Allt er alltaf eins

Á meðan allir eru að pæla í miðausturl0ndum er allt að gerast í úkraníu:

Og meira:

Gaman gaman.

Palestínuarabar herja á London

"Reports of pro-Palestinians swarming and in some cases attacking counter-protesters are increasing.  UK police seem to be ill equipped to deal with crowds should they turn violent, with many not even wearing helmets to prevent head injury.   

Antifa members were part of the London Palestine protest on Oct. 14. They stood out for being white people who covered their faces and stuck together. They claim they are against all gods and nations but they ally themselves with Islamists & militant Palestinian nationalists.

The situation throughout Europe and the UK is growing increasingly chaotic; tens of millions of Muslim migrants and non-citizens currently reside in the region."

Björn brýst inn í nammibúð

"The curious bear very calmly walked in, meandered past rows of cold sandwiches and candy bars and only touched one thing: a bag of gummy bears."

Auðvitað.

Þetta er alvöru fyrirsögn í alvarlegum fjölmiðli

"Why Do Democrats Keep Farting On Camera?"

Þegar stórt er spurt...

"She did anything but clear the air... as Twitter followers couldn't help but notice that during the 45-second livestreamed social-media broadcast, the socialist lawmaker unmistakably appeared to break wind around the 38 second mark."

Undirbúningur fyrir stríð við Kína

"The US Army has launched a blood drive in a bid to guarantee the stocks needed to fight a war with China.

Military chiefs have ordered a complete overhaul of their supply chains to reduce dependence on the civilian population and foreign allies."

Menn eru rólegir.

Menn hugsa í lausnum.

Fyrir á sem hafa minna gaman af heimsmálunum:

Hlutir til að gera í Jihadinu

Þú gætir til dæmis föndrað.

Hef ekki heyrt neitt um þetta ennþá.

Evrópusambandið vs Musk

"The European Union appears to be making its move against X, threatening to block the platform and hit it with massive fines over alleged “disinformation,” but the platform’s owner, Elon Musk, is requesting that the EU provide concrete examples to back up its claims.

Musk, however, is asking for specific examples to back the claim and responded directly to Breton’s tweet."

EB er ekki að skora nein stig.

Hvað hljómar betur en týndur geislavirkur úrgangur?

"Waste from the oil and gas industry contains toxic and radioactive substances. Disposal of this waste is supposed to be carefully tracked, but 800,000 tons of oil and gas waste from Pennsylvania oil and gas wells is unaccounted for, according to a recent study."

Gott show.

Frakkar eru vanir óeirðum

"Mashal has proclaimed the coming Friday the 13th as “the Friday of Al-Aqsa flood,” urging Muslims worldwide to display their anger not just in Muslim countries but also in diaspora communities around the world.

On Thursday, Muslims rioted in Paris in support of the Hamas attacks against Jews.

Police pushed back against the Muslim protesters."

Það er erfitt að finna eitthvað þessu ótengt í fréttum núorðið.

Hehehe.  Þetta er nauðsynlegt.

Rússar eru ekki hrifnir af útlendri tónlist

"The organization attributes the massive drop in royalty payments to foreign artists to the growing demand for Russian music content in the country."

Stórfótur

Fyrir áhugamenn um stríð.

Aðra... minna.  

Annað: Þetta er 9 ára...

Einhver er að bæta hlutum á Bitcoin

"What's started with a mysterious inscription on October 7 may end up turning into the latest global protest in support of journalist and activist Julian Assange.

As revealed by Bitcoin Magazine, an unknown "Project Spartacus" has formed in an attempt to immortalize on bitcoin the classified information that the U.S. government has long alleged Julian Assange illegally provided to journalists in the infamous Afghan War Diary."

Það var og.

S&W flytur til Tennessee

"Maryville is located just south of Knoxville, nestled right up against the Great Smokey Mountains, among the most beautiful places on earth. Pair that with Tennessee being one of the most freedom-loving states in the Union, and you've got a match made in heaven."

Feeling lucky, punk?

Egyptar taka ekki þátt í neinni vitleysu

"Egyptian officials were reportedly miffed that the Israeli military told Palestinians to flee into Egypt, while Gaza residents were angry at Egypt for cutting off a means of escape.

Egyptian security officials said on Wednesday they have discussed setting up humanitarian aid corridors into Gaza, but categorically rejected allowing Palestinian refugees to flee into Egypt.

