Meðferð peninga er ekki svona flókin

Eftirlaunasjóður Svía fer brátt á hausinn

"As Sweden looks to reorganize its embattled 1 trillion kronor ($90 billion) pension system following an embezzlement scandal, the office overseeing the process says it won't accept applications from asset managers that don't incorporate ESG (Environmental, Social and Governance) into their strategies."

Ekki gæfulegt.

Bankman-Fried stal 2 milljörðum dollara

"Intelligencer reports that Sam Bankman-Fried, the founder of the failed cryptocurrency exchange FTX, received a staggering $2.2 billion in loans and payments while allegedly committing a massive fraud within the business, according to a late-night announcement made by liquidators on Wednesday. As federal investigators construct their case against Bankman-Fried, who is currently facing 12 charges, including money laundering and bank fraud, the revelation may have a significant impact on his case."

Hvað gerði hann við allan þann pening?

The Cure eru á móti okri

"Outraged fans started sharing the evidence on social media. For instance, one screenshot showed a $11.65 service fee and $10 facility charge per ticket, plus an overall order processing fee of $5.50, being levied for those using Ticketmaster’s Verified Fan program. The total cost for four $20 tickets amounted to more than $172.

The good news is that—unlike greed kingpin Bruce Springsteen—The Cure stepped in on behalf of their fans and shamed Ticketmaster into granting some partial refunds."

Etthvað fyrirtæki er að einoka markaðinn.

Menn eru nýtnir þarna úti

"Ukrainian forces defending the Donbass town of Artyomovsk, also known as Bakhmut, are relying on Victorian-era Maxim guns, the Telegraph reported on Friday."

Hvað sem virkar...

Hafa Íslensk yfirvöld eitthvað byrjað að spökulera í hvað þau ætla að gera þegar Rússarnir mæta til þess að ná í þau?

Framtíðin er bara gull-húðuð

"Economists are now estimating that 186 US banks may be prone to the same risks as Silicon Valley Bank. This number is likely higher as the pressures that regional banks are facing are ramping up.

This number comes from a recent economic study published on March 13."

Óður nauðgari sendur í kvennafangelsi

"An extremely violent trans-identified male who has sworn to rape and kill women was sentenced to five years in prison Thursday for threatening to torture, rape, and murder the individual’s own mother, and has been sent to the women’s section of Limerick prison in Ireland."

Þetta væri ógeðslega fyndið ef þetta væri ekki drpe fyndið.  Sjáið líka myndina af kauða.

Allskonar af netinu, að vanda

Af netinu.

Fólkið sem vill að þú skerir undan börnunum þínum lítur svona út

Traustvekjandu.

Aha.

Haha!

Algildur sannleikur

Frakkar kveikja í París aftur

"France is on fire. Mass riots in response to Macron overriding the legislature."

Sama sama.

Frakkar ættu að prófa að gera eins og Hollendingar

"The success of the Farmer-Citizen Movement (BBB) in Wednesday's vote, which will determine the makeup of the senate, casts doubt over the government's ability to pass key legislation, including its plans to slash nitrogen emissions.

 The Netherlands has clearly shown we’re fed up with these policies, BBB's founder, Caroline van der Plas, told the public broadcaster NOS. It's not just about nitrogen, it's about citizens who are not seen, not heard, not taken seriously."

 

Íslendinga vantar þetta líka.

 

 

Byrði hvíta mannsins

Menn taka byrði hvíta mannsins mjög alvarlega

"Daníel E. Arnarsson, varaþingmaður og framkvæmdastjóri Samtakanna '78, hefur sagt sig úr Vinstri grænum. Hann greinir frá þessu í færslu á Facebook síðu sinni og segir að ástæðuna vera þingmenn flokksins greiddu atkvæði með útlendingafrumvarpi Jóns Gunnarssonar dómsmálaráðherra."

Daníel finnst frumvarp Jóns ekki taka nógu vel upp byrði hvíta mannsins.

