24.3.25. Semsagt: í dag.

Trump fúll út í Venezuela vegna glæpamanna

"Trump cited "the fact that Venezuela has purposefully and deceitfully sent to the United States, undercover, tens of thousands of high level, and other, criminals, many of whom are murderers and people of a very violent nature," in his 25% tariff on Venezuela, and says the additional 25% tariff punishing anyone buying oil or gas will begin on April 2nd."

Kannski er samt ódýrara að senda krimma til USA.

Ég veit ekkert um það.

Kolefnistrúarmenn hamast eins og rjúpa við staur

"Íslensk stjórnvöld ætlar að taka þátt í að stofna nýtt mengunarvarnarsvæði í lögsögu Íslands og sjö annarra ríkja. Verði tillaga um svæðið samþykkt verða hertar kröfur gerðar til nýrra skipa um losun brennisteins og köfnunarefnis."

Á sama tíma stendur til að drepa allt lífríki Hvalfjarðar með eitri, dæla iðnaðarúrgangi af óþekktum toga niður í jörð við Húasvík, og urða hér sorp sem er flutt guð-veit-hvaðan.

Kolefnistrú: mengun, nema meiri og dýrari.

Góðar fréttir frá USA

"A report from CNN indicates FBI director Kash Patel — who is also ATF acting director — plans to cut “as many as 1,000 ATF agents” and move them to the FBI."

Á meðan bíðum við hérna eftir næsta skandal ríkisstjórnarinnar.

Kannski uppgötvast að einhver þeirra er náriðill.  Nóg er nú af eldra fólki þarna.  FB, fullt sf slíkum.

Rússinn er svartsýnn

"Ukraine continues to attack Russian civilian infrastructure, proving that Kiev does not actually want peace, Russian Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Maria Zakharova has said.

Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov has stressed that despite Kiev’s repeated violations, Moscow continues to uphold the energy strike truce and that President Putin has not issued any new commands to the country’s armed forces.

However, Zakharova warned over the weekend that Russia reserves its right to respond to Ukraine’s attacks, including “symmetrically,” if Kiev continues its “destructive course.”"

Ég er bara ánægður að vera ekki þarna.

Mjallhvít og önnur vitleysa

Disney á slæman dag

"Disney's live-action remake of Snow White starring Rachel Zegler, which has been hit by conservatives as a "woke" version of the original movie, is projected to have one of the worst launches from Disney in recent years. Some reports have shown theatres nearly empty as the film has been mired in controversy."

get woke go broke.

Viður, það eru trefjar

"“Nestlé USA is initiating a voluntary recall of a limited quantity of Lean Cuisine and STOUFFER’S frozen meals due to the potential presence of wood-like material,” the company stated. “We are taking this action after consumers contacted Nestlé USA about this issue, including one potential choking incident to date.”

The company said the recall is isolated to a limited quantity of batches of “Lean Cuisine Butternut Squash Ravioli, Lean Cuisine Spinach Artichoke Ravioli, Lean Cuisine Lemon Garlic Shrimp Stir Fry, and STOUFFER’S Party Size Chicken Lasagna” produced between August 2024 and March 2025."

Better than bad, it's good.

Indverjar haf aldrei grafið upp jafn mikið af kolum

"Coal production in India has hit a record high of 1 billion tons in the fiscal year ending March 31, according to Mines Minister G. Kishan Reddy. With its rapidly growing economy, the country largely relies on coal for domestic power generation.

The world’s second biggest consumer of coal after China, India generates some 74% of its electricity from coal-based generation. Meanwhile, the share of coal in the nation’s energy mix amounts to approximately 55%."

Þeir trúa ekki á kolefni eins og einhverjir vitleysingar.

Skyndibiti á raðgreiðzlum

"Swedish buy now, pay later (BNPL) fintech giant Klarna has landed a significant deal with food delivery service DoorDash, further solidifying its position in the U.S. market as the company gears up for its upcoming IPO. Thanks to the deal, Americans with no financial literacy can now finance their meal delivery purchases."

Þetta kemur hingað.

Á meðan, í Tyrklandi

"Demonstrations took place across the country, including in Istanbul and the capital Ankara, the ministry said in a statement. It said the detentions were made to prevent "disrupting of public order" and warned that authorities would not tolerate "chaos and provocation."