Egypt’s territory on the other side of the Gaza border has a history of terrorism problems, including vicious clashes between Egyptian troops and militants aligned with ISIS and al-Qaeda. The Israelis assisted Egypt with a campaign against Islamist terrorists in 2018."

Hey, þeir segja þetta, ekki ég.

Krabbar herja á Breta

"The spread of Chinese mitten crabs across the UK has been laid bare in a map - as experts warned they are damaging British riverbanks and can give a painful nip if threatened."

Bretar eiga ekki séns.

Og að lokum: Stórfótur

"A couple on a romantic break in Colorado claims to have captured the mythological creature Bigfoot on camera, wandering on the side of a mountain before sitting down to rest — all in broad daylight."

Allir fíla stórfót.

"En fólkið er vangefið." Segir Gúrúinn.

Ekki rangt.

Nú þegar Bjarni Ben er búinn að segja af sér embætti, rifjum aðeins upp hvað ríkisstjórn hans hefur gert síðan eftir kóvitleysu:

(Bara eftir minni, fact checkið endilega)

1: hækkað skatta
2: aukið útgjöld til kolefnistrúarbragða
3: fjölgað ríkisstarfsmönnum
4: ráðherra ríkisstjórnarinnar hafa framið lögbrot til þess að skemma fyrir matvælaframleiðendum
5: sóað pening í "umsækjendur um alþjóðlega vernd"
6: reynt að afnema mannréttindi íslendinga
7: farið í stríð við Rússland
8: sýnt börnum klám

En það hefur ekki allt verið slæmt.  þeir hafa líka... uhm... einhver?

Ef einhver man eftir einhverju sem Ríkisstjórnin hefur gert undanfarin 3-4 ár sem var ekki slæmt, endilega segið mér hvað það var.  Ég skal bæua til lista.

Hvað er að ske í útlandinu...

Gaurar búa til færanlegan kjarnaofn

"During a wide-ranging interview with The Epoch Times, the leadership of Nano Nuclear Energy Inc. predicted they would win the race to commercialize a reactor small enough to fit in a shipping container.

Nuclear microreactors are meant to be nimble, mobile sources of heat or up to 20 megawatts of electricity."

Ég þarf þetta.  Til að geta haft kveikt heima allan sólarhringinn.

Obummer

Alltaf sama glæpa starfsemin

"And so it happened that on the fifth day of Sam Bankman-Fried’s historic fraud trial, the prosecution rolled in their ‘star witness’, 28-year-old  Caroline Ellison, former CEO of Alameda Research.

Ellison named the FTX founder as the ringleader of a $10bn fraud scheme at the cryptocurrency exchange and its associated hedge fund, and testified that she committed fraud at his direction."

 

BLM vill fremja þjóðarmorð í USA

"As Black people continue the fight to end militarism and mass incarceration in our own communities, let us understand the resistance in Palestine as an attempt to tear down the gates of the world’s largest open-air prison. As a radical Black organization grounded in abolitionist ideals, we see clear parallels between Black and Palestinian people."

Veruleikafyrrtir og morðóðir.  Góð blanda.

Rafbílar terrorisera England

"A large multi-storey carpark at London Luton airport which is said to have contained over 1,000 cars suffered a structural failure and partially collapsed during a fire Tuesday evening into Wednesday, the blaze rapidly spreading between the tightly packed vehicles and causing them to explode.

The fire brigade has said they do not believe the blaze is suspicious and say it appears to have been started by a diesel car combusting, but a crew commander who responded to the blaze told the BBC the presence of many electric cars at the building may have been an early factor in the fire spreading."

Diesel?  Efasemdir.

Musk hefur efasemdir um áframhaldandi frið í Evrópu

"US entrepreneur Elon Musk has suggested that European Union may face the prospect of civil war due to its immigrant-welcoming policies. Two weeks ago, he visited the US southern border, wading into the bitter debate over immigration in his home country.

“If current trends continue, civil war in Europe is inevitable,” he claimed in a post on X (formerly Twitter) on Wednesday."

 

Pöddu-fóbískt fólk finnur pöddu

"A family were left horrified when they found a scorpion with its 'tail quivering' in their kitchen - and believe it may have hitched a 6,000 mile trip back with them from Kenya."

Þarf að spyrja um all þessa hatursgæpi:

Ef það að skopast af samkynhneigðum er hómófóbía;
Það að skopast að trönnum er transfóbía
Það að skopast að pedófólum er pedófóbía...
Þá er araknófóbía sá gerningur að skopast að mönnum sem vilja leggja lók í köngulær...?