Ég vil ekkert taka upp byrði hvíta mannsins.  Vil helst ekki snerta hana.  Byrði hvíta mannsins getur átt sig, verið þar sem hún alltaf var, óhreyfð.

Byrði hvíta mannssins er ekkert hluti af samfélagi okkar, var það aldrei. Við berum ekki ábyrgð á henni. Eigum ekkert að gera það.

Veit ekki hvaða annarlegu kenndir búa að baki því að taka upp byrði hvíta mannsins.

Neibb. Vil ekki.

Á meðan, í Þýzkalandi

"The AfD party has called for an end to sanctions on Russia, arguing they are damaging Germany more than Russia. Germany has long relied on cheap Russian energy to fuel its manufacturing base. AfD has also benefitted from its calls to secure the German border, as the country saw nearly 1.4 million migrants arrive last year, causing a serious crisis for the country."

Sjón útskýrir ekki mál sitt

"„JK Rowling getur leyft sér þann munað að segja að „tíminn leiði í ljós hvort ég hafi á röngu að standa“ á meðan transfólk neyðist til þess að búa við aðsteðjandi hættu á að það missi ekki aðeins mannréttindi sín heldur líf sitt vegna þess að heimtufrekt (e. entitled) fólk eins og hún er kerfisbundið að afmennska það,“ tísti Sjón á ensku."

1: "Entitled" (bókstaflega: með titil) þýðir ekki "heimtufrekur," heldur "hefur rétt á."
2: hvernig vill Sjón meina að JK sé að afmennska kynskiftinga?
3: hvaða hættur stafa af kynskiftingum?

Nú eru kynskiftingar í þeirri forréttindastöðu að vera settir í allskyns forgang við ráðningar, hampað af ríkisstofnunum um allan hinn vestræna heim, og í sumum tilfellum er refsivert að svo mikið sem anda í áttina að þeim.

Svo hvaða mannréttindi vantar þá? Sé ekki betur en að þetta séu mestu forréttindapésar í heimi akkúrat núna.

Hvaða frekja er þetta í þeim og þeirra skósveinum? Yfirgangur kynskiftinga þarf að enda.

Pútín hlær að okkur.

Að öðru

"USAF wrote in a statement that the Russian fighter jet "dumped fuel upon and struck the propeller of the MQ-9, causing US forces to have to bring the MQ-9 down in international waters." "

Menn þekkja sína target demógrafíu

"Russia’s Wagner Group has purchased an advertisement on Pornhub, urging users of the popular pornography site to join the coolest private army in the world.

Go to fight in the Wagner PMC, stop j**king off.’ Who disagrees with this argument?"

Japanir munu átta sig á hve stór mistök þeir voru að gera

"The number of deaths in Japan has been on the rise continuously.

As you can see from this panel, the dramatic increase in the number of deaths is quite obvious.

Last year, the number of deaths in 2022, exceeded 1.58 million, the highest number since World War II.

Compared to 2021, the number of deaths has increased by more than 140,000.

Compared to 2020, the number of deaths has increased by a staggering number of 210,000.

Covid didn’t cause so many more deaths. There must be factors (like vaccines). I wonder how the government is analyzing this problem?

Actually, Japan has been flooded with people, complaining of feeling ill after receiving the Covid vaccine. I’ve been carefully monitoring the system of reporting illnesses suspected to be caused by adverse reactions to the Covid vaccine."

... og svo framvegis.

Á meðan, í Hollandi

"According to initial results, the BBB, headed by sole MP Caroline van der Plas, will be the largest party in the Senate — polling at more than 30% in some regions. Meanwhile, support for the Government has been slashed. The result is a direct challenge to Dutch PM Mark Rutte, who has been embroiled in a number of scandals, such as gas mining in Groningen at the expense of citizen safety, punishing innocent (often dual-national) citizens for childcare benefit fraud and ongoing Dutch farmer protests about nitrogen emissions. Small wonder, then, that 46% of voters said they were specifically voting against the current national administration."