The protests began on March 19 after Mayor Imamoglu was detained at his home that morning on terrorism and corruption charges. "I see today during my interrogation that I and my colleagues are faced with unimaginable accusations and slanders," Imamoglu said in his defense during a counter-terrorism police interrogation, a court document viewed by Reuters showed."

Ritskoðun mun bara gera þetta verra.

Menn þykast hafa fundið neðanjarðarborg undir Pýramídunum

"Archaeologists believe they have uncovered evidence of a massive underground city lying beneath Egypt’s famous Giza pyramids.

Researchers from Italy and Scotland used advanced radar technology to produce detailed images from deep below the surface, revealing possible hidden structures 10 times the size of the pyramids themselves.

The report highlights eight distinct vertical, cylinder-shaped formations stretching over 2,100 feet beneath the pyramids, along with a series of additional unidentified structures located another 4,000 feet further down."

Töff.

Demókratar hyggjast leysa vind

Allir anti-Teslistarnir mótmæla fyrir utan Tesla umboðið

1: Spjöldin eru öll á ensku.  Ekki nauðsynlega rétt stafsett heldur.

2: Slagorðin eru þau sömu og maður sér í USA... af einhverjum orsökum.

3: Þetta eru ~10 manns.  Sennilega allir sem eru á þessari skoðun á landinu.

4: fæstir eru í neinu formi, sumir með grænt hár.

5: "Hópurinn sé andsvar við ógn fasískra afla sem séu á uppleið um heim allan." Rrrrriiiight.

Mongóar.  Allt saman.

Ásthildur Lóa er orðinn frægasti pedófíll Íslandssögunnar

"Iceland’s minister for children has resigned after admitting she had a child over 30 years ago with a 16-year-old boy while she was a 22-year-old church group counselor, according to the New York Post.

The NY Post article says that the teen father, Eirík Ásmundsson, paid child support for 18 years, though Thórsdóttir allegedly limited his access to the child after marrying, according to reports."

Kynferðisglæpir, stríð og fjársvik.  Hver saknar Ice-hot?

Siðblindingi.

Aftansöngur til vinsælda

"@AOC in Colorado on Friday said, “We need a Democratic Party that farts.”

Rep. Hakeem Jeffries says "WE WILL FART HARD FOR THE FREEDOM TO VOTE""

Gæti virkað:

Conor býður sig fram

"Former UFC champion Conor McGregor has again announced that he’ll run for Irish president in this year’s elections, and promised to oppose the EU Migration Pact, adopted by the European Parliament last year, if he wins.

“The next presidential election must take place by 11 Nov 2025. Who else will stand up to Government and oppose this bill? I will!” McGregor wrote on X on Thursday."

Áfram, hann.

Fyndið því það er satt.

Hvalur ræðst á einhverja kellingu

"Cierra Stockard was swimming with the gentle sea creatures during spring break when one of the animals lifted her into the air — and she fell, landing on the dolphin’s dorsal fin, she told Nashville’s WKRN."

Passið ykkur á dýrunum.

Það er komið bakslag í réttindabaráttu LGBTQ+ fólks

Verið að hylma yfir pedó.  Gott lúkk.

Barnamálaráðherra kom of nálægt barni

"Ásthild­ur Lóa Þórs­dótt­ir, frá­far­andi mennta- og barna­málaráðherra, hef­ur sent frá sér yf­ir­lýs­ingu eft­ir um­fjöll­un um að hún hafi átt sam­ræði við 15 ára dreng þegar hún var 22 ára.

Ásthild­ur Lóa sagði af sér sem ráðherra í gær. Hún seg­ist ekki munu veita frek­ari viðtöl vegna máls­ins."

Aldeilis bakslag fyrir LGBTQ+.  Ég held að þetta sé Qið.  Pedóisminn er svolítið mikið bedlaður við Qið.

Bara í fyrra eða hitt í fyrra var sett í lög að 15 ára væru "kynferðislega sjálfráð" eða eitthvað svoleiðis, einmitt til þess að gera svona lagað löglegt.  Og til þess að gelda börn.

