and betrays his voters by spousing the same suicidal EU policies he was elected to change, the voters show they are moving away from the mainstream.

The right-wing Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) is leading German opinion polls for the first time in its history, and has also recorded its highest ever support.

According to pollster Ipsos, AfD, which came in second in the recent national elections with a result of 20.8%, currently has the support of 25% of the electorate."

En nei... þeirra bíður gjaldþrot í kulda og myrkri á meðan sandniggarar nauðga börnunum þeirra. 

Lokatakmarki feminismans er náð.

Þjóðverjinn tekur upp gamla siði

"Germany has been accused of violating basic Western values yet again, as a news editor in Germany faces a hefty fine and a seven month prison sentence for posting a meme mocking the government’s “hatred” of free speech."

Sannleikanum verður hver sárreiðastur.

Góður díll

"‘A witness who had come forward with some information regarding the systemic abuse that was going on in the home, had said that they had been asked to bring the child down to Texas and bring the monkey back in return,' Lincoln County, Missouri, Prosecutor Mike Wood said."

Leiðinlegur krakki, skemmtilegur api.

Dagarnir líða eins og þeir gera

Aðgerðir Trump virka á verðbólgu

"While the Biden-era inflation crisis crippled family budgets with prices soaring past 9% in 2022, Trump’s return to the Oval Office has unleashed a wave of economic stability.

The February Consumer Price Index (CPI) report released last on March showed annual inflation dropping to 2.8% (compared to 3.0% in January), defying expectations and marking another victory for Trump’s pro-growth agenda."

Þetta geta íslensk stjórnvöld ekki.

Evrópusambandið opið fyrir allskonar samningum

"“We stand ready to negotiate with the US,” the EU president said. “We have offered zero-for-zero tariffs for industrial goods as we have successfully done with many other trading partners. Because Europe is always ready for a good deal. So we keep it on the table.”

However, the German politician did not address other significant areas of concern expressed by the Trump administration, such as restrictions on American food imports or, perhaps more significantly, on EU tariffs against U.S. made automobiles, which currently stand at around four times the rate European cars are taxed when sent to the United States."

Ef fram fer sem horfir, verðum við með hæstu tollana.

Leftistar eru í hættu í Idaho

"Idaho Governor Brad Little has signed into law a bill that will allow courts to impose the death penalty on individuals convicted of aggravated lewd conduct with children aged 12 and younger. The legislation, which creates a new criminal charge, will go into effect on July 1.

The law establishes that aggravated lewd conduct with children under 12 is punishable by execution. In cases that do not meet the death penalty criteria but involve victims up to age 16, mandatory prison sentences will apply."

Talandi um íslenska pólitík:

Le Pen dæmd í stofufangelsi fyrir minni sakir en Inga Sæland sleppur með

"Convicted of embezzling public funds and banned from running for office, far-right politician Marine Le Pen stood unshaken before a sea of French flags in Paris on Sunday. "For 30 years I have fought against injustice," she told the crowd. "And I will continue to fight.""

Já... misjafnt aðhafst menn.

Fasisminn lifir.

Sólveg Anna rífst við mann sem er svo woke að hann er necropedo og nú er allt í skrúfunni hjá woke-istum

"Rökræður Sólveigar Önnu Jónsdóttur, formanns Eflingar, og Hallgríms Helgasonar, rithöfundar, um hugtakið „woke“ hafa dregið dilk á eftir sér. „Woke“ virðist nú á allra vörum en mikil umræða á sér nú stað um hugtakið á samfélagsmiðlum. Ekki sér fyrir endann á skoðanaskiptum Sólveigar og Hallgríms."

Það var og.

Eiga ekki allir popp?

4.4.25

Evrópusambandið vill sekta X vegna þess að Musk vill ekki ritskoða fyrir þá

"Under the Digital Services Act, which came into law in October 2022 to police social media companies and “prevent illegal and harmful activities online,” companies can be fined up to 6% of global revenue for violations.

A spokesman for the European Commission, the bloc’s executive branch, declined to comment on this case to The New York Times but did say it would “continue to enforce our laws fairly and without discrimination toward all companies operating in the EU.”

In a statement, X’s Global Government Affairs team said that if the reports about the EU's plans are accurate, it “represents an unprecedented act of political censorship and an attack on free speech.”"

EB vill bara breiða út lygum, og allir sem eru á móti því verða sektaðir.

Mel Gibson fær að hafa byssu

"Gibson lost his gun rights as part of a 2011 plea agreement in a misdemeanor domestic violence conviction and Oyer was assigned to a DOJ working group tasked with restoring firearm rights to individuals convicted of crimes. The NYT noted that the group came up with 95 candidates for consideration but did not list Gibson among them. After submitting the list, Oyer claimed that they received a response from the office of the deputy attorney general saying, “We would like you to add Mel Gibson to this memo.”"

Það er örugglega gaman að fara á skotbakkana með honum.

Krabbinn breiðist út sem aldrei fyrr

"Ten nurses in single Massachusetts hospital ward have developed brain tumors over the last few years

Nurses at Newton-Wellesley Hospital say they're concerned about growing numbers of cancer cases among longtime nurses who have been working on a fifth-floor maternal care ward. 'You're going into work every day with that feeling in your gut, and it's a lousy feeling,' a nurse who doesn't want to be identified tells WBZ-TV.

She's speaking out after being diagnosed with a brain tumor and says she's not alone among her nursing colleagues."

Allir vita hvað veldur.

Það hefur virkað, nú vilja allir ræða við kallinn

"President Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One on Thursday evening that every country is already calling the White House in response to his reciprocal tariffs.

On Wednesday President Trump signed an executive order imposing reciprocal tariffs on dozens of countries.

Trump announced the implementation of a 10% baseline tariff on all imports, effective April 5, 2025."

Hvernig nær Íslenska ríkið að gera ástandið verra?

Sennilega innan 5 ára.