The Bee

"A local construction worker was relieved to hear that his money will be used to bail out failing banks used by billionaire elites, despite the fact that he is having a hard time paying his utility bills and putting food on his family's table."

Í dag fer allt á hausinn aftur.

Ofbeldisfullur hópur barnageldara er með uppsteit

"A violent crowd smashed windows at UC Davis because Charlie Kirk was there. The college’s chancellor and The Sacramento Bee added fuel to the fire by falsely saying Kirk called for lynching trans people."

Hverjum hefði dottið í hug að fólk sem vill skera kynfærin af börnum gæti verið ofbeldishneigt?

Biden vs DeSantis um það mál

Credit Suisse í vandræðum

"Unlike Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank, the Swiss lender is classified as systemically important by the US Financial Stability Board — meaning it’s too big to fail as a collapse has the potential to trigger a financial crisis."

æ-æ

Peter Sciff er bara jákvæður

"

OK, well, then where’s the money going to come from? The man in the moon? Of course, the taxpayers are going to pay. But they may not pay in the form of taxes because nobody has the integrity to actually raise middle-class taxes. But that doesn’t mean the taxpayers are going to get away with this. They’re going to pay for it. It’s just that they’re not going to pay for it with higher taxes. They’re going to pay for it with higher prices.”

Peter is referring to the inflation tax."

Þetta er þegar hafið.

"Trading had to be halted for a number of bank stocks, including Credit Suisse, due to the steep losses. The Swiss banking giant was down 28% in afternoon trading, while Societe Generale, which also temporarily halted trading, was down 12%."

Það er ekkert dularfullt við þetta gjaldþrot

Hinn heimsfrægi tónlistamaður Donald Trump með lag á Nr. 1 á Ætjúns

Getiði dansað við þetta?

Riddarinn í Queen

"Legendary British guitarist Brian May was knighted on Tuesday by King Charles III in Buckingham Palace."

Gott show.

60% Bandaríkjamanna átta sig á að kolefnistrú er trú

"A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey finds that 60% of Likely U.S. voters agree – including 47% who Strongly Agree – with Vivek Ramasamy’s recent statement that climate change has become a religion that “actually has nothing to do with the climate” and is really about power and control. Thirty-five percent (35%) disagree with Ramaswamy’s statement, including 25% who Strongly Disagree."

Þetta síast allt inn.

Já...

Bíll framtíðarinnar er nazista-vélmenni

1984 var ekki einhver "How to" manúall

"The woke Welsh government is rewriting history again, likely spelling the end for monuments of significant historical figures such as the Duke of Wellington, Admiral Lord Nelson, Henry Morton Stanley, and countless other "old white men," as the government calls them."

Í Ástralíu

"A pre-print study published in February 2023 by Dr. Wilson Sy shows an incredible analysis of excess mortality data in Australia.  Based on his research and analysis of the data, Dr. Sy concluded that there is an excess death rate in 2021 that is 7-fold higher than than 2020 and 14-fold in 2022.  The 2022 data was only available up to September 2022.  Dr. Sy predicts the final months of 2022 could amount to a 19-fold increase overall for that year.

Davison joined an Indiana Chamber of Commerce roundtable discussion on the impacts of COVID-19.  In this discussion, he revealed their group life insurance was seeing “the highest death rates they’ve ever seen in the history of this business”.  He says this increase of 40% excess mortality over pre pandemic levels is consistent throughout the industry and that it is primarily working aged people that are 18-64 that are dying.  Davison emphasizes that a “3-sigma or 1 in 200 year catastrophe would be a 10% increase over pre-pandemic, so a 40% [increase] is just unheard of."

Hvað var Scott Adams aftur að segja?

"On February 23, a group of eight minors brutally beat a woman in the area of 15th and Chestnut Streets, in the popular Center City area of downtown, at around 7:12 pm as she was heading to her hair appointment. The suspects are black, the victim is white, in a city that often sees racial tensions."