Ekki inn núna.  Nú er mikil hægri-öfga sveifla í gangi.  Það má ekki riðlast á börnum lengur.  Sandniggarar mega ekki einu sinni fremja morðtilræði lengur, án þess að fólk nöldri.  Hægri-öfgar!  Óttist!

Hér áður fyrr mátti hvaða ráðherra sem er negla ólögráða börn hvar og hvenær sem var, og það þótti bara OK.  En ekki lengur.  Nú er bara farið framá afsögn.  Og það fæst bara í gegn.

Hvað segja Samtökin 78 við þessu?

Það má ekki pedóast lengur.  Heimur batnandi fer.

Ah... nógu nálægt.

Úkraníumenn með fjarstýrða bíla

"With losses stacking up -- including the sudden forfeiture of 500 square miles of territory once held in Russia's Kursk region -- Ukraine's military leadership announced on Tuesday that it's deploying machine-gun-equipped robots to the front lines."

Það var og.

Heheh.  Vandræðalegt.  Þetta mun ásækja þær lengur en peningasukkið til Úkraníu og hvítflibbaglæpir Sæland.

Þetta er dáldið vafasamt

"Ekrem Imamoglu, the mayor of Istanbul and chief rival for President Recep Tayyip Erdogan in the 2028 election, was arrested on Wednesday in a move denounced by opposition leaders as a “coup against the next president.”

Imamoglu was just days away from formally receiving his party’s nomination for the presidency.

Imamoglu, 54, was among roughly a hundred people targeted by arrest warrants on Wednesday for corruption, bribery, racketeering, and aiding a known terrorist group — specifically the Kurdistan Workers’ Party (PKK), a Kurdish separatist group that Erdogan’s government regards as the greatest security threat to Turkey."

Þeir eru með svona "okkar lýðræði" þarna.

Fjármagn flæðir frá EB

"Capital outflow from the EU has reached €300 billion ($325 billion) annually as retail and institutional investors move their money into assets outside the region, European Council President Antonio Costa has announced.

The statement comes as the bloc is considering doubling its military aid to Ukraine and continues to pledge billions of euros in financial assistance to Kiev."

Þetta mun bara versna.

Menn hafa sín áhugamál.

"According to officials, a man decapitated a sea lion on Christmas day and fled the scene on an e-bike … with the animal's head.

Officials described the suspect as a 'tan-complexioned male, approximately 30 - 40 years old, dressed in all black.'

The suspect was seen using 'a black 8-inch knife to remove the sea lion's head, placing it in a clear plastic bag, and riding away' on an electric bike, officials wrote in the release."

Ýmislegt gerist.

Atburðir líðandi stundar

Þetta er samsæri

"While the FBI investigates far-left terrorist attacks against Tesla service centers, showrooms, Supercharging networks, and vehicles, the radical Soros-funded non-profit Indivisible is preparing to launch a multi-city offensive against the American company in the coming days.

There has been a series of domestic terrorism incidents nationwide by far-left Democrats targeting Tesla showrooms, service centers, Superchargers, and vehicles. The latest occurred on Tuesday in Las Vegas."

Heimskulegt samsæri.

Vond hugmynd á vondum tíma.

Gott á þá

"A few years ago, Greenpeace and other far left activists protested the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline, causing all kinds of damage to construction equipment in the process.

Now a jury in North Dakota has ordered them to pay more than $600 million in damages over the protests."

FAFO

Sumir eru svartsýnir

"Berlin’s move to overhaul its national debt rules in order to boost military spending has jeopardized the economic stability of the euro area, according to Alice Weidel, the co-leader of the Alternative for Germany (AfD) party.

The reform, which amends the nation’s constitutionally enshrined fiscal rules, will hit the country’s future generations the hardest, according to AfD’s co-leader, who also warned that “what is being done here is the final destruction of Germany’s financial stability.”

“We will lose our AAA rating, our top credit rating,” Weidel warned."

Þeir þurfa að afregluvæða alveg helling til þess að fá fólk aftur til þess að framkvæma eitthvað uppbyggilegt, til þess að hafa efni á öllu þessu rugli.

En það verður ekki gert.

Infinite money glitch

"Speaking on Senator Ted Cruz’s Verdict podcast, Musk disclosed the existence of what he calls “magic money computers.”