Á meðan, í Úkraníu...

Fyrir þá sem hafa áhuga

Franskar rúmpöddur ofl...

Góð spurning.

Nokkrar ástæður þess að AfD gengur vel

"This polling data shows the massive disconnect between the left-liberal mainstream that promotes mass immigration in the media and culture and the actual sentiment of the German people.

Many new potential AfD voters may be “shy” voters who are afraid to express their support to pollsters, meaning that pollsters may not be capturing the full picture. The party is, after all, facing a potential ban, openly mocked and attacked by the political and journalistic establishment, and supporters of the party along with politicians have been physically assaulted in the past."

Og fleira...

Það er að laumast inní þetta smá 30 ára stríðs-fílingur

"i24 news correspondent Nicole Zedek reported that she spoke to Israeli soldiers, and they revealed to her that Hamas terrorists are chopping off the heads of babies and gunning down families in their homes."

Gott fólk.

Ekki bara mím...

"His Afghanistan withdrawal strategy lead to chaos, horror, and death – including for children and American servicemen. His Ukraine/Russia policy undoubtedly played a major role in Putin’s decision to invade. China has routinely humiliated the U.S. on the world stage. Biden is more responsible than any single person for the humanitarian crisis at the U.S./Mexico border. His efforts to keep America’s Southern border opens confirms that, stunningly, national security is simply not a priority for the U.S. President.

As I document in my new book, Breaking Biden (the definitive book on Joe Biden’s record with a strong emphasis on his disastrous foreign policy), the Pentagon reported that the U.S. left $7.12 billion worth of military equipment in Afghanistan upon our departure. This includes aircraft, air-to-ground weaponry, other military vehicles, munitions, and communications equipment."

Maðurinn sem vill afvopna eigin þjóð gefur terroristum endalaust af vopnum.

Þeir slást í new York líka

"According to the New York Post, while most pro-Palestinian demonstrators simply held up signs supporting the end of Israeli "occupation," some went one step further and vocally called for the eradication of Jews from the area.

"We gotta kill them all!" one man yelled. "We're going to kill them all! You better leave our country! You better get out of there!""

Jæja.

Þeir hefðu átt að hugsa út í þetta fyrr

"National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir on Tuesday implemented the first phase of a plan to distribute thousands of firearms throughout the Israeli public.

As part of the plan, the Ministry of National Security has purchased four thousand Israeli-made rifles to be distributed to the local security teams of various towns and cities."

Örugglega 200 mans væru enn lifandi ef þeir hefðu bara leyft liðinu að vopnast sjálft.

Pöddur herja á Frakka

"The bedbug plague in France has seen families in Marseille dump their infested mattresses out into the streets in a bid to rid themselves of the pests.

The French government is battling to contain a bout of nationwide panic, after several schools were closed across the country due to the infestation plaguing the country."

Böggar mig ekkert.

Hamas gjörsigrar strandpartý

Hamas brýst út úr 15 mínútna borginni sinni og byrjar að herja á strandpartý

"The death toll in Israel rose to 800 on Sunday night.

At least 260 young people were slaughtered at the Dance Party near Kibbutz Urim (Kibbutz Reim) in southern Israel."

Þetta er meira en fjórðungur af mannfalli Ísraela.

Ayatolllah á Twitter (X)

Bara að óska sínum mönnum til hamingju.

Af athugasemdakerfi Frettarinnar.

Áflogin breiðast um allar trissur

"The Kirkland waterfront, a wealthy suburb of Seattle, became the scene of dueling protests when supporters of Israel arrived to counterprotest a pro-Hamas demonstration organized by a collection of radical Socialist/Communist groups in the Seattle area."

Ágætt að fólk með sameiginleg áhugamál kemur saman og skemmtir sér.

Enn og aftur er okkur sýnt að þú þarft ekki her til þess að berjast við her.  Þarna var bara vel skipulögð militia að gera innrás í meiriháttar herveldi, og valda miklum usla.

Ég er viss um að enginn tekur eftir því.  Biden segir að þú þurfir F-15.

Merkilegt líka að almenningur í Ísrael skuli ekki vera vopnaður, með hliðsjón af hverjir nágrannarnir eru.

Þeir lærðu þá sennilega ekkert af þessu 1933-1945 dæmi sem þeir eru alltaf að rifja upp.