Avril Lavigne vs. einhver rugludallur

"Video from the event shows Avril speaking to the crowd, when a woman behind her takes the stage. No action is taken until Lavigne noticed the protestor, to which she told her to "get the f*ck off, bitch" as a security guard began to escort the young woman off. Avril continued to speak, and the show continued on without interruption."

Allt fór fram friðsamlega, aldrei þessu vant.

Facebook dregur saman seglin

"Business Insider reports that Facebook has announced another round of layoffs, this time cutting 10,000 workers in an effort to improve the company’s financial position. This follows a mass layoff of 11,000 workers in November of last year, which CEO Mark Zuckerberg described at the time as a last resort."

Fjör.

10 ástæður þess að Buzzfeed er á leið beint á hausinn.

Þegar þið hélduð að nazistarnir hefðu verið slæmir...

"Prof. Manuel Frondel, a member of the RWI Essen (Leibniz Institute for Economic Research, Essen) think-tank, has lashed out at Robert Habeck, Germany’s economics and climate change minister, saying that the country is devolving into an “eco-dictatorship” under his watch.

The statement was in response to Habeck’s latest great reset plan which will see oil and gas heating completely banned in the country from 2045, with the minister also planning to implement restrictions on heating systems allowed in the German market much earlier."

Enginn hiti, enginn matur, enginn iðnaður. Frábær framtíð sem þeir hyggjast byggja.

Talandi um nazista...

"The Verge reports that GM is planning to implement OpenAI’s ChatGPT AI into its vehicles. The development is part of a broader collaboration with Microsoft and could result in the woke chatbot performing various services..."

Microsoft! Já, þetta er það sem fólk vill að keyri bílinn...

Mig er farið að gruna að fólk vilji vera búfé

Flestir vilja vera búfé.  Lifa þægilegur lífi í smá hylki, fara ekkert, gera ekkert nema sinna líffræðilegum grunnþörfum, og vera svo slátrað milli 30-40 ára og vera nýtt í pylsur. 

Týpískt.

Þá er komið að þessu aftur:

"Over the weekend, when parsing through the carnage sweeping the US banking sector, we analyzed which banks are facing the highest deposit-run risk in the aftermath of the SIVB - and now SBNY - failures, and focused on a handful of names who have the bulk of their funding in the form of deposits - deposits which are now suddenly at risk amid what seems to be a major bank run."

Kannski þeir hefðu átt að spökulera í fjármálum.

La-la-la

"Shares of European banks plunged on Monday, as yields on European bonds dropped on the implosion of Silicon Valley Bank could force central banks across the Western world to either slow the pace of interest rate hikes or even pivot if more regional banks fail. 

Credit Suisse Group AG is one bank that caught our attention this morning. The shares of this troubled bank, trading in Switzerland, plunged as much as 15%, hitting a new record low"

Hlustið bara.

Gaur að útskýra fjármálakerfið á skiljanlegan hátt.

Á Íslandi vilja kolefnistrúarmenn koma öllu á kúpuna með sköttum

Við eigum bara öll að svelta og frjósa.

Meira af íslenskum  vetvangi: Eins og kaninn segir: "It glows."

Ástæða þess að Íslenska ríkið hefur rangt fyrir sér í þessu máli eins og flestum (kannski öllum) öðrum.)

Og nú, af hægri vængnum:

"The Dutch government has made itself the headquarters of the disastrous World Economic Forum Food Innovations Hub and wants to ban the use of nitrogen in fertilizer, bankrupting thousands of Dutch farmers and expropriating their land, in some cases even using that land to house illegal migrants instead."

Hver vill ekki sleppa því að borða til þess að hafa fleiri ólöglega innflytjendur?

Á meðan, í London

Springsteen að fara að deyja "skyndilega?

"The latest is 73-years-old Bruce Springsteen’s U.S. tour which has seen three shows in a row postponed due to an unspecified “illness” after the Boss and the E Street Band soldiered on as several members missed earlier shows due to COVID.