During the explosive interview, Musk explained how these government computers can conjure up trillions of dollars out of thin air—completely detached from a synchronized network.

According to Musk, 14 such machines have been uncovered across various agencies, mostly at the Treasury Department, the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), the Department of Defense (DOD), and even the State Department."

Ég vona að þeir séu búnir að slökkva á þessu.

það lítur út fyrir að mRNA kóvid efnið hafi gelt slatta af fólki.

"Frjó­semi bú­settra kvenna á Íslandi hef­ur aldrei verið minni frá því að mæl­ing­ar hóf­ust árið 1853.

Þetta seg­ir í til­kynn­ingu frá Hag­stofu Íslands.

Kem­ur fram í til­kynn­ing­unni að frjó­semi á Norður­lönd­un­um hafi minnkað á und­an­förn­um árum, líkt og á Íslandi."

Skoðið grafið og hugsið hvað það var sem gerðist 2021.

Hver var þriðja skyttan á grösuga hólnum?

Leftistar hóta meira ofbeldi

"It’s anyone’s guess as to what this protest is specifically against, there’s signs about ‘trans troops’ and a woman with bright red hair and a t-shirt saying “Fuck Trump” carrying a sign saying “Veterans Bow to No King.”

Whatever, it doesn’t even matter.

The woman in the footage declares that while she isn’t promoting violence for one second, because leftists would nevvvvvvver do that, if President Trump isn’t removed from office “there will be violence.”"

Þeir eru þegar á fullu að beita allt og alla ofbeldi:

Þetta eru hryðjuverk

"The very fact that the Democrats and their leftist groups are attacking an American company because they are displeased with Elon Musk's DOGE effort to reform the bloated and corrupt federal government—captured by unelected Deep Staters—shows that the so-called party of 'love' is in a massive crisis. Cornered and desperate, Democrats have now resorted to violence."

Þeir brjaálst og byrja að skemma og myrða ef þeir fá ekki að stjórna öllu.

 

Menn glugga í Kennedy skjölin og finna þar ýmislegt

"These files, part of the President John F. Kennedy Assassination Records Collection, are accessible online at the National Archives (JFK Release 2025) or in person at the National Archives at College Park, Maryland.

Internet sleuths and researchers have been combing through these files, uncovering what they believe are significant revelations."

Áhugavert

MJÖG áhugavert

Serbar beittir hljóð-vopnum

"- #Serbian Police reportedly used Long Range Acoustic Device, commonly referred to as a sonic weapon, during recent #BelgradeProtest. A piercing noise during a moment of silence caused panic & injuries. Protesters reported hearing loss."

Tæknin er geggjuð

Fólk er að missa vitið

"...compared to something as recent as the 2010s, intelligence markers like basic comprehension, reasoning, and problem solving have taken a dive.

One possible explanation for this decline is the switch in both educational and recreational reading from long texts like books to bitesized blips of information like social media posts."

Eða eins og segir í laginu: only stupid people are breeding.

Á meðan, í Ðe Júkei:

Fólk vill láta sóa skattfé í vitleysu

Kommúnistar mótmæla sparnaði á skattfé

"Protesters unleashed a 'die-in' with 9,500+ and tombstones to oppose Trump, Musk, and DOGE cuts in NYC

They can't seem to figure out social media, they can't revolt because they demonized January 6, and so therefore they end up doing stuff like this, which is pure comedy gold."

Sóun á almannafé var þeim mjög mikilvæg, greinilega.

sóunar-aktivisti kveikir í sér

"Daniel Clarke-Pounder, 24, burned down three EV chargers in a South Carolina parking lot Friday — where he scrawled “f–k Trump,” and “long live the Ukraine,” according to federal prosecutors.

He was seen throwing five Molotov cocktails — one of which left him on fire, according to witnesses who saw him fleeing the North Charleston lot.

Witnesses said “that the suspect had accidentally caught their own back on fire while throwing the devices,” the initial police report said."

Hann náði fram réttlæti á sjálfum sér.

Evrópusambandið hyggst fjármagna þjóðarmorð í Sýrlandi

"“The European Union is increasing its pledge for Syrians in the country and in the region to almost 2.5 billion euros for 2025 and 2026,” European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen said Monday in Brussels."

Ekki er það nú göfugt.

Kazakstan athugar útlend áhrif

"The Kazakh government is planning to audit all programs being implemented in the Central Asian nation under the auspices of the US Agency for International Development (USAID), local media outlet Orda.kz has reported.

According to the Kazakh Foreign Ministry, throughout 2024, USAID had 28 long-term programs running in the country, encompassing the economy, energy, healthcare, civil society, and media sectors. The activities of some of those extended beyond Kazakhstan, targeting the broader Central Asian region.

The total funding allocated for Kazakhstan in 2023–2024 stood at $26.5 million."

US.A.I.D var með klærnar víða.

Hryðjuverkasamtök eru með slæmt bókhald

"$7.2 million in taxpayer money granted to a Muslim non-profit with ties to Palestinian terrorists has reportedly disappeared. The Intelligent Advocacy Network (IAN), a California-based, non-partisan advocacy group, called for an “immediate investigation” into The Council on American-Islamic Relations’ (CAIR) California chapter’s use of funds and sent a complaint to the Department of Justice last week."

Þætti ekki tiltökumál hér á landi.

Rúmenar & Shakespeare

Rúmenar fá ekki það sem þeir vilja

"Not long after sparking outrage inside and outside the country by barring right-wing frontrunner Calin Georgescu from running in May’s presidential election, Romania has barred another populist from the contest, attributing the decision to the candidate's supposedly unacceptable policy stances and "making declarations "contrary to democratic values.""

Jæja.  Man enginn hvað gerðist seinast þegar rúmenar voru pirraðir út í yfirvöld?

Þetta er upphafið að einhverju

"In a late-night announcement on Truth Social, Trump announced:

“The “Pardons” that Sleepy Joe Biden gave to the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs, and many others, are hereby declared VOID, VACANT, AND OF NO FURTHER FORCE OR EFFECT, because of the fact that they were done by Autopen."

Það fer kaldur straumur niður bakið á einhverjum núna.

Ágætt.  Ég á poppkorn.

Menn eru nokkuð sáttir við að komast aftur til jarðar

"In a viral video shared by both President Donald Trump and SpaceX founder Elon Musk, NASA astronauts Sunita Williams and Butch Wilmore, who are being rescued by a SpaceX mission after being stranded at the International Space Station (ISS) by Boeing and Joe Biden, thanked President Trump and Musk for their support in bringing them back to Earth.

Williams and Wilmore embarked on a 10-day mission to the ISS on June 5 aboard the Boeing Starliner before being stranded by Boeing’s disastrous hardware. After spending nearly nine months in space, they are set to return to Earth on March 19, alongside NASA astronaut Nick Hague and Russian cosmonaut Aleksandr Gorbunov. The replacement crew will take charge of the ISS while the returning astronauts depart."

Undarlegt mál

Kommúnistar eru ekki hrifnir af Shakespeare

"The Shakespeare Birthplace Trust (SBT) plans to “decolonize” its extensive museum collections, after research claimed that William Shakespeare’s legacy has been used to advance ‘white supremacy’, according to The Telegraph.

The SBT, which manages properties linked to Shakespeare in Stratford-upon-Avon and holds key archival materials, is exploring the “continued impact of Empire” on its collections and how “Shakespeare’s work has played a part in this,” the paper wrote on Sunday.

The initiative reportedly follows a 2022 study conducted in collaboration with Dr. Helen Hopkins from Birmingham City University, which criticized the trust’s attractions for presenting Shakespeare as a “universal” genius, an idea that supposedly “benefits the ideology of white European supremacy.”"

Í denn fóru svona kauðar beint á Klepp.

Athugum aðeins skáldið:

"So, now go tell, an if thy tongue can speak,
Who 'twas that cut thy tongue and ravish'd thee."

Ahem... já.

Conor McGregor tjáir sig

"Our government has long since abandoned the voices of the people of Ireland… there are rural towns in Ireland that have been overrun in one swoop — that have become a minority in one swoop… the 40 million Irish Americans need to hear this because if not, there will be no place to come home and visit."

Ég kannast við þetta.  Við könnumst við þetta.

Allri vilja fara til Mars

Serbar eru að ýfa sig

"On Saturday, March 15, 2025, an estimated 100,000 Serbians and others held one of the largest protests in Belgrade in history.

The demonstrators called on the democratically elected government led by President Aleksandar Vucic, to step down. The protesters accused the government of corruption."

Auðvitað.

Kannski finna þeir lækningu?

"Minnesota Senate Republicans have introduced legislation to officially classify “Trump Derangement Syndrome” (TDS) as a mental illness under state law.

The bill, spearheaded by Republican Senators Eric Lucero, Steve Drazkowski, Walter Hudson, Justin Eichorn, and Glenn Gruenhagen, aims to recognize the widespread hysteria that has gripped leftists across America since Trump first announced his candidacy in 2015."

Fyrsta skreið að lækningu er að átta sig á hver kvillinn er.

Vélmenni fer til Mars

"SpaceX founder Elon Musk on Friday said that Starship will launch by the end of the next year to Mars carrying the Tesla humanoid robot Optimus."

Tæknin er geggjuð.

Ahem...

Rússar vilja líka fara til Mars

"Russian sovereign wealth fund head Kirill Dmitriev has pitched a US-Russia partnership for Mars exploration to Elon Musk. In a post on X on Saturday, Dmitriev, who has also taken on the role of chief economic envoy in the US-Russia talks, noted the importance of space collaboration between the two countries “for the glory of humanity.”"

Á sama tíma er framlag Evrópu til framtíðarinnar áfastir plast-tappar.

Leftistar hafa í frammi morðhótanir og stunda skemmdarverk

Maður sýnir morðhótanir sem honum hafa borist

"Republican senator releases voicemail clips with messages from mostly peaceful maniacs

While many of these people are likely so far left that they'd call Stalin right-wing, Tillis has also received death threats from the unhinged side of MAGA that MAGA doesn't like to talk about."

Skemmtilegt.

Leftistar eru líka hrifnir af þrælahaldi

"In a spectacular display of leftist hypocrisy, a Ugandan United Nations judge who studied human rights at Columbia University and received a prestigious human rights award has been convicted of enslaving a woman in the United Kingdom.  

Forty-nine-year-old Lydia Mugambe, who is also a Ugandan High Court judge, was found guilty of tricking a Ugandan woman of coming to the UK, where Mugambe proceeded to impede her from finding a steady job, instead compelling her to serve her as a maid and care for Mugambe's children -- all without compensation."

Flokkur fóksins er ekkert einn um að skandalisera.

Yfirvofandi stríð sem við getum fjármagnað

"This Saturday – just hours from now – protests are planned in Serbia against the sitting, democratically elected government. The protesters do not approve of the current leadership’s positions especially its standing on the Ukraine-Russia War.

Serbian News B92.net broke an explosive report on the planned protests tomorrow in Belgrade, Serbia.

B92.net is reporting the opposition politicians and students are plotting a secret coup that may erupt into civil war!"

Fjör.

Talandi um stríð...

"Russian air defense systems successfully intercepted and destroyed 126 Ukrainian drones across various regions overnight, the Defense Ministry has reported.

Regional Governor Andrey Bocharov reported on Saturday morning that drone debris caused a small fire which was quickly extinguished, and confirmed there were no injuries or damage to infrastructure."

Þetta fer að hætta.

Endalausar góðar fréttir.

Vandalar hlaupa um núna

"A deranged, anti-Elon Musk dad scrawled a swastika on the side of a Cybertruck in Brooklyn in a brazen attack committed right in front of The Post.

The lefty loon was so triggered by the $80,000 electric Tesla truck parked on Washington Avenue in Prospect Heights that he double-parked his Subaru – with two car seats in the back – burst out, and defaced the car."

Komið á það stig að það er ekki lengur hægt að spauga með þetta

"Liberals across the world have defeated Naziism by painting swastikas on everything and setting fire to immigrant-owned storefronts.

With hope seemingly lost after Nazis seized America and threatened to take over the globe, progressives courageously fought back by committing widespread arson against immigrant businesses and spray-painting Nazi symbols on cars and buildings.

At publishing time, liberals had celebrated their victory over the Nazis by burning all the opposition leaders in effigy along with all of their books."

... já.

Hæ Litli!