Talandi um vopn...

"US Weapons from Afghanistan Ended Up in Palestinian Hands in the Gaza Strip

A claim in a news report that American weapons seized in Afghanistan have ended up in the hands of Palestinian groups operating in the Gaza Strip has taken on renewed significance after Hamas, a Palestinian terrorist group, launched an attack on Israel on Saturday."

Hmm...

Á meðan, í Úkraníu:

Virðist ekki ganga of vel

"GENICHESK, October 9. /TASS/. Russian forces destroyed a Ukrainian UAV (unmanned aerial vehicle) control post near Kherson over the past day in the special military operation in Ukraine, a spokesman for the regional emergency services reported on Monday."

Og meira....

"The city’s Kirovsky and Kievsky districts came under attack. The Ukrainian armed forces fired seventeen 155 mm artillery shells.

The Ukrainian military also carried out two attacks on the Yasinovatovsky District of the DPR, firing seven munitions."

Svona heldur þetta áfram...

Það er meira af þessu.

Ekkert óvenjulegt á seyði

Ekkert óeðlilegt að gerast hér.

"According to IRS Criminal Investigation agent Joseph Ziegler, an investigation into Hunter's financial dealings was stonewalled before he blew the whistle to Congress - where he revealed that Hunter ended up looting Maisy's entire college savings account - and never paid taxes on it."

Ah... írónían...

"Hundreds of Israelis were attending a nature party, also described as a peace party, in the desert near the border on Saturday when Hamas launched its attack.

Chaos erupted after Hamas reportedly opened fire on the gathering. Hundreds of Israelis ran into the desert to hide."

Mjög góður staður til þess að ná í gísla.

Friðar-hópar styðja stríð

"Code Pink posted support for Hamas in a statement on X Twitter on Saturday well after reports of Hamas atrocities against Israeli civilians had been widely reported, "The US-backed Israeli apartheid regime inflicts daily settler violence and terror on Palestinians. Israel is an occupying force. Palestinians have every right to resist it.""

Morðóðir friðarsinnar eru ekki óalgengir.

Kommúnistar segja skemmtilega hluti áður en þeir deyja.

Nazista fílingur í Hillary Clinton

"Hillary Clinton told CNN's Christine Amanpour that Trump supporters were in need of "formal deprogramming.""

Putting on the Reich.  Ekki bara Trudeau.

Á meðan, í Úkraníu:

Kyrrstaða.

Úkranía (eða ráðamenn þar) stórgræða á að fara í EB

"The fervent push from Brussels to admit Ukraine into the European Union would see €186 billion transferred to Kyiv from other member states in addition to the billions poured into the country to subsidise the war effort against Russia."

Allt beint í vasa Zelensky.

Skoðum nú hreina orku:

Mengun er góð.  Stríð er friður.  Þrældómur er frelsi.

Nostalgía

Þetta er alveg Gaza-legt.

Alvöru.

Auðvitað.

Þetta verður búið eftir 1-2 vikur.

Við hljótum að geta spurst fyrir um þetta hér

"Some embalmers say that starting in 2021, they suddenly began seeing an "anomaly" during that process—a phenomenon of long, rubbery, white masses inside the blood vessels.

Others say they have seen nothing new."

Af eða á?  Þetta verður seint rannsakað af sömu ástæðu og ríkið vill ekki heyra neitt um þá tíð þegar það eitraði fyrir 80% landsmanna.

Það sem ríkið vill til handa almenningi.

Umhverfisvænar útfarir eru.... eins og þær eru

"Police in Colorado recently discovered 115 decaying human bodies in a ‘green’ funeral home.

A state document, meanwhile, alleged funeral home owner Jon Hallford tried to conceal the improper storage of corpses. He claimed he was doing taxidermy at the facility, according to the state suspension letter dated Thursday."

... ha?

Vesturlönd beita kolefnistrú til þess að skemma fyrir Afriku

"As the continent internationally recognized to be most at risk from climate change, Africa also suffers directly from Western attempts to rescue it. The imposition of an external climate agenda on the continent only preserves the West’s technological superiority and keeps Africa dependent on it."

Það er tilgangurinn með þessu.

Tollurinn tekur skít af manni

"The discovery happened at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport when authorities inspected a small box containing “giraffe fecal matter,” the agency said in a press release Thursday.

The passenger declared giraffe feces and stated she had obtained the droppings in Kenya and planned to make a necklace. The passenger also stated in the past she had used moose feces at her home in Iowa."