Springsteen’s 2021 revival of his Broadway one man show had a COVID vaccine mandate for admission."

Væri eftir öðru.

Það gerist...

Já.

Jane Fonda segir þér að myrða

Jane Fonda segir þér að myrða

Leftistar munu gera leftista hluti.

Maður vopnaður elgshornum myrðir barnanauðgara

"A Minnesota man confessed to beating a convicted pedophile with a shovel before “finishing him off” with a moose antler according to a criminal complaint filed Friday."

Ekki innblásinn af Jane Fonda, þessi.

Þetta gerðist

"talk show host Keith Olbermann actually to tried to get Twitter head Elon Musk banned from his own platform Friday after Musk defended a prominent J6 protestor being persecuting by the Biden regime."

Þetta er gull. Vel þess virði að skoða. 

Málið snýst um þetta:

"After reviewing footage withheld from the public by the January 6th Committee, Fox News host Tucker Carlson revealed that Chansley (given the moniker "QAnon Shaman"), was calmly escorted throughout the Capitol complex by Capitol Police, who even helped him find open doors."

Íslensku fasista-áróðursveiturnar eru ekkert hrifnar af þessu, veit ég.

Mysterious mysteries of mystery.

Og að lokum: Þessi fyrirsögn:

"Greta Thunberg deletes 2018 tweet saying world will end in 2023 after world does not end"

Doom doom doom...

Kynþáttayfirburðir óperunnar.

Samkvæmt Steinunni Ragnarsdóttur, óperustjóra Íslensku óperunnar erum við forréttindakynþáttur

Master race.  Sem þýðir að við megum gera hvað sem okkur dettur í hug.  Hvað sem er.

Það eru okkar forréttindi. Til hvers að hafa forréttindi ef maður nýtir þau ekki?  Ha?

Chix dig Wagner

Skatturinn veldur atvinnuleysi

"The UK’s largest oil and gas producer, Harbour Energy, is cutting investments and jobs after the new windfall tax on the industry sapped nearly all of its 2022 profits."

Pft.  Hver þarf fleiri skattgreiðendur?

Hlusta aldrei á Wagner.  Elgar er meira mín deild.  Eða Holst.  Holst er góður.

Hollenska ríkið sigar hernum á bændur

"It can be recalled that the Dutch government is planning to “buy and close down up to 3,000 farms near environmentally sensitive areas to be in compliance with EU environmental rules” of the nitrate emission reduction plan.

According to Peter Imanuelsen, military vehicles are already arriving in the Netherlands in preparation for the farmers’ protest."

Matur er ekki mikilvægur í augum Hollenska ríkisins.

Þetta er alls ekkert hluti af Íslenskri menningu, og bara hreint og klárt German-face að vera að spila þetta, en ég, og við öll erum jú ðí master reis, svo við meigum þetta.

Maður vill hitta Lenin.

"A man tried to break into the Vladimir Lenin mausoleum on Red Square in Moscow on Saturday, seeking “absolution” of his sins, according to Russian media reports."

Kannski var hann nekrófíll.  Það er best að kalla nekrófíla kínverkst eldhúsverkfæri, þeir hata það.  AMK er þeim eina nekrófíl sem ég þekki dauð-illa við að vera kallaður kínverskt eldhúsáhald.

Það er mikil móðgun í nekrófíla heiminum.

Elgar.  Miklu betri.

Best að passa sig í Letlandi

"No one expected that people are drunk-driving so many vehicles. They can't sell them as fast as people are drinking. So that's why I came with the idea - send them to Ukraine."

Minni líkur á að Úkrarnir fari sér að voða í bíl, grunar mig.

Holst. Þetta er osom.

Heimska fólks er endalaus

Af íslensku fasista-áróðursveitunum:

Þetta er farsi

Minnir mig á þetta:

Augljóslega móðgun við alla í hinum vestræna heimi. Eða bara þá sem eru svo woke að þeir vita hvort það er til siðs að nauðga börnunum áður en maður sker undan þeim eða á eftir.

Líka tengt, á sinn hátt.

"TikTok celebrity Dylan Mulvaney, who shot to stardom with the series 100 Days of Girlhood documenting the male’s "transition" to womanhood..."

Womanface.

Ekki hryðjuverk eru ekki hryðjuverk

"Sam­kvæmt fram­an­greindu eru slík­ir ágall­ar á til­grein­ingu hinn­ar ætluðu refsi­verðu hátt­semi varn­araðila sam­kvæmt köfl­um I og II í ákæru að þeir verða ekki tald­ir geta ráðið af ákær­unni einni hver sú refsi­verða hátt­semi er sem þeim er gef­in að sök í mál­inu."

... já.

Amerískir pólitíkusar taka upp Íslenska siði

"Harris added "They were talking about it in terms of their peers trying to figure out if they’re gonna have to get a job and whether they’re gonna have to make a living, but what can they do and how can they adapt their education that they’re having now to their activism?""

Útlenda Kolbrún Halldórs.

Frekari ævintýri fólks sem er svo woke að það er necro-pedo

"A Portland Fred Meyer grocery store has fired a black security guard after white Antifa members complained, accusing him of being a Proud Boy and a "white supremacist.""

Vegna þess að hann er svartur, er ég viss um.

Vísindamenn finna leið til að vinna orku úr lofti

"Scientists have discovered an enzyme that converts air into electricity, potentially unlocking a near-limitless source of clean energy."

Slæmar réttir fyrir Ríki heimsins, góðar fréttir fyrir allt venjulegt fólk.

Vopn á ferð og flugi

"...four anonymous sources revealed to CNN some of the weapons provided to Ukraine have been captured by Russian forces and sent to Iran for reverse-engineering.

Those weapons include the Javelin anti-tank and Stinger anti-aircraft missiles that Ukraine has begged the U.S. to send more of. The weapons were likely picked up on the battlefield, the sources told CNN."

hahaha!

Heimurinn eins og hann er orðinn

Leftistar...

Berum þessa idjóta saman við raunverulega anti-fasista:

"The liberal Washington Post is deeply upset that Conservatives and Libertarians are standing in the way of future pandemic lockdowns.

The paper accused them of engaging in a “populist rejection” of pandemic measures that have left American’s public health institutions “defanged” and unprepared for a subsequent pandemic.

Critics of the Post and severe COVID-19 protocols brutalized the piece on Twitter, claiming the public health institutions promoted “medical fascism,” which prompted the conservative pushback."

Mikill munur.

Enginn elur á gyðingahatri eins og ADL.  Enginn.

Græna byltingin er græn

"An alarming increase in the number of dead marine mammals washing up along the New Jersey coast has renewed enthusiasm against Trenton and White House plans to litter the shoreline with wind farms, a “green” measure on which Democrat Gov. Phil Murphy has gambled his legacy."

Og svo framvegis. Þeir vilja meina að vindmillurnar drepi hvali.  Einhvernvegin.  Og að virðist vera málið.

Klassískt vandamál.

Allir vilja búa í Sovét Rússlandi

"When officials in England's Oxford decided to implement their version of the concept, things got out of hand. The idea was to install traffic filters – cameras that can read car license plate numbers – to monitor traffic. Those without resident permits or a certain exemption would be fined. The reason behind the initiative, according to authorities, was to facilitate the functioning of the bus network and reduce traffic jams. However, residents didn’t welcome the idea. Some even imagined that the filters would become physical barriers and that locals would be confined to their districts."

Well duh.

Mikill Sigurgeir í þessu.  Mjög woke.

Þekktur barnageldari montar sig af glæpum

"The trans-identified male activist orders more drugs than required in order to be able to fulfill the role of illegal hormone supplier to youth who believe themselves to be members of the opposite sex."

Sumir eru að fara að fá Darwin verðlaun.

Geðsjúklingar eru nojaðir.