Shit.

Það kom að Westan.

Hlustum á músík:

Heimskubrunnur vesturlanda er meira en barmafullur um þessar mundir

Miðað v ið hve margir settu upp læknagrímu í kóvitleysunni, þurfti ekki að standa í því að búa til svona "Sovéskan Mann."

Aktívisti myrtur, dauði hans notaður í fjáröflunarskyni

"Friends of murdered New York City liberal activist Ryan Thoresen Carson have created a GoFundMe page in which the "collective" solicits donations so they can take "time off of work" -- and have already raked in $69,000. However, some donors are chipping in just for the privilege of leaving scathing comments. 

Other $5-donor highlights: 

• "It's abhorrent for someone to use the MURDER (not "loss" or "tragedy") of her boyfriend, and his life's work and reputation, to manipulate people to give her loads of cash. His body was barely even cold."

• "I donated $5 because it was the minimum but I wanted to say this: you people are disgusting, depraved ghouls for profiting off of this man's death."

"

Það má alveg hlæja að þessu, þetta var mjög vondur maður.

"The Antifa activist who was stabbed to death in Brooklyn on Monday, 32-year-old Ryan Carson, has a history of celebrating death and violence."

Hann hefði mölvað á þér hausinn með slökkvuktæki og hlegið að þér.

Í Þýzkalandi

"AfD Co-Chair Tino Chrupalla was in intensive care after an attack on him with a syringe in the Bavarian town of Ingolstadt, as Gateway Pundit reported. While the leftist German media and leftist international media attempted to ignore the attack, Elon Musk chimed in and was seen by 485,000 users.

Antifa terrorists are rarely or never arrested or tried in Germany, since they are protected by the leftist-socialist government."

Antifa í útlöndum er svona eins og bafrnanauðgarar á íslandi.

Steingrímur Njálsson FTW!

Að allri pedófóbíu slepptri:

Á meðan, í Japan

"Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida along with three of his cabinet members ate seafood sourced from waters off the coast of Fukushima, a stunt he pulled roughly a month before in the hopes of dispelling concerns over the safety of the food."

Hann glóir núna.

Það kom frá útlandinu...

Portúgalir vs úrkynjað fólk

"Two individuals are also seen ripping the banners away from the group. Moments later, the drivers appear to have had their fill because they grab the activists’ vests and drag them out of the way."

Talandi um úrkyjað fólk...

En, það er meira:

Tranni móðgast vegna þess að forsætisráðherra bretlands veit að konur eru til í alvöru

"Petra De Sutter, the most senior transgender politician in Europe, accused Mr Sunak of 'fuelling transphobia' after he said 'a man is a man and a woman is a woman'. "

Já.  Tilvist kvenna er "transóbía."

En hey, yfirtrúður íslands vill meina að það eigi að vera hatursglæpur að hafa andstyggð á barnanauðgurum.

Ég hef samkennd með þessum.

Idjót vikunnar:

Framkvæmdastjóri FÍB er einhverskonar hálfviti

"Ég fagna reyndar þessum áherslubreytingum stjórnvalda varðandi skattlagningu á ökutæki og FÍB lagði fram núna fyrr á árinu tillögur um kílómetragjald þannig að þetta er kannski angi af þessari hugmyndafræði, sem er jákvætt í sjálfu sér,“ segir Runólfur..."

Og svo pönslænið:

"Runólfur segist hafa áhyggjur af því að gjaldið komi til með að draga óeðlilega mikið út hvatanum til orkuskipta. Að það gæti komið niður á áhuga landsmanna á orkubílum."

No shit?  Heldur hann í alvöru að það að gera dýrari og óhentugri vöru jafnvel enn dýrari gæti haft slæm áhrif á eftirspurnina?

Jæja...

Rafbílar voru í upphafi svo dýrir að það varð að fella niður gjöld af þeim bara til þess að fá þá sem gætu hugsanlega notað þá til þess að fá sér einn.

Og svo er rafmagn ekkert ókeyps, þó fólk vilji halda annað, af einhverjum orsökum.  Og skattlagt upp í topp eins og allt annað.

Þessi peningur mun ekki fara í neitt viðhald.  Þessu verður líka stolið, eins og öllum hinum peningunum.  "Gefið til Úkraníu," eins og það heitir víst.  að sem verður ekki notað til að fjármagna barnaklám, þ.e.a